NOTHINGBURGER faggots BTFO

>1%
The death rate worldwide so far is 6%.
How do you nothingburger faggots even think properly being as retarded as you are?
If 30% of the population gets infected, the healthcare system will be overwhelmed. People will be dying of simple things because they cannot treat everyone due to the shear amount of people in hospitals. What do you not understand about this?

The death rate of the virus is not what makes it a happening. The amount of infected does. And everywhere I read health professionals and government officials are saying they expect infection rates of 30% to 70%. You guys are on here cope-posting, there is no way in fuck even anyone with at least a 90 IQ could not realize that this is absolutely going to be out of control.

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You fucktards will be repeating this from your death bed as your lungs bleed out.

Fucking morons you are no better than Q posters and flat earthers.

For the 100th time, mild cases are not and will not be reported. Probably hundreds of thousands or Italians are infected.

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I’m watching tv but don’t think I ain’t prepared bro, I have some cans of beans and a water bottle somewhere in the pantry.

>The death rate worldwide
This number is only relevant to third world shitholes like Iran and Canada

> You don't even have a weeks worth of food.
I'm gonna go to the store today and get a week's worth. Because I'm not a Canadian faggot.
Then next week I'll go again. Ooooooooh!
I'm gonna die of Coronachan!
Fuck off.

>update
Death rate now at 7% as of today. Keep coping.

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>typical cope mutt posting

I still haven't figured out whether boomers like you are saying this because you're scared and in denial or just plain retarded, but it's cute. Hope your death isn't a painful one user.

>less than 5k people die over 4 months
>OMG ITS THE APOCALYPSE
You faggots sound like hysterical women

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hardly anybody dies from wuhan virus
it’s a huge snoozefest. boring

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>another retarded mutt
I'm not saying you're going to die of coronavirus. I'm saying your fucking healthcare system is going to collapse along with your economy. That is the happening. Keep coping.

>China Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian admitted that the U.S. military could bring the coronavirus infection COVID-19 into the Chinese city of Wuhan
>2019 Military World Games was held from October 18–27, 2019 in the capital of Hubei Province in Wuhan, China
>US had 172 contestants and their place of residence during their stay in Wuhan was also close to the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market

i cant believe that US did it

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>You must be a coping Boomer if you aren't overreacting

Just like with Ebola, you retards will pretend you didn't think the apocalypse was coming.

I was here for these posts in January. I feel like a veteran corona oldfag

I don’t understand what the water thing is all about, do they turn off water services when “the happening” starts happening? I don’t get it

>another retarded mutt

But I’m not wrong, nothing is happening except faggots overreacting

"Italians"

Facts: Italy transferred chinks from Wuhan to the Italian virus hotspot. Considering this information, it's clear that the virus mostly kills chinks. This explain the unusually high number of deaths in Italy.

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And they still are lying thru their teeth. I refuse to believe that the virus stopped spreading and is stagnant like that Gary-fag was joking about in the Corona chan threads.

I already ate all my rations becauae I am 100% positiv nothing ia going to happen. We all get a 3-4week vacation and then go back to work.

If anything they're doubling down on their nothingburger bullshit

i knew it was going to happen. Thousands are gonna die. But its not a big deal.

In that time, more people have died of the flu, and 100x more from malaria.

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No, it’s because he’s right. Take your fucking meds already you schizo retard.

still a nothingburger if you arent 80+ years old

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So less infection rate than the common flu.

>chinks work instead of italians
but why did you blame them? US did the same with spic, chinks

This. Old people die, get over it retards.

I was here for “just wait two weeks” posts in January. I’m a veteran nothingburger

No you live in a nation full of dumb Niggers.
The government already says up to 5 to 10 thousand people are already infected and will reach China levels in two months.
There's no stopping it and no cure, if you get infected and sent to an NHS hospital you're as good as dead.
Good luck I have already stockpiled food because I'm not a spastic.

I have yet to come in contact with a single sick person, nor even see a video of them. Still seems like nothing to me.

>nothing is happening
>Trump just cancelled all flights to and from the EU
>stock market crashing
>tanks on the streets in Italy, 60 million people quarantined
>it's just the flu bro

how did 58 NBA Players get a test but only 77 regular citizens, yesterday?

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>noooo not my hecking coronino
>not the poor virusino
>it can’t have peaked already
>the damn chinkerinos must be lying
>j-j-just wait two weeks and corona-chan will have a resurgence

And you’ve quadrupled down on you happening bullshit.

No, the infection rate is skyrocketing. It is nothing like the flu. More boomer coping.

Muh sniffles
Get a life you fucki g loser

It can sometimes take over a week to show symptoms, but still be contagious.
The 'community's bread' phase hasn't had time to fester yet.

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You are right. Yas Forums was right for once. I can't believe that people are STILL spewing that "it's just a flu, only old people die". Even it that was true, and even if old people didn't matter, the happening is not only the disease, but the whole social and economic fallout. Politicians were still trying to play tough yesterday. Today they're all caving, had been caving every few hours by introducing new measures and will continue to introduce measures until we're on lock-down.

Just to make it clear, even though they're neck deep in the shit, Italy hasn't closed food supply (supermarkets, ports, etc)

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>i have yet to see sand niggers shooting at each other
>therefore the Syrian war is not happening
Fucking retard

>skyrocketing
>major cities in the US can't even pass 400 cases
Now whos coping? Most WALMARTS have more flu infected people than entire US cities have corona infected people.

Even if 100% of the world gets this disease it's still a nothingburger. People die in their 70's and 80's, it's just the way the world works

'GILF' Porn has been suspended until further notice.

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Yeah fuck Evan low iq

Coronachan is fake and gay
Nothing is happening
Nothing ever happens
It will never HABBEBIN

Uh theres an aircraft shaking my apt building not kidding

The reaction to coronavirus will go down in the history books. The damage it inflicts on the economy will be massive. Millions of lives will be destroyed by the collapse of the economy.

But the actual direct effect of the virus will be far less than even something like the Hong Kong flu (which killed 1-3 million world wide and 30,000 in the UK, but no one remembers because people weren't faggots then).

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The problem is not so much the disease itself, but the events that it is provoking. Things are escalating. Governments seem to be shitting their pants. The economy is in flames and even if we pull out of this the effect on it will most likely be long lasting. Not a nothinburger, sadly.

Yeah that's what I keep saying. Fucking retarded Amerimutts are out in droves on here trying to cope with the fact that their fatass doesn't have enough energy to go get supplies.
It's not the death rate that is the problem. It is the infection rate, which continues to grow exponentially. Italian doctors are completely overwhelmed at the hospitals, and are having to choose who lives and dies because they cannot possibly treat everyone. Also there are fucking tanks on the streets now, and prisoners are starting to break out.

Just think of what the states will be like. Thousands of nigger murderers and rapists breaking out of prisons. Mutts can't cope with this.

"People, the tests to the average American, *hmmm* I mean 'threat', remains very, very, low."

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>moving the goalposts

I live in a college town in a state with a whole TWO cases. They shut down the school for the rest of the semester. I'd be absolutely furious if I paid $10k a semester and they shut down a school over a cold. Not to mention it's probably going to fuck up the local economy because everyone is leaving the city/staying home.

Did you miss the part where 80% of those infected won't even need medical care???

This is a myth, it killed a child and that dr was healthy and 29

>Thousands of nigger murderers and rapists breaking out of prisons. Mutts can't cope with this.
Yea okay. But remember, we're armed.
I have a 9mm and a 12 gauge and plenty of ammo. And I'm a big pussy American for only having that.

>People die in their 70's and 80's,
And only 8-15% of those people will die, the other 85%+ will survive.

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shut up, nerd

>hoax
>still flying

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People were told to stay at home, but all went to the beach instead. Colleges closed and students all got together on the local bar. It is a nothing burger, just make sure to call your grandparents

>heheh i'm so tough, i can take on a pack of 10 armed niggers
retard.

full circle

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No you don't understand, the kike owned media is hyping this nothingburger to make the kike owned puppet Trump look bad by forcing european countries to destroy their economies
Europe is also committing economic sudoku just to spite Trump

And another 1000 young people got the virus and recovered just fine.

Im sad this will ultimately change nothing. Stocks will recover, policies regarding healthcare will not change, Drumpf will be elected for another 4 years. I wanted the fire to rise, but its going to only be a short term happening.

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>in a state with a whole TWO cases
That's just the shit they tested, and if you had few cases they probably weren't testing.
San Diego has 1.4 million people yet we've only tested 115 of them and that basically just started last week. We now have 5 confirmed cases. There's likely thousands here. Many businesses are now remote-working, like mine.

'Average Americans' do not need masks or tests.

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this

What statistics are those? I think that we can safely say that China's data is garbage. Even if you show Italy's, the situation is ongoing. Lot's of "ongoing" cases, and increasing exponentially each day

tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands total in the US as of today.

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Do you even know how many italians choke on a calzonne every year and die? Pathetic.

Holy fucking shit boomer, how many times do I have to spell it out for you fucking retards? Are you reading the news out of Italy. THE HOSPITALS CAN'T COPE. People are dying because they cannot get treated due to the amount of people in hospitals. Do you know how to fucking think? All experts are now saying at least 30% infection rates. Our healthcare systems and economies ABSOLUTELY cannot cope with this. There will be martial law.

They will eventually need it. Each infection has your own immune system nuke hour lung tissue along with the virus it gets worse and worse each time you catch coronacold. Permanent scarring until you have SARS
This really is the fucking end dude

I remember saying Kobe's death was orchestrated by the Chinese to cover up corona chan. Feels good to be right again.

Thank you, Vice President. We need your reality check.
*salutes*

I'm going to make an easy five to ten thousand dollars off of this, kek

>That's just the shit they tested,
Ok. So the actual total might be a few hundred then. Out of those, a few dozen might have moderate to severe symptoms, and a handful (mostly Boomers, diabetics and the obese) will die. Big fucking deal. I'm sure more people in that state will die from the cold than corona

Why did you post a pic of yourself with your post?

Why is our retarded government still out there doing press conferences and shaking hands? Even the VP is out there when he should be in a bunker during a pandemic in case Trump gets sick and we need him to run the country. No one that talks to them is even required to wear a mask.

Keep flooding the board and showing its true shill colors, 200 other threads are not enough
Ppl are starting to notice this coronahoax shit
Glowies

I work in retail, I probably already have the virus. my goal is to survive it, not avoid it.

Stop!! Donny Trumpstein!!
tfw (YOU)'sd

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"The big one" is never going to happen, short of Yellowstone erupting.

20k people have died in US alone since December from regular flu. 4k have died from Corona since then WORLDWIDE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

still a nothingburger.. the vast majority of people who get this recover at home.

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It's almost as if they know this shit is nothing, but since it's an election year they have to put on an act for the American people.

Italy has over 1000 deaths, no other country is on the same trajectory. Also summer will kill the virus in the north emisphere

Fucking retard, they aren't going to make you lose out on a semester. Everything will just be online and they will probably cancel exams then weigh everything else more towards your final mark. That is what they are doing here.

>Big fucking deal
Remember how fast Italy went. They had like a dozen cases and then a week later they had a thousand and shit was on fire.

6 million have died from the flu, don't minimalize it, goy.

China still claims only 80k?

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That death rate number is inaccurate (I hope). The total cases are more so this number is smaller

TRUMP JUST SHUT DOWN ALL FLIGHTS TO AND FROM EU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
60 MILLION PEOPLE IN QUARANTINE IN ONE FUCKING COUNTRY YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT
THE INFECTION RATE CONTINUES TO CLIMB, HEALTHCARE SYSTEMS CAN'T COPE, ITALIAN DOCTORS CHOOSING WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES

YOU
STUPID
FUCKING
FAGGOT

>but since it's an election year they have to put on an act for the boomers.

pls don't let 'muh warm weather' be a meme

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Here since December, shit has been fun

youtu.be/NLGX2L9JLa8

Tell me this is a boogeyman. And this guy is like 60. #CoronaHoax

yes, they recovered just fine with pulmonary fibrosis

>literally a happening happening
>nothingburger
3 Chang cents have been deposited

Italy has the fifth oldest population in the world by median age, of course it's going to hit them harder than usual

Imagine paying $10k a semester to watch some youtube videos. Zoomers are retarded, all that shit's already online anyway for free to train outsourced workers. College was a scam 25 years ago, today it's a SCAM.

>goalpost status: MOVED

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Why did the stock market not collapse for the normal flu fucks then?

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BOOMERCOPE THREAD ^^^

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Yes, the entire world is shutting down over American politics. Billion dollar industries are shutting down for the first time since WWII because they want Drumpf gone so bad.

sZOMG NO STUFFINESS?! NO ACHES?! YOU DONT SAY NOW DO YOU MR OLD GUY WHO CANT FIGURE OUT WHY HIS WIFE DOESNT HAVE IT AND HE HAD A DRY COUGH FOR A FEW HOURS!?

I'm gunna need sauce

Reminder that South Korea has done many more tests than any other country and have confirmed the death rate is around a half a percent. The panicking retards are the biggest problem here.

>literally a happening happening
If an actual happening was happening, we would see the political elite and their families retreating to bunkers, not out there shaking people's hands and putting themselves at risk. I can't wait to see you people mocked and ridicules come summer, when the virus is all but over.

Lmao the #s r higher than u can fathom faggot. Its way worse than the flu u fkn dumb*ss i hope u get it n die

wew time to reuse old material.

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Because the msm and their dingle berry Tim pool werent screeching about regular you flu. Cant tell if stupid or....?

ok retarded boomer without a high school diploma. college isn't a scam if you are in engineering like me. cope.

Because the number of death from corona is going to be 10-20 times that of the flu if the same number of people gets it

Same, been pretty surreal watching how bad its gotten.

The death rate is 3%

keked and saved

Literally the opposite. Retards are hoarding toilet paper and autists are prepping while normies are going about their lives.

Ok , Goldstein

wrong. try again. next time post evidence.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers

Cope harder.