/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1969

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FRESH OC

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Is every work from home opportunity going to be drastically competed over by faggots willing to work for pennies?

RIP Bolsonaro

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Been playing Titanfall 2 recently, game is severely underrated

If you get Corona and see a dead girl in the street will you?

Stay safe brothers.

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>7 billion people in the world
>130.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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WHERE OUR BROTHERS HAVE FOUGHT
IS WHERE WE WILL BE PROVEN
ON GROUND STAINED BY BLOOD
STANDING TALL!

AND WE KNOW, IF WE FALL
OUR COMRADES AWAITS IN VALHALL
ODIN’S CALLING!

AS THE FIRE INSIDE
IS IGNITED BY BLOODSHED
IN BERSERKERS FROM NORTH
COULD IT BE AS WAS SAID
WHEN THE SERPENT BE WOKEN
FENRIR HOWLS

SWEDISH PAGANS, MARCHING ASHORE
FORGED IN VALHALLA BY THE HAMMER OF THOR
OUT FROM ASGAARD, A VIKING SHIP SAILS
NEVER TO TURN BACK AGAIN!

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ESTONIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY, CLOSES SCHOOLS, AND BANS PUBLIC GATHERINGS DUE TO CORONAVIRUS.

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yeah obviously

I will wander the streets and coof at everything.

Start playing some MMORPG. Excellent distraction from outside world.

Soon

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can a draw/photoshopfag make a corona version of this? maybe with the pepe cvirus as the globe?

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Tell him his wife's son is not going to be affected since kids are immune

Meanwhile - UK business as usual, just let it spread HERD IMMUNITY LOL

Fuck this shit fucking dump hell hole of a shitty country FUCK

>The Pope tells priests to go meet people who are infected with the coronavirus
nypost.com/2020/03/10/pope-tells-priests-in-livestreamed-mass-to-meet-coronavirus-patients/

Region 01 Report in with new information.

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Good point.

I JUST GOT BACK FROM 2 DIFFERENT STORES THAT HAD TOILET PAPER LAST WEEK, THEYRE BOTH FUCKING EMPTY WITH WHITE WOMEN TAKING FACEBOOK PICS OF THE EMPTY AISLES

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qwq
user i need to know where to find coronachan hentai qwq
i dont wanna draw my own.

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so, what's about Brussels Yas Forums meetup?

same thing in pooland

Someone post the Italian girl in dress on her bicycle I need to coom

>China +3

lmao

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larping faggot is just hiding from the virus

I hope Corona Chan is a coal burning roastie.

2nd case in Missouri
livestream.com/sgfcityview/events/9037430

What's with the fucking toilet paper grab? Like why is that the most important thing right now??

That's probably impossible.

LISTEN HERE

Chinese people ate bats, so fucking what?!
PEOPLE OF MANY DIFFERENT REGIONS EAT BATS
JUST BECAUSE IT DISGUSTS YOU DOESNT MEAN ITS WRONG!!
It's simply culturally relative.
The Chinese eating bats didn't do this to you, user
>Prove me wrong

NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME A SERIOUS ANSWER TO THIS
JUST

>uhhh no actually it was made in a lab

LOL OKAY KEEP MOVING THOSE GOALPOSTS, plus that's been debunked already

WHY IS IT SOMEHOW OK TO EAT OTHER ANIMALS BUT NOT BATS???

AND IF IT'S from BATS, WHY DID IT come from A SEAFOOD MARKET?!?!?!?!!! NOOBS!!!

r34 maybe?

I’m playing New Vegas with [spoiler]No Man’s Sky[/spoiler] on the side

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they'll unironicaly be deployed to the supermarkets

love this pasta, specially now wuflu got oficially declared a pandemic by the WHO kek

google.com/amp/s/www.football-espana.net/2020/03/12/liverpool-confirms-10-coronavirus-cases-after-atletico-madrid-visit/amp
arsenal.com/news/club-statement-covid-19
Love me footy

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That pic... Top kek.

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Hey pastabro What happens if I don't have a printer? Asking seriously.

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Hades.
It's pretty cheap and you can play it for a long time.

Don't let the early access fool you.

>won't cause a pandemic

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anyone else dl'ing a bunch of anime and games to not be bored but panic when thinking about the grid going off forever?

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Yo, what do I see? Coronaship landing on /cvg/. Buttholes in the air! Virgin user lungs wanting to get fucked deep deep deep, deep deep deep!
Death stimulates anons big hard cocks, hard as rocks. Coof aflowin coof aflowin coof aflowin! 40 naked niggas, gonna get buttfucked by virus chan, Sean Mendez, you love to get buttfucked boy.

>spent a huge chunk on buying groceries and guns/ammo
>still feel like I need more

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I AM FEELING A SORE THROAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>WA +3 CASE 0 DEATH
Liar
>WA +3 CASE 0 DEATH
Liar
>WA +3 CASE 0 DEATH
Liar

>be neet in apartment
>havent gone out in over a week
>had to go out yesterday for stuff
>throat feels kind of weird right now

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even Kek knows

can't have a shitty asshole during the apocalypse

any suggestions?

Coofer reporting ;)

>your brother is a huge fan of the football club arsenal, wants to have a tattoo with their logo
>right now he's on his feet crying because ARSENAL'S MANAGER HAS CORONAVIRUS NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>he's 25

Corona-chan, thank you from the bottom of my heart for this beautiful, entertaining moment.

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>Walmart was a ZOO
>Heavy Roasties were buying Hot Pockets

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SHUT DOWN EUROPE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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ok li wei

>some e-thot got corona here

Yes. And not many jobs offer it. Corporations do not give a flying fucking about wagies.

Did you say your friend's new bf knew you already because he browses Yas Forums, was that a larp?

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ARSENAL MANAGER MIKEL ARTETA TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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Wished the chinanon could tell us more.

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FUCKING HOAX!!!

Australia isn't cancelling any events lol

When will everyone turn into zombies?

Where are you in Florida? Vero Beach here.

kids are fine even if mom's sick.

you're infected harry!

HECKIN NOO NOT THE FAMERINOS, NOT THE HECKIN BIG BAMERINOS

Really don't want to doxx myself but have to get this out there.
Live in middle of nowhere WV

>End of February
>have friend that works management at {Auto parts}
>Gets corporate email about new marketing blah blah to focus on first responders
>City of {redacted} Garage makes an abnormally large order
>Normally they want an oil change and an air filter for a Crown Vic but this time they are ordering filters by the case.
>Head mech is dating one of the employees and spills the beans.
>Head mech has been ordered to stop all work on anything that isn't police, ambulance, or firetruck
(They also work on street sweepers, wood chippers, lawn mowers, weedeaters, ect.)
>Mayor says they got orders from higher up to prep for virus
>Everything gets maintenance needed or not
>He tells me

>I work {Heavy Equipment Dealer}
>Corps of Engineers calls once every 3 months for proprietary filters.
>I've done nearly 10k in parts and the month isn't half over.
>loading stuff on to flat bed with fork truck and chit chatting
>Remember friends story
>GonnaShootMyShot.gif
>Say, “Hey bud, you guys prepping for the virus too? You've ordered quite a bit lately”
>Guy looks down and away as he says, “I don't watch the news.”
>Terrible liar
>IsThisDayTimeTV???.PNG
>Reply, “Yeah well, A lot of the other garages in the {Industrial Park} say they have been ordered to prioritize first responders.”
>Guy stops all conversation
>Overtly ignoring me now
>Hauls ass out of loading dock.

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>archive.is/WiKsp

You're just fear mongering. There is no 'newer.' The more aggressive virus exhausted itself by putting people in the hospital quicker.

been playing some SYNTHETIK and division 2, don't like 2 very much, too many niggers

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Anyone feeling bad for Israel? They have 130 confirmed cases for such a small population

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I wipe with kittens.

hes prob dead sadly.

Replaying mgs2 then going to 3. A lot of underrated oldies on ps2

youtube.com/watch?v=TmOtI7TfWNk&t=72s

it's free

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apparently people go through 4-5 packages of TP in 2 weeks. wewlad.

based sabaton poster

I can't wait for the constant drone of emergency sirens and distant gunshots to lull me to sleep.

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>shilling your own shill thread
A. Fucking. Leaf.

I wish it was a larp

mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ

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ok how many italians do I have to take with me to proudly enter halls of Odin?

fukinhell.

Kek no. Semites deserve death and suffering

Mexicoofer reporting in

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Stop eating bats user. It's not okay

Well fuck me,
I lost the jewtube montage some niggerfaggot user made playing Plague Inc. as kung flu with "Don't Stop Me Now" as background music.
Can someone give me the link?

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WTF? 58 Sportsball players got tested
when only 50 other tests were offered Entire Plebs of US yesterday???????????

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gotcha bro

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Yeah I'm guessing he doesn't really want his wife to die or his child. Glad I'm currently not having sex desu

But now, thy youngest, dearest one, has perish'd,
The nursling of thy widowhood, who grew,
Like a pale flower by some sad maiden cherish'd,
And fed with true-love tears, instead of dew;
Most musical of mourners, weep anew!
Thy extreme hope, the loveliest and the last,
The bloom, whose petals nipp'd before they blew
Died on the promise of the fruit, is waste;
The broken lily lies—the storm is overpast.

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BRAINSSSS

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they are billions

shut up you biggot. german and french are people too.

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Ah yeah i sure hope it does.

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Reporting from Bergen County NJ. Local grocery stores are warzones. Shelves are wiped. All meds like NyQuil and Tylenol are gone. Lines are down the isles to the back of the store. Tension is high. People donning masks in public now. Its happening

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VA, fren, got my peestol, shootgat, and some sacks of rice, plenty of beans, a few canned things, pasta, water, like 15lbs of PB, some liters of oil, canned/frozen veg and meat.

Wanted to buy an AR or a good semi-auto .22 but I've literally spent more than I make a month and am hoping my shitty boomer run company will send me to work at home before I overspend more.

youtube.com/watch?v=HYmUOyrks-Q

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>3 months since outbreak
>less than 2% fatality rate
>mostly chinks and boomers

fags

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Fuck that cunt

The fastest way to slide into Hell is on a greasy ass. Gotta be ready to meet God, bro.

28 YELLOW CHINKS PULLING UP IN BLACK DEATH CUBES HELICOPTERS CRASHIN WORLD IS UNDEER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN CORONA CHAN IS GONNA FUCK HUMAN BUTTS YEAH BUFF COOL CORONA CHAN FUCKING PRINCE HARRY BUTTER BUTTHOLE IN THE AIR COOFAFLOWN COOFAFLOWN COOFAFLOWN

jokes on her puppies can swim

yes but why TP? I understand foodstuff, rubbing alcohol, whatever the fuck, but why are people fighting over toilet paper? just fucking wash your ass after taking a shit if you need to. I don't even wipe sometimes

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Same in Lithuania

youtube.com/watch?v=otjlRuROUX4

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una puñetera hoja

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please giv more corona chan art. I want to fap to my murderer.

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Yeah fuck this shit
Im a Bill Mitchell missile now
Let the boom booms die if they're retarded enough to go outside and restart the economy

Already have been in Ohio

Hey anons, spaghetti here.

I want to die.

Bye

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I hope you're minding your speech, bigots.

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What about the reinfection? I really don’t feel like dying right now

Rimworld for colony sim.
Synthetik for great gunplay roguelite.
Rabi-Ribi for bullet-hell Metroidvania.

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>All bars closed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOW THIS IS PERSONAL FUCK CORONA