/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1978

ONLY ONE ECONOMY CAN WITHSTAND CORONACHAN

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You can suck my dick when canada saves us all
narcity.com/news/ca/sk/coronavirus-vaccine-made-in-saskatchewan-is-now-in-the-testing-stages

When do chimpouts start? How about us in Canada, bros? Our population is pretty docile. Pajeets may start stabbing people in Brampton but they're generally non-violent.

holy shit

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>"ugh, you're not really gonna wear that dorky mask around all day, are you? The flu is worse user."

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take your meds schizo

OK I sold ALL the stocks and bonds now I gotta liquidate the other assets... Anyone want to buy a yacht?

I don't know about docile. We have a lot of violent white heroin and methheads. Would need hunters to put the animals down.

Second confirmed death here in argaytina - Uni professor from Chaco who got coronavirus from a female uni professor who got it in Spain

Bros, this stopped being funny a few time ago

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I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

windy.com
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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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Fly me to Milan
Let me coof like I have SARS
Let me see what MSM is like
still calling this a farce

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, CoViD kiss me

Fill my lungs with foam
Let me breath for never more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be a flu
In other words, I love you

Please post her boys! Give her your power

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>Vatican
Yes

I'm legitimately jelly. Italy literally put the entire country under quarantine before our government even put fucking fever check points on the border.

literally who

>*SNIIIIIFF*
boy do I love the smell of sulfur in the morning

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where is the toilet paper black market?

this
everyone here is a fag that is overreacting
fucking libs ruined march madness over a wee little flu somehow

Reminder that black blood is immune and that we will inherit the Earth. Nicectry white boi, but you lost.

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Oh no, my maple syrup

I can't wait for his infection and funeral.

My Boomer rocks won't be worth shit when your brains are scattered on the floor because you tried to steal a can of food.

CHE, ¿CUANTAS MUERTES TENÉS?

I'm already in poverty so it wasn't like I was expecting a different outcome.

Am I a bad person for wanting the coronavirus to kill millions of people and destroy the economy of a bunch of countries just because of the simple fact that it makes for highly entertaining television to watch?

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Can I get some more advice anons, I mean she IS my mom afterall. Then again once she knows i have a horde will she snitch when it all goes ass up?

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ALL SHALL PRAISE CORONA THE EQUALIZER, SECOND OF HER NAME, DESTROYER OF STOCK MARKETS, CULLER OF BOOMERS AND ETERNAL ENEMY OF CLOWN WORLD

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>Uni professor
most likely a leftist

nothing of value was lost

digits and this faggot gets the virus and dies

> have lots of gold and silver
> btfo by some honky with a pvc spud gun
Good luck faggot

Fixed

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elaborate

>tfw someone stands really close to you and you can feel every single individual atom of their breath flowing into your lungs

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Fuck he is an insufferable clown.

>shes just jealous

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TRUDEAU'S WIFE HAS CORONA-CHAN THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT NOT A DRILL NIGGERS
>A FUCKING LEAF

based. Guatemala also told europoors to piss off

Justin Trudeau's wife infected!

The only thing deadlier to niggers than coronachan are niggers

There will be more federal regulations tomorrow after the markets close, hold onto your butts.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>my retarded province may actually contribute something to the world

It's been fun anons.
The happening we've been waiting for is upon us. I love you all.

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Someone Should spread nurgles love so that he can shut up about The Dips

adn.com/alaska-news/2020/03/13/first-positive-alaska-coronavirus-case-identified/
Fucking chink international travellers

IS IT WORTH GOING OUTSIDE FOR MORE SUPPLIES?

i dont even feel safe going to the food store right now.
i have enough food for 3 weeks, but not much more than that.

im imagining it either gets better by then, or we will be in a martial law/quarantine state by then.

to which i would steal (in minecraft)

"points at you face"
>Is this sit taken?
what do?

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So what did the argie president with the trap faggot son said about the corana virus?

Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Cough the blood
Gotta cough the blood
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Mask on
Buy it, mask on
Kills the chink
Batsoup, Kills the chink
Chase the spread
Never chase a bug

Two coughs
Suit up with the gang
From bat soup
To a whole quarantine
Out the bottom
I'm a dying proof
Im compromising
Half a million on the block
Kill houses
Looking like a flu
Incubated
I was overdue
Red Blood
I can barely move
Ask about me
I'm gon' bust a lung
Rick James
Thirty-three beds
Wuhan air
Crusin' USA
Mask off
That's a liability
Hit the air
Boosting my adrenaline

We don't have entire demographics or communities of them, though. I'm not worried about an individual meth head or two.

>uni professor who was most likely to be in contact with +70 students every time he assisted to class
Idk about you but im living here in ctes., attending UNNE and i'm sure i don't want to get corona'd

Trudeau got cucked and pozzed by "diversity" lol. Don't feel bad at all he's been a real asshole on this issue and millions more will die because of his contributions.

Status:Raked

shut it and get back in the zoo

She's getting tested it's not been confirmed yet

oh no no no no

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>funeral

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Any Finn-lads know the situation in Finland? Would appreciate any info on how it's being handled/perceived etc.

FUCK YES

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if you watch that live feed, you'll notice a lot of smog hovering over the city. that's dead body fumes

twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1238281703334055946

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voca.ro/axfXHFEGfm3

why is ohio being so gung ho about it?

Who would like to know how to make chlorine "grenades"?
If I get enough interest I may type it out for you.
I have pics too, of actual home made shit not some theoretical instructions from shit like jolly roger cookbook.

Tell me about Tuberculosis Chan

>2020
>still not having a bidet

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jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899
study proving china was working on this shit back in 2008, splicing in HIV to make a chimera with a coronavirus that had symptoms like SARS, all done in wuhan's virology lab.

You're going to have to sell sex for beans. In practice, even if the virus incapacitates 20% of men (which it won't), then that's not enough to disrupt farming, food delivery, water, or power. You probably won't starve. May have to stand in a food line.

reminder for Americans:
if you live anywhere other than Washington, California or the NYC area.
THIS WEEKEND IS THE LAST TIME YOU CAN BE REASONABLY CONFIDENT IN NOT GETTING INFECTED IN PUBLIC. Whatever you are lacking in supplies GET THIS THIS WEEKEND.
I plan on getting a bottle of whiskey, a couple cases of beer, and a few more assorted canned good and meal kits.

GANBATTE CORONA-CHAN!

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If you include real numbers from China, multiple by the deaths for CoV by 10.

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was fun while it lasted.
see you soon nons.

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Today both my bank and my vet emailed me about measures they are taking for corona virus. The normies officially know.

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I bought 60 oz of silver 4 years ago

>Windy
They've been denying it by saying it's all predicted data and doesn't represent real time data. That doesn't explain how the fuck Wuhan is suddenly out polluting major industrial hubs and coal stations

Legit

So Canucks close the borders

most of those are shithole diseases that have been eradicated in decent countries or shit you get from being a faggot

yes but not my mummy and daddy

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Ahaha Justin trudeau will not be tested. I wonder about Justin Trudea's wife kids

Dallas Area schools taking an extra week off for Spring Break.

Was she fucking her bull?

Here's hoping for the full cabinet deck.

Trudeau is not going to test!

>In other news, pictures have emerged of Trudeau's racist yellow face costume
Please, someone must have them

I wonder how that happened....

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>tuberculosis

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Crypto isn't a legitimate investment because there's nothing to invest into. It's just roulette.

Stonks and options are the only legitimate non-physical investments.

kek

>massive incubation period
>no symptoms but its totally okay bro!
lmao were fucked

>because he has no symptoms...
have these retards literally not been paying attention for the last 3 months!?

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Yes you nigger, if she dies you'll be the son who left her mother to die, and if she lives you'll be the son who left her mother to die and couldn't even achieve that

twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1238281818253688833

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Just like Trump. They don't want to panic the masses.

Because they’re looking

youtube.com/watch?v=oYBu_IxX4XE

they will probably suspend classes anyway

No, we're not bigots.

guess you could say their denial is
>silent but deadly
CAN'T STAHP THE BRAAAP

>won't be tested because no symptoms
LMAO

nice, hope he catches it

ALERT
>ALERT
ALERT
>ALERT
BEST FRIEND RECEIVED CALL FROM FRIEND IN CONGRESS
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW

ALERT
>ALERT
ALERT
>ALERT
BEST FRIEND RECEIVED CALL FROM FRIEND IN CONGRESS
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY TOMORROW

YESYESYESBURNBURN

kek he went to that chinese new year party

Why? China gave us the greatest gift of all time, our beloved Corona-chan. I love her, and you should too.

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If the coronavirus kills his wife, does Justin win?

IT'S NOT EVEN THE FLU!!!!

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This is the best thing that happened in years. And it just keeps getting better

youtube.com/watch?v=-wR381c1BlU
Trump and Abe spoke on the phone today discussing the Olympics.
Word is they agreed to work together to continue with the Olympics.

no fucking way

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holy fugg is that still going on

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>GETOUTOFMYROOOM
>REEEEE

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Does this mean I won't have to go into work tomorrow?

Can someone post that thread of someone here predicting a lot of stuff happening right now. Like Italy going down in March.

>and they are dancing, the globe’s surface glittering with the flights of the normies grinning hideously over their canted profiles
>towering over them all is coronachan and she is naked, infecting
>her small protein lively and quick and now in doubletime and attaching to ace-2 receptors
>small and spiked and brilliant, like a mote black sun
>she never sleeps, she says
>she says she’ll never die
>she bows to the preppers and sashays backwards and throws back her lipid membrane and laughs deep in her ion channel and she is a great favorite, the sweet death
>she touches her vector and the symptomless vessel of her gift passes palely under the borders and she swings about and takes possession of another nation
>and she pirouettes and makes an infection, two infections, dancing and destroying at once
>her proteins are light and nimble
>she never sleeps.
>she says that she will never die
>she dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite
>she never sleeps, the sweet death
>she is in, dancing
>she says that she will never die

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The kikes just burnt $500 billion to prop the market up, but it only lasted 15 mins. Even normies are getting red pilled about this. Think about it, the jews just burned $500 billion for 15 minutes.

Someone post the webm please where chink polis tells to delete his online post

Will we hit 2k by tomorrow?

Bullshit news to make you fell "nothing bad, even rich people are like us"

How many politcians do you think have this right now? Those old fucks love rubbing elbows and eating fancy buffets

When you produce antibodies the virus wins.

power plant

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We're gonna be dealing with alot of this discussion in weeks ahead.
>I was fine how did I infect the entire office?!
>umm...

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I love you corona-chan

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Who?

Proof or its just a LARP

yessir it is. see for more details on how you can see it yourself
turns out the CCP is going full Chernobyl with Corona-chan. who knew?

And most of the stuff that kills you today isn't even infectious disease, it's cardiovascular mainly.

They burn your money though

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>twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1238281703334055946
ah shit here we go

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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It's just a flu, bro

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twitter.com/TuCaoFakeNews/status/1237836268995637249?s=20
gotchu senpai

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MARCH. FREAKIN'. MADNESS?!

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Just a flu, bro.

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just got back from local Texas HEB supermarket. almost all pasta, spaghetti and ramen is gone. normalfags didnt touch the generic brand lol stupid normans. though theyre also smart enough to avoid salty stuff like SPAM and tuna.

>not tested bc no symptoms
>this virus has an asymptomatic period of up to 24 days
>that means it's okay he shook hands with hundreds of people
t. retardo-land doctors

Holy fuck, what shit medical advice.

twitter.com/TigerOfJiandong/status/1238217401172295680

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mine (laws) and exact sciences haven't, but Criminology, odontology, economy and agronomy (dont know how they're called in english) have

Unironically think this is why they are making such a big deal about it even though swine flu and bird flu travelled faster, infected more people and killed at a similar rate. It's a jetsetter's disease and that includes all our "leaders". Let them eat coof

TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS
>TRUDEAU WONT BE TESTED BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE SYMPTOMS

Maybe they're being honest.

I'm not lying but no way to prove a phone call. Believe me or not I don't care.

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>a pvc spud gun
Checked. We have pumpkin cannons here. Good luck user.

It is now.

Yes easily, honestly this worse I thought, I thought we would only hit 2k buy Sunday.
Apparently we're doubling every 3 days.

Can someone explain this image?

Explain to her that whether or not the virus is bad, people are panic buying, and will continue to do so, as such she needs to get her shit together and buy some stocks while she can, so she's not caught short later or left fighting with the rabble for something to eat / wipe her arse with.
Then mention... and if the virus is bad... it will be a lot fucking worse.
Tell her that you are stocking, and suggest items she should get, but do not tell her explicitly what you have or how much, if she blabs to someone, you could become a target, and she needs to not be relying on you to bail her out in worst case scenario (even if you would).

did you write that user? I rather enjoyed it. Thanks a bunch

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>Estonia 27
>27
what the hell's happening here?

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No, don't help her until she accepts reality. Boomers are selfish and psychopathic and wouldn't do the same for you. They're happy leaving their kids to die. Like you said she'll snitch. And she will.

Educate her on the virus patiently and calmly, tell her the news is lying and downplaying things and that this is the most concerning pandemic in modern history and she needs to take it seriously, and that when she takes it seriously then you'll help her.

I really hope that once everything is done we glass china to non existance and tear every chinese limb from limb.

I will rip their souls apart if I can.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238283146350809088

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I bet you Trudeau was in contact with the virus after he met the Iranian foreign minister a month ago

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For all my life, I just wanted to feed a qt girl a cheeseburger but this had to happen.

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Youve broken even, congrats

>chugs colostrum
>dies instantly

>lots of options

Olympics postpones/ cancled confirmed

>don't test him lol
>just wait 14 days to see if your PM has coronavirus
canada is retarded

probably russians. they live right next to china

honestly, the denial is freaking sad at this point.....

Pour acetone and chlorine bleach in a wide mouthed container and funnel into a glass bottle.

As someone who also wants this I can tell you that yes we are bad people.

Calgary here. No chimpouts yet, but we dont have that many chimps. Chinkouts and Poodiarraea is in the early stages.

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He's too important. Everyone will panic in Canada if he has it.

It's adapted from Blood Meridian, a great book which everyone should read

>>>>>Pneumonia listed as a disease
Lmao

So are we gonna have societal collapse or not?

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This is pretty good I have to admit

i was here for day of the rake

based, but you better not be close when day of the ching chong comes or you'll get westerned too

aren't they going to burn another 1 trillion on top of that soon? how fucked are we?

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God damn what a week. My campus is self-destructing with everyone trying to switch to online classes as fast as possible, the scheduling is gonna be a nightmare.
Feels comfy though. Never been through a real pandemic before.

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read the post, click the site, follow the steps. it's just that simple, but you gotta see it for yourself to believe it. that smog you see in that video? that's ashes ashes as in we all fall down, and not even a pocket full of posies, the rude bastards

100 travel agency shops closing in Australia -

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According to the Quanzhou Emergency Rescue Leadership Team, after continuous search and rescue, around 11 am on March 12, the last trapped person was found. Of the 71 people who were trapped, 29 died. 27 of them had no vital signs when rescued, and 2 of them were sent to the hospital for rescue and died. The wounded was treated in four local hospitals in Quanzhou, of which two were seriously injured.

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Do you know what time at least? I wanna know if I'm gonna even have to work tomorrow

Satellite image of China's crematorium.

Sure, why not?

If numbers, 100% confirmed getting raked.

That means he got it

>believing Blackface Genie he didn't get swabbed

Classmate from Wuhan was messaging me today about the virus. She asks me advice on everything and asked today if she should stock up on food and what to buy.

I gave her so many tips. So glad she didn't think I was crazy for having stocked up so much over the past couple of months.

because the country has too many lawyers

>4,972 “dead”

0 NAMES FALSE FLAG

>4,972 “dead”

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>4,972 “dead”

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>4,972 “dead”

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>4,972 “dead”

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>4,972 “dead”

0 NAMES FALSE FLAG

How did his wife get it?
Why was she tested?
I cant go into the docs office and get tested so why can she?

NOOOOO DON'T INFECT ABE

Don't worry I look more Mediterranean than a fucking chink

gold is dandy
but memecoin is quicker

thank fin tourists fren and have fun with that.

hit me with thos details
why would your friend get a call from Congress?
if you're gonna larp gimmie a backstory

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Lots of states in a state of emergency and people are still working.

I love you coronachan

kek

If this Virus had broken out in any western country we would have millions of confirmed cases by now

I never intended to speculate, I just kept it around for a rainy day.

Cope, They closed their border with China back in January

No, but things will still be pretty bad.

Also, my professor who is in waterborne disease, told us it's likely everyone in our classroom will likely become infected within the next few months.
Shocked me to hear someone be that up front about it.

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>7 billion world population
>less than 200.000 infected
>only 3500 deaths

stop shitlling this faggot little virus already

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Good travel angencies and tourism are leeches propping up money schemes

Cure found
Happening cancelled
Another nothingburger to add to the pile
Take your meds schizoids

They would rather not know so that the public can't find out one way or the other. It basically has a 0% chance of killing someone at his age with his level of care, but people are literal fucking retards and there would be hysteria if the PM had the big bad bug, probably. Only the "on the advice of doctors" part is BS

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They dont want to test him bc he is positive and it would panic everyone

She probably was being plowed by someone infected with corona.

No way Trudeau is not one of the gays.

My mom is 56. Is she in danger?
I heard the virus only deadly for 60+ old people but I dont trust data

Yes, but you're not alone.

>cancel it
or
>seppuku before you have to make a decision
Lots of options!

IT"S HAPPENING

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Japanese spokesmen are saying Trump agreed to cooperate with Japan in pushing the Olympics forward. However the phrasing they are using is slightly vague and this is being filtered through an official telling the media what they spoke about.
Trump's tweet here makes it sound like Trump suggested cancelling it, Abe was not receptive and Trump didn't get pushy. Trump took the away that Abe didn't ignore his request but talks have many options and Abe is spinning it as since Trump didn't push the issue America will cooperate and agrees to not cancelling.

That money disappeared into the overnight lending market, has no direct bearing in the stock market, they need to start buying the stocks like Japan has done, it’s just fake money anyway

That's sound advice. I'm making the call to her now

HIS NAME WAS LIU ZHIMING

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we're going to surprass South Korea soon, amateurs

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Just watched Contagion from 2011 again

God I wish I was immune to the virus like Matt Damon was, walking around the post happening world look so comfy

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F

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What's the cure then?

I have added it to my list user, thanks

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>the normies officially know
Have you even been near a Walmart or other supermarket in the last 72 hours

I just said his friend in Congress, he is some sort of congressional aide, called to warn him. That's what friends are for. Again believe me or not IDGAF but I've been here since thread 1 so I pass it along.

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Only if she has pre-exisiting diseases also nice digits

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 15.113 cases - 1.016 FATALITIES / 44,7% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 10.075 cases - 429 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.869 cases - 66 FATALITIES / 16,5% MR;
Spain, 3.015 cases (-44 in Galiza) - 86 FATALITIES / 31,3% MR;
>France, 2.876 cases - 61 FATALITIES / 83,6% MR;
Germany, 2.512 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 16,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.387 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 7,9% MR;
United States, 1.336 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Switzerland, 854 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 60% MR;
Norway, 800 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 687 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
Denmark, 617 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 614 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 456 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
>Belgium, 314 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 302 cases - 1 FATALITY / 20% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 195 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 178 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 156 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 10,3% MR;
>Malaysia, 149 cases - 0% MR;
Canada, 109 cases - 1 FATALITY / 10% MR;
>Israel, 100 cases - 0% MR;
...
> Portugal, 78 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 44 cases - 0% MR;

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you'll be shitlling here in a week or two once the pneumonia advances to intestinal sepsis

Trudeau having the virus confirms that blacks aren't immune. Celebrate!

chin chun chan
yang ying yeng
shen ching chong
chin yeng chong
shen chun yeng
yang yang ching
xi cheng chin
shen xi chin

and many more

McKinney tx is kill.

nbcdfw.com/news/coronavirus/4th-person-test-presumptive-positive-for-covid-19-in-collin-county/2329630/

>checked
Yeah shes not as bad off as an 80yr old but you need to watch her

Fake and gay

embracing death. I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

youtube.com/watch?v=QI-9v-TdshU
youtube.com/watch?v=gsp691RCGRU

Fuck you Nigger Nordids are immune
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

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shoot I have planned from day one on getting infected, really with an r0 like what corona has its unavoidable unless you bug out LONG term, Im just hoping my 34 year old ass can handle it, its been a good while since I have been sick.....

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They actually don't get that the kids will infect all the old folks?

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I remember the Svenanon coverage from the beginning of February but I had no idea they were still torching. that's like several thousand bodies right there

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Thats more than 33 A's user. 33 A's is the correct number and the smoking gun of BOW.

iMovie it’s not not false