Ok guys, let it be known you have pulled of another one. People on Facebook told me meijer was sold out of toilet paper and I didn’t believe them. So I went and look myself. This honestly may be the greatest meme you guys have ever pulled off. I tip my hat to you
Corona Toilet Paper Meme
Isaiah Rogers
Julian Rivera
Same here. The hysteria is real even though 95% of the people I talk to recognize the bullshit.
Jeremiah Nelson
why of all things
I don't understand
Benjamin Reyes
Michigan fag?
Ryan Richardson
woah calm down satan
Parker Diaz
Yea, Grand Rapids
Christian Bailey
normies are hoarding toilet paper here in finland too where we have multiple toilet paper factories.
Justin James
TP takes up a lot of space. The store isn't over stocked because it wouldn't be cost effective.
Cans and bags of rice take up less space so the store can keep a lot in storage.
Dominic Collins
Jackson here. Meijers is stocked.
John Williams
Same thing here. I don't get it.
Mason Brown
Daytonfag here, our TP is gone as well, governor cancelled school for 3 weeks and no assemblies larger than 100 people
Cooper Baker
The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Dylan Rogers
You honestly may want to stock up if you’re low. They were fully stocked at 1am last night. People are flipping out here
Jonathan Garcia
Toilet paper can last a long time if you don't use it like a retard. Each square can be used at least twice.
Ethan Morales
>1 roll per day
what the fuck are you people eating
Easton Hall
I feel like the 937 is very highly represented here. And btw if sonic temple is canceled this year I’ll be so pissed. I want to see tool again.
Grayson Long
Stupid westerners think toilet paper is an item to stockpile since Chinese people were buying it to make homemade masks.
The world is full of retards. Just look at all of the anons trying to justify why people need to stockpile on toilet paper.
Joseph Richardson
Yeah same here, I try to explain that the only nation with an actual shortage is Australia because they were importing from Taiwan
Angel Myers
Cottonelle fo a nigga
Jaxson Morgan
>homemade masks
That is a terrible idea, US toilet paper has so many disintegrating particulates, your lungs would fill with that shit
Easton Morris
No shit holy fuck.
Nicholas Stewart
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
user I think you have a problem.
Anthony Rodriguez
More like 1-2 rolls per week, eat some goddamn fiber my dude.
Jaxon Hall
>1 roll per day
Cooper Morgan
>publix
>bumfuckistan, usa
>shelves seem to have everything
>not a single goddamn roll of tp in the place
literally why is this soooo important?
Blake Roberts
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Nicholas Johnson
>1 roll per day
You eat a lot of beans or drink a lot of vodka. Mirin’
Logan Cox
I saw a shelf of toilet paper at trader joes we are good.
Easton Taylor
No one ever said the chinks were smart with their weird ass solutions to potential problems
>we don’t know if this virus is the one in a million that can transmit from dog/cat to human?
>let’s beat them all to death just in case
Jaxson Flores
because people are retards and most americans are too fat and stupid to know you can just wet your hand if need be, or wash off in the tub
Adrian Jones
There's plenty of shit. That's the point.
Jaxson Moore
What the fuck do you do with your toilet paper, eat it?
Matthew Jones
Ladies and gentlement,
BEHOLD
The Pooper
Aiden Smith
>1 roll per day
You know it actually unrolls into sheets right?
Bentley Nguyen
>The hysteria is real even though 95% of the people I talk to recognize the bullshit.
Of course. You have to buy toilet paper now because everyone else is buying it and no one wants to run out of toilet paper, even though most people are aware that toilet paper isn’t usually at risk of running out during a pandemic. I’m pretty sure this is some kind of negative Nash equilibrium or something.
Daniel Edwards
TP has always been on the list of stockpile items for preppers.
You wouldn't know this because you are dumb and uninformed.
Robert Martin
>1 roll per day
lol more like one every week or so
Jonathan Kelly
Why waste space on toilet paper when you can just use a wash rag?
Tyler Evans
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
You mean a family of four or more uses 1< roll a day right?
Jason Cook
People are stockpiling tp because most people know they are supposed to stockpile something but young people don’t cook anymore. So they are just stockpiling paper products.
Jackson Adams
I live near Tokyo and all supermarkets are out of toilet paper. Fucking hell
Isaiah Anderson
>homemade masks
>The world is full of retards
>homemade masks
>The world is full of retards
>homemade masks
>The world is full of retards
>homemade masks
>The world is full of retards
i had enough of this stupidity coronachan take me to the heaven of 2D women
Sebastian Brooks
I wipe and i wipe and i wipe still poop. Its like wiping a brown marker.
Dominic Green
>1 roll per day
Juan Turner
i need 3 per day for myself, i have a bowel disease so i have corona-tier diarhea all the time
James Rivera
I graduated in paper engineering my prof was from Finland kek. Yeah supply in northern Europe is not going to run out anytime soon.
Gavin Jones
This’s honestly a good point. Worst comes to worst you can use the shower. I just find it hilarious that tp is sold out but bottled water is fully stocked
Jose Scott
youre fucking fat
Colton Clark
I dont get it. Toilet paper is the last thing id stock. Just take a shit and clean your ass with water. Fucking tards
Blake Clark
Who has the pasta of the soldier in like Bosnia or something saying that toilet paper was the most valuable thing?
Memory is fuzzy of the details, please someone post it.
Matthew Hill
1 roll per week (7 days). anything more, you're a fat fuck eating too much or have a large family.
Christian James
you think that's good.....just wait
Ethan Evans
we got a POOOOPER
>uses 1 roll a day
>flushes to no avail
Justin Butler
Lapeer Meijer was packed this afternoon. I wanted to start a clap clap fuck China chant while waiting for the cashier.
I'm loaded with goods and growing my own food in my grow tents also.
Police are done responding to calls also. Be careful brothers
Jackson Scott
>thinks the triple rolls he buys count as one roll
Grayson Watson
Julian Walker
When i wipe it's like spreading peanut butter on a fur coat and I still use nowhere near a roll a day.
Christopher Turner
you gotta shit 6 times a day bro, its just science
Nicholas Garcia
I just bought toilet paper. Idk what you guys are talking about.
Wyatt Davis
I've had a bidet for months and happened to go to Costco around the same time. I still have 30+ rolls of tp and 15 boxes of tissues. All fucking stocked before any of shit so I'm proudof myself.
Connor Gutierrez
Clean your fucking kitchen degenerate
Aiden Long
The line for costco wrapped around the back of the store
Thomas White
Well satan, maybe because people don't want to suffer from swamp ass and mud butt in their final days.