/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1971

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FRESH OC

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My fellow mutts, I hope you fucking know this is the largest happening in the United States since 9/11. I hope you fucking realize that the past 20 years have been exclusively defined by 9/11, and we are now entering an era no longer defined by it. We are now entering uncharted territory in American history. US History classes in the future will literally use covid as a turning point in US history away from the terrorism focused post-9/11 America. We now enter our next chapter, perhaps our last. You are living through history, user. Enjoy it. We are living between the brackets of future historians.

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>tfw work at a pharmacy
>the one public store that won't close
>owned by Loblaw's, the most soulless kike corp in Canada
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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new case in Minnesota discovered 5 miles from my house in a nursing home. Stacy MN
>new case in Minnesota discovered 5 miles from my house in a nursing home. Stacy MNnew case in Minnesota discovered 5 miles from my house in a nursing home. Stacy MN
>new case in Minnesota discovered 5 miles from my house in a nursing home. Stacy MN

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The leprous corpse, touch'd by this spirit tender,
Exhales itself in flowers of gentle breath;
Like incarnations of the stars, when splendour
Is chang'd to fragrance, they illumine death
And mock the merry worm that wakes beneath;
Nought we know, dies. Shall that alone which knows
Be as a sword consum'd before the sheath
By sightless lightning?—the intense atom glows
A moment, then is quench'd in a most cold repose.

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cannot type

BUT ITS FUCKING HERE BOYS

>Bulgaria about to block travel to and from country
>state of national emergency
>all resources mobilized to containment
We're surviving this motherfuckers

I was a doomer for a while. I have months worth of supplies etc. I'm less scared now than I was a month ago. Don't know why. It almost feels lke the more the media hypes this the less significant it is. They all seem to want to blame trump and they wouldn't be using this politically if this were an actual big deal. Basically, I'm prepped and ready, but I don't believe much will happen in the US, just a bunch of fags larping as experts to push their political ideologies and virtue signaling

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Any austrianons heard of the supposed lockdown starting monday?
Also Rudolfsstiftung is absolutely fucked multiple healthcare professionals there tested postive today, maybe you'll hear about it tomorrow (today).

Glorious or wasted. Let's hope kek speaks through whomever makes that post

Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
>Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
>Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
>Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel
>Germany will be depopulated thanks to Merkel

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can we give this guy an F

Can someone post the redpilles on how it was created?

130K TESTED
The real number is much higher. I believe at least one million already have it.

What makes you say that user?
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW PLS RESPOND

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>WA 3 CASES 0 DEATHS
THEY'RE FUCKING LYING
>WA 3 CASES 0 DEATHS
THEY'RE FUCKING LYING
>WA 3 CASES 0 DEATHS
THEY'RE FUCKING LYING
>WA 3 CASES 0 DEATHS
THEY'RE FUCKING LYING

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SOMEONE POST GIRL ON THE BIKE IN SUNDRESS WITH HER ASS STICKING OUT MY DICK EDGING FOR AN HOUR IM BOUT TO EXPPPLLLOCOOOOOMMMMMM

wasted!

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why are certain threads on here trying to say that theres a 21 to 35+ DAY (literally over a month) incubation period?

that isnt true.

thats just trying to incite fear...make people who are fully healthy paranoid.

why do you go online and just lie?

>all resources mobilized to containment
Beautiful. Keep going, lad.

Just want to thank Yas Forums for getting me nervous a solid 6 weeks before the general population, I comfortably put together a 2 month emergency kit in that time. Could use some more ammo but overall feel like I dodged a huge bullet.

I need the biggest happening you have.

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Medication time mutt

You will not vanquish this foe. It all ends in twelve days.

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God please let it decimate the Somali population

Minnesotabros...it's over......
What is it now, 10?

You guys remember the Spaniard that used to post the nothingburger restaurant? With like empa nadas and shit like that. Wonder if he coofed to death

How much mt dew is too little?
perhaps this is the one war in the last 100 years or so you can win

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hrmpf.... just wait till decisions get "alternativlos"...

AKH is drafting up a plan for lockdown. Only personnel and patient may enter, with checkpoints at every entrance.

How do we defeat a pandemic using purely economic means

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>we are now entering an era no longer defined by it
Good lord. Everything besides tech has gotten so much fucking worse after 9/11. Somehow I know things will just get worse.

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When does the looting start?

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The absolute state of Britain right now

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What happens if the people that maintain the internet networks fall sick and/or die. There will be no more Yas Forums.

Baker, I appreciate all your hard work, but please let the threads go a little longer before baking. As fast as the threads are moving, there is no chance of them archiving before 400 posts. It is difficult to have a discussion spread out over three CVG threads

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Why the fuck does Trump even worry about the stock market, so stupid, no one cares about that fake ass money. They penalize you when you pull out. Niggers who invest in the stock market are high rollers, and I hope they all go fucking down.

they were given remdesivir. they won't die now

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO BUY APPLE, TESLA, AND AMAZON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
> GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO BUY APPLE, TESLA, AND AMAZON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO BUY APPLE, TESLA, AND AMAZON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
> GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO BUY APPLE, TESLA, AND AMAZON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Wallymart is sort of getting it's shit together. They invoked this policy yesterday. It's still unpaid leave though unless it's state-wide quarantine. Good thing I'm in WA state where that may actually fucking happen

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by dancing in the moonlight
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digits and every african dies-

America is going to suffer worst from this, it's utterly unprepared and murrikans were already approaching random civil war. The 1.5 trillion bailout will force america to get into some crazy wars to steal it from other places, which would be completely impossible while domestic soil is so fucked.

I.e. America will have to heavily scale down its warmongering to leech money and also somehow make up the money they spent.

I.e. exact same way ALL empires were killed so far.

It's over, the end of American hegemony has happened. In about 10 years it'll be time to inflict violence upon the jews. Then it'll be time for Europe to murder the arabs. This is unironically happening.

it was subversive humor

My doctor has liver cancer and is out of the state.
Any doctors here?
I take fludrocortisone. Should I stop taking it because it can weaken your immune system?

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My country just got hit with one. This is the end bros.
Well the recovery rate is still somewhat high but yeah, the end bros

Oh and before you ask, the person who did get infected apparently came from the UK. I also heard that she called a fucking bus to get to the hospital but this may be gossip.

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I don't want this happening anymore.
I want things to be normal and boring again, user-kun!

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i think i got it i'm sick and i can feel pain in both of my lungs individually as i breathe in and out there has been gooks coughing on me at uni for weeks my throat rattles sometimes when i breathe in

all i wish for is a peaceful death why must it all be so vulgar and violent

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>media still pushing the "masks don't protect you meme"
Expert saying he saw some people with FFP3 masks on the bus, but they totally don't protect you and only infected people should wear masks.

I still have no clue why they do that.

i like this version of corona chan more than the usual ones

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unironically the shit started in like the last week
fucking clown world indeed

This, I hope it wipes out ghettos. Get rekted gibs niggers.

Reminds me of Pathologic.

Stock up, stick to your guns. Cases in charlaote are rolling in, raigheh will fall next and the nignogs will go lose in the big cities. Prepare and pray

He (or a larp) said his restaurant was being renovated due to recent changes in the staff
I think he only does that larp on weekend

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Is corona 5g microwave radiation???

These threads are just a bunch of faggots sharing shitty drawings. Fuck I wish this virus was really as powerful as the panic seems to suggest. Hopefully some of you fucking degenerates would be wiped out and stop muddying up the gene pool.

enjoy
also your grandpas wrinkly balls

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Green green what is your problem?

I hope all you Eastern Euros survive well enough from your actions to take over the EU after this.

It’d be nice to have an EU that cares about Europe staying European.

LA county announced they’ve only tested 250 people and have 32 cases. Any estimates on how many are currently infected in that shithole?

>Stacy, MN

Only Chads will get it, you're safe.

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We established a national emergency HQ in January, before the first european case even happened. We're not fucking around.
>perhaps this is the one war in the last 100 years or so you can win
We don't win wars over here. But we survive fucking errything. We're survivors, we always have been, we're brilliant in a fucking crisis, we're unbelievable when we're pushed into a corner, we just suck in peacetime or when we're ahead. So yeh, now's OUR time.

Because it is

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Ssshhh, no tears, only happenings now.

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J U S T

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