/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1981

Disney world Orlando shut down. It's over

Posting my OC one more time and I'm going to bed, stay safe anons

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1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals
4. Wait for official instructions.

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OY VEY

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>Threadly reminder if you aren't hoarding these, you'll come out of this broke.

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Defeatist attitude. You must survive, and the post apocalyptic world will be your radioactive oyster.

POWERFUL

Imagine if the race for a functional vaccine only leads to fuckups resulting in another pandemic within a pandemic.

There's no point in fighting this thing. All countries can do is minimise the peak and try to ensure there is enough care for everyone when that peak occurs. What has China gained from stamping it out? (If they actually have). They're forced to devote massive resources indefinitely for preventing future waves and are quarantining all arrivals to the country for 14 days. It just isn't sustainable, they either do this forever or they get hit with more waves. The only way to get through a successful virus like this is for lots of people to catch it and recover. For as long as a large % of your population haven't yet caught it, your country is vulnerable.

The virus is proof that liberal democracy is failure. There's no other way to put it.

Just show me some Corona tits

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Old fucks getting what they deserve? Quite likely.

fuck the chinks

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Daily reminder that inhaling and drinking boiling olive oil is the only cure

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From my University 3 hours ago
>We are suspending all events that are not vital to the academic mission of the University.
>Classes, labs, courses and final exams are vital to the academic mission of the University and will continue

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America is kill.

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Nigga if you get corona and it takes it's toll you'll want to suicide.
>Danish.
>Wants to an hero.
You spoiled motherfucker.

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if this (total lockdown) was the new status quo china has a huge head start

Chinka lies
62877 recovered 3170 dead = 66047 concluded cases
3170 / 66047 = .05% mortality

Italy
1258 recovered 1016 dead = 2274 concluded cases
1016 / 2274 = 44.6% mortality

Iran
3276 recovered 429 dead = 3705 concluded cases
429 / 3705 = 11.6% mortality

S. Korea
510 recovered 67 dead = 577 concluded cases
67 / 577 = 11.6% mortality

Spain
189 recovered 86 dead = 275 concluded cases
86 / 275 = 31.2% mortality

World minus Chinka lies
6269 recovered 1803 dead = 8072 concluded cases
1803 / 8072 = 22.3% mortality

copy paste from another user

What are we going to do with those recovered with antibodies to not prevent them from getting it again?
Seems like a lose lose scenario right?

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Ricky and Morty indefinitely delayed! Fuck!!!

Give me your life essence coomer!!!

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Your university is genocidal

>Anglo
>surrendering
Jesus, all the worthwhile ones really did die at the Somme, didn't they?

Also Canada went from 120 to 150 today??!! Is it happening boys

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missed this.. s-sorry...

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What you're saying implies that you can't just catch it again merely days after you get better in the first place. I have yet to see any proof of run of the mill viral immunity in recovered patients.

Should I risk going to the gas station a block away to see if I can cop some salted peanuts for the apocalypse?

>Brazil 77
There are probably more 130 cases now, it just hasn't been made official yet. JUST

You do know that your government is only taking that measure because it wants to genocide white brits, right?

""matchmakers"" have working on infecting the will & kate portion of the royal family so infertility can cause their broken branch to take control. look forward to an infection announcement in a few days.

i wanted to suicide, now i want to witness the collapse and live in a world post-corona

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Harvard Epidemiologist: “I Don’t Think the Virus Can Be Stopped Anymore”

spiegel.de/international/world/i-don-t-think-the-virus-can-be-stopped-anymore-a-03d404e6-762b-42fb-ac48-e4a8f03a2f2b via

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>supplies to last me 6 months without going outside
>live in a small 100% white town in the middle of the desert
>guns and ammo
>internet
this is the comfiest ive been since i was a kid playing oblivion for the first time

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botulism is not the cure.

med killer

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>DOW premarket is -600 and i feel nothing

more than 130 cases*

>virus has been around since November (if not longer)
>we're all still alive
>only 4900 dead, nearly all of them elderly

India has had this shit for months now. Wuhan is not full of zombies. Spread is slowed to a crawl in Japan and South Korea. China is giving their supplies to Italy, so either it's over there or the entire fucking thing is a lie...

...maybe the nothingburgerchads were right all along...

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Now I'm wondering what drinking 300C olive oil would to to your insides.

Maybe - but who are they going to export to when every other country shuts down?
They are fucked.

np Mexibro stay safe

This is getting boring, when are more people going to die already?

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the rest of the board is so fucking shit right now. The CCP shills just keep going on and fucking on about how this is a false flag hoax. What the fuck is happening, guys? how the fuck have we been THIS subverted?

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Hahahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Toilet Paper Shortage Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Eat Right And Shit Clean Like Nigga Just Jump In The Shower Haha

No, you're just too dumb to understand the point.
Well even if that's true there's still no point in everyone isolating themselves unless they're going to do it forever.

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But the 'immune' are now more vulnerable because of the antibodies?
That's worse.

Based - The Post

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anyone have the roman salute corona image

I just want to know what happened to the army of ducks

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The prediction here is that the peak will occur within the next 2 weeks, that probably means we'll see a plateau of daily numbers at some point, infected/dead/cured that will continue for some months... and either the system collapses or it doesn't. Could just be bullshit though.

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sounds like a shitty way to die.

F
Based Brazilbro

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

The original poster of the audio probably meant "ventilators" instead of "respirators."

*calls*

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Also, crypto is getting BTFO if anyone is interested. -40% on all "relevant" e-coins

Duh

You can slow its R0 to about 2 with shut it all down, but you can't bring it below 1; humans can't handle this.

Yes, China has massive numbers of infected, they just aren't telling anyway.

kek

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Based university, hope all you fags get raked.

>ccp shills
>not the endless very organic threads popping up twice a minute blaming blumpf for x y and z
didn’t notice tbqh

I think there are four scenarios to account for CoronaChan shutting down country after country:

># 1 The Bio-Terror Outbreak Model

Government disease models, and shared intel with the Chinese, project that COVID-19 could potentially have a catastrophic death toll. Perhaps not on Spanish Flu levels but still very bad. However, this is just one of their worst case models and they are just being very cautious. This fits with some recent released estimates that show a US death toll between less than 500 and over 1 million. As the numbers vary so widely, the estimates given to the public have been useless. Still, this is the most likely scenario based on the evidence so far.

Following the above, the virus is most likely a human engineered bioweapon that was accidentally or intentionally released, and even though the death toll is still low (even multiplying it by a factor ten to account for under reporting) it could have been designed for maximum spread (think months) before it turns deadly in most people. Or it could have been designed to mutate in ways that modern medicine can not hope to counter. This would account for the current low death toll, but why everything is still being shut down to contain it.

>#2 The Q-Conspiracy Model

CoronaVirus is a worldwide mass deception campaign in order for the Trump admin to launch its military re-takeover of the US government, arrest traitors, and clear out “cabal” actors all over the world. If true, this would be a coordinated domestic military operation of unprecedented scale, and literally one of the most important moments in the history of the world. As much as I want this to happen, it rests on an overly elaborate worldwide plot, and seems to just be wishful thinking.

1/2

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>drinking boiling olive oil

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Make them delicious?

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This

Does anyone here actually know anyone who is tested positive for corona and is in isolation?

Count yourself lucky

This. I wanna watch the world burn before my very own eyes.

they will still export to the west. why would we stop sucking on the cheap labor titty?

this is pretty scary to watch. anybody who knows how disease spreads can see that this shit is basically everywhere

>he didn't buy gold
yikes user, how are you going to buy anything once it finally happens?

its just hyperbole. gov needs to take action. draft and enforce a martial law regime so that shits getting produced and people are fed and cared for. whimpy judeo-capitalism is exposed by this pandemic to the utmost

So where are the new videos?

China's fascist and totalitarian and that didnt stop shit

41% of cases 15-49 are severe
if there are no beds you know what this means

im not gonna change your mind

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Remember lads, coom for Corona-chan, offer her your power and life so you may enjoy tendies and vidya with her 5ever. She's a sweetie with so much love to share, let her in and help her tear down this rotten world with her sweet embrace.

pandemic theme
youtu.be/aFUzvbkEvRk

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even alaska has 1 wtf

How many Flintstones gummies must I eat to keep myself safe, bros?

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isnt it 142 or something?

>#2 The Q-Conspiracy Model
Even I, a Q follower, think this is the most retarded bull shit ever.
Most likely it's
> globalist attempt to crash the world, blame it on trump and regain power.

kek good one

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i recall a site called northingburger.info or something anyone know what it is?

Remember the Chinese plague outbreak back in October?
Maybe things got out of hand and a bacteriophage virus made its way out of the targeted population?

Why hasn't anyone on pol done this? You could be rich right now
thestar.com/news/canada/2020/03/12/were-hustlers-amid-coronavirus-fears-this-couple-has-made-more-than-100000-reselling-lysol-wipes.html?

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># 3 The Cabal Model

Basically the reverse Q-Model. Mostly the same as the above only the “Cabal” launched CoronaChan to end Trump and all resistance to their rule. In this model COVID may or may not be extremely deadly, but either way it will be used as a pretext to enact all sorts of totalitarian laws, and force the people will willingly give up their rights. In this scenario we are now in the opening scene of Deus Ex, and JC goes online in 6 months. Unfortunately, this seems far more likely than the Q Model.

> #4 Nothingburger with Panic Fries

CoronoChan herself really is a nothingburger. Her death toll is worse than the flu, but still
under .010%. The panic was planned (or simply taken advantage of) in order to quash Trump's reelection chances and disrupt his DOJ from prosecuting them and exposing their worldwide network. Durham and Barr are forced to make their moves before summer since they can't count on Trump's reelection. The virus scare effectively shutdowns all investigations and public interest, and forces all resources to COVID related matters. However, like the Q and Cabal models, this also rests on an overly elaborate James Bond villian-tier plot, and too much money is being lost by businesses all over the world. Though, a few at the top may be making hundreds of billions by shorting markets and monopolizing commodities.

My personal take is the situation is #1 with parts of #4, mainly taking advantage of a crisis and play up the panic to their advantage.

2/2

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Today was busy all day and night and was still crowded when I got off at 8. Walked around and took pics of shelves that were very empty

t. Kroger Wageslave in Colorado

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Count Alabama. We got at least 4 cases tonight, should be announced tomorrow.

Screencap this.

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MUST COOM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

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This should be included in the /cvg/ header
youtube.com/watch?v=2XrQ4A0Y11w&feature=youtu.be

Eaten before entering battle against the locusts

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China is communist.

Sheeeeeeit

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Ok bros, I had some complications on my ear that were due an allergy, but my ENT doctor asked me to take a CT scan just to be sure. everything was ok but they said they noticed a blood vessel that was really swollen, this was probably due to me wearing really tight googles during my lab class but I didn't want to say it since I was a bit embarassed. They ask me to do an MRI to see what was wrong with this blood vessel (something along the lines that they can't fully see what is wrong.)

They scheduled it for the 17th of this month (5 days from now). Should I cancel it? I don't think hospitals are safe and this shit can remain on surfaces for god knows how long. Its not that bad and I no longer get headaches (it was almost 2 month ago).

Do you really think a fascist Europe would have had gigahuge ghettos full of peasants eating everything that moved and cooking with gutter oil? That's communism all over ya damn chink.

nothingburger.today

China buying out America?? Caution gay ass Reddit:

reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fho6s7/this_just_got_hung_up_in_the_nyc_subway_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>US Senate going on 2 day weekend instead of doing something

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Fuck gold, silver is more useful. .999 purity silver can be used to produce colloidal silver, which is an antibiotic that can be produced at home with minimal effort.

3 day weekend*
fuck

*calls back*

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>come on Morty, quick adventure 2020 minutes, in and out

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Worse, they released a video about how they have finally closed one of their makeshift hospitals because the patients are all healed with a claim of 0 death.

Lmao this is such a work. Lol now the colbert repory is cancelled. Keep posting simps

Yeah, the info is hit and miss and largely speculative but there's a video archive which has some fucking wild shit on it. That part is legit at least.

fellas, a Chinese bitch coughed about 12 feet away from me into her fist, I had a N95 on, and waited approx. 20 minutes for the particles to settle before I walked past her and out the door. Am I fucked?

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>and live in a world post-corona
BTW, important question. How do you imagine a world after Coronapocalypse?
Will it be typical post-apoc totalitarian dystopia?
Or maybe like middle ages but with AKs?

Two rats fucking. Awesome banner horhey

Added to the collection, thanks

I fucking love this boogaloo. It pumps my adrenaline up. Everyone in my shithole is panic-buying

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>RESEARCH
>Reinfection possible and even deadlier
>archive.is/Iw58p

Why are you morons spreading this fake bs?

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>he prepped?
>release the vaccine

Imagine wanting to stop it

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EVERYONE HAS CORONA

EVERYONE HAS CORONA

Have you noticed how no tests come back negative? If we tested the whole population we would see the real numbers. This 150K is a lie. The Chinese already cremated hundreds of thousands of bodies in Wuhan alone. That's why they shut down the whole country.

50 cases in Canada and it just so happens to be Trudeau? At least half the population must have it by now.

yeah mountainfags have really gone hoard crazy guarantee its just like 1000 rich ass whores with bunkers and militias

Gold and crypto got trounced today. Only bonds with virtually no interest maintained their value, weird times.

By the way, tomorrow we will see a big midday reversal and you want to buy or close out shorts in the morning

Any guess price of pm's wil be in 30 days?

MOAR. Tell me there are more lewds this week!!!

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>man who thought he had lost all hope loses an additional amount of hope he didn't even know he had
I really don't know if I can do this, senpai. I miss actual discourse. I can't find it anywhere anymore. these threads are about the only thing I can still cling to.

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fug

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Kill all sons 'a bitches.

Did you suck her toes?

you're already dead.

>had a N95 on
Naw bruh. Goggles though ? Maybe....

I started eating oranges for the vitamin C but now my tongue is covered in canker sores

I feel I already have it... Been sick for a week, I'm feeling good but I know this is the calm before the storm.
Next week, I'll be dead.

Shit, I better grab 30lbs of lead weights from work to melt down....

Did you disinfected your clothes? It lives up to 3 hours on clothes.

Thread #2020 coming soon.

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This disease literally got out of hand an spread world wide due to chink censorship. Then these "liberal democracies" started trying to censor and nothingburger this too, and until 2 days ago the cuck citizens were all busy letting corona-chan rail them ouutdoors with no protection because "wash muh hands" for an airborne fucking virus.

Falling for the censorshit game was stupid on the Wests part, they didnt focus on trying to mobilize industry before getting fucked and now all those MBA losers dont know how to operate if economy of scales becomes a hazard. And now that our crash happened china can continue letting its population die off without those foreign investors coming back home. The fact some chink commie government heads that couldnt even properly forge data before releasing it to the public got this 4D chess is purely because they got these brainlets in charge playing the censorship game too, which is the only thing those commies do better.

FUCK CHINKS

FUCK CHINKS

FUCK CHINKS

sounds like they're just trying to rape you with a bill cancel that shit and stay home

kek good one

>he vaccined?
>now release a new strain

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last week I saw one guy come into the store 3 times each time he had a cart full of toilet paper and water

Shit, same as Ontario

China is as close to fascism as it gets in the modern world
and they've created it

Can you report fearmongering idiots like these? I mean, this boomer piece of shit is literaly sharing whatsapp audios.

Bottom right says #pridetrain. It's just NYC trannies being degens like always.

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'Member what they said about the virus in Walking Dead. We're already ALL infected, it just has to have the right trigger to become active.

>nothingburger.today
ty

Asshole, you will never minimize the peak enough to ensure enough care.
Also, you don't get immune to the virus after you get it, not in the long run.

Use your thumb

I always dreamed of living in a world of Terminator and Book of Eli combined.
Not that I actually have a chance of surviving on my own.
Sadly, I'll be dead as soon as the countryside cities start to collapse.

Today I bought 8 new rolls and told my roommate he has to buy his own from now on

The death of "recovered" patients didn't count

I have asthma so every year I’m guaranteed to have 1 or 2 big colds that are worse than what happens to other sane people.

It starts from the nose, it gets itchy and closed (have to breath through the mouth) then after a couple of days the nose opens and I start having a sore throats which magically disappears after 48 to 60 hours and then the fun begins: lot of dry cough for days and pain on my back/chest (and abdomen because I cough loudly) that slowly begins to become productive and then eventually I get to expel all the phlegm and shit.

This is what really benefits me and helped reducing the symptoms and how long this thing lasts:

>hot water with infused ginger (cut a 1,5 cm “block” and make slices), half a lemon pressed and half a tablespoon of acacia honey - twice a day this helps with the sore throat
>drink many water - keeps you hydrated as well as the mucus you produce
>keep an humidifier running close to you (even the shitty chink USB style ones work) - this hydrates the phlegm as you breath
>boil a pan with water and add a tablespoon of baking soda then cover your head and the pan under your face with a towel and breath the vapour (breath with your mouth IN and nose OUT), be careful not to burn yourself so every minute let some vapour escape from under the towel - this is good to hydrate the phlegm and also heavily helps with irritated lungs and throat

Do these things as soon as you can and keep going until you’re better.

I hope this works with corona.

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back to bed Jayden

>TFW my boss has started laying people off
Feels bad man!

We all have or had it. It is a minor illness for the vast majority of us.

>China's fascist

lol user...

Nigger can you math? That's not ".05%" for China, it should be 5% (4.8% actually).

I make that pizza for a living. Please keep shipping us caputo flour and tomatos.

>Schedule to reopen April 6.
Doubt

Go coof in their face and say welcome to the club.

>start reading nonstop about the coronavirus on Yas Forums for past few days
>throats begins to feel sore and im coofing now

oh fuck oh shit this is it for me guys

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I took all my clothes off and put them in the contaminated pile

So a swollen blood vessel in my head will be fixed on its own? even if I got the symptoms for brain hemorrage 2 months ago? for all I know I might get some nasty infection and die in my sleep...

There is a case in my city.
Im scared, bros. Im literally crying right now because my parents dont believe me when I say we should stay home

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COVID followed MERS followed SARS- each a new and more dangerous iteration of corona virus. Expect another in 5-10 years.

Hey Yas Forums, rate my Corona-chan pls
>Our Lady of the Grievous Happening
>Nuestra Señora del Suceso Doloroso
>CORONA-KAMI
Phone pic, expect full pic soon pls

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Guys, what happened to the map link?

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Anyone got a working one?

If there was enough fascism there wouldnt have been a china after 1948

now i am waiting outbreak in denmark,they cut our mask for plague import in jan 20th.
a tip that our fucking chinese made 90% facial mask in the world.

Trump

>Paraguay 5
It's 6 now
nanduti.com.py/2020/03/12/ya-6-los-casos-confirmados-coronavirus-paraguay/
>argentina 30(1)
and (today March 12)103 more cases under study

Without testing we Re never going to know who has the kung flu and who doesn't, whats the point of even trying to stay clean when you don't even know if its in your community or not??

I promise if I survive this, ill be a good fascist

Lads, I don't wanna die...

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if get coronachan creates a white ethnostate

same here pastabrother, get your stash of ventolin

Oracort has been a godsend for me.

Your stock tips are worthless without further information.

I personally only worry about my parents and my brother. If they die of Corona, I won't care about anything anymore. I guess I would become a food bandit and rape every women I find until someone kill me.

hopefully a world were we stop bickering about silly trendy shit and start to focus on what is important, hard times bring pragmatism

Corona-chan has coom for you, now coom for her, Leaf-kun.

What do you guys think I could trade a 3M half-mask + P100 filters for?

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What websites shows me live up to date new cases?

Doubt it.

Shame there are not enough straight white men who give a shit anymore to get this virus immunized.

Sad, many such cases.

When is the appropriate time to begin looting (in Minecraft)

I'm never sure of the etiquette in such matters

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Wait my ass!

Prepare for it user. Get food now before it's too late.
Go get cheap carbs and vitamins.

>Also, you don't get immune to the virus after you get it, not in the long run.
Source required

You don't do mortality rate off of concluded cases you dipshit.

britannica.com/science/case-fatality-rate

at least the PAX MAN was spared this horrible end.

I wore a mask in public for the first time today. Literally no one else had one on. The looks I get aren’t “omg what a weirdo” or “wow he’s paranoid” they are the looks of fear.

yes, more useful than facial mask now i use a pair.

Kek, and what did you do on those 20min, jus stand in the same place?

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What a pimply ass.

Nevermind, it's working in incognito. Fucking cookies.

Dig it. Lets start a Corona-chan cult and make her in a godform.

I'll join you.

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>Detected: 134,685
> Died: 4,973

Wow, it's a fucking nothing burger. Meanwhile, tens of thousands of Africans die of hunger, starvation and malnutrition everyday, where's the general for that?

>firebomb his city

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Its real

So does it really cause fibrosis, testicular damage and invades the nervous system or were those memes?

twitter.com/RepKatiePorter/status/1238147835859779584
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COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

/cvg/ will be at 1984 level soon. Nice.

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so now that there is more awareness in the US, will this now not be as severe as predicted? 90m infected and 50m serious cases?

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thats because they are only testing those in bad conditions, real infected number is way bigger

The world outside of China is just now reaching the numbers China saw two months ago, fag.

You're not very good at grasping basic math concepts, are you?

virus is fake
ya'll being played

Give me one definition of fascism that china doesn't meet, I'll wait.

Adios amigo

coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

I see we’re already in the denial stage

older generations are so disconnected from reality it's sad

>Meanwhile, tens of thousands of Africans die of hunger, starvation and malnutrition everyday, where's the general for that?
Really, where's the general for that?
I also want to celebrate the death of thousands of afric*ns.

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!

people still go into work with coughs and know people getting tested but are unable to work cause bills and shit.
>coofer at wifes work today
>his in-laws are getting tested
>his daughter was sick
>had to get told to go home

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We just had our first fucking death and the government still hasn't done shit. We need to shut things down for at least 2 weeks so that the virus can run it's course, but the fucking bitches in government don't want to spend the money to keep people paid.

The human element is always the worst part of these things.

LOaL

so if I don't haev any masks is it too late for me

TOO BAD THE SENATE IS GOING ON AN EXTENDED WEEKEND BREAK

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I have 2 ventolin, 2 aliflus and 1 prednisone.

I have sensible lungs but very very mild asthma luckily, never had real problems breathing thank god.

The next coronavirus epidemic/pandemic will start from Indonesia.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJEp-LNcWHs

I have an aunt that just got back from travelling in Florida and is getting sick. Got tested For corona and awaiting results.

it was a city hall meeting, I'm on the judicial board so I had to be there

At any point after one has shoved a skunk tail buttplug in their anus, put on the mask for a gorilla costume, and a pair of python skin cowboy boots. Looting requires proper attires, after all. The apocalypse does score on fashion/style.

either retarded or like i said a smurf for a richfag that's gonna try to make power moves in the community when shit starts getting bad
the most overworked federal workers rigth now should be fbi trying to keep an eye on this shit because these guys are gonna have the cards while the politician class is out of fucking work

I like it and saved it already. Thanks user

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Argentina
31(1)
clarin.com/sociedad/coronavirus-argentina-confirman-9-casos-4-contacto-local_0_Y9iIa0Ix.html

I actually agree.
People in 1st world created and spreading a paradigm where consumerism, hewman rights and other jewish bullshit replaced actual morale, religion and so on.
For this, we should be punished.

Not bad. The face is a bit ugly, the rest is nicely done though.

HOLY BASED, ITALY IS SAVED

In case i wasn't clear enough... The rest of the world is going to blow past China's reported numbers and into the millions VERY quickly. Like end of this month quickly. Countries very soon will stop counting, as it goes into the 10's of millions. Deaths will be all they report. Those will reach millions by summer.

The definitions of facisim and communism are pretty much identical... why the two groups hate each other is beyond me.

noice

China is the closest thing to the NatSoc of the '30s.
The only difference is they don't have restrictions and have "living space" so no need to start a war. And they historically have never had to deal with jews.

Fuck those opportunists

My city is kinda small, a very rural area
I know, dude. I love my mom more than anything, and she is 56. I wish she could stay home, but she needs to work :(

WV stronk have to love the inbred white genes.

SPAIN DOING THE ITALIAN WAY
>SPAIN DOING THE ITALIAN WAY
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238305472815472641?s=20

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That's fine. I enjoy playing with myself, so having someone else play with me is a welcome change. #strangerinthetub

Dixie has fallen.

Press F

Also, sauce?

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That's business as usual though for crypto.

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487329-ohio-health-official-estimates-100000-people-in-state-have-coronavirus?fbclid=IwAR2hA5B5H5kpjNJ6xOFFiZMmC2HvzSwD3oQw_MWSweqVeCfHwMvKQG3oFYU

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If you have asthma you're fucked

>Mexico 12
We have +4 now
16 cases

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im helping my family prep, we had masks and stuff already but having /cvg/ info early is a life saver

Texas bros, my water started to taste chemical-y recently, like extra chlorine added, maybe as an attempt to disinfect the water, any of y'all tasted it?

everyone is sellout to chinks

A fresh new handgun with ammo at least.

nigger, stop giving Jewish porn free publicity

I don't get it bros. Did the US really just spend 500 billion dollars to make a line on a chart go up a bit for 12 minutes? Do they get that money back somehow? Is that 500 billion which could've been spent on things like test kits, infrastructure, student loans, etc?

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thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487329-ohio-health-official-estimates-100000-people-in-state-have-coronavirus

Those containers say "not for individual resale" on the packaging. How is this not some sort of illegal. At the end of the day I don't give a shit, but why vocalize this