Lads... it's been an honor shitposting with you all
YELLOWSTONE ERUPTING
Jaxson Mitchell
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Colton Phillips
What? Could this week get any better?
Jack Gutierrez
So the end is here
Charles Sanchez
And I’m still a virgin
Sebastian Watson
Why the fuck is all this awful news so funny HOLY FUCK LMFAO
James Johnson
It's literally nothing
Julian Morgan
Damn this is cool
Isaac Sullivan
as long as youve accepted jesus as your lord and savior youll find some qt3.14 in heaven to be your wife.
Julian Diaz
It happened several years ago and they are just figuring out, it is currently "paused" and not doing this
Leo Roberts
In Great Falls, expecting 12inches of snow tomorrow...erupting...suck a dick.
Cameron Nelson
>schizoboomer
Julian Mitchell
It can't Happen until after New Madrid flips first. I've been waiting a long time for New Madrid, and it's way overdue.
Joshua Reyes
Thank fuckin Kek, my body is ready
Christian King
I give my life for my goddess! May my ashes be fuel for her fire!!
Elijah Martin
>be me
>with wife stockpiling at the store today
>apparently I'm acting unusually giddy, sporting a fucked up grin
>wife asks wtf I'm so excited for
>idk, can't put my finger on it
Seriously though anons, am I crazy? Unbalanced? Why does this feel like Christmas mixed with graduation day?
Tyler Cox
Nothing is happening, you dorks. Not yet anyway.
Jose Torres
Literally met my wife there. We both worked there for the summer. Met my wife in the worlds biggest volcano. Pretty good
Landon Rogers
Reality is starting to become like a bad psychedelic trip or something
Shit is fucked brehs they must be firing up CERN or something
Lucas Ward
Because you're an idiot.
Henry Reyes
>in 2013 and 2014 Yellowstone bulged
>in 2018 scientists tried to find out why.
>in 2020 they decided magma intrusion
WOW HOLY FUCK! YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT BECAUSE SCIENTIST MILK RESEARCH BUDGETS!
Brody Diaz
It's over
Luke Ward
ENJOY THE SHOW M'LAD
Austin Taylor
This is one wild ride, excited to see where it goes.
Jaxson Gomez
oky as of now
>12.03.2020
>WW3 (almost)
>Asteroid might crash onto earth
>world pandemic
>new refugee crisis and high tensions between Greeks and roaches
and now Yellow stone
i swear to god my cock can only get so hard
it's month three and we're basically out of happenings
what is next? aliens?
Ethan Bell
Party pooper detected
Jackson Howard
God can we please have a volcanic erruption with Corona-Chan and the financial crisis ?
Gavin Lee
huh so the apocalypse is really happening
Cooper Davis
I am God ask me for mercy with a $100 donation.
Samuel Perez
Shadilay lovers
Chase Brown
My wife and I both work from home so we watched the news all day then fucked like rabbits before dinner.
Feels good.
Sebastian Sullivan
Heeey Boo-Boo!!
I tink' weez in deep doo-doo!!!
Brody Hall
It's about damn time
Juan Rodriguez
That used to be a sign of virtue. Your next life will be glorious.
Logan Foster
OP MASSIVE FAGGOT CONFIRMED
HERE IS A QOUTE FROM THE ARTICLE
>"He said this activity was common, so there is no reason to be concerned. 'For the first time, we've been able to track an entire episode of magma intrusion, degassing, and gas ascent to the near-surface. For those in the know, like you, that's awesome—not alarming.' "
Lucas Morales
Do not forget the locusts
Or the torture
Or the cannibalism
Or the incest
Or the lice
Or the fleas
Or the AIDS
Or the Dengue
Or the Malaria
Or the universal rape
Do not forget Kalki
Do not forget Visnu
Or Abbadon
Or Ba'al
Jose Rivera
Lol another nothingburger
John Ortiz
THE EARTH'S GONNA COOOOM
Bentley Lee
Get a load of the party pooper(s)
Embrace the chaos
Parker Gonzalez
Digits and it erupts in a few months
Jose Clark
rollin'
Logan Bell
If you have a family and you welcome the apocalypse then you're legit insane and need help
Leave this place. It's not doing you any good
Logan Perry
get gets us eruption next week.
Dominic Thomas
HOLY SHIT YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Jayden Turner
let this nightmare finally end
Ian Young
Get it!
Gabriel Brown
>This was followed by the "volatile ascent and accumulation" at a level possibly just a few hundred meters (about 600 feet) below the surface
jfx
>source: newsweek
Carter Myers
Doubles and I save the world, things keep going on as normal and people keep on living their boring, comfortable lives
Aaron Powell
MINE TOO!
Also, Hey man, you got any supplies I can borrow? *Coof*
Landon Garcia
Come on Data!
Eli Ross
Digits and we all die next week.
Blake Sanders
roll
Bentley Gonzalez
Lol I just recovered from alcoholism in 2019
Back in the saddle for me
Kayden Wright
>I'm still a virgin
Unless you are married, fucking based.
Asher Cruz
what the fuck is this crazy cyberpunk apocalypse timeline
William Davis
Please let me die
The explosion will be so fast, my nerves wouldn't even have time to register the pain.
Justin Bell
Bean
Nathaniel Perez
Checked, arguably a worse fate.
Gabriel Thompson
Well then
Chase Davis
Comfortable lives poster here, doubles and I am Jesus. I am the end all of be all, I have returned to once again be sacrificed by our father in heaven, out of love for you heathens which I love dearly though detest your blindness
Easton Butler
>It now appears to have paused.
Josiah Green
it will blow when Betelgeuse goes supernova
Angel Fisher
I still don't understand why Yellowstone can't be de-escalated. Volcanic explosions are caused by molten rock rising, accumulating and building pressure until it explodes, right? Why couldn't you just vent the pressure in smaller, more controlled drills/digs so that it never builds up enough steam to explode?
Isaac Thompson
If it does, I'm still shorting the market and making a killing!
Dylan Torres
Fuck, I wish they made that game for PC before we all died.
youtube.com
Hudson Thompson
good, fuck flyoverfags
Mason Fisher
Nothing. Burger.
Hunter Gonzalez
2020 wants its eruption. This year has been greedy with happenings already. Surely it’s time.
Jace Nelson
nope
Owen Cox
Based
Same goes with the capitalism everything goes to one point
Juan Murphy
Yellowstone is like hawaii but under america, is normal to have intrusions of magma bellow crustal level(this is how granitoids form).
Isaac Rivera
Make it happen pls Yellowchan
Dylan Brown
Hey God, put the difficulty back to normal.
Dylan Davis
From what I heard illegals taken care of US not so mch