Anyone else having a hard time processing this pandemic? Schools in my state are closing...

the problem is imagine telling these fucking people to stay home. it'll never happen without serious measures

Wouldn't 2nd amendment boomers start rioting if that happens?

You can do neither of these things currently Mr dumbass nothing burger faggot.

Because those people want shit to hit the fan

IMO it reeks of “planned”. Something is fishy about how coordinated this seems

This. People from washington practically half live in oregon. We're like a mini tax haven. Not excited

If you didn't start prepping in February, you failed.

It's just boomers freaking out and ruining the world for everyone else like they have been doing for their entire life.

pol is breaking the champagne. a toast to all of us who will be toast soon. btw, fear the economic greatest depression moar.

Welcome to the happening faggot! It has only just begun. Wait till next week, that's when the shit starts

I completely thought this was all bullshit too, until they started closing shit down. Until the DJI started dropping like a lead weight.
>(((they))) didnt close anything down for ebola or zika

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Just keep an eye out the next few days, I've got a feeling things will start to become a bit spooky

Going home from uni for the next two weeks cause I was literally in a flat with someone who was diagnosed with coronavirus last night and there's hazmat people everywhere now

Just watching corona videos on jewtube, reading through comments is funny. Under every video about corona that is assumed to be made by wypipo, the comments scream >muh racism, and those videos are just parroting MSM.

At the same time, videos made by Chinese authors, where they talk about corona and ccp and the whole situation in most critical, and real way, not a single liberal npc. Not one comment screaming > racist.
Btw, I would love to see this thing being big ol' fake, but somehow I can't immagine Iran and S Korea doing this to themselves, as for Italians... They are owned by (((bankers)))

They shut down schools in my state today, effective monday. public officials asked to work from home, nonessential medical workers told to stay home. This sort of shit didnt happen with any other virus scare.

What state

Ebola and Zika didn't infect at least 1000 and so far kill 33 in the united states.

What state?

Fucking try me, I'm still going to work tomorrow come pandemic or high water.

Maryland. Baltimore stoped cruises except 2 that were scheduled to come back soon. We have 11 confirmed cases here, none in my county yet though. Legit worry is starting in my household.

>Preppers prepping for years.
>Elites clearly bugging out to bunkers in places like NZ
>All of those CEO's resigning
>We've been living in clown world, where anything is possible, for a while now

I must admit I feel a bit foolish. I've got a bit of supplies but still waiting on deliveries of ppe and some other stuff. I had all the info but only half acted on it. Oh well, guess it's happening now.

27 days to meltdown.
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e ||| USA # infected (1) = 1,327 = 3.12.2020 am
f ||| Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = Italian 300-10,000 11 days
g ||| # of Days from now = 27
h ||| Growth Factor = 5,980 = f^g
i ||| USA # infected (2) = 7,936,084 = e*h
j ||| ICU bed need rate (Italy) = 12.5% = Italian authorities
k ||| USA ICU beds Needed = 992,010 = i*j
l ||| ICU beds available = 100,000 = US authorities
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m ||| USA ICU bed shortfall = 892,010 = k-l

You mean mid January. February masks were sparse.

Stay safe, pastabro.

Also they banned groups larger than 250 people congregating at one spot

It’s bizarre

it is literally like living in the scariest movie ever made

the stores are emptying out by the hour

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The Virus in "CONTAGION" was soooooooo much better. Took the whore out almost immediately. Corona Chan is boring and just makes her victims drop dead or gasp for air.

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No gatherings more than 250 here as well I think they're encouraging people to stay home but besides that nothing is happening

She was such a whore

>twitter.com/GovLarryHogan

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Too much disinfo. Those in charge have lost control. Heads of common folks will roll, until everyone ignores coronavirus. Read 1984

>It wasn't even this batshit crazy during Y2K dude.
Because y2k wasn’t a virus you boomer retard

Such an odd number decided on to prevent the spread of it Though, why 250?

Chinese jacked up the numbers because they had another political dissident purge and blamed those deaths on a typical existing cold virus.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

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My little rural Oklahoma town this evening: some crazy eyed woman was trying to stuff every last package of toilet paper into her buggy. She was eyeing everyone around her like they were trying to steal her meth. It's fucking crazy and only going to get worse.

Nah. I've long expected a plague like this. Plus, I was a teenager during the 9/11 attacks; I've been through mass public fear before.

Friday the 13th is named after the kings of Europe started executing the bankers known as the Knights Templar. This could be their revenge

stop it. just stop already. there were also only 30 deaths in china at one point

It's really not much. It's a big deal financially sure, but until I start seeing people lying dead on the sidewalk or mass graves being dug on American soil then I dont think this is really all that crazy. People are panicking, it's fun to watch, but we're so very far from an apocalyptic/civilization altering event.

Wake me up when we have a bronze age collapse type scenario. Or ww3. So far I see China already beat it. We'll all beat it too within 6 months. Bleh. Then we'll all be back at our retarded jobs, back at our retarded lives.

Well, if you are in the US and suspect you have Covid19, you have to leave the country to get tested elsewhere, because the CDC and state departments of health will decline your testing.

fucking kys asshole. idiot

>it'll never happen without serious measures
Yes it sucks having rights and a constitution and shieet.

and because of cunts like you, who cant sit still on their ass we have such spread.

Ohio K-12 is on 3 week spring break starting Monday. The problem of course is that the virus as far as we know doesn't really do shit to kids.
I think it's time we rename the corona virus to 'term limits'.

This. My office in Oregon finally told people to work from home, despite Seattle being a shitshow for weeks now and being only three hours away from Portland. Based Ruralfags aren’t safe either. Anything connected to a major highway will be affected.

I'm fine. I know it's way worse than they tell us but I'm not scared at all. U need Jesus

This, I feel like I'm the only sane one left. What the hell is wrong with people?

No idea dude. Cant wait for corona to hit my county though

1 post by this id, he's not scared.

take your meds schizo

This. Get where you want to be for the next few weeks. Enforced quarantines on the way.

I live in the worse hit state. I work in a bar it’s really slow. But no, no ones running out. Stores still fully stocked and the clerks are still autistic-bothell Washington

Yeah and in the US nothing is even happening apart from a few old people died. Those fuckers were right that panic would be the worst part of an outbreak. We don't deserve to know the truth.

Schools are closing left and right. We have 2 confirmed cases in the state and unis are closing campus for the semester.

I keep getting messages from my banks, investment companies, and utility companies offering services and unwanted advice related to corona virus. This latest one is Chase shilling mobile banking like no one has ever heard of it.

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You’re still much better off than most. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Is tomorrow not Friday the 13th? dumb beaner

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It's impossible for a pandemic to be a threat. Either it kills too much, and it doesn't spread, or it kills too little and everyone gets better in a week.

The only real threat is the media.

Kids here aren’t old enough to remember y2k

I miss when the normies weren’t talking about it. their ignorance is pissing me off. imagine having the entirety of knowledge at your fingertips and not researching corona shit all day every day

Niggers never seem to care until they lose their welfare

Everyone is saying how weak and tired Trump looked last night. What if he has it? He is 70 afterall. What if this was the plan?

>Either it kills too much, and it doesn't spread
All it needs to do is spread slowly while also killing slowly.

>Anyone else having a hard time processing this pandemic?

you had 3 months to process and prepp kys and go back to red bit

It's Time.

Wong, it spread fast, kills slow. Then once everyone is infected, it mutates and kills fast. Pic definitely related

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I’m having a real hard time with it. It’s altered my behavior. I went to a grocery store this morning for NOT toilet paper and saw a lot of cars in the lot compared to normal and all the people inside hoarding toilet paper. I just left without buying anything. I don’t understand what I’m witnessing or how this is acceptable. And part of me just doesn’t care. It’s surreal and depressing

>Coronachan gets you off slowly, then once you blow your load she goes fast.
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