GET IN HERE LADS, YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW, I WILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN HELL...

q predicted this

And what its coming next it is...

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Yes please. I could use a hot lava bath.

>wars and rumors of wars
>unforeseen swarms of locusts
>coronavirus
>economic crash and uncertainty
>mass migration causing instability
>potential yellowstone eruption

You best start believing in revelations.
We're living it, anons

its not massive enough to pull on the earth, if thats what you were inplying

Who's brodie and how'd he die?

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Hay retard. Yellow stone volcano blow up every 600k as the North American plate moves over a hot spot. It NEVER erupt in the same location. Next one should be under Billings MT and one before was in Idaho just west of the Tetons.

>REVELATION 8:11: "And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter."

the fuck didnt an user like 20 hours earlier say he was a seismologist and shit was going to blow up today??? its over burgers nice shitposting with ya

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youtu.be/TmWM51mTY_c?t=900

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

There is a planned Third World War, which will be nuclear and biological. Our source believes that this is on track to be initiated within the next 18-24 months.
* It is planned to begin with a strike by Israel on Iran. Either Iran or China will be provoked into a nuclear response. After a brief nuclear exchange, there will be a ceasefire. The world will be thrown into fear and chaos - all carefully engineered.
* The extreme state of tension will be used to justify heavy social and military controls in all western first world nations. Plans are already in place for that.
* During the nuclear ceasefire, there is planned to be a covert release of biological weapons. These will initially be targeted against the Chinese. As our source chillingly told us, "China will catch a cold". Biological warfare will spread further, to the west. Infrastructure will be critically weakened.
* This is intended to be just the beginning. After this, a full nuclear exchange would be triggered: the "real" war, with widespread destruction and loss of life. Our source tells us that the planned population reduction through these combined means is 50%. He heard this figure stated in the meeting.
This horrific scenario has been planned for generations. The first two world wars were part of the set-up for this final apocalypse - as is the centralization of financial resources that was precipitated with the equally well-planned financial collapse of October 2008.
As if all this were not enough, our source speculates this is all set against the backdrop of a coming "geophysical event" - the same kind of event as was experienced by our ancestors approximately 11,500 years ago. If this event occurs - not necessarily expected in 2012, but sometime in the next decade - it would destroy civilization as we know it, dwarfing even the effects of a nuclear war.

My fucking sides

I will agree 100% percent.

>hopefully ex-atheist soon

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nice globalist jesus faggot. pic related is Jesus

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or...

is it....

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>People actually belive this

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You are not understanding the degree of serious on Yellowstone erupting. It will fuck over the entire world, not just North America.

I wasn't worried about any of the shit that has happened in 2020 so far, until i saw that story about the jews claiming their messiah has arrived.
Seems like such an odd timing for this to be announced.
Might be best to stay up to date on this story, obviously someone wants us to think about nothing else but this shitty virus, maybe there is much more to this than any of us can imagine.

Maybe read the article you gigantic faggot. I’ll sum it up for you:
>clickbait fear mongering title about yellow stone
>scientist in article says it’s just magma shifting around underground and it’s normal and nothing to fear

It'll be too late. Come to Christ now.

Oh god look at my life. All my efforts to cling to this reality... so pathetic. Buying gold, buying silver, stocking food, buying toilet paper... What a fool I've been! To hold on. To be afraid. I'm sorry Lord.

t. ...picrel

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It’s not going to erupt under the current Yellowstone caldera. Land has moved west in the last 600k years. If anything geologist should be monitoring earth north east of the current caldera

Holy fuck please happen. This year is already going great, but I need more!

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FUCKING BASED

take the Nothingpill, user. its just like dropping off the world off your shoulders.

youtube.com/watch?v=SwWoZmBsn1c

I feel like we get this thread every week. It's not gonna happen bro.

The first one who appears will not be Christ the lord.

Another scare tactic. Geologist know Yellowstone eruption as been moving to the north east as the continent move to south west over a hot spot. Sounding alarm over a volcano that eruppted 600k years ago and will never erupt over the same place. Next eruption will be over Billings MT as one before was in Idaho

seriously, if literal Biblical Locusts don't grab your attention...

youtube.com/watch?v=OiKKfKMjXSE

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any port in an apocalypse, finnbro

Do not tempt the Lord your God

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i welcome anything that isnt chink flu panic

I just wanna fugg that redhead I'm talking to before we all die, KEK grant me the ginger poon.

>Waiting for disaster for proof of God when HIs handiwork already exists around you
never gonna make it

i would approve of yellowstone exploding
even if it meant the end of society for the next century
at least america will be cleansed

people will use TP to dry up the magma.
This would be kind of like that film 2012, all the elite fucks pretend they have Coronakun then bunker up

Owww my fuckin sides dude!!

So will every other American, after starving to death.

> at least america will be cleansed
>Only people what will survive is anyone WEST of the eruption. CA OR WA.
Pick one

it is real

i can assure you

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So if Yellowstone blows, what are the implications? Obviously the Midwest will be blasted into the atmosphere, but what then?

>flyoverfags will die
Who’s going to make your food?
Left coasts people are retarded.

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

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mankind survived tobe, even if perhaps the population dropped to just a few ten thousand or less
it'll survive yellowstone
mankind also survived the burckle crater causing event (a 33kilometer in diameter crater about 3.8 kilometers below the ocean, found by triangulating such massive chevron dunes in madagascar, india and australia that most geologists still vehemently deny that is even possible, despite marine life (diatomes and larger) from the indian ocean being found in sendiment layers and icecores almost anywhere on this fucking planet

why the west in particular? haven't had a look at geography surrounding it but if it's tobe class, there isn't much left on the continent, even on potential 'rain shadow' sides of mountain ranges, even the rest of the world would have a hard time surviving

>if *natural event* occurs, i will start believing the easter bunny

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that is a super volcano able to wipe out 75% of the usa and throw ash over 90% of the world.

I have a feeling i've seen a couple of them in a furry server

We really are in the endtimes aren't we? This decade is barely 3 months in and is batshit crazy

No digits in this thread and therefore Yellowstone will not erupt. Sorry happening fags.

The ash and dust blown into the atmosphere will plunge the entire planet into permanent winter for decades

>Christcucks hankering for another horseman of the apocalypse to show up

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Why the fuck do christfags talk like yoda, do they think it makes them look cool or something?

>why the west in particular?
Trade wind
Prevailing wind
Jet Stream
All blow west to east carrying ash

one stone on 4 hills

gg bros

>march 13, 2020
its march 12...

Look up what happened during Mt St Helens eruption and the subsequent consequences of it. Ash blotting out the sun. Sulfuric ash contaminating water sources. Multiply that by about a million, at least. A "nuclear winter" effect would spread across the Earth. That's not even getting into the magma eruption aspect of it, which can't realistically be measured because there hasn't been anything of that scale and pressure erupting magma quite possibly ever recorded.

let this happen

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They say this every year. Yellowstone never happens. Takes forever, and it's doubted that it'll be a 'supervolcano', just a big disappointing cave-in.
t. ex yellowstone happeningfag.

Time zones you fucking imbecile.

Now imagine if Betelgeuse were to supernova this year too

>it's doubted that it'll be a 'supervolcano', just a big disappointing cave-in.
nevermind you have pressurized magma chamber underneath faggot

>tries to photoshop fake yellowstone article
>fucks up the date
>DAMAGE CONTROL

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yellowstone is the eternal nothingburger. sometime within 100k years it's gonna blow omg panic!

oh but that eruption would be so massive, it would instantly create such a massive storm that would with ease pass a mountain instead of being stopped and it would go into every direction, that storm would be so massive and could rival storms we only see on other planets in size, all the geographic stuff and microclimates would instantly be distorted, the amount of mass expelled in such a super vulcano is unimaginable large
tobe was around 800 cubic kilometers of ash and 2000 cubic kilometers of rock, in a really large area and anything we're researching today leads us to believe that it's an absolute minimum and we completely underestimate the amount that went up
in 2 dimensions that would already rival many countries (square) but cubic
caldera is not a normal volcano
if caldera blows up in an instant one or several massive storms will envelope the whole planet, without any rain or wind shadow to speak of, just some places will be hit less

nrk.no/chasing-climate-change-1.14859595 this is what half a degree net positive does to norway in a short time
the temperate would drop by 3-5 degrees for thousands of years after caldera exploded
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory
the sun would be gone for years (not completely)
just imagine what kind of fucked up end of the world situation humans must have seen themselves in when that bottlneck happened

we'll import it

personally, I need to know he's still old testament as much as new. Without hate, love has no meaning. Which is why religion has lost all meaning. I need fire and brimstone God. I left the church when they started preaching more of the faggot shit than anything else.

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The earth will shake - Juan de fuca faultline slipping

The skies will darken - Yellowstone

It will cause Western famine amidst a plague. Swarms of locusts devour the rest.

We will be sent into civil conflict, and society will cease to function on a large scale. The internet, the language of our modern Babylon, will leave us ignorant and silent.

The seals are opening.

Greetings from the future

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Nice heresy, heathen!

who remembers seeing a seismologist posting something about A HAPPENING within the last day or so? is this related??

tho so far the biggest explosion caldera did was 1/3 (or considerably less if newer science continues to find massive submerged tobe material) but those are still global climate altering events and helen was 0.67 cubic miles, which is 1/1300 of the last yellowstone explosion

The earths atmosphere will be thick with volcanic ash/dust, sending the entire world into rapid cooling destroying global agriculture.

go back you filthy plebbit

this shit happens pretty often nothing to worry about

The article is talking about the study of an event that happened 7-4 years ago. Not a current happening.

Mass has a lot to do with it. Instead of a spewing geyser or detonation, it'll be a giant fart. Loads of toxic gas, minimal lava expulsion (comparatively), hazards to the surrounding area, but not a world-ending cataclysm.

I'm so happy we get to see this happen. Thank you Jesus.

What's the best way to kill myself?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I fucking wish