HAPPENING - POLICE SUSPEND ENFORCEMENT

Order breaking down already. Are you prepared for the anarchy to come Yas Forums?

Local news just reported that due to Coronachan police AND fire departments across the coverage area are now restricting what calls they will respond to and will refuse most calls out of hand. Is this the Happening we wished for Yas Forums? Is it our time?

Here is a short list of police departments across the nation already rolling back law enforcement in their areas.

>nytimes.com/2020/03/12/us/coronavirus-police-jails-courthouses.html

>lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/2020/03/12/lansing-police-not-sending-officers-property-crimes-due-coronavirus/5034996002/

>baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-md-ci-police-coronavirus-20200312-2x6gppszurhthmxlarksqzrll4-story.html

>motherjones.com/crime-justice/2020/03/coronavirus-jails-bail-reform-arrests/

>jconline.com/story/news/2020/03/12/coronavirus-lafayette-police-changing-how-patrols/5030467002/

and many many more

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It's crime time. Remember the basics of CQC. And go for the kneecaps if you can.

>lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/2020/03/12/lansing-police-not-sending-officers-property-crimes-due-coronavirus/5034996002/
that's just fucking great

so you're saying try to shoot one of the smallest bones in the leg rather than center mass because....CQC?

Do you have life insurance?

>go for the kneecaps
You're already dead.

Why would they annoumce this?
HAY NIGGERS TIME TO START LOOTING LOL

Yeah it’s crazy, see this pic for more info.

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Try it. Plenty of practice to be had.

ITS HAMMER TIME BABY!!!!!!!

This fucking panic is so god damned ridiculous. Friendly reminder that 22 million Americans were infected with Swine Flu during the 2009 outbreak, and something like 5,000 died in the States alone. And yet there wasn't panic anywhere near these levels. This is just the fucking media whipping everybody into a frenzy so they can cause chaos and blame President Trump for more shit. It's all so tiresome.

Wrong. Always shoot at the belt buckle in Minecraft. Even if they have armor it won't cover there. A spine or hip hit from a rifle is insta incapacitation.

Have fun burger bros
big igloo starting in 5...4...3...2...

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In the epicenter of the US outbreak in kirkland, there were only 36 new cases today. Guys I gotta be honest I think all the social distancing and event cancellations have really taken the air out of the virus. This is still a happening yes, but more of an economic one than a pandemic one. I'm beginning to believe this will all be under control by like mid April like they're saying...

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Lol we fugged i live 20 mins fr Detroit

>I-i-it's still a n-nothingburger!

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Cope

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It is you retard. Nobody but gooks and Boomers is dying from this shit, and even then it's only a few thousand deaths outside of China. Most of the countries that are actually making an effort at quarantine are decreasing the rates of infection and resolving cases. Tens of thousands died globally from Swine Flu and nobody was freaking out about this that much. You retards probably don't even remember because you were still children.

This is all being blown out of proportion for someone's benefit.

Anarchy in the USA

I actually can't believe they would do this
No police if someone breaks into your house, yet they won't let everyone have guns for self defense stupid useless pigs

>22 mil infected
>5k died
now compare this to the corona death rate idiot. Its 6% at the very least!
Did I mention that its also more infectious?

heh, I wish. Same shit as always though

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Take your meds you retarded denial schizo

who needs an ar-14 military style assault weapon with hundreds of rounds of clips? nobody!

>let
You know you fucked up, right?

>let
You don't ask permission, you beg forgiveness

Lmao are you the dumb faggot who was comparing this to H1N1 and putting out false information? Do you know how long the swine epidemic lasted for?

Firefighter/EMT here. I am located in WA. The Fire Department stuff is BS, and is not going to happen. We are essential infrastructure, and would still be somewhat functional in any sort of disaster. We don't get to just go run and hide when shit hits the fan, we still have to come to work.

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Go hunting

None of that cope is gonna make the police come when you dial 911 faggot

>Its 6% at the very least!
No it isn't you fucking moron. First of all, the high estimates as of now are something like 3.4%. Secondly, even that number is bullshit because that is come to by the number of confirmed, documented cases. Just like the Swine Flu, the vast, vast majority of people who contract COVID-19 will have mild or even no symptoms, and will not seek any testing or medical care beyond the normal home remedies of chicken soup and bed rest.

This is fucking nothing.
Okay retard, you're going to feel really stupid in a couple months when this dies down with only a whopping few thousand deaths. Your whole family and the world is going to laugh at you for all your schizo shitposting online about how this is the end of the world. I hope your employer (if you have one), friends, etc. all notice it and you get fired for being such an absolute fearmongering idiot. COVID is not very lethal, but you definitely deserve to die from it

My parents are practicing with my dads gun collection not a LARP. FUCK! It's actually happening.

In melee just go for the head. Center mass with a gun. Criminals usually flee when the victim fights back so even trying is often good enough.

Yeah, about a decade if you look at all the outbreaks going back to the 1990s. And it still only killed a few thousand people. This is nothing, you are a fucking schizophrenic retard. Take your meds, shut the fuck up, and stop fearmongering.

start shooting out cameras

lol you didn't even read the Baltimore Sun article. It says almost the opposite. Hell, the governor activated the National Guard today. What a gay thread.

It's happening.Im not even joking

>Tens of thousands died globally from Swine Flu and nobody was freaking out about this that much
That should tell you that the government hasn't given you the real information. Look at what people do, not what they say.

>Yeah, about a decade if you look at all the outbreaks going back to the 1990s
And you're aware WuFlu has been going on for a little over three months, right?

>And it still only killed a few thousand people.
this is already at those levels, and it only started spreading

>2 to the chest (hard to miss, create sucking chest wound)
>1 to the pelvis (bonus points if a hit, drop like a sack of shit)

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>put your hands up, you're under arrest
>*cough* *cough* I have the coronavirus
Now what, officer?

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>COVID is not very lethal, but you definitely deserve to die from it
The 1918 Spanish Flu had a case mortality rate of around 2.5-3%, and this has a case mortality rate from .7-2.5% iirc. This isn't the end of the world, but at a bare MINIMUM, it is the going to be worse than a VERY bad flu season, and at MOST could be as bad or worse than the Spanish Flu of 1918. Experts estimate 60-70% of adults globally will be infected, and estimated tens of millions of hospitalizations. This isn't a nothing burger. Go get informed, learn about viruses, and how they calculate severity and rate of spread. Based on mathematical models, this is going to be bad. Many Americans have comorbidities that increase mortality such as cardiovascular issues and diabetes.

So, Banditry incoming?

Gee, it's almost like for all the years we talked about how major cities would be the first to fall apart in a mass pandemic that we were right all along. Fancy that.

tf you think you are? Big Boss? Lmfao silly Finn

>lmao you fucking schizos! I have a cat at home, this tiger won't do shit to me
This is what you sound like

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BUT WHAT ABOUT TOM HANKS?!??!

Lmfaoooo 10 trillion deaths inbound

So go in and take a look.

this thing isn't wiping out enough diversity..getting pissed off

Memes, user. Anyone who's serious about defense doesn't need Yas Forums for advice.

Remember that they would rather see the economy crumble, for massive worldwide industries to stop, for you and your friends and family to lose your job and get looted, than to see the Orange Man in office for another four years.
And this time, they found a perfect method which the majority of Yas Forums has played right into. They really don't want another 2016 and so they're pulling out all the stops, even if it means the suffering of billions worldwide.

Why doesn't the 3.5% count? When the 5000 deaths for swine flu. Another official number, count?

Fuck him. I hope he chokes on his wife's lung juice.
youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s

Good news for 2A sanctuaries with militias in the works. The feds and state govs are going to be stretched thin dealing with the virus. Now is the time to activate the militias. They won't be able to stop you.

Be the change you want in the world
We can't expect God to do all the work

You coronafaggots are making this board unusable

t.. thanks CIA

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Hahahaha

How can I convince my roommate not to go to work? I think I'm getting sick. Maybe it's just the cold, but maybe not.

I wish
Snorting coke and killing commies all day
Jk fuck glowniggers

Conspiracy for ya Yas Forums. So the quarantine in New Rochell,NY...

Just so happens to be in the Jewish "power" center of the United States. There is no other higher concentration of Jewish power and influence in the US. Theyre afraid, they know we're walking up and pissed, they know what's coming. I mean come on we're supposed to worried about all of us getting "Corona'd" and here the establishment is worried about one ol little square mile!?!? This doesn't serve any larger objective other then to protect themselves... Think about it!?!?

TIL: It's afraid...

Lock and load baby ,south side reporting in for duty