IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS HARD

Nothing's happened, this has barely affected ur day to day life most of it is you reading twitter or Yas Forums and getting scared.

You wouldn't last 3 seconds in a real crisis.

Listen..........
Healthy people NEED to catch the virus so we can build a resistance.
Corona chan is going to come back every winter.
If you are young and healthy Getting the chinky flu will be beneficial.

Now comes the time when you retards sperg out on me.

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To late, besides the happening has just started.

I just wanted a happening to watch from afar! I didn't want it to be in it.

Part and parcel of living with ((them))

GIT READY FAGGIT MORE IS TO COME

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>It was never a joke
>It was never a meme
>It was always
>And always will be
>happening

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that's a whole lads meal

And it's only going to get worse.

I’m not even remotely satisfied. Burn everything.

>every winter
implying new corona cant into summer, pretty sure its summer in aussie land now where sheriff woody got sick

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>shivers of comfiness

That's the fever

How can you possibly wish for things to go badly..just kidding..me too ..I really want to see some a lot of people get their reality re-calibrated, know what it's like to go hungry for a few days, have to get some dirt under their fingernails, and some who have lived like parasites on the backs of the working poor, I want them to lose their money, the only thing they care about. The best would be some massive urban riots and a total breakdown of the rule of law in non-white areas. Let it burn.

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Won't it just come back every year like the flu?

faggot

We need a GOOD
OLD
FASHIONED
HAPNEING THREAD

part and parcel

shut up faggot, enjoy the ride

Global panic

it hasnt even started yet, friendo ;)

We all trained our minds for 'the happening', now is time to implement your skills son. Life is a hell ride.

The fun has only just begun

>this has barely affected ur day to day life
Fuck you too

I-i f-fucking c-cringe w-when p-people o-overuse s-stuttering i-in t-text.

shut up fag

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shut up bitch and enjoy it

I can barely contain my excitement. I feel like Cinderella going to the ball.

Stop being a pussy OP.

If you asked for habbenings you cant pull back half way
Deal with it
Embrace the fuckery, you wanted it to habben

always a leaf

OP is going to need to get used to hearing that phrase.

Don't be a pussy. It's time to buy stock and crypto. If money is still worth something when this all blows over you'll be rich. If it's not you're still as fucked as everyone else. Hedge your bets.

I probably would have died a serf or a lowly farmer turned soldier in some asshole lords army. At least we have electricity and plumbing, for now at least. I’ve survived deployment but that was a cake walk because there wasn’t an actual front like there was in the world wars.

Say your prayers and pray for a quick death if you get sick.

The calm before the storm.
The bear will leave it's cave forever.

Fuck You, you bought the ticket

Enjoy the ride

Start a garden this year. Make it big.
Chickens are easy to take care of I hear.

If I wasn't looking at screens, I'd say my life hasn't changed except for the considerably improved traffic conditions.

Just because people are getting sick in warm places doesn't mean the virus thrives there. It was just transmitted. If they quarantine properly and wait it out it'll die much quicker.

You can't turn back when you're simply alive. See you next time

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Tom Hanks is 63 and has Diabetes. His immune system is compromised.

why is british food so fucking disgusting holy shit

If this ends forever the insipid plastic insta influencers I will die with a smile on my face. What a shit society we have become.

Gary has some sweet words to those affected by the happening :]

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back to the globohomo world where the fag and nigger enablers are fat, comfortable and happy? clown world is normal? at least these retards have to deal with reality now. women are going to need men to latch onto again for security, etc. I want it to get more dangerous, more insane. I want shit to get so bad, there are rolling blackouts, spotty rule of law, financial systems completely collapse so niggers arent getting gibs and they chimp out. if there were no working hospitals or gibsmedat for useless fucks, tons of fat could be trimmed off and later we could have a sense of actual normalcy again for a short while. If "pride parades" are not met with violence, its not normal. we have a long way to go, so buckle up faggot.

Truth. This kind of fear is the ancestral condition of man. At first, I was afraid. But now, I fear nothing.

kek, i wish too see that smug fucking boomers and fake middle class faggots, longing for their old life, being a piece of shit and fuck over other people made you advance or as a boomer everything was easier to buy, jobs, dont put yourself into several years of debt for a fucking piece of paper.

Fucking pedo deserves it, hope the COOFING kill him as slowly as possible, suffer.

The ride never ends, faggot.

CORONA CHAN I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE TAKING THIS RIDE ANYMORE. OFF ME

I've been ready for this for a few years, and probably will be wanting it for the rest of my life if it doesn't happen. A sense of purpose, to rebuild this fucked society and world we've been given.

>At first, I was afraid. But now, I fear nothing.

Fuck that describes me to a t. But I'm also middle aged, so I was facing death either way.

Looks perfectly good to me. Don’t understand why everyone’s always talking shit about Bong food. I’d eat that.

Cuck Prime Minister isolating for 14 days, his poor wife - the bull presumably doesn't want to go near her now.

This ride never ends.

This needs to happen.
Smooth talking snakes will be revealed for what they are.
The unappreciated who sacrifice for others will be shown to be invaluable.
Through pain, people's perception of others and reality will be corrected.
It's a bad time to be a degenerate.

I don't even understand how the stock market works. Like what is the big deal if the stock drops 500 points if it's gone up like 1,500 points since Trump took office? Doesn't that mean the country is just as wealthy as we were a few years ago?

The stock market in general just seems fucking retarded. It's nothing, it's literally nothing but a figment of human imagination and yet somehow it has the power to make everybody poor and destroy civilization. At least that's what everyone keeps telling me, I live on a farm and grow/hunt/fish all of my own food and make everything I need so I don't see how this is going to destroy civilization.

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Tighten the strap-on faggot , the fun is about to begin

It's just a prank bro
wash your hands

>wake up
>consume
>eat
>drink
>piss
>wagie
>sleep
This is what you called a normal life ? Maybe for a faggot like you, yes, but for men no.

I accepted my mortality a long time ago

Any other adhd bro’s who have been “better” since this kicked off? Weirdly enough the mild threat of the virus seems to kick in my system and I’m able to concentrate on shit, it’s like normal life isn’t engaging enough for my brain and I need threat.

You also need Jesus.
And to not blame your problems on a made up Jew disease.