/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1977

>Daily per capita update
Italy getting worse, up to 0.025% infected. Still pathetic next to flu. Norway now in the top 10 of total infected, Japan bumped off of it.

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Realistically how many senate and congress seats are up for grabs by November?

FRESH MADRID HOSPITAL LEAK

Everything seems to match the Italian leaks.

>more cases than being reported
>thousands are sick
>community spread
>hospitals prioritizing corona, everything else is being cancelled because hospitals are overloaded
>no respirators
>everything to be closed except for police, fire department, food stores, hospitals, etc..
>two young patients woman (29) and man (37) are in critical condition, almost no hope to save them
>it's a lie that kids can't catch it
>they can and they are turning out to be the main vector
>often children get only mild or no symptoms (like a cold)

Link to newest leak (in Spanish):
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/_zMisc/Spain_Leak_2020-03-13.mp3

Link to previous leaks from Italy (with English subtitles):
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/_zMisc/Italy doctor audio leaks - 247254277.mp4

nothingburger.today/ for more leaks.

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>Live in Bellvue
>Visit some friends in Seattle
>Get the something flu-like a week or so after
>fine after

Okay so, I thought I was suppose to keel over and die? Yas Forums said my lungs would be shredded.

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Fly me to the Milan
Let me cough like I have SARS
Let me see what MSM is like
calling it a farce

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, CoViD kiss me

Fill my lungs with foam
Let me breath for never more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you

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The World is fine, we are dying...

Major polish cites will be lock down on monday

>Yes, and the problem is related to tons of people with the flu and common cold calling for no reason (i.e. those who haven't traveled). There have still been no confirmed cases of local transmission; please do not call 811 unless you recently traveled, so that people like OP with a legitimate need can get through and get tested.

Can someone post the picture of coronachan fucking econochan doggy style?

All these unmarked, cargo, or private jets flyin in the air rn. Mad dash! Has to be some infections

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Australia taking a shit right now
>Please someone buy my dirt
investing.com/indices/aus-200

fake and gay

ill trade ya a VB for your dirt

>more threads than deaths in Europe

Why should I be concerned again? Don't more people die of the flu every year? lmao

>that Nikkei

Mother of god, indices will keep dragging each others down

I've had a fever for three days and stabbing lung pain. Tons of cases in my area. And I can't get tested. Fucking pissed that I caught this virus, especially so early.

>>it's a lie that kids can't catch it

Why wouldn't they catch it? That's stupid.

twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1238267430436134913

UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED

t. chang

this is fake retard stop posting it you imbred subhuman, was proved fake way back today

Hopefully 90%

Are masks actually worth using and is it true they dont do anything to protect you

Hey Yas Forums can you respond to my post please. I thought i was suppose to die! You are hyping this a lot for a non deadly flu-like disease!

not for young rich asian fuckers like you, you lucky Bellvue bitch

Why don't you finish your threads before making a new one?

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It's getting exhausting trying to keep up with what's happening.

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If everybody uses them then yes they are extremely useful

first "nordic" countries to get the worst of it. sweden > finland > norway > denmark.

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whos going to be the first major celebrity/figure to die and drive the normies into complete panic?

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God I hope I live long enough to see Anderson Cooper and that Rachel Maddow bloke die.

Bros, this shit fucking sucks. Were fucked aren't we?
Hopefully trump takes care of those shit eating fucking commies on our way out.

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finally some good news.

Why linger, why turn back, why shrink, my Heart?
Thy hopes are gone before: from all things here
They have departed; thou shouldst now depart!
A light is pass'd from the revolving year,
And man, and woman; and what still is dear
Attracts to crush, repels to make thee wither.
The soft sky smiles, the low wind whispers near:
'Tis Adonais calls! oh, hasten thither,
No more let Life divide what Death can join together.

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hopefully its a nigger celebrity so that nigs chimp out and force martial law

Alabama user here,

I know a physician in the north of the state, and I’ve heard that a lady in Cullman County has good reason to believe she’s infected. We’re trying to get through to the health department to see how they are going to handle corona testing kits, but it seems there may be only a handful to distribute, and there are stringent prerequisites for those who request one. I also heard that a few students from Alabama A&M have also been exposed to infected people while traveling, and they have quarantined themselves.

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Everybody is taking it right in the arse.
I think it's fucking hilarious.

>this sucks
normalfag spotted, this is beautiful

kobe

with the hordes of monkeys and locusts this shit looks biblical

Bros... My mexico bros sent me this. Everyone from Europe and Asia is moving to mexico.

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I have it too now. I think it really is a no thing burger.

>it was coronachan bro trust me

Hey fuckwit, this isn't T_D, feel free to fuck off back there.

Tom Hanks hopefully.

Any info on ace2 receptors? Is anyone actually recovering? different strains? why was iran hit so hard?
Proper way to wash mouth if someone touches you?

thats only chinks

Can you prove it? seriously, I'm being friendly

I haven't been to Alabama since 2005. Is Jim N' Nicks barbecue still going and up to quality?

good. see how they like being invaded

>seen people in lines for masks 3 weeks ago, when the outbreak in Italy was at around 150 cases.
>haven't seen 1 single person wear a mask since then
Normies...

>and then, from one day to the next, the coron virus was suddenly everywhere. We don't know how it could have happened and there was no way we could have ever contained it.

maldita.es/malditobulo/2020/03/12/coronavirus-jovenes-jimenez-diaz-se-van-a-morir-whatsapp/

since we are all gonna die soon, i want at least ONE answer to something ive always thought about

does pubic hair grow UP your dick shaft too, lads? i mean like...mine grows HALFWAY UP it. i have a regular sized donger (6.1) and literally 4 inches up it still has hair.

tell me this is normal so that even when we all die, i can at least know...

>thinking they wont just cross the border into the usa
lmao

I think I speak for Mexico when I say: They have to go back, lol.

Yeah, in a few places, I took my gran to one of them near me a few months ago

yikes

no you're weird

Sh-shut up. Soon there'll only be 97% of us left.

When can we start hunting down minorities?

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Have there been any cases of a city descending into lawlessness?

Oh go tongue a wombat you absolute child.

wa state here. living in my bugout tent currently. got deenz and my yeet canon.

Midwest English teacher faggot detected

I'm loving it.
There will be
>pic related

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Yeah bro my shit grows up but not like all the way, im around you at about 6.5 and my shit goes a little over 4. Hope you can die in peace

once the riots and looting commence

Will people still be drawing Corona-chan at 100 thousand deaths? 1 million deaths? 100 million deaths?

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DAILY REMINDER

OP IS A SCHIZO

ALL HAPPENINGFAGS ARE SCHIZOS

IT'S ANOTHER NOTHING BURGER

REPEAT AFTER ME

NOTHING
BURGER

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ya,why not

washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/iran-coronavirus-outbreak-graves/

Holly Molly

>why was iran hit so hard?

Iran is a third world country that tried to contain the spread when it was way too late.

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twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1238110096334479364

god bless amerika

I estimate about 3 weeks till the world goes full ancap.
Pretty rad times coming.

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Yer a yeti, Harry.

Is not that a far leftist page which spread lies?

>Iran is a third world country that tried to contain the spread when it was way too late.
so about the same as the USA? interesting

I have some too but then I have a caveman body in general so I just wrote it off as being part of that and not being out of the ordinary, at least not for other cavemen. You're not alone, user.

Good to hear. They always had good bbq. Also Milo's.
>alabama
>midwest
What?

Half of those are people that browse Yas Forums and are laughing their ass off

no, it refutes all hoaxes that drown the social networks. To day, has never been wrong

Hey, I'm all for some Polish cutie cleaning my toilet. Hope she doesn't mind the collar and chain and the other toilet related service.

anyone else finding it difficult to focus on uni studies with all this going on?

Yeah its a circumcision thing they used too much sack skin

Swung by the grocery store after work, and the panic buying finally hit my town after a few cases and one death.
Had to stand in line for about half an hour to reach self checkout.

why do we keep fucking archiving

don't worry, I will

When they start looting.

>all other viruses disappeared when Corona appeared
You had a cold, dumbass.

I want someone to post the picture of coronachan fucking econochan doggystyle

Chiraq. Or do you mean because of the virus?

American healthcare is probably much superior to that of Iran, the biggest risk the US faces is not understanding the issue at hand or even worse avoiding the issue entirely for economic reasons.

>There's at least 7.5m retarded boomers
What a tweest.

You're making me hungry

Who else here is locked in their bunker and not coming out for weeks?

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For absolute clown world
The Pope

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JUST

US bioweapon. It hit China like a truck. It's spreading in the US now and they're doing jack shit. I expect a (((vaccine))) soon, after the market gets obliterated and reformed into something else.

Here you go, faggot

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borger

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ours is already flooded with diabetics and overdoses unfortunately

Why the fuck are all these links from literal gook sites? How about posting something reliable OP jesus christ.

cuz yer a fagit

>ancap.
i think you mean anarcho-primitivism lol

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>Day of the pillow is finally upon us
And it's beautiful

No guns here, would a quickly made bow be enough for a while?

guys coping skills are on another level

What I see is that this cannot be proven true or false

CAPTCHA™ fatigue. This shit is ridiculous. You'd think Yas Forums hates content.

jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899
>Reminder that China was developing this shit back in 2008 and published a paper on fucking with a hybrid of a SARS like coronavirus and HIV. It details their entire fucking process.

>ALL OF IT WAS DONE IN WUHAN'S VIROLOGY RESEARCH LAB

who dat

>joined military for free education and spec pay
>will probably get sick shovelling corpses into mass graves while looters break into my house
Hope the government collapses so I can be a comfy NEET. Even dying for Israel would be better

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Entirely Fucked. Hawaii is basically 90% chink and Japanese pop

No Billybooh we're all there to laugh at you.

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that means you can't read because they disprove all audio claims. All.

ffs, they're just extending a graveyard. i'm sure italy is doing some digging as well.

Are there ANY chances, to get close to someone infected with this shit and NOT get infected?

When this shit comes to my country, I wanna know am I 1000% destined to get it or will it only get if my immune system is lacking? Please respond anons.

US bioweapon my ass. fucking banker kikes love sending all our jobs over there. they'd attack here over china if they could.

Me, although I must admit I still have one more grocery delivery, tomorrow. After that, I won't be leaving my apartment until the virus blows over or until my 4-month supply runs out.

stop giving this cuck attention

Right?
Nobody is talking about you or Italy getting spanked.
>it's all burgerfaggots going it's in my county and I just went to a chinese restaurant how fucked am I and should I buy this mask

>from 1500 to 2745 in just a day
>schools still aren't closed

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Guys I've been coofing all day. I'm too afraid to go to the hospital, should I kill myself to avoid the agony and pain?

Their food is like a suicide note in a togo box

My dudes. I need a link to where the CDC guy said "influenza deaths tested after death and found positive for corona". I can't find it on google.

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Look up PVC bow.

install user-agent switcher 1.3.25 add-on, change it to Windows / FIREFOX ESR 60 mode

mini_khabib

Billposting is based and comfy

rt.com/news/482990-china-coronavirus-us-come-clean/

There's a meme that kids are immune, when in reality they only get a cold-like illness, but they spread it to everyone else. Most adults have a moderate illness at least.

Bros... they also sent me this. Thats a Costco from Mexico. They say theres a line that lasts 30 mins to get in.

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>don't mention the 45% of burgers that are obsese

The guy who sits 3m away from me at work came back from a trip to Italy on Thursday last week. Was told to come in by HR. On Tuesday he came down with flu symptoms. Yesterday they closed the office indefinitely, told us to work from home. They're testing him for corona tomorrow.

Today I had a scratchy nose and started sneezing. My chest aches slightly. Am I fucked?

Life in the 4HL.

If you're any good with it and you've got enough arrows, it'll do you better than nothing.
Imagine... I don't know what kind of minorities they have in El Salvador, let's call him Tulio,- Tulio's dying face as his chest is struck with three arrows rapid.

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Bro I’m uncut and I grow hair around the foreskin near the tip. I figure as I get older it will eventually look like a lions mane wrapped around the ol’ pecker head

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We would prefer to not put people in mass graves, the problem is that most cemeteries are already full, China had it easy since they force people to burn the dead because commies want it that way.

You will get it if someone breaths on you or you touch something someone breathed on.

Best understanding so far is that a strong immune system protects you against the worst of it.
Sleep enough, get your immunity vitamins & minterals in, stay hydrated

Thanks you dumb fucking nigger.

join mara salvatrucha

if you live in a drone country like i do. don't care what others might think about your behavior. keep yourself safe especially if you are at risk! try to convince your close family, better safe than sorry.

that goes without saying

Yes, because of the virus, silly.

>Was told to come in by HR
capitalism is finally going to destroy this world completely and it's fine i'm prepared

Alberta is still only testing travel cases. Fuck Alberta.

we were going to hit our 3rd breaker (20%) when the american 1,5 tri fed pump saved us

Netflix offices in Hollywood just evacuated due to Covid-19 confirmed cases.

>can't tell if she's 10 or 30
I'm going to end up in prison

We are all Mexicans now.

Holy shit, why do people eat off the floor? Why do we lack basic hygiene? No wonder this fucking thing is spreading.

I'm from a 3rd world shithole and even us know better than this.

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we're just wainting to see him break live on twitter

>Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
>read article
>not cargo
>not trade
>only foreign travelers coming in
>only from about half of Europe
>only for 30 days
HAPPENING

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I need you retarded fucks to understand ohio isnt the only state with 100k cases, we are the only state owning up to it

Yeah, that's what I'm making, missing the fiber and the paracord
I'm just worried about disease first and then people, can't shoot it but I guess I have to use it quickly
anything else user?

Loot at it this way, if they're digging mass graves, you might get the chance to play with some heavy machinery, at least a Backhoe.

Panic finally struck here today
TP and disinfectants gone, most rice and pasta too
Montreal, QC

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Bergen county NJ, just announced, all public schools closed due to corona. Now I’ have a 2 week vacation

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don't have to read the comment section every post says americans/jews did it

No he's an amazing lolcow

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You're the normal fag bitchboy
>got money
>got trophy wife
>got trophy dog

I'm prepped better than ur bitchass, no doubt about that, but this shit spreads like a motherfucker. I live in the damn country in the states, and it's in multiple counties around me. The shit is everywhere user. Its fucking bad bro. Play it safe homie, if you've been following cvg threads then you're ahead of the game.
Dont fucking blow it.
FULL GEAR
Tyvek suit
P100 full face
tape that shit around the suit
Doff completely and everything
Dont fucking slip
Real deal folks, its deadly and invisible

Love u all, ur basically only friends I have besides my wife and dog.
Good luck bros, be safe

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Jesús fucking christ, are you fucking kidding me?!! Can the chinks try to not infect the whole world for one day?!
CAN THEY?!!

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Every nothingburger itt is like dad in pic related
>spoiler: scum

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China has a history of genociding its own people. It also may cause a war that banks prophet off of. Could be this combination.

>daily reminder to hate chinks, japs and meme flag nothing burger shills

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Is the same thing all over again but in a different country. whats wrong with these people?

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Thanks, nigger!