/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1977 - Anarchy in the UK Edition

OoOo don wan whites 2 maybe clean up a cooomunity

Looks like a san fran shit map the east coast dont want that smelly smoke bro

When is trump stopping even domestic flights?

100,000 cases in Ohio, What does this mean??

Go shill somewhere else faggot

You should go back.

Imagine the smell

Reminder that this is the bitch that created the virus

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Situation in Brazil will be much worse than Italy.

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please someone post the pepe chink cooking baby batman meme

Yas Forums predicted this.

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This is the happening of this generation.
The youth have a chance if they handle this moment right.
What is right? Who the fuck knows? They never tought us anything useful in school then allowed our minds to be taken over by social media.
Good luck out there anons.

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based Frankie

Shameless content spam

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She was talking about her own countrymen eating bats and shit

My god, the Favelas.

I'm archiving all stuff I could find. Posting here if anyone's interested. Also for flips. Wuhan-style lockdown is being planned for certain barangays. Nobody's allowed to go out of their homes. Pasensya na di ko pa alam anong lugar.

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>research section still filled with links that are not research
The quality control is very low.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HUERINOS

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I know. What a shame, all those monkeys dying.

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Strip and decontaminate all the asian qts.

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Thanks user. Good luck.

New death in Burgerland, my state.
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Hey Flipbro, my mom told me Duterte has corona. I can’t find any sources on that though. Was she lying?

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UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED
UN INFECTED

Shi is death in moontalk

What do you think will happen first, Trump dies from coronachan or Trump loses re-election because of coronachan?

zoomer nufags weren't born yet, or were too young to remember H1N1 which was declared a pandemic and also coincided with a major stock market decline. now you are polluting Yas Forums with excessive spam threads trying to fan the flames of panic.

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I cant believe Chile is fucking dead

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MY NUTS ARE SAVED BROS

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Is all of europe gonna blow up like italy did?

>work in an international oil company
>We have hundreds of people from all over the world in our office daily
>Worker tests positive on Tuesday
>He is sent home
>Everybody on that floor is sent home
>A literal hazmat cleaning crew come in
>Next day everybody on that floor returns to work
>Management say not to panic
>Everybody is acting normal

Is this a happening or not? Why am I the only one concerned? We're constantly being told not to panic or even buy food in bulk whilst crowds and sports are banned. Countries are on lockdown with the military deployed

PLEASE UPDATE OP: TRADE BETWEEN EU AND US IS NOT BANNED

>I'm sorry, but those panties are contaminated. Need to take them off.

It's #1977

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Went and did some (regular) shopping at Costco. Some absolute boomer with jugs of water (the one thing we don't need to prep in this area) in his cart is asking - where is the toilet paper? Is there any toilet paper?
Then he starts blaming everyone else for panicking, because he was too slow and stupid to foresee any of this. I contained my laughter, but I could not resist >pic related.

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It was a pleasure playing with you gentlemen.

Migrate:

This is only the beginning brethren

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"Latter-day Saints suspend all gatherings worldwide, including worship" Yikes.

Migrate:

WALT DISNEY WORLD IS SHUTTING DOWN!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL GENTLEMAN!
WALT DISNEY WORLD IS SHUTTING DOWN!

I'm gonna fuckin die aren't I hope my family doesn't die I hope they don't die

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>jugs of water (the one thing we don't need to prep in this area)

What does that even mean? I hope your waters get shut off and you're punished for being such a faggot.

I want the entire third world and all first world liberaloids to be genocided by corona.
I didn't use to be like this.
This decade transformed me into a monster.
Identity politics completely changed me.

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They did indeed. Mormons are preppers though they'll make it.

He was coughing in one recent video and in meetings. Speculation at this point.

you are fucking retarded

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 15.113 cases - 1.016 FATALITIES / 44,7% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 10.075 cases - 429 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.869 cases - 66 FATALITIES / 16,5% MR;
Spain, 3.015 cases (-44 in Galiza) - 86 FATALITIES / 31,3% MR;
>France, 2.876 cases - 61 FATALITIES / 83,6% MR;
Germany, 2.512 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 16,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.387 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 7,9% MR;
United States, 1.336 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Switzerland, 854 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 60% MR;
Norway, 800 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 687 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
Denmark, 617 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 614 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
United Kingdom, 456 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
>Belgium, 314 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 302 cases - 1 FATALITY / 20% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 195 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 178 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 156 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 10,3% MR;
>Malaysia, 149 cases - 0% MR;
Canada, 109 cases - 1 FATALITY / 10% MR;
>Israel, 100 cases - 0% MR;
...
> Portugal, 78 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 44 cases - 0% MR;

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This

>monsieur bogdanoff?
>he prepped

Um sweeties this is just a nothingburger

based oc user, i like the little honkler you snuck in there

I'm comfy as fuck but peeps on the street are starting to look antsy and downcast. ngl it's pretty delicious.

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It'll be quick for them user. A few days of coofs, and they won't suffer anymore

Yes

is that mortality rate compared to ratio of recovered?

Fuck bros I don’t wanna get beer aids

>youtube counts as archiving
How new are you?

Neither, loser. Instead your two glorious representatives, Alzheimers Guy and Ancient Socialist, will stagger to their sickbeds. Pelosi might make it though.

I would huehuehue but I’ll just give this F instead

Learn with the master of clown world:

youtube.com/watch?v=kz2fO4iIby8

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

I honestly wouldnt be surprised if anarchy broke out, government are doing fucking nothing

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salamat and mabuhay

Based.

>Activat qouantom immortalité

VAAX eet

>Per capital update
Worst country is still only 0.025% infected. Spain and Norway are moving up the ranks for most infected.

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>Put him to sleep
>Send de raiders.

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Must be our culture. At my place it's mainly blokes, it's only me and a woman there who are worried, all of them say it's a bad cold and people who don't think that are idiots. I just can't believe people at my place (an electrical engineering company) are being so dumb about it.

>bat soup
What could go wrong
Only infinite human stupidity could find such a ridiculous way to wipe itself out

Embrace the chaos for in the end that is all

How is the situation in portugal, joao?

one death at hospital curry cabral, just not declared in the media

looks kinda fashionable desu

All these Unmarked or cargo 747 planes flying to US in a mad dash before deadline. You just know they're bringing infections with them baka

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Yes.

With unresolved countries was still 4,005% (pic related) in Europe, 2 days ago.

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Doubt it.
Gib source, then.

My bet is the first death will be Saturday.

Good.

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>American coof imports increase again

washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/iran-coronavirus-outbreak-graves/

>Mass burial report by MSM

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These are the ones I have already archived.

Someone has to feed the fire... or burgers of happening

Show them the pics of the crammed hospitals . They're been ludicrous

It sure felt strange looking at the lines at the grocery store, seeing empty shelves, people fighting over shopping carts.
I think we're in the process of leaving the "post-9/11 world" and transitioning to a "post-covid19 world"

All they do is to de-moralise you.
If you let them demoralise you, they win.

They're just vampires sucking and feeding on our wasted energy.

getting worse every day..

WTF France has a crazy high mortality

I'm immune.

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Fresh off normie book

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University of Hawaii and all classes switched to online classes only. We import 95% of goods to support our massive population. Tourism our main income source is falling. We had three confirmed cases pass through the islands. I don’t own a firearm so that sucks if shit hits the fan and imports stop coming in. How fucked am I bros

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I hope next iteration of intelligent life on this earth takes care not fuck things up. Maybe be content with with what they have rather than plunge head first into the creation of advanced biological weapons.

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it means our city water is good and the reservoir is pure. Even if they shut the taps there are accessible rivers of good quality to stock up by. Water is the last thing this town needs to stock up on.

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>china
>Barely any deaths
>Italy
>A bajillion deaths a day

What is china doing that Italy can't?

>I'm immune.
Doubt.

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Nice numbers, 134k and almost 5k deaths...
SPEAKING OF UK EDITION
>Arsenal manager has coronavirus
>The Premier League reacted by saying it will hold an emergency meeting on Friday to discuss “future fixtures” – just hours after saying it would be pushing ahead with a full schedule of games and stadiums with fans, unlike most other major European leagues.
No comment, lol.

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Yes indeed, our people are sheep for the sacrifice

spend 140€ on food and mask and water for a month to 2

I hope it is no nothingburger

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You gonna live to see the worst of it all.

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20%. As in you only have a 20% chance of dying in the next year.

GUYS

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You only have 12 recovered

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
>ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

NO NEW NUMBERS WERE RELEASED FOR THE UK TODAY!

>NO NEW NUMBERS WERE RELEASED FOR THE UK TODAY!

UK HAS THE SAME 456 INFECTED IT HAD AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT

>UK HAS THE SAME 456 INFECTED IT HAD AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT

What's up, Brits?

That fucking sucks

>tell me, why do they wear the masks?!

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You can grow your own food year round.....you’re not in that bad of a position

at least they still have SOME left.

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Highly contagious SARS is something we simply we have no idea how to cope with at the moment
This is the black death all over again and will be a lot worse than spanish flu

how would they be able to track back to patient zero?

It's too late now.
I wanna see the world burn.

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If I lock my doors and windows, how will I get fresh air?

Open windows at night? At like 4 am?

Lying.

Masking their death count

Cool, but I'm not sure how this really helps us.

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Why is everybody on cvg so sure that asthma will get you killed when getting corona?

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Alabama user here,

I know a physician in the north of the state, and I’ve heard that a lady in Cullman County has good reason to believe she’s infected. We’re trying to get through to the health department to see how they are going to handle corona testing kits, but it seems there may be only a handful to distribute, and there are vague prerequisites for those who request one (like having a 104 fever and having traveled or contacted an infected party). I also heard that a few students from Alabama A&M have also been exposed to infected people while traveling, and they have quarantined themselves.

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I'd stop the car, walk up, take a pack, and walk off.

No faggot

cool story bro.

Our farmlands on Oahu are fucked from the amount of pesticides they used from the sugar cane era back in the 60s and 70s

Portugal, 30th most infected country in the world: 78 infected.

Galiza, 44 infected, would be the 45th most infected country in the world.

Brazil, 52 infected, 39th most infected in the world. But Brazil is growing fast in infected.

Broward College hasn't said shit for me bro

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Lying and censoring the truth

>this is going to last 5 fucking months at the very least
>western countries won't weld people shut
it's over, only shcizo-tier preppers will survive

>Lung condition filling lungs with mucus
>Lung diseases causing scar tissue in lungs

Dunno

fuck these people. these people deserve to be looted man. they don't NEED that much.

>Thinking you need massive quantities of hand sanitizer when you're not even gonna be leaving the house
hand sanitizer is a placebo it is mask or bust

It's much worse than what your government is telling you, Bruce. I hope you prepared.

Im just going to leave this here.
Big if true

rt.com/news/482990-china-coronavirus-us-come-clean/

Lying

i can't see what they're talking about. you should draw a big red arrow to the mass grave or something

We need to know the source to know how it mutated in the first place

You as well.

Reposting from britpol:

Fuuuuuuu

Colleagues neice is being tested for corona, she had direct contact a couple of days ago with a teacher that caught it from Italy then came home and went back to work teaching.

I'm fucked aren't I

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Any Collin county Texas bro’s? Just heard the health services are going to shut down the lobbies of all restaurants next week.

>Trump bans all travel from Europe except the UK
>UK announces they will allow the virus to spread in hopes it builds immunity.

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Something is wrong in the Kingdom of England, Scotland, France and Ireland:

>You should have killed me when you had the chance.
Merry Christmas

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>*Kills humanity*

When this is all over the world needs to advocate mass genocide on these subhumans.

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Someone posted numbers a while back that showed that most Western European nations are about 7-10 days away from hitting capacity with their ICUs.

If they weren’t run by traitors, they’d be deploying their militaries to start setting up field hospitals now since even with immediate lockdown, their systems will be overrun without more capacity.

China can keep trying to push this narrative, but it's not going to stick outside of China.

Get away from me user.

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don't forget the tribe

Floridabro here. Wonder when it's gonna hit The Villages

Hypothetically speaking, would the spreading stop if every person wore masks outside? Assuming everyone also practices proper hygiene and washes their hands.

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Heard anything from Angeles area?

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disappointed in the lack of racism among people who believe it was a chink wmd. What does it take to get people to hate a race these days?

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Also, do we tell the world that we are also have a dengue outbreak?

This is shit I'm proper panicking

come on, bro.
you know very well that our militaries' only mission is to bring in refugees.

Fucking Italy can't help themselves, fucking ban all flights already ffs.

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Saw this poor old woman attempting to scrounge up whatever was left on the shelves. Ironic that the people least likely to die from this are the people buying all the supplies.

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r8 my stack
>33 poons of peanut butter
>11lbs pasta
>fuckton of pancake mix
>fuckton of ramen
>lots of butter and oil and shit
crunched the numbers and this will last me 3 months

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the good thing about the "buy the dip" meme is that the dip really has an end: 0

clown world

>on April 5th, wrestling fans from all over the world will descend upon Tampa, Florida
>Vince officially cancels the XFL season, but he still has not officially cancelled WrestleMania
>out of the 64 independent wrestling shows happening during the WrestleMania weekend, only 2 have cancelled so far
>even if WrestleMania itself is cancelled, if some of the bigger companies like NJPW, ROH, Impact choose to go on with their show, people might still probably go if there are enough shows to hold their interest
>only way this will not be a shitshow is if all 60+ shows ran by 60 different organizers all agree to cancel their events
Post yfw pro wrestling will literally bring forth the end of the world

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lol should have prepped

Brazil is 70+ now joãnon

does dengue kill?
sorry for being ignorant in third world shithole diseases.

Just keep your distance I don't want to have to use this

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BITCOIN WENT 40% DOWN IN ONE WEEK
>BITCOIN WENT 40% DOWN IN ONE WEEK

Massive Kek

MARITAL LAW CANNOT WAIT. MARITAL LAW NOW!!

why do democrats have to be like this

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you think you got enough peanut butter?

hope you like pasta with peanut butter also where is the protein?

>almost nothing of nutritional value
nice knowing you

>grandma genocide
feels bad man

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ITS SPREAD TO THE UN

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QUARANTINE YOURSELF, GTFO.

No way they have they many

This is amazing, please turn this into a mangement sim game of some sort.

>Ironic that the people least likely to die from this are the people buying all the supplies.
that's not ironic.
that's literally how things work.

Why you're gonna be ok if you are truly freaking out buy 6 weeks of everything you need thats how long it lasts if you get sick so you shouldn't need more than that

Help

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No, it's about 150 infected now. Even my city is fucked.

Really?

You're fucked then.
It's even growing faster than my data...

They're just lying sacks of shit

Nah they don't need to know

>13m could be affected
Wait I thought muh summer weather was going to fix stocks

lmao, she fucks blacks

this smells so much like a desperate globopedo attempt at regaining power.

They're still more concerned with not appearing racist rather than actually preventing further spread.