/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1979

Place your bets for the first head of state to have a confirmed case.

Trudeau and Bolsonaro are favorites right now

Me and anons on Yas Forums's /cvg/

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I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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Cooks and restaurant employees are testing positive. What about food they breath on????

Are you okay Slovenia?

We should start creating it, please add more facts, I start

=== OFFICIAL FACTS LIST ==

1- OP is a faggot

>*SNIIIIIFF*
boy do I love the smell of sulfur in the morning

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reminder for Americans:
if you live anywhere other than Washington, California or the NYC area.
THIS WEEKEND IS THE LAST TIME YOU CAN BE REASONABLY CONFIDENT IN NOT GETTING INFECTED IN PUBLIC. Whatever you are lacking in supplies GET THIS THIS WEEKEND.
I plan on getting a bottle of whiskey, a couple cases of beer, and a few more assorted canned good and meal kits.

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Why even have a general when 70% of pol is about COVID.

If you have an up to date graph like this one, or at least a more recent one, please post it. Or just tell me where to find one. Having trouble getting data by country all in one graph.

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>stage 1 vaccine already in testing
cant wait to laugh at you happening fags and this nothing burger in 2 months

>only 4973 deaths
still a nothingburger, stop wasting your time on these shitty threads

Because it's the most happening happening to ever happen in the history of humanity and it helps make our dipshit loser lives feel more important.

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We only have news articles and Chinese studies at this point.

>mfw I got my vacations the very day corona virus was declared pandemic

I hope they implement quarantine so I get to stay home longer

/comfy/ happening

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Because it's funny.

>Watching Asian stonks
>Country after country is crashing so hard they're stopping trading
/comfy/ as fuck and also gook Yas Forumsfags on suicide watch.

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1238287897637371904

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>Normies and famous people all getting infected
>Yas Forums NEETs are in their basements with gas masks and 6 months of supplies

Reminds me of that story in the bible where the chosen put lambs blood on their doors so death wouldn’t go in there

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If you're still eating out at this point you're an ape.

>Just got an email from work saying someone in my building was in contact with someone who tested positive for coronavirus
It's been nice shitposting with you Yas Forums

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2 cases in my county. Next two weeks are going to be wild.

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This is the biggest happening ever. The speed of things over the last week has been awesome. Next week should be even better.

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S WIFE POSITIVE FOR COVID

Cause most poltards a slightly better than normies

Could it not be possible that smog in the live camera is mist or fog or something? Weather reports at least are reporting mist/fog up to around 8am

Sauce nao
Earliest human trials don't start until next month. It will take at least until late 2021 to complete trials, and 2022 to commercialize the vaccine.

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youre late to the party

checked and also
>ID: XV IQ
based retard

Because it's the beginning of the end for this disgusting world.

Everyones going to get it eventually join us

>less than 5,000 dead worldwide in 5 months?!?!
>SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

This faggot virus is a meme. We all already have or had it. It's absolutely nothing unless you're 60+ with hypertension or diabetes.

The retarded ass panic is ruining my fucking spring. Fuck all of you memers hyping this shit up.

HOLY SHIT 10 PEOPLE IN A NURSING HOME DIED!!!!! BETTER CANCEL THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE DEAD IS FUCKING 80 YOU FUCKS!

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Hey! Just got my internet back.
What's today's biggest news in /cvg/?

Its been an honor sir but make sure you keep shit posting till the end. Die like you lived user its the only way

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anyone else notice how there was ZERO middle ground for the media? I mean it went from
"the flu kills more stop worrying" to
FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE over the course of the last three days.....

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What am I looking at, user?

what do you thing all that water is binding to to form low-hanging clouds like that? someone's doing the burning

I exited to cash months ago and now as all my friends get raped by this market I'm just waiting to buy back in at discount rates. Doesn't get much comfier than this.

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I hope the cute Finnbois are okay.

any news from huezil?

Riots in California when? NYC? Any anons want to weigh in?

>Been calling for the happening for 8 years
>It's finally here
>"Why am I enjoying this?"
Were you lying this entire time?

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at least I still got my NASCAR

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rip

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It is hillarious, just watched the normie-news of the day, the government actually pulls a "We just know since yesterday about the severity..."
And they will be believed.

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Trudeau's wife has covid

Shills on droves as a new bread is baked

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Disney just closed their parks, well is closing. The mouse is down.
Fuck the normies and their circus

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Is /cvg/ a death cult?

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Yeahhh there's no way China's lying about their numbers, right?

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based

Can anyone confirm if this cartridge filter is ok for using against the virus or if we have to get the round particulate ones?

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that might not be a bad idea.......

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There is no vaccine for any corona virus. It'll end in FAILURE.

Batcoin exists.

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Are the rumors about the NYC lockdown legit?

classic Chernobyl-style hiding-in-plain-sight proof that Wuhan is a Ghost town through and through, not a soul left in its body, no body to return to. all up in smoke, quite literally so

Missing those perfect bouncy chinese tits

roast pork for breakfast?
Well done?

twitter.com/Austen/status/1238288273270665216

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He looks lile he is going to cry

Because despite all the signs being there back in January, it has played out in the worst possible way imaginable. A bunch of NEETs on Yas Forums managed to get it right whilst the rest of the world let it burn

>there is no crying in baseball
Didn't MLB cancel?

for all you anons that want to hear the creeping death at your door
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCluchEflg&t=625s

its finally fucking happening user

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Yes.

It's 23:21 here, prob not going to have any news until tomorrow

Because the 2010s was a nothingburger decade and an uncontrolled nosedive is more exciting than a steady decline.

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>191 confirmed cases of coronavirus in Australia so far, with 14 more cases in NSW and nine more in Victoria today.
oh boy here we go

>FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE over the course of the last three days.....
That's because the narrative went from save the economy to how can we blame Donald Trump for chink's bioweapon of mass destruction.

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hahahahahaha

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How will we seek revenge with the ChiComs for this?

This. So, so much.

no, we're a life cult, but we're very strict about who is and isn't worthy of living

they got orders to hold back when it first spread and now its not hideable anymore, so they got let loose. if journalists and the media had any kind of integrity they would have raised maximum alarm when it was clear what measures china took, these fuckers downplayed it so hard for too long.

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No one is rioting and in fact a lot of the retard tier normies are all talking about how happy they are that they can go on cheap vacations to Tahoe and Vegas.

It's already too late. Protect yourself if you go out.

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My leaf genetics in action.
Honestly I'm tempted but I can't force myself to do it. There's this fucking incredible hole in the wall KBBQ place near me, but it's probably a hotbed so I've relegated myself to the home.
Might as well be.

We might become Italy 2.0

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Trudeaus wife confirmed

It may finally be the end of social media.

Three months. Several hundred daily deaths. In 5 months fatalities will be multitudes greater

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A) A vaccine isn't even possible but fuck it, let's say it is
B) It's going to take months to finish developing, then months of trials, then months of mass production and then more months to distribute it to the whole fucking planet
Do you really think a vaccine will save you in 18 months? Cope.

your id sounds like an aussie nickname

looks like the globalists didn't liked Trudeau also got kicked out of their bunkers oh nonononono

Got fucked in the ass in weed stonks now crypto. I'm retardedddd brainlet

quite the lovely char, if I do say so myself. blackened to the bone and then some

>don't ask where this info came from.

When the Western countries are brought to their knees by this, China will move on several of the countries that surround them. They're hungry to expand and don't think anyone will stand up to them if other powers are preoccupied with the coronavirus. The military is doing a fuck ton of planning and maneuvering behind the scenes to stop this.

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death and birth are two sides of the same coin user and we all have our parts to play

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New pasta. Me likey

What did they mean by this?

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Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :) Today WHO Said that im welcome everywhere

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China slowed down, Japan and Korea appeared to contained it, then Italy happened. Honestly thank God that Italians were strict with testing and were honest about it. If the kept quiet and lied about numbers like French and Germans do, nobody would be even as prepared as they are now.

even Jornal Nacional is 90% corona now, shit is everywere

>Windy.com says that the SO2 forecast uses data from NASA’s GEOS-5 atmospheric modelling system. Dr. Arlindo M da Silva, a research meteorologist from NASA’s Global Modeling and Assimilation Office, told Full Fact that the GEOS-5 sulphur dioxide models do not “assimilate real satellite data” into their forecasts, but instead are based on past evidence of emission levels.
>“Our forecasts are based on fixed emission inventories,” he wrote in an email. “Although satellite data has been used in the construction of the emission inventories, these emissions do not account for the day-to-day variations in SO2 emissions and as such cannot account for sudden changes in human activity. In GEOS-5, day-to-day variations in SO2 are due to variations in the meteorological conditions, in particular winds.”
>In other words, the maps in question are not based on any real-time observations; instead they are simply predictions based on weather patterns. As such they could not possibly show an unexpected event such as a mass cremation.
That still doesn't explain why Wuhan is fucking lit up like a nuclear bomb even during CNY when everything shut down. Fuck Windy

twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1238289500088012802

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I'm still gonna fuck this tinder chick tomorrow though. You know, end of days type shit.

You guys gettin into any of that?

He's asking to get kicked in the nuts hard for these posts. Boomers are so fucking stupid. "We survived the cold war this is nothing."

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PEOPLE THAT TONGUE KISS TO SAY 'HELLO' ARE SPREADING A VIRUS THAT KILLS 80 YEAR OLDS!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everybody is 80 in North Italy, that is the average age there. Nobody else can afford to live there. Their lungs are already full of smokes, moped gas fumes, and pasta residue.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANCEL EVERYTHING!!! NOBODY HAVE FUN IN MARCH OR APRIL!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!

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I'll contribute to "It's just a flu" this time: this paper shows that almost 25k Italians died of common flu in 2017 sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285

> a virus that mostly affects the generation that brought us mass immigration, abortion and other degeneracy, but also weakens the younger shitty generation
could this truly be the God's punishment? How based is the virus?

Yes. The world must burn.

Corona-chan will cleanse the Earth of filth and we will rebuild it in Her name.

>futures are already down 500 points
And here I thought 9/11 was going to be our generation-defining moment

Ah no not the dentists bros! castanet.net/news/BC/279317/Person-with-COVID-19-attended-dental-conference-in-Vancouver#279317

I worship her. She is correcting are terrible nature and endless obsession with needing a higher and higher gdp at the cost of the planet. She will cleanse the weak and old and bring blue skies.

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coronaed jannies in overdrive, lookout.

Even worse to be honest

Some advice for those getting a little prep together. Buy some Vaseline, cotton balls, magnesium/striker fire starter, and a little camping stove. This can all be had for under $30 and will provide you with heat for boiling water or cooking. Also a light source if the power goes out.

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nigger you need P3

Why do they keep punching impressions in coins - and don't just sell the silver? Isn't the point of the whole physical metal hording, that the value is in the metal itself, rather than perceived value?
The numeologists or how ever the coinfags call them selves don't want coins minted just to collect them, don't they?

I know right? we are fucking doomed imagine all the retard normies going outside and beliving nothing is happening.

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That is just for acid gas and organic vapor
> Chlorine, Chlorine Dioxide, Hydrogen Chloride, Hydrogen Fluoride, Hydrogen Sulfide, Organic Vapors, Sulfur Dioxide
3m.com/3M/en_US/company-us/all-3m-products/~/3M-Organic-Vapor-Acid-Gas-Cartridge-6003-07047-AAD-60-EA-Case/?N=5002385 3294780293&rt=rud

You NEED PARTICULATE filtration - ideally P3 / P100

jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899
>Reminder that China was developing this shit back in 2008 and published a paper on fucking with a hybrid of a SARS like coronavirus and HIV. It details their entire fucking process.

>ALL OF IT WAS DONE IN WUHAN'S VIROLOGY RESEARCH LAB

Give this a thought. We, infact, worship death. We make sacrifices to it (populating) in order to keep going

no vaccine for the infected user

If anything we're furthening the progress into digital deep dive pod life. NOBODY wants to go outside, and the ones who do are BOOMERS who are going to DIE. Now we're left with a majority of a population whose used to decades of sedentary living and that becomes the new default.

ALASKA HAS FALLEN. ONLY 4 STATES LEFT.

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Get the particles one P100

I know right? No one listens to me because I'm a neet

Trump needs to shift blame where it belongs, our worthless CDC. maybe if they hadn't spent the last decade doing studies on why lesbians are fat (real study by the CDC) they could have done their jobs.

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Maybe they mixed up Trump with Trudeau's wife.

Video related:
youtube.com/watch?v=JCy0Trjj3JA

>China slowed down, Japan and Korea appeared to contained it
Korea sure, but you don't really believe that about China and Japan do you?

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In 5 months nobody will be talking about this.

He looked really good last night. Best moment in his presidency imo

Everyone's died in Wuhan? That doesn't make sense.

777 based man. Cum in her pussy.

Literally shut the fuck up.
You are a literal fucking virus that is killing people.
I have a grandfather with lung condition.
Motherfucker, cancelled fucking e3, NBA.
U think that we like you!
Fuck off

Seriously, if this shit really gets out of hand, all the Democrats have to do on the campaign trail is run ads featuring every one of his tweets and speeches from just the last few weeks.

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thank you /cvg/ frens, I'm been stocked for 2 months since February because of these threads and the local shortages are just kicking in

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>literally nobody in Canada has the coronavirus
>except the prime minister’s wife

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So, who will come out as the winners of this ? Is this the world giving us ONE chance at taking it back from them ? What should we do once the virus has done its work ?

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Trump cut funding and staff numbers of pandemic prep unit in the government lol

It also destroyed their pension and is going to cause a hard pension reform

You can take over the suicide watch when your markets open, user. It’s just a big game of “we’re all fucked” at this point.

well, thats where the whole "reasonably" part comes into play.......

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I'm currently in Chicago from LA to NY on the Amtrak aka Corona Express. I'm surrounded by boomers dry coofing and ghetto people who say it's just the flu, but my autism will surely save me

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b-bros? trudeau's wife got corona'd

globalnews.ca/news/6670203/sophie-gregoire-trudeau-coronavirus-positive/

Checked and ditto mate.

a lot of people died, maybe not all.
saw something about china moving a bunch of industrial incinerators in that could burn, compress, and purify the smoke of up to 5 tons of organic waste per day each

these tweets are going to look really bad once the death toll hits millions.
guess he has plans to take full control and not let an election happen at all.

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The elite are jet setting cosmopolitans, she could have gotten it anywhere else.

My grandparents eat out every single day and refuse to stop. They're both in their 90s and my grandpa has had near-fatal pneumonia several times in his life already. They laugh it off when I say it's not a good idea. What the fuck are they thinking?

Very true

Wuhan is still in lockdown officially. You can't confirm the population of the city yourself if you can't leave your apartment though can you

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What are the chances Yas Forums gets shut down by the governments because we spread """disinfo""" of the virus?
I already lost 8ch, I don't want to lose this place as well

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>first case in alaska
it's here

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>"I had to say it"
>"I didn't want to start a panic"
Hmmm he lied so I wouldn't prep...

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Damn it feels good to be Idahoan

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Based Kim

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Vacinnes are absolutely possible they just come with a >50% potential death rate due to cytocine storm (that’s what happens when you just see people laid out by the virus- it goes from mild flu to “you’re fucking out” in a few hours)

nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1056/nejmoa063842

In this study 100% of patients treated with an antibody got hit with the ‘storm. 100% anons.

My bet is some rando company will get the patent for the vaccine and get pumped up then dumped when the lawsuits come in from the high death rate.

All tourists or the virus is already in the community?

for the first time ever.

My grandpa is exactly the same. He said he was the only person at his old folks gym yesterday... gee no shit grandpa. But his mega Boomer brain wont listen to anyone or anything

Only the rich and powerful fly

They are thinking 'we are based as fuck and why is our doomer grandson trying to stop us from having a good time'.

Fucking how

Ayy I get a 2 week paid vacation out of this, thanks to universal orlando closing for the month.

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Do you make eye contact with people and give them a nod?

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They just accepted their death, let them have some fun while they can

any of you fags eating like fats shits now so you can burn fat for a few days before opening your prep?

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New article.

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/coronavirus-cure-1e0d2d4f788d

You're welcome.

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They're thinking they wanna exit this mortal coil m8. You really think 90 year olds haven't accepted death already?

That's been the plan since before the virus. God I miss 8ch, imagine /cvg/ there

Well played lad. No filter cause I dont want to break the vaccum seal yet.

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and yet smaller countries with less money still outperform our "underfunded" CDC......

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REQUESTING THE BEST CORONA CHAN PICTURES YOU HAVE

REMINDER: this doesnt mean im asking for the strictly porn ones.

although, deep down, i would like one where she looks innocent and is BEGGIN for it, if you know what i mean.