/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1976

For reference this is a mid-sized city that's about 90 min drive from Toronto
www(.)faceberg(.)com/jennifer.prophet.7/videos/10157676456356140/

Pls stop

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When this shit hits the fan in central- and south america.. wtf will happen? Hard to imagine what impact this will have.

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>work
>coronavirus
>radio in car
>coronavirus
>turn on the tele
>coronavirus
>go to twitter and other normie sites
>coronavirus
>open up any board in Yas Forums
>coronavirus
>log into mmo vidyas for dailies
>coronavirus

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So much WoW will be played now or what?

Yay! California is voluntarily wiping themselves out!
mobile.twitter.com/margotroosevelt/status/1238179827259027456

Its great watching you losers freak out and panic buy. All the while I been stocked up and ready for a month.

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My tribute to Corona-chan

youtu.be/eGNVsQwWZLI

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It wasn't a dream, it really happened

Who here /raiding/?

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he said merchants tonight, was awesome

imma play tf2 m8

Please explain how to coof

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My family is scared. This is great

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>TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GO I WANNA BE INFECTED

>tfw uni still open
>public gatherings with 500+ people are meant to be banned

Don't forget to consider the happening to be a possible fake until you see people with covid near you. It's not that hard to orchestrate a joint operation to tie some lose ends. Question everything first. :)

THIS HELICOPTER FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND HAS LANDED AT THE HOSPITAL!!!!!

flightradar24.com/HLE60/242ac855

WHAT THE FUCK?

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2 months and it'll be mad max in europe

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w-why did the number stop going up anons

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Who the FUCK did this?
Step forward. Now.

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Imagine if blizzard released a fresh wave of classic servers now that the lockdowns have begun

Remember that China is lying about their numbers and there is already probably a hundred thousand dead

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youtu.be/HYmUOyrks-Q
FRESH OC

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He doesn't have it. It's something far more sinister. According to my source (friend of Ernie, Barkley's coworker) they actually suspect he's being poisoned by those big ol women down in San Antonio. They've had enough of his jokes and are trying to assassinate him and cover it up as a coronavirus related death.

Yo what the fuck it’s actually happening. Stores are sold out here and there’s only 18 cases.

Disney and Universal closed themselves you hours behind

My school closed, online classes rest of the semester

All the international students (read chinks) are stuck kek

I LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK, CORONA-CHAN!
YOU CAN DO, THIS CORONA-CHAN!

post your raiding fit

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Happenings are all fun and games until we become the happening.

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What happens when we hit 5000 dead?

stopped reporting, they know we know

DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>happening is fake until you are drowning in your own lung fluid

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>Bitcoin currently at 4600
>was at 9000 few days ago
I'm happy I'll never have enough money to fall for crypto or stock scams.

lol just lol if you aren’t already prepped

Yes, I bought junk food even sugar.

I feel hatred towards Chinese for this.

I wanted to have sex with Corona-chan, so I made her

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did you really need digits for this? it's a guarantee lol

Springfield Missouri confirms first case of Covid-19

My friends are finally starting to panic and I’ve been stocking for weeks fucking idiots

GIVE CARD

first confirmed case in Alabama you heard it here first folks

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I'm immune

is there a better dashboard to use isntead

>wake up, coof
>coronavirus

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GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT POL

How likely is a total collapse?

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Only way to have made money on bitcoin was to have mined it in 2010 and sold it when it was $20k

>more threads than channels talking about this stupid virus

Happeningfags btfo

facts my dude

we're fucked

Checked

Checked, you will meet her very soon

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Conservative estimate, user. I'd assume millions. Not just from coronachan, but from starvation, other health issues that were untreated due to hospitals being non-functional, people trampled in the few panicked riots, people who died from that factory explosion, trying to be revolutionaries, or were 'disappeared'.
China's used to that kind of thing though. Trouble with this mass-culling is that it's not going to go away.

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>he thinks it's still standing

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ch-cheked

Why haven't commercial satellite companies been spying on China? Surely they could have told us if they were doing mass burning of bodies.

Why is everybody on cvg so sure that asthma will get you killed when getting corona?

This. And you'll get fucked too OP.

102%

Blessed.
Now gib card so I can coom to her

Fuck, I thought it was a Disneyland in a different country or state and California had it still going on. Oh well, they let this slide, I'm sure they'll do something else stupid.

State of emergency declared in Nevada!

its in my hometown in australia boys. i just had a massive festival that i was working on cancelled along with about 80% of my other work

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stop posting this dogshit fucking video. you don't know how to edit and you don't understand how to make an interesting video. you just pasted hundreds of random images and headlines together on top of a map for 0.01 seconds each

It's really over isn't it?

not unlikely

the system is failing

Our government is doing jack shit to prevent this.
>Tfw been working all week, probably more pozzed than ten Freddy Mercurys by now.

deeply underrated post

Blessed check. Corona will coom in your lungs.

invest in florida arizona funeral homes

AHHHHHHH

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Its still fun

Junk food keeps for a long time. Also a hefty source of calories. Good for maintaining weight when you're stuck inside and having to ration your real food

After everybody else shutting it down staying open is cancer tier optics and will get you eviscerated by the public.

You've doomed us all. You goddamn fool.

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>visible from space
>size of a football field
Absolute state of that rag

Based coomkatsumer.

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infinity percent

>Surely they could have told us if they were doing mass burning of bodies.
Trump knew but kept a lid on it because he wanted to do the same thing

holy fuck, holy fuck, every day I wonder, "this is it, this is the end", but no, the gift keeps on giving.

Please, please, never stop it

Quints

Better to know kek's will for certain than to guess and pretend to understand the whims of a god.

Anyone got that image of the user saying how the coronavirus was going to spread to Italy and Italy would spread to the rest of the world?

The Germans have run tests with high-risk individuals and concluded the virus causes symptoms only in every fourth person infected. In other words, the virus's overall mortality shrinks with the observable death toll dropping from 3/100 to 3/400. That's absolutely within the boundaries of the common flu, a disease most people don't even take seriously enough to get vaccinated against.
This whole panic is completely blown out of proportion

solves that for us

I have family in hospitals and they have people with it there. Doctors and admin.

put me in the screencap!

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Coomers is the reason this is happening

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Now it won't just be refugees finding their way in but infected refugees.

Checked

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i just got a new job, and the first week they are talking about work from home starting next week. that means i get to hang out in /cvg/ all week and be comfy

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The Syrians already have it and are banging at europes gate!!!!!!!

Of course they're gonna lie about the kids. The whole education system is a big fucking lie to make them dumb, along with their parents. Boomers are the epitome of dumbness and it shows.

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don’t believe the happeningfags, it’s going to suck, and lots will die, but this is not the end. We’ve survived worse

catbox.moe is down for some reason and I don't want to put it on the booru yet since I've only made one outfit for her. I'll finish her this weekend upload it to illusion booru

Friend of mine is being deployed in the national guard to Canada for martial law excercises.

better be overprepared and bombarded with information than be those guys from LA that are pissed about the SDCC being canceled because of the virus. lmao, retards