So anons I have a theory

>Why are all the elites suddenly getting CoronaChan?
Coronavirus is a virus created by the gods

Hoarding toilet paper is kinda funny if you're American. The country is covered with trees, and the paper products industry is massive. We don't import TP from china

They're fleeing this you idiot. They're saying they already have it so they can disappear and no one wonders where they are. By the time we realize it world's over and no one cares about them anymore

3 days of darkness is coming

They have to get people afraid to take it seriously. They need an excuse to collect our DNA and crash the economy.

This.
They're so afraid of the "virus" that they don't want to ever come back.

Tom Hanks and his wife yesterday, Trudeau's wife today, a couple dozen major athletes, etc

But not Trudeau?
What if the people getting the virus are going to be witnesses in the trials?

It's to procure their status again. They made a mild flu seem like a curse and are using trolls to pych people into feeling concerned for them.

Way to go morons you just made the elites more popular with your concern trolling and contain larping

It's diversion to make you feel that Ebola-AIDS is (((mild))) and that rich people are just like you.

When something like this happens, always follow the rich and powerful to know how serious it is.
If they are chilling, no big deal. If they are bugging the fuck out, which they are doing in this case, shit is about to be fucked unrecognizably

I hope Qtards die, fucking bluepilled useless losers

trudeau would survive even if he got it

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This coronavirus has a compliment micro-organism. With only the virus, you can die, but getting the second part of the treatment will make you superhuman.

Nothing's gonna happen to the true "elites'.

what if it happens what do you do?

That little faggot is in hiding because he fears the people. Somebody who's loved ones die might try to snuff him out....lol.

A 6 km one is supposed to do a flyby April 29, but it's 4 million miles away, or so they say.

This. Q was right all along

You think the elites want your DNA?
A crackwhore wouldn't even wipe your jizz off the bottom of a toilet seat for $50.

Fuck that. The head of a New York crime family got assassinated by a qboomer thinking it would save Donald Trump from the CIA.

>The head of a New York crime family got assassinated by a qboomer

wut lol

I have to agree with the assessment most QBoomers are so fucking bluepilled and all about the counter signals its ridiculous. It sounds like some hippy shit of "We are all one" except on the right wing.

Yeah man, qboomers are the worse. It's a cult of do nothings to help. "Trust the plan!" as we get sent to coof boxes and eliminated.

oh no

Internationally, the Hungarian PM, the entire Iranian parliament, others. Also, fuck Trudeau.

So nada really. Thanks user.

I also heard rumor the chink president might be a body double, we wouldnt know because of the mask.

Finally some vigilante justice.

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That was 100% cover for a Mob hit.
>hey, we gotta whack Big Tony
>I know what to do. Blame it on dat Q guy

Probably because they are being tested first, the lower class people will be tested when the hospitals are full. They will be transported to destruction I mean field field hospitals.

I think this is the final proof we needed to show that they don't have bunkers. At least not the puppets you see paraded on television.

Don't mistake the personalities in the news for the actual elites running the show.

Now even President Bolsonaro is suspicious of Cogona

Coof camps, how are tou guys holding up japan bro?

who?

Checked and based. Do we know where Soros is ect?

exame.abril.com.br/brasil/bolsonaro-faz-teste-para-coronavirus-resultado-sai-na-sexta-feira-13/
nationalpost.com/news/canada/cp-newsalert-trudeau-goes-into-self-isolation-over-covid-19
nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
timesofisrael.com/iran-vice-president-2-cabinet-members-reportedly-diagnosed-with-coronavirus/

Elites have easier access to testing. Huge amounts of the normie pop already has it and doesn't know it.

I think I had the coof in Mid january. It was so bad I had the heater and the window open because i was going hot and cold. Also had major respiratory distress to the point i blew my vocals out coofing.

Almost no people outside, except for unplugged NPCs that don't know what's going on

they thought it was a nothing burger, live in cali, and dont want to be bigots

Too bad they all got infected before they fled. The only ones truly safe are the ones who orchestrated its release. Which of the families have avoided all contact with outsiders from november on? That's who we need to look at.

1. Because "elites" travel.
2. Because Chinks are in Universities in the West
3. Because every "elite" has a cadre of idiot "PhD's" he keeps around to validate his moronic choices.

Stay safe japan fren. No lock downs yet?

Get the coof bigot!

Total psycho don't listen to this individual. Everything is normal the train door opens and let's malodious air out? It's beyond okay people.

I hope Finestien gets it with her chinese spy aids.

It' the evolution of the hippie boomers come full circle. Hippies > Yuppies > Neocons > Modern day Boomers > QBoomers. Hippies and QBoomers both believe the Fight The Power bs, but the QBoomers are too old to really do anything so just sit back and watch and spout off.

>t. J-RPG NPC

Many are fleeing now, but it's too late for them to escape what's coming.

Cause they go to a lot of places and see a lot of people

Over-socializers and travelers are high risk groups, and all the rich fags do these things daily.

It's a plan. Jews will perish those oppositons under cover of the epdemic. No one will notice their actions, because everyone will believe those people die of coronavirus.

Trump is controlled by jews. He banned europeans to avoid outiside distraction. Britain gets involved. Brexit was just a preparation.

I don't know if China gets involved. Maybe they work with jews. Or they are just a victim as a quid pro quo with the US.

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So the most likely reason is most likely the correct one. Occam's razor

That's amazing, how does he do that without a spine?

>Why are all the elites suddenly getting CoronaChan?
Because they have the most traveling, the most interaction with foreigners, and the most degenerate sexual practices. It was inevitable really.

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