/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1975

I'm immune.

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IS IT TRUE THAT THE VIRUS CAN BE PASSED VIA FARTING?

is that just a meme? it cant be true right....

i had some fat guy SHART on a bus earlier. he literally had to get up and leave...im scared.

WHERE IS ALBERTO?

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Im gonna snare some birds, because I dont preep before

They've been lying to us

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Those who do choose travel will be required to stay home from work and school for 14 days upon their return to B.C., but that isolation will be "voluntary."

“We feel that this is the appropriate measure at this time given the situation that we've been seeing, given the importation of travel-related cases and the challenges that we have in monitoring them,” provincial health officer Dr. Bonnie Henry said Thursday. “This is voluntary, we can't police everybody ... we're not closing the borders.”

the same as usual, coom, goom, shitpoost, consoom.

Do you guys remember those idiots who posted nothingburger generals for a few days last week? Wonder where they are ahahahaha

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State of emergency to be declared in Nevada.

If I live in an apartment complex and my neighbors are infected the virus could be floating in the air on the common staircase, yes?

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wheres gary and argiebro tho

Hey look everybody, a list of the mods. They use the same handles all over the net so it’ll be easy to dox them.

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>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan
>Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Implies US Military Brought Coronavirus to Wuhan

>SHIT WILL GO DOWN
SHIT WILL GO DOWN
>SHIT WILL GO DOWN
SHIT WILL GO DOWN

thediplomat.com/2020/03/chinese-foreign-ministry-spokesperson-implies-us-military-brought-coronavirus-to-wuhan/

where were you when jewmerica condemned the world to an apocalypse?

NO BRAKES ON THE SUPER SONIC LIGHT SPEED TRAIN

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Asthmabros how are you holding up?

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Don't you want to have sex before you die?

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youtube.com/watch?v=UrtG7c5QcDY

bruh this guy has aged 10 years this week. he looks like death
still dropping truth bombs though

is it true americans can't make any tests because they didn't order some chemicals?

Netherlands is right on it thankfully
The whole news of today was about working from home, Schools not closing because it means people "panick" buying

As a train conductor not allowed to do our rounds or take tickets untill further notice, Friend bus drivers have to go home if they coof alot, Alot of them were home today.

Cash is also on the verge of being unable to use in the supermarkets, alot of them are going to "card only"

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Quebec seems to be doing a decent job at being proactive: 13 positives out of 800+ tests done. Are we lucky, or just not detecting cases?

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RIP dane-user

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П O Ш E Л H A Х У Й
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yeah, it can stay in the air for 30 mins and 24hrs on surfaces (cardboard ot be specific iirc but idk for sure).

also OP always has the best corona images

Argibro is the best baker, I'm just filling in while he sleeps.

yikes

What's the problem anonymous?

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>meme flag
Fuck off Chang the world will nuke China after all of this

You're fucked

Told a female friend we should go out with a bang.

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PERU SUSPENDS ALL FLIGHTS FROM EUROPE AND ASIA
PERU SUSPENDS ALL FLIGHTS FROM EUROPE AND ASIA

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I don't live alone. Will I catch it if i only go out of my room to shower, take a shit and empty my piss bottles (always cleaning the shower and the toilet seat with bleach beforehand) and to the kitchen to cook some food with gloves and mask on (washing hands before, during and after)?

USA bros, when do we hit the streets demanding tests?

Post your face when Coronachan wipes millions of prison niggers off the face of the Earth
>YOSHAAAAAAA

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Fuckin kek

Seriously though, stop buying all of the toilet paper.

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WHEN DO RIOTS START? The West can't contain it like China did.

Anons,what are the risk since no countries are burning the corpses like china did? DAmiit

ANSWER ME ANONS!!

yeah just hold your breath in the staircase like just don't breathe

Are you ready for cybergoths to inherit the world, anons?

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This whole thing has really made me hate my fellow man. So many idiots who take pride in living in denial.

staying at home but I have to go out to walk my dog so I'll probably catch it and die anyway

yes aerosolised from shit particles

oy, that's racist.

>Daily per capita update for March 12, 2020
Italy is in the lead with a whopping 0.025% of the population infected. Norway has bumped off Japan for the top 10 total infected. Wuhan virus is still way weaker than a seasonal flu.

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Anybody have any good pandemic related movies? I'm about to watch Contagion. Is it any good?

>13 positives out of 800
>Are we lucky?
no, user, no

how much ammo is enough? I got my gun and 30 shots of 00 buckshot. is 100 enough?

Urban areas have drive up testing. Roll down your window and get swabbed.

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>the world will nuke itself after all this*
FTFY

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eww

Start building your harems. Make tindr profiles with all yoir toilet paper and sanitizer.

WHERE'S GOD NOW?

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I guess suicidal bros are happy

Big day tomorrow

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these threads are so boring after midnight, no news at all

Someone I know said her coworker, a single female, bought 102 rolls. I'm like what does this girl eat?!

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Man I'd love to make a runny into that cunny

*bang*
*bang*
SWAB TEAM, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH

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I know you guys don't care much about tiny little Portugal with relatively few cases but...

It's 00:20 now, here.
In the outskirts of our second biggest city, 23 children have been stuck in kindergarten since 16:30.
8 hours, basically.

Why?
One of them seems to have corona.
A few "teachers" stood there and tried to isolate the children according to symptoms.
The teacher with the sick child is getting more sick than the child now (can you imagine the viral load?)

But the main thing is, there is no availability for ambulences to go to the children and there is no availability of "children friendly spaces" in the nearby hospitals.

And this is a region with only 40 cases.

God, I hope our Socialists hang.
There has to come something good from this mess.

Also: Journalists are barely touching on the subject, except our based channel Correio da Manhã, from the Cofina Group.

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>Washing hands will save you from an airborne virus

How do normies never question this shit

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How did you get this? Are you in that server?

I've got all the symptoms and was just asked to self-quarantine. Yet they're not offering to test me.

What the fuck is going on?

Voluntary required quarantine.

They still occasionally pop up.

playing dishonored

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It's over anons... youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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DEMAND FOR THE ORANGE TO STEP DOWN
NOW

Why? It doesn't matter. Did testing help Italy? We are already doing everything we can do to flatten out the infection peak so that our hospitals aren't overwhelmed. There is no containing this.

Nobody is going to a riot during a plague outbreak moron.

Its good

You're as good as dead.

no, you need more

LIES! THE MSM SAYS THERE ARE NO TEST! SHILL!

Contagion is pretty decent. I watched it again recently myself, and was cracking up at how similar it was to the Wuhan panic in the start of the movie, and the social media guy is basically Twitter.

>a quadrillion billion died of the flu last year!
Stop comparing estimates to confirmed cases, REEEEEEEEEEEE

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coof coof

>stay off internet for a couple of months
>get on and learn the world is ending
>panic and go to store
>all canned goods and bottled water are gone
Holy fuck, I regret "unplugging" to clear my mind. Looks like I'm starving to death.

I am a Corona nerd and can instantly recognize the snippets but otherwise it might be a bit too fast for the average brain to register what is shown on the screen.

Any inside info from any NC anons working in schools or hospitals?

>used to call this a nothing burger a few weeks back
>now my entire rest of my uni semester is cancelled
What the fuck have the chinks brought upon this world

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They’re still here and they’re still being faggots. Probably posting shit like “black people immune we inherit the earth” and “still no white deaths nothing burger”. Anyone who says nothingburger like Hillary Clinton is the biggest faggot on the planet

Stop with that shit meme, that virus isn't worse than SARS.

>The government is actually doing a good job for once
In the most critical moment, we are actually doing our best.

Cleveland Clinic says test results in 8 hours

fuck its actually happening

I WANT SOME CORONA CHAN PUSSY!!!!!!!

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If you still have money you don't have enough ammo.

One of the mods is a mole LOL. Or two!

yesterday at midnight Trump literally announced the suspension of all travel between Europe and the USA

I love how all the chinkbots here desperately trying to say China didn't start all this shit.

You disgusting bat eating, public shitting, baby harvesting, pee egg eating insects need to be wiped from the planet and I'm happy the end of the Chinks will be their own incompetence once Corona-chan ends them.

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Never! We will endure this

Which uni?

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Duck my wife, play board games with my daughter, fix up th e house, eat canned chicken. If we're not all dying

Based Pollack

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Schools in Seattle closed for 6 weeks today.

... why?

Welcome back

>surpassed SARS numbers in a week
kek

NPC bug, hopefully they'll patch the unlimited TP hoarding bug soon

Yes. Embrace it; resistance is futile.

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Ask him for an invite link and post it somewhere publicly

We don’t even need this general anymore. All of Yas Forums is /cvg/

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LOL Creepy Joe Biden might actually beat Trump in November. There’s no way in hell he gets re-elected if there’s a recession/epidemic.

IT'S
FUCKING
OVER.

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зaткниcь мpacь гepмaнcкaя

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>birds
Pigeons are actually infected with coronavirus, my peruvian friend

Fuck off faggot. Your party of losers can't even run a fucking caucus. And that nigger Hussein and Biden royally fucked up the 2009 H1N! response...12,000 Americans died in that one.

>2020 starts
>immediate era of Chaos begins
What does it mean bros?

It's not airborne retard. It's spread through droplets, which have a range of two meters maximum. True airborne diseases will basically infect anyone in a building if even one person has it, and travel through the wind for a long distance.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk
Wuhan footage

judgment

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The virus has been found in the feces of patients, so high chance if someone just farts a smelly one.

cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/water.html

Eating all the pudding I have in my stash.

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wishful thinking.

Dear Argie bros:

I'm gathering contacts so in case shit REALLY hits the fan, I have a group of men who can join me in making a party that will protect itself and work towards the survival of its members through whatever means necessary (in Minecraft, ofc.)

If you are interested contact me at BigGuy#8720 on Discord

based

Thoughts on this potential UK lockdown?

I also heard that around mini-afric.. I mean, amadora things are getting messy but the tv simply doesn't report it.

is Yas Forums flipping their shit

You realize that this is God's plan, right? If he did it with Noah, what makes you think it wouldn't do it with a virus? This itself isn't different from others in the past, we will survive it but right now, we must accept God's wrath

a plague on all your houses

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Cooming in Corona-chan

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POOJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Soon all of humanity will be /cvg/

volunteering to deliver groceries everywhere
don't want my gains to waste away so i need some fucking exercise and motivation

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neither biden nor trump will be alive by then

Fuck boys. I'm feeling sick.

Truish?

> WHERE'S GOD NOW?
> GOD
There, I found it

I've been in lockdown for 20 years now

Literally no difference over here

nice LARP

I’m feeling sick but no coof or fever yet. Hope she didn’t sneak up on me.

>chink bioweapon of mass destruction tanks the economy
TRRRRUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!

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The police training camp here has turned into a hospital. Shit has just got real.

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So what about hot weather killing the virus?

You dog is shitting and pissing virus everywhere and is a menace to public health. City cucks owning dogs was a mistake.

youtu.be/ZMsYVgZlQMs

corona has put me in the mood of reading a post apocalyptic book but I've already read most of the major works, I think.

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Women bleed, randomly discharge mucus self cleaning from their vag, and have to wipe after pissing. Women need toilet paper not men.

WUHAN VIRUS, CHINA VIRUS

fuck chinks, eat bats in hell fuck shits, nukes now

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Our secret weapon

instagram.com/p/B9ogw_PBB9P/

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how could they not

Yesterday italybros were gaming alot, I wonder how full multiplayer games are right now, And how full fartnite will be with the zoomers out of school for the incoming weeks/month.

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Fuck you lying China

coom, post, coom, workout, coom, sleep

>going to every side of the city to be exposed to quarantined people
RIP

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Take a look at the Yas Forums catalog, it's like the bitcoin crash all over again.

KEK

It's 86 in Philippines and they have cases daily, the hotness won't do anything

Wait 3 months

You just know the CEO of HEINZ is a prepper

She's smart. That toilet paper is gonna be like gold leaf when the collapse hits.

If you put yourself in a 300F oven it'll kill the virus. Don't tell other anons though.

Omega Man is pretty based. Dindu gets bleached so hard by Heston, this happens to her

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How locked down are you all? Not leaving the house? Limiting visitors in general?

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Every anime poster is a chink paid poster.

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Nukes flying before Monday

This is all I got, am I going to make it frens?

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2020 is the "official" year that KEK ascended to become a god of chaos

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Can you hit me with a rec or two?

wtf is wrong with these people. the chinese are one of the most racist on earth. they want something to kevetch about what about their sterlization camps and "re-education" workshops

He means midnight in Tel Aviv.

Wishful thinking nigger. The entire world knows this is China's virus. Thank God we have President Trump in charge and not the fags that can't even run a caucus and are confused about what bathroom to use.

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Twitter is fucking cancer. It was them lot the reason no one was ready for it.

Sorry bro, this is your punishment.

Any recommendations for goggles? I already purchased a 3m mask with filters.

did you know coronachan was created by Epic Games so kids could have more time to play Fortnite?

>Things getting messy in Amadora

Not that I know of, user. And I have many friends there.
Basically, I even had a "privilleged source" that when the two schools closed some quarentined kids went out doing regular kid stuff.

But the real problem in Amadora is containment of the quarentined people.
For istance, a family with one kid quarentined kept working and had all other children sent to school.

I was told that one cook at one school kept on working (with food, in a school) while having a son quarentined AND diagonosed with corona.

That is really fucking stupid.
But in Lisbon area, the most fucked up think were the two old guys interned in Santa Maria with pneumonia for weeks which have now discovered to have had corona even before our first case was diagnosed.

40 people in that hospital (medics and nurses) are now quarentined.
And this is a "first line" Hospital against Corona.

I hope our socialists hang.

Make the parents come pick up their diseased brats. If the kids are symptomatic the parents are already fucked.

tomá precauciones con los motochorros y los rolingas, chavón

As long as Bernie loses, I'm ok with anyone

Sure thing kikenberg

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>implying

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Preach it my brother!

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