Justin Trudeau's wife tested positive for corona!

Because it didn't happen. Same with any high level politician who suddenly can't be found.

NOOOOOO NOT MY WIFERINO NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN LOVE OF MY LIFE PARTNERINO

>Quebecois.
>White.

Heh heh, everything is fine, the risk remains low everyone stay calm, it's just the flu don't panic, just stay cAAAAAHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING IT'S EVERYWHERE WE'RE ALL FUCKED ALL THE DOCTORS HAVE IT I HAVE NO TOILET PAPER AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Because she doesn't have it. He'll be hiding anyway.

OMG that's terrible. Have they found out if her boyfriend has it?

Her second chinese husband

probably got RICED while justine watched

Not testing people with no symptoms due to severe shortage of test kits.

So if Justin doesn't test positive too that means he's getting cucked, right?