State your age, and feeling about the Coronavirus

Inb4 data mining thread, because I already know at least a 1/3 will lie.

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I'm 24

I think theirs a 80%+ chance this will blow over in under 2 weeks

2.5/10 worried

20
Hope it spreads

Age 49
Sad necessity. Will wreck untold millions of lives, transform the world forever, make people more cruel and pragmatic, but necessary event that in the end will be praised as having rescued Western Civilization from a generation of selfish elderly turds hellbent on perversion and total control. Corona flushes them down the toilet of history and fixes everything.

>Hard reset

>19
>coronachan is mankind savior

Age 31. This. Best of luck user.

Early 40s
Don't care. The sales are here and is keeping me employed.

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24

Fully prepped and enjoying the show, I hope it spreads and kills so that life is more interesting.

You too, user.

I'm in my early 30s. I think this virus will purge the elderly and be a boon for western economies in the long term. Humans shouldn't live past 80, and anyone who thinks they have a right to is a selfish arsehole.

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>I think this virus will purge the elderly and be a boon for western economies in the long term.
You got shitholers and kikes controlling them. Nothing will change.

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based and redpilled.

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38, will be 39 this week.
I'm alot more worried than usual.
I believe China lied about the numbers, and Italy is telling closer to the truth. There is about a 8% death rate so far, but we still don't know the long-term effects.

I sometimes fantasize about bursting onto a porn set and saving hannah hays.

I know she's gone down an unforgivable path, but at the end of the day, she needs to come live on a farm with me off the grid and bear my children. I would have 10 huwhite children with her and then I'd use some sort of voodoo magic to remove her face tattoos. If that didn't work, I'd release her into the wild and adopt elsa jean instead (and demand 10 children from her as well).

32. literally want to punch all the retarded faggots and boomers fucking up the grocery store. but pleasantly surprised that classes got suspended next week because im a lazy fuck who hasnt studied for my test coming up

>31

US is cracking down on it because this virus is deadly to those who are compromised with underlying conditions. It was downplayed before because no one knew the extent of the damage because no one was getting tested. Now that they're testing they are seeing we are seeing the extent of the infectio. It's like you might think you don't have any cavities until you go to the dentist.

Also, lots of fat fucks in the US who don't take care of themselves so not only is it going to affect the elderly.

Death rate here is probably going to be higher with our rate of obesity. I'm going to keep exercising and jerking off as many times as possible for maximum immune system gains

28
I've been enjoying the ride down into oblivion.
The virus is bad. Its not quite Spanish Flu bad, but the death percentages put it pretty close. Anybody saying its "just a flu bro" isn't very wrong and very uninformed. Its basically a heavily contagious pneumonia, and everybody is scared of getting pneumonia.

Forgot my pic.

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49 The world needs a thinning and this is like drawing straws yeah some will cheat like the elite and if I make it and my family doesnt I will kill their bloodline like they have done mine.

41 and we all gonna die

38, mostly happy with Australian government response to it so far. Still amused at the boomers hoarding toilet paper as if their lives depend on it.

33
Not looking forward to the disruptions, or to the probability of family members dying, but there are some silver linings.

Most positions I could be promoted into are occupied by Boomers. Housing prices will fall if a bunch of millennials try to sell the houses they inherited, meaning I could buy a home.

And if we're really lucky? Corona-chan might push us hard enough to start openly researching things currently taboo, such as using CRISPR on humans.

39

It is well with my soul.

I encourage you to not go to war with war.

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32
Please god let it kill millions.

>Even you user?

Yes. Hard reset now.

what do you think is preventing an outbreak, by now with all the asians, one would think it'd be bad?

27 - don't really care; will be slightly amused if Trudeau's beard dies. Would serve them right since they've helped kill Canada and have been an international embarrassment.

Nine hundred and thirty seven

Armageddon

30.
Just as Chernobyl broke the illusion that the Soviet Union was strong, the Wuflu is breaking the illusion of both Chinese superiority and of globalism.

33.

Had the H1N1 flu in 2009, and that one was deadlier than this boomer fear mongering virus.

This coronavirus is annoying because I'm sick of hearing about it and people are buying up all the soap and toilet paper everywhere.

I agree with this user.

13 f cali
my mom doesn't let me drink corona

a cough suppressant will fucking kill you dipshit.
you NEED to cough that shit out of your lungs or you will drown on your own lung fluids you dumb fuck.

45 I do not understand why people are hoarding TP. I am probably more disturbed by this than the possibility of getting sick and dying. It makes no fucking sense to me, but I grew up in the country.

I'm 53 and I worry about my boomer parents. They are better than other boomers.

Chinese are buying ours and yours drastically failing stocks en-masse.

They baited you with a few videos of hazmat suits and general FUD and we (You) bited HARD. Alarmists and prep homo larpers should get the rope when this blows over. All prepare to hail glorious leader Xi this summer. It's all theirs now because we got goymed. Again.

19
Really excited to see how it unfolds but I'm really fucking scared. I don't want a collapse I just want to live a normal life

38
I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit scare hype

49 and worried about my mom.

28

Once in a lifetime pandemic
Getting infected, doesn’t mean you will die.
It’s ridiculously contagious
RIP old people
No one is prepping until it’s too late and blitz Costco together
Get ready to quarantine for a month+
Preventable, everyone should flatten the curve
Worried about my wagecuck/rent situation in the short term
Long term I think everyone will start to go outside in May, the wounds will still be fresh in April, back to normal by fall

21, I hope it gets worse

34, ready for the end

age is 6987
Corona is what I was waiting for

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23
Stocked up on ammo and water plus dry goods. I am content with death, bring it on motherfuckers.

I'm buying them too.

You hittin that, Walmartanon?

23 flu bro

>Chinese are buying ours and yours drastically failing stocks en-masse.
So you are saying that they dare not invest their money in China anymore, but are instead investing in America and Europe, because they know our economies will upswing again while theirs will not.
How was that supposed to disprove my point?

All hail kek!

30
Over-hyped for market manipulation and election meddling, but by who is not yet clear.

You are buying the currently strong chinese yen with your currently weak dollar, huh? Keep your day job.

>it's all a bunch of 30 year old boomers
no wonder the board has gone to shit

Mods are faggots

>18
>Seems spooky but NEET so not worried

I'm buying American companies. I don't have a day job. I worked my ass off. You should too.

20.

Don’t really give a shit about it and generally find the topic uninteresting, desu. It’s not the harbinger of some apocalyptic future, but yet another proof of Trump’s incompetency, another reason for Democratic politicians to posture.

30 years old. I'm not worried about myself since this is mainly lethal to the elderly, people with compromised immune systems, people with heart conditions, etc. But there are a lot of people in the world who fall into those categories. I think the death toll will be high in the next couple of months and we'll likely see a global economic depression.

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B&

22
fucking amazing to watch normies freak out about this. and watch happeningtards foam at the mouth. i live in the only house at the end of a 3 and a half mile long road in the middle of nowhere. ive got a well, a water pump and 2 years of MRES in my basement bunker. i'll also be planting my garden as soon as it gets dry enough. not that i need it, but still. either way im good.

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75
I'm scared

They laid me off because of the FUD. Smart move, understood it as you buying chinese, sorry

nigger you are 38, I am 39, we are the boomers, toilet paper hoarding or not.
I am just glad this help accelerate/wake people up and moves the global supply chain out of china and back into the control of the west for the most part. that is a lot bigger thing then this market crash. but it is an interesting happening to watch unfold.


and what is up with this thread being everyone in here is 30 to 40... its odd.

And btw the Chinese don't have Yen. It's the Japanese Yen.

Age 36
Its a HOAX

20
Not worried at all, more worried about panic behavior than the actual virus.
How ya holdin up walmartanon? You're at ground zero desu
My shit is fucked, pic related. I had a real return of 10% before this
I'm sitting on another $5k but I think I'm done buying for now.

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26
Im somewhat worried for my dad, who is close to become a boomer. Other than that, im enjoying the local media acting hysterical (and also being retarded, but thats everyday)

28. not worried, but that's mostly because i've been preparing for years. suck it plebs

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The world as they know it is turning to shit and they subconsciously think they can wipe it up.

Other than that, I cannot understand this obsession

you are set the fuck up for being only 22, goddamn

34

One hand feel like this will be over by mid April - May and everything will be fine and nothing changes. On the other hand feel like this is the big one and with health problems, location to nearest hospitals and general money issues may just end up giving myself a kurt cobain haircut the moment I get a fever.

23

I expect to catch it, think I already have, and not worried at all about dying from it.

3/10 worried about collateral damage of societal collapse affecting me negatively. Then again I don't have much to lose.

10/10 excited to watch the shitshow

100/10 anticipating a legitimate end of times scenario involving annunaki and other ayy's fighting over the fate of humanity's virulent life energy (which is potent comparared to their's in many relative ways)