Rate my first coronavirus meal

Quarantine starts now. How’s my first meal? Chili lime sautéed fish with corn and spinach

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Looks alright mate, would eat. Remember though best girl lives on surfaces for up to 72 hours. So let's hope you didn't draw the short straw on the supermarket run lucky dip, know what I mean?

you might be hungry after eating that, are you already splitting your rationing?

8.5/10, corn is really hard to get food fatigue from imo

i do want to eat that though

probably would be the wise move to get used to eating less, preferably 2 meal a day if possible if your just sitting around at home

AHAHAHHA AMERIFATS UNITE

ngmi
Get used to smaller portions fatty

Good job user!
Looks tasty and healthy

I had a nice lunch today so this is enough for me.
Since I'll be inside and not as active I won't need my usual caloric intake.

Thanks user

This. I can get by on one meal every two days when necessary. It's not ideal, but fuck going out into the horde.

God this is so fucking gay

take this shit to /ck/
id rather get a disease that could actually kill me than eat that slop you've made

>cooking a healthy meal is gay
kill yourself, please.

Bro you eat cold raviolis straight from the can stfu

Did you just make a post about your dinner? this is not even Facebook worthy

>posting a below average meal on Yas Forums
fucking gay bro

corn?
really? how fucking poor are you? at least mixe it up with rice and styr fry it

I have plenty of rice and stir fry veggies but I'm saving that for a hard day. Corn is fucking delicious btw. Sorry it's not 3rd world currywurst served up to you by some brown nigger that rapes your sister.

Just bought toilet paper and beer. I’m comfy desu.

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>chinese bitch is delivering my food
yep im fucking dead. cant cook for myself anyways if i die i die.

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what the fuck is wrong with your house

Nice kitchen senpai

I bought it for $1 in Detroit.

imagine waiting until your country has confirmed cases to quarantine

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>lives in a fucking crackden

Not enough natural sources of vitamin c. I hope you have a good supply of frozen strawberries

I have that keyboard. Has a nice pop. Not too loud... just crisp enough.

Have a shit ton of oranges and frozen fruit including strawberries.

Does your keyboard rattle?

Let's plan your "last" meal 6 weeks if you are positive

I meant spacebar*

Probably go OMAD or even less in this situation.

kek your house is more of a healthrisk than this goddamn flu

F- none of that is sustainable. What says "quarantine" like "expires in 2 days"?

You're the other side of the apocalypse meal spectrum of the "Only plain beans and rice" idiots.

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Should have started quarantine 2 years ago.

i hacked your food and put coronavirus in it

Typical jew.

I'm behind 7 hazmats and I wouldn't go anywhere near this what the fuck is wrong with you

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Typical jew.

do you not have a freezer

Fine I’ll drink my beers and clean. Are you happy.

What on that plate expires in 2 days?
Canned veggies and frozen fish. Stfu faggot.

kek

I just want you to be happy and healthy user

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You have to go back.

>no wine

absolutely apocalyptic

Don't drink

>burnt flesh and plants
Basic tier. Learn to cook.

I don't have a lot of shit to eat but I think I have enough realistically if I run out of food how long do I have starving myself? I am a skinny mother fucker only weigh about 145 pounds.

That's breading and it wasn't burnt. Plants aren't good to eat?

>burning flesh and plants
>cooking
Bro I did that when I was 18 and worked at a fish and chip shop. It's not hard or skillful

I'm saying it's easy and requires no skill
See

So long as you have water you can go over a month without food.

stock up on chocolate then. trust me, you'll be grateful.

>no DEENZ
>no lemon
>no ginger
>no garlic
>no turmeric
>no elderberries
>no hot peppers
>no animal fats
>no bone broth
>no eggs and butter
>no fresh veg
>no mushrooms

RIP

Lol this isn't master chef it's survival.

what type of fish?

Wheres the fucking rice you animal?

Rainbow trout

Shut up chink

if you're a fat fuck sure, you can live years on your blubber alone. If you're lean or fit you have maybe a week before you reservs are gone

Im the other type of rice lover retard hippie

In my pantry. I had some for lunch.

>guys rate my meal
>no not like that!!!

>be morbidly obese amerilard
>have 500,000 Calories just sitting on my body
>i can literally stop eating for 6 months and be fine as long as i drink muh elecrolyte water
who's laughing now, europoors?

Checked. You mean Punjab?

You can pick corn out of your shit and eat it again later though. One can of corn can last you a month that way.

Us, you fat fag

You got me kek

cope

cope

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Ameriafats unite I agree. Shit gets real this week I agree. Good luck homos.

Decent, could use some rice to go along with it though.

Lol you ain't fat, commie. Wait until winter.

Looks tasty. Pretty basic but nothing wrong with that

;) I hope you enjoy the meal in all honesty. I'm just shitposting.

Based welfare user

Bland. Shit. FUCK. You.

Clean your room bucko

You could clean 90% of this up in 15 minutes btw.
Washing those dishes is going to suck though

Cope, skelly. I'm gonna be over here running off of my blubber stores and selling my food to skeletor faggots like you for your silver and gold

Checked and thanks desu