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Wait. That's american soldiers? I thought you were white. WTF guys?!

>implying I leave the house

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Based pilot friend
Have a few Cessna and seaplanes available if SHTF

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>I... aa.. achooo!

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>What do?
RAMIREZ!

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when the time comes to get into underground bunkers, they will shoot at us when we try to get in

Anyone that says anything other than "o-ok", is a larper or an idiot. Don't fuck around with the military they'll shoot your ass.

Unless a superior number of guys with rifles lying in ambush have your back do not engage, you smile, nod, and comply until you can get away.

HOLY SHIT I was thinking about this earlier today... When they welded people into their apts in china what if the trapped people played the ol prison riot fire card? In China they'd probably let you die or shoot you, but it might be a good card to play here in america if you're trapped without food.

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sir, with all due respect, you are a NIGGER, sir!

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Comply slowly
>I was only the distraction

Checked

You what?

All this stupid marathon to the near supermarket to see who can collect more food and be the most smart ass just puts in check all the efforts to end some pandemic .

I am not saying people should not buy goods but it should be the government to regulate supermarkets in case of emergency as soon as possible.

at least the masks and gloves , a fucking person buying 100 boxes of gloves and masks will never help in case of a pandemic

you are just making hospitals having bigger trouble to contain a serious spread , it's not wise and it's dumb

help me move this shit to my house and ill throw in ten bottles of vodka

Coof at him
is what I'd like to do, but I'll crawl back to my dwelling

Proceed to put on old uniform lying in a box in my closet and slip on by

We need a universal hand signal the military anons were on the same team. We out of food, go to the quarantine border. Signal the military anons and get to go raid for supplies. Of course cut in the military anons. The world is fucked, but we can survive.

>am I being detained?

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Just make it look like we're sucking a dick. They'll know who OP is and join the thread.

Sounds like a city folk problem.

That used to be me and if you shot me in the face I wouldn't blame you...

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Lol. Constitution goes out the window when martial law is declared. This user gets it. Trump just gave all individual states the go ahead to do whatever they gotta do.

imagine being the US, once a proud noble nation, founded by the best of europe, now its army is all spics and niggers, what a fucking shame

Lucky I'm in the Navy.
Those fuckers try to get in my way and they'll be fucked financially for years to come.

Obey the quarantine as civic duty, not obey Russian trolls. Quarantines work to slow spread and I'm prepped anyway. Plus I'm retired military and permitted on-base at multiple bases near me.

Sorry Vlad, but my government is not a problem unlike the oligarchs looting what's left of your Slavic shithole. Now go prep Putin's bull, Kadyrov the Younger, who will likely inherit power since Muslims outbreed the remaining krokodil-addled trash "Russians".

>founded by the best of europe
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Government agencies should have enough to cover their own needs so that w/e happens on the free market won't affect them. It is their duty.

That's what I would expect from my PRIVATE healthcare provider, wadn't I bled out to provide for the irresponsible.

t. A guy who bought his own oxygenator to fight pneumonia

Tell them it is spelled Beretta

The Quarantine Must Be Maintained

Use Of Deadly Force Authorized

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US Army is litterally the army of Incels and mutts

you think the founding fathers came from mexico pedro?

It is the civic duty of every red blooded american to keep the government in check when its getting too big for its britches.

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Go home and go looking for food that night avoiding patrols.. I doubt they’ll force people starve in their homes though... right..?

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This

Also the universal signal has always been a 4 of clubs which I do not have atm but

Rape face.

That's not what happened at all.

I am not saying totally control of the food supply and medical gear

But at least try to save some for a eventually bad situation

people with 100 boxes of gloves should donate them to the near hospital , it's the most wise and humane attitude to have towards a bad situation like a pandemic .

Good luck all in case this is actually something that serious

>be me
>planned ahead unlike normies
>neighbors die of starvation two weeks in from lack of planning.
>enjoy year worth of supplies and use the emergancy fund i set up to make my house seem abandoned as i play video game with headphones on in bedroom. > blissfuly Oblivious to the world dying around me. Soliders only know i exist because my head signature in the house.
>gets informed after losing track of days that qurantine over.
>be sad you didnt get to finish play current game as now its time to go back to work and rebuild.
>gets stuck cleaning dead neighbors homes for resale by bank.

Life is beautifully poetic sometimes. After all these years of people claiming introverts are worse kind of people we are the ones who prepared the best.

Let out a rebel yell signaling my raiding party to commence the ambush.

Feck off. You didnt plan you suffer. This should have been expected it happens in 100 year cycles we get one this bad. Idjits

We will be taking you to a holding area for coofers

You government thanks you for your cooperation

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>***Places hand on holstered Baretta***
It would actually be a holstered Sig M17
Then you can proceed with the comfort that the Sig M17 is a flaming piece of shit
There's a 50% chance it will fail to fire
If they are able to fire it there's a 50% chance they will miss

Haha you have alot of faith in your government. They dont care about peons. They care about themselves.

checked

Baretta lol, a sling shot and rock has more punch.
>ducks behind cardboard
>stops a 9mm pea shot

these niggas eatin beans lmao

Please remain calm and follow all instructions from officials and military personnel

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Walk in a big circle that ends behind the soldiers back and use my nonexistent navy seal wu shu shaolin finishing technique of throwing a hot model at him and running away while he’s distracted. She’ll just slap him and also run away

yes one should plan , your are thinking ahead , you think I censor that?
But that was not my point , If you have 100 boxes of masks just fucking donate them to the hospital cause you will never need them

I'm not listening to any of you faggots

We're from the government and we're here to help

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>We need a universal hand signal
I know just the one.

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People would charge in with vehicles with guns and molotovs blazing. Mercenary boys would get burned for trying to get college benefits to get a worthless degree.

This user has been
In Theater.

I work for the military so I will be allowed to pass

You're my wicked uncle. It's my inheritance.

I'm going to turn around then find away around the quarantine. Whether I have to crawl through a foot wide drainage pipe, or crawl across a Deer Tick infested field.

*teleports behind you*

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There is a curfew at 19:00 hours. Anyone found on the streets after that time is subject to arrest

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Vehicles burn, molotovs aren't very good weapons and lack range. Idiot larpers die at standoff ranges while White people (who own the government) kill your dumb asses. The government is not a threat to Whites because Trump is in control

That would be awesome, anyone out past 1900 is likely a trouble maker anyhow and should be shot onnsitr

Coof and go home.

im in the militia and have a higher rank than 99% of the people in my country, i dont think anyone will speak to me in that tone

What, were you in a coma since 1990?

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they looked like niggers to me
and some how i'm not intimidated by the army nowadays

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Army captain here, send all MRE's to my house please

Who else here is actually broke and would go full feral raid mode?

And na I'm not talking about the faggots that have 1500 in their savings saying "boo hoo I'm poor" I'm talking to anons that have less than 300$ on hand at any given point throughout the year

Nigga imma rape and pillage like there's no tomorrow.

Step over them.

>There is a curfew at 19:00 hours. Anyone found on the streets after that time is subject to arrest
And those people out trying to enforce the curfew will be shot for being looters out after dark.

This and also the national guard always provide relief supplies during natural disasters. They don't always get them out super fast at first, but once they start they are pretty fucking good at it.

Most people in the army today are low iq mutts that have the constant blank stare that comes with it.

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I mean they are unarmed, so just shoot them?

I wouldn’t be surprised if NG still carries M9’s. I don’t know why we switched, M9’s are extremely resilient and fire reliably