Guys I was fucking joking I'm not ready for the happening

Ah, but the happening is ready for YOU!!!!

My guess is end of April to end of May in the Anglosphere.

I'm single and want to fuck whores on tinder but it is dead, this sucks.

What do you base that on? That sucks if it is that long

You got nothing to worry about, really.

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Cuz shit hitting the fan demands TP!!!!

Women wrap their hands like a boxing glove with toilet paper even after just pissing.

The thing to watch out for is China lifting their quarantines, and what plays out after that. They're further ahead in this than anywhere else.

I have been prepping for two months and I totally get how the hardcore fringe preppers must feel totally validated right now. My wife thought I was overreacting but that changed pretty quickly. Today she told her mother I was prepping for a couple months, had 3 months of food and plenty of supplies, not to worry about us, etc. Her mom was so relieved and happy.

With the NHL, NBA cancelled, Tom Hanks, Trudeau, Disneyland etc the general public is going to REALLY start panic buying. This weekend will be nuts.

Hope you guys prepped.

Were lucky if it is only 2 months. The reality is, this is u precedented and we have no idea how it will go. It could disappear with the summer months, an extremely virulent second wave could hit, we could have it in low background levels all summer and it peaks again in fall... we don’t know. But it is likely going to be established as a seasonal disease.

>This weekend will be nuts
Sales are up but morale isnt.

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True. I can make a single roll last for two weeks. My gf comes over and I'm digging into the pack.
Dumb bitch

Toilet paper is the currency of the future and money will become what people wipe their asses with.

>Why are people so worried about toilet paper but nothing else?
They're more afraid of discomfort than they are of death.

It comes from being spoiled and amurrican.

>Why the fuck is everyone buying toilet paper but barely touching most non-perishable food?
They're panicking and thus not thinking.

I went out a day after all the idiots bought up the cleaning supplies and toilet paper and bought a month's worth of food.

...still think I might've caught a cold doing it though.

This isn't solely an American phenomenon, bruh.

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NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BLEACHERINO, HOW WILL I GET MY WHITES THE WHITEST??!!

Increased UV exposure in the northern hemisphere will dramatically reduce how long the virus can stay alive out in the open, so it will slow down transmission but not stop it. You're probably right about it becoming a seasonal disease, but once it has made the rounds once it won't be nearly as deadly.

You should have, and with all of what you know here, you should have some imagination to survive and deduce what may come, no?? I am relaxed, i have created my own garden too.

>This isn't solely an American phenomenon, bruh.
true, but I haven't heard of anything like this in other nations. that's obviously because the american media pretends like other countries are nothing but names on a map.

I went to Walmart at 2:30 this afternoon and it was nuts. I’d say 70% of people were clearly prepping, canned goods and bleach and dried staples. The cancellation of the NHL, NBA, Tom Hanks, Trudeau’s wife and other news have opened the normies’ eyes finally. Too, long enough.

This weekend will be absolutely nuts. So glad I’m prepped and not going out, although it would be interesting to see the crowds and pandemonium. We are witnessing a historical event that will be talked about and analyzed for a long time. I am going to start keeping a diary, I wish I started earlier, because this is a it deal and it would be interesting to have a record of how it unfolded and the little details like masks and Purell selling out, then rubbing alcohol, then toilet paper and so on.

nice ass

Just that purpose? Have you not disposed a deceased human body before? If you dilute it, it's a GREAT disinfectant.

I'd stream some nonsense, but I've been just too goddamn busy.

BRAAAAAAP

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imagine bartering not for rolls but for squares.
imagine females not adapting and still using up a roll every 4 trips

you should pretend your out just to teach her a lesson and value of items she takes for granted.

If you were already low and don't think the stores will have any for a couple of weeks because some people are panicking, it makes sense to try and pick up a pack before they're all gone. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy with a relatively small number of hoarders and scalpers kicking things off.

>Toilet paper is the currency of the future and money will become what people wipe their asses with.
Buy a bidet and self-install it.

I have a shower, thats enough.

I went to the store today and bought the last rolls of toilet paper.
I already had toilet paper for 6 months because I am a prepper.
But I bought the last three rolls just for the hell of it.
This is why you prep.

>I have a shower, thats enough.
hope you like sterilizing your entire shower every single time you use it.

the mobs flipped the store on its side looking for toilet paper

>2:30 this afternoon
I should add this is the ideal time because CAP2 starts thier shift at 2PM, so paper and chem, if not already worked by the remix truck getting here earlier, will be worked by cap1 or other daytime associates, such as myself.

Martial law will be declared and we'll just get rationed FEMA toilet paper. Stop wasting your money.

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Because not everyone likes canned food, so they're less open to buying lots of that, but everyone uses toilet paper, it has a shelf life of forever and is cheap, so the worst outcome you're looking at from buying loads of it is having a big stack of toilet paper taking up space for months

Normies don't give a shit and well they shouldn't.
Get yourself 2 weeks of prep, and fuck yourself for falling for media bullshit.

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Money is no issue.
I just wanted to buy the last ones.
They were the most expensive kind too. Normally I buy the generic soft brand. This is what I stocked up on.

Have you ever fasted before? You get the shits real bad within the first 2 - 5 days as your body cleanses itself.

Just read an article that Canada has a vaccine ready for testing. Could be propaganda tho...

>Just read an article that Canada has a vaccine ready for testing.
I heard Canada just isolated the virus. That's a long ways away from a vaccine.

Everyone is a tough guy on the internet until reality comes knocking at your door. I tried to unify people, bring them the light of truth, but you didn't listen. You just kept complaining about women and niggers.

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Why are retrads buying fucking toilet paper? Don't they know that they can wash their assholes?

But we have women and niggers, and they're the problems that people have.
>but why?
Cause they're women and niggers!

>reusable toilet paper
True Canadian

Why do you still own a flip-phone?

Where is this dollar general?

This
Spoken like a true muslim

Why do you own a smart phone

Fellow shartmart worker, why do you take your breaks in that dismal room? I always run out to my car during breaks to avoid the soul sucking atmosphere of the "lounge"
t. cap 2

For high-resolution dick pics.

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What's that pustule near her armpit? Skin tag? Grotty

>2 weeks
Preps should be built up over time. If you're the type that buys all their shit the day of the disaster, you're never going to have enough. For example, every black friday, buy ammo. Buy things when they go on sale and when a panic happens, all you'll need to do is maybe top off or get snacks. New Yorkers are learning the hard way that self-sufficiency, independence, prepping, and having a gun are actually not crazy ideas.

Looks like she's got one on each armpit. Could be a blisters caused by skin rubbing on skin.

you joking dude? that looks like a tranny

Dude your lucky our store in small missouri town doesnt have TP was literally almost out of bleach, and canned goods its fucking insane. I hate mexicans more now than ever they where cleaning out the water gatorade and baby stuff.