/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1980

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>one of the mods is a fucking bahroo sub
God damnit why do I browse this site

>Threadly reminder if you aren't hoarding these, you'll come out of this broke.

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Am I prepared?

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guys, rate my prep

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>tfw your boss gives you "the talk" (about coronavirus)

Well, that explains a lot but hey at least they're letting these threads just roll along (but I wish they'd do something about the spam, or at least the jannies ffs).

Cheers Yas Forums

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER HERE WE GO

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What happened to dis.cool? Is it down? I wanted to see what server those guys share.

Washington state here. Nothing is being done and rarely any testing. 2/28 was the first case. 2 weeks ago and still nothing

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WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR!

PLACE YOUR BETS, WHO WILL BE THE LAST TO FALL?

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Don't we all? Those uncivilized cunts.

>mfw i've seen men fight over jalapeno cheese spread
>mfw he's absolutely right
oh my fucking god i need to go to taco bell

He refused to be tested.

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they will CGI that fucker all the way to 2024

>hyperinflation
>2k that I have would become 0.00000002 cents

So, spend all of my money before it's too late or what?

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we die
but before that happens we shit post with each other and trade tips on surviving one more day.

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>7 billion people in the world
>130.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Hk .22lr? Beautiful

>if
kek

fuck, I really need to sleep but I don't want to miss the 2000th thread

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Was it really THAT good? It better be the best fucking soup ever. It tanked the world economy.

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I'm an mid-atlatnticfag, so i'll throw in my luck with good old West Virginia

ahahahaah im sorry guys I just can’t with this fucking timeline we are living in right now

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>Bird Flu 2
>Surely this is the real plague!

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When should I start on my bucket list?

Femanon here. Need any help setting up a discord? Experienced admin here and ready to help.

You've been visited by the toilet paper fairy, if your reply gets digits, you'll be blessed with a roll.

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How many days does it survive on clothes? I've got some potentially contaminated clothes.

So what happened to all the nothingburger posts? Lel

It's in Alaska how is it not in W. Virginia

"Near the village, the lethal village, the virus spreads tonight..."

bitchute.com/video/Ka6J6QuPG2Tv/

all anime and furfags. hangem high

Please god

they dead

i aint tryn to cash no vers. stay safe yall

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9 days on surfaces

>mods are discord trannys
heh

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What SPECIFICALLY are the symptoms
How SPECIFICALLY does it kill
How long SPECIFICALLY does it take from infection to death
No one can answer this shit. The level of freak out happening, there should be bodies in the streets. Instead NONE OF YOU DIRECTLY KNOW ANYONE AFFECTED BY THIS.
WAKE
UP

The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.

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I NEED MORE CORONA CHAN MEMES

Our Prime Minister and wife have it but only 140 Canadians have it?

youtube.com/watch?v=DCgkCawbMGM

make sure to sneeze into the rabbi

So anons.
>woke up sick this morning.
>short of breath
>pain in the upper lung region when breathing
>slightly higher temp 37.4
>No other symptoms than this. Went to the doc.
>Won’t get tested
>only if I came from a risk region or had contact with someone who’s a confirmed case.
>Living in Berlin.
What’s the next step user?

HOW LOW WILL IT GOOOOOOO

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>less than 5,000 dead worldwide in 5 months?!?!
>SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

This faggot virus is a meme. We all already have or had it. It's absolutely nothing unless you're 60+ with hypertension or diabetes.

The retarded ass panic is ruining my fucking spring. Fuck all of you memers hyping this shit up.

HOLY SHIT 10 PEOPLE IN A NURSING HOME DIED!!!!! BETTER CANCEL THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE DEAD IS FUCKING 80 YOU FUCKS!

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I stay up to talk with Australia. I love those guys.

bless everyone with a roll

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Alabama because of the Lynyrd Skinner song or W. Virgin because of the John Denner song.

isn't america at the fucking bottom of the world almost for tests per million people

Fake, Hiro would never be in the presence of anyone who's in any way connected to 4channel.org

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 15.113 cases - 1.016 FATALITIES / 44,7% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 10.075 cases - 429 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.869 cases - 66 FATALITIES / 16,5% MR;
Spain, 3.015 cases (-44 in Galiza) - 86 FATALITIES / 31,3% MR;
>France, 2.876 cases - 61 FATALITIES / 83,6% MR;
Germany, 2.512 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 16,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.387 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 7,9% MR;
United States, 1.336 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Switzerland, 854 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 60% MR;
Norway, 800 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 687 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
Denmark, 617 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 614 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 456 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
>Belgium, 314 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 302 cases - 1 FATALITY / 20% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 195 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 178 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 156 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 10,3% MR;
>Malaysia, 149 cases - 0% MR;
Canada, 109 cases - 1 FATALITY / 10% MR;
>Israel, 100 cases - 0% MR;
...
> Portugal, 78 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 44 cases - 0% MR;

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Almost everything at Costco and Walmart is gone. They say they are getting new stuff coming in every hour and it gets all sold out instantly.

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W. Virginia, only because I suspect meth makes you immune....

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>mfw Coronavirus exposes western democracies as inpet jokes
Feels good being Formalist/NRx right now

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I don't know if you know, but we're short on tests and not everyone is keen on testing. Most places have ultra narrow test conditions (ie have symptoms AND have been to Italy/Iran/China).

No more than a few hours. But you never know. Wash that shit with some precautions.

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That's just airsoft right? Unless its restricted instead of prohib idk

Kill 6 gazillion joos

The dip isn't nearly over. I am probably going to continue to buy puts and then buy the dip in May

that one with the admiralbahroo pic
based

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=a5hK7xlArrg

it CAN live up to that long in the right conditions. on average its 1-3 hours.

soap and water. or you can stick them in the sun and the UV will eventually get rid of the bug.

she went to the UK in the middle of a pandemic, not very smart.

Whats the death rate in italy?

Why go to the doctor?

how the fuck hasn't Idaho gotten it yet

>Idaho
is Almost Heaven still a thing at all? The Louis Theroux documentary on it was amusing.
Googling just brings up סld results, which I imagine is the way they'd like it.

can't believe the deaths have distracted you morons from what the actual purpose of the virus was
something china has wanted to do to it's poor since 1980 and the eu has been dreaming of doing to it's 20 something whites

screenshot this for a year when you see what the effects are on the 'recovered'

Why was trudeaus wife tested?
According to our government only those traveling from Iran, Italy, Japan, and parts of China will be tested.
>canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/2019-novel-coronavirus-infection/latest-travel-health-advice.html
There is no travel advisory or any cancelling of flights or any screening done from anyone coming back from the UK.
She came back from the UK so why was she tested?
If I wanted to go get tested they would tell me no.
Do rich elites get healthcare privilege the average canadians dont get?

/sp/ here
I did all my stockpiling but now there's no sports wtf should i do now?

Tens, maybe hundreds, of thousands of Canadians have it. It's fucking NOTHING. 100k people are suspected to have it in Ohio. Nobody even noticed.

This is 95% hype. It's fucking nothing. A nasty virus that absolutely shits on you if you are 60+ with diabetes/hypertension or 80+. Everyone else, it's not even a big deal.

West Virginia.

This nothing burger is going so fucking S L O W

Self isolate and see if things escalate.

Why did the Argentinian poster kill the discord thread? It came first.

North Branch MN

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Yeah, we're fucked.
>Corona-chan is born
>WHO comes up with test kit
>CDC says fuck that we can make better ones
>Botches it, has to trash them all
>Lets days and days go by with almost no test kits
>Finally we start producing them
>Oops there's a massive reagent shortage huehuehue
So to reiterate, we're fucked.

Google owns Yas Forums you idiot.

1720: Plague
1820: Cholera
1920: Spanish Flu
2020: Coronavirus

Fucking bioweapon, loser!
And it is already over. It is just a lousy cover story for an escaped American bioweapon toy.

ALL IN ON MONTANA

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so the smart thing to do would be to just assume 9 days on everything..........

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Nice paintball gun

Just got a late call from my kids' school district in Massachusetts. Schools will be closed tomorrow. Don't know if they'll reopen next week.

roll for roll

I read somewhere recently that the chinese had released the structure of corona and it ended with 32 a's, proving it is man made.
Any anons got a source on this?

>10 more cases found in Michigan
>2 in my county
Nice knowing you guys

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>Do rich elites get healthcare privilege the average canadians dont get?
Is water wet?

>chinamen
>souls

Balance of the day!

So, BNO has collapsed.
I take my numbers from BNO, with their numbers we had 5.606 new infected cases in all of Europe.
That pushes the total to 29.104 infected in Europe.
You can see the graph in pic related.

However, this time, a number of relevant countries were left out. Most telling, UK.

The countries that contributed more with new corona infections were:

>Italy, 2.651
Spain, 782
>France, 595
Germany, 546
>Switzerland, 212
Norway, 204
>Sweden, 187
The Netherlands, 111
>Denmark, 101
Austria, 56
>Slovenia, 26
Russia, 19
>Portugal, 17
Romania, 16
>Poland, 16
Luxembourg, 12
>Latvia, 10
Georgia, 9
>Croatia, 7
Serbia, 7
>Belarus, 6
Bosnia, 4
>Hungary, 4
Albania, 3
>Slovakia, 3
Malta, 2

And then, the suspicious countries BNO added no new infections:

UK, Belgium, Czech Republic, Finland, Iceland, Greece, Ireland

Europe pretty much is at 30 thousand cases now.

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If asian countries have really stopped the spread it means masks work, otherwise they're lying. But if they were lying wouldn't it be obvious? I was really hoping for an asian world collapse.

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Jenny

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The Montana case is being treated as Maryland because despite being a Montana resident, they were in Maryland and presumptively caught it there.

ironic, the US will now be consumed by the same weapon it created

my dad, who has refused to listen for weeks, is now freaking out because he couldn't get toilet paper at the store. it feels good to say i told you so

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its over for me brehs
i am gonna perish on this third world shithole

digits

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I need quarantine tips

If I'm locked in my house, won't I run out of oxygen? But if I open my windows, won't it get it and infect me?

Dafug

>airshit

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I would bet on no.

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Cambridge MN

i need some FUCKING TOILET PAPER

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Was dumb enough to hope to get some help or something against the fever. All I got was a „no need to work“ sign. But also found out that they don’t get any stuff. No disinfection stuff, no gloves, no masks no nothing.

Read recently that the structure of corona has been released and that it ends with 32a's, or some shit, which proves it is man made.
Any user got a source for this?

have to go out into *coof* city to get more supplies tomorrow.

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