/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1970

I work at Walmart. Do you think realistically they would close down or will it be the only light on in a dark world?

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Mike DeWine is actually going to save Ohio

>Reinfection possible and even deadlier
>archive.is/Iw58p
im fugging spooped

To that high Capital, where kingly Death
Keeps his pale court in beauty and decay,
He came; and bought, with price of purest breath,
A grave among the eternal.—Come away!
Haste, while the vault of blue Italian day
Is yet his fitting charnel-roof! while still
He lies, as if in dewy sleep he lay;
Awake him not! surely he takes his fill
Of deep and liquid rest, forgetful of all ill.

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nice ratio you got there. what a joke of a pandemic

This number decides how fucked your country is

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NOO NOT MY HECKIN SPORTS BALLERINOS NOT MY HECKIN FAMERINOOS AND NOW NOO NOT MY FAVORITE BARERINO BREWERINOS NOO

Help me out here.
I'm disabled with a heart condition.
When I'm standing heart rate (BPM) is through the roof, but blood pressure is low.
I take a beta blocker and it really helps lower BPM but also lowers BPM too much
I have a prescription to raise blood pressure but it says it can weaken immune system
should i take it?
keep in mind i've been bedridden for 10 years
also fuck bernie sanders and fuck niggers and fuck janitors

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Schools are also closed in Belgium.

Am I the only one, who secretly wants to get infected?

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POST SOMETHINGBURGERS

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The only one competent was Russia and all they had to do was close their borders.

damn it, you'll be close to beat us D:

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How do I even protect myself?
Media in my country is useless for this kind of information. I'd drown in salty water if I were to listen to them

what do i say when someone tells me "ITS JUST DA FLU"

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*ahem*

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>God bless FEMA Region 01
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looks like im fucked/10

so prepping will keep you safe for, what, 3 months?
and what if the pandemic persist into the next year, what then?

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>Portugal 4,2
>per 100.000 people
>means 42 per million.
>means 420 per ten million

Nah... I think we have more, though...

The real pandemic is that I can't get any TP.

Quarantine soon here. AKH will be locked down, checks on all entrances. No visitors.

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I'm so fucking scared

Can someone post some good news? Anything fuck

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This shit is fucked. We are all fucked

S for shove it up his prolapsed pink sock.

Supermarkets have to stay open to supply the people, it's one of the few things that will not close.

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 15.113 cases - 1.016 FATALITIES / 44,7% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 10.075 cases - 429 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.869 cases - 66 FATALITIES / 16,5% MR;
Spain, 3.015 cases (-44 in Galiza) - 86 FATALITIES / 31,3% MR;
>France, 2.876 cases - 61 FATALITIES / 83,6% MR;
Germany, 2.512 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 16,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.387 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 7,9% MR;
United States, 1.336 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Switzerland, 854 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 60% MR;
Norway, 629 cases - 0% MR;
>Denmark, 617 cases - 0% MR;
The Netherlands, 503 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
>Sweden, 500 cases - 1 FATALITY / 100% MR;
United Kingdom, 456 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
>Belgium, 314 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 302 cases - 1 FATALITY / 20% MR;
>Qatar, 262 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 195 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 178 cases - 0% MR;
Malaysia, 149 cases - 0% MR;
>Australia, 156 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 10,3% MR;
Canada, 109 cases - 1 FATALITY / 10% MR;
>Israel, 100 cases - 0% MR;
...
> Portugal, 78 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 44 cases - 0% MR;

107 infected countries.

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Then you'll wish you hoarded ammo.

SOMEONE POST THAT HOT GIRL IN THE ORCHARD ON A BICYCLE WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT OF HER DRESS IM EDGING FOR PAST HOUR MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPPPLOOOODDCOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Niggers are going to die too

>vegans dead in two months time

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Any sightings of large digging operations, fires or heat in Italy?

children seem to be asymptomatic to COVID-19

TELL ME THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING Yas Forums IS THIS THE END OF THE INFORMATION ERA?

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>bugchasers

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You still have to work Thanksgiving and Christmas, user. What do you think?

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close the fucking schools boris im begging you

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Hubei is concerned about your testicles

mobile.twitter.com/Onebtcer/status/1237986950239252480

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50 years from now you'll be dead and none of this will matter. There's that

Texan Maste Race reporting in...

With less than 40 cases in Texas (and those cases are quarantined) out 24miliion Texans the likelihood of catching it are extremely rare, like you have a better chance of walking out your front door and getting struck by lightning twice in a row

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nah we have almost twice the population density, argies are gonna get second place once again

FRIENDLY REMINDER, A BIG RETARD LIKE THIS IS COMING TO STEAL YOUR STASH

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slviki.org/these-elephants-travel-12-hours-to-mourn-human-who-rescued-them/

>These elephants travel 12 hours to mourn human who rescued them

Bow down to your masters

BRBros, is Bonoro infected?

Idaho, West Virginia or Alabama...

Which one will be the last corona free (officially) standing non Alaskan state in the Union?

Place your bets, gentlemen.

Got enough beans and rice for two years. And a water filter where I can take fuckin bayou water and it filters 99.999% of anything out, assuming the water systems fail. Excess buckets can be used for rainwater collection.
I'm good.

Imagine thinking that just because everyone is freaking out about this that it isn't a flu with a .5% mortality rate

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Not even half yet. You can do better corona-chin!

Hey at least his wife isn't a geriatric fuck like Macron's.

Do you believe in Allah?

is there any way you can reuse a n95 mask ?

Beautiful weather here, 68/88F and I am going to get muh poosy tonight b/c my girlfriend is scared. She likes to fuck when she is scared and frightened.

>tfw legitamately starting to plan how to kill myself in the apocalypse

Because they are best korea

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So they were actually right, albeit off by 8 years. I'll leave the discrepancy up to our error in translation and not theirs

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Yes.

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>>ANOTHER LOCAL SPREAD CASE IN ARGENTINA, THIS TIME IN MAR DEL PLATA

No...

Reasons for the release of corona bioweapon:
>Depopulation, particularly of white Europeans.
>Excuse for inevitable economic depression that will price out small businesses and excise wealth transfer from middle class to elites.
>Manufactured consent and acclimatisation for authoritarian measures.
>Cashless society to give absolute control over populations wealth and resources.

at least normies aren't stocking up on chocolate easter bunnies

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Anyone watching the British Columbia stream? The woman wants to kill herself

what´s the point in closing the schools when parents still have to go to work.

To leave children around hte elderley so that they corona-chan on them?

Quick news flash:
I haven't found news for this because it is extremely recent, but my employer called today to warn us that all public leisure and sports installations in Montreal were to close until further notice. For me this means I won't have to go to work. Our Mayor ordered this and it means that we are most likely facing new cases in MTL.

Joe will save us.

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How are the numbers in thailand so low despite them being one of the first countries to get it?
why are the china numbers so low now?

GUYS GUYS HOLY FUCK PLEASE HELP ME!
WHICH RESPIRSTOR I SHOULD BYE TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM CORONA-CHAN!?
There is no panic yet, in Russia, so i should prep before too late.
PLEASE HELP ME!!

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joke's on them i have a micro penis

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Does this thing actually reinfect and kill? I’m really worried because half of you are saying anything from 6%-50% death rate and if you survive your lungs will be liquified and testicles will be mush, while the other half says it’s 0.1% death rate and only affects boomers, idk who to believe but I’m scared.

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pull out your dick and start chasing them

But how can you quarantine the entire population if you still have to go to work in retail?

Fucking hate being the kid who has to go to school that is the only one open on a snow day. Fucking.

Hello fellow chaser

better to self-quarantine from corona in a major city or in a remote, barely inhabited villige kind of place?

> Brazilian President Bolsonaro appears on Facebook, says he's being tested for coronavirus and will have the result within hours

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>ohio casually admits it has almost as many infectees as the rest of the world admits to having combined

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