/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1968 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

unironically going to Rome tomorrow

thoughts?

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Someone else bake next

Fuck that my lungs are great!

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TOM HANKS STRIKES FEAR IN THE AUSSIE SHITPOSTER

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Realistically, what would happen to the stock market if it was announced that “President Trump has Coronavirus”?

>The most punchable face.

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bait harder next time

Where is BC canada update?!

1st for death.

where can i find data for number of people tested for coronavirus? Just tested, not confirmed cases?

STUPID
FUCKING
BOOMERS

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Dont call it a grave, its the future you chose.

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I thought conservatives were against handouts
also fuck you billy boy you got what you deserved

Just donated

Yo yo yo

LISTEN HERE
Chinese people ate bats, so fucking what?!
PEOPLE OF MANY DIFFERENT REGIONS EAT BATS
JUST BECAUSE IT DISGUSTS YOU DOESNT MEAN ITS WRONG!!
It's simply culturally relative.
The Chinese eating bats didn't do this to you, user
>Prove me wrong

NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME A SERIOUS ANSWER TO THIS
JUST

>uhhh no actually it was made in a lab

LOL OKAY KEEP MOVING THOSE GOALPOSTS, plus that's been debunked already

WHY IS IT SOMEHOW OK TO EAT OTHER ANIMALS BUT NOT BATS???

1,385

>please donate

Haha what the fuck. He's just a really dumb con man.

>confirmed cases in Charottle
Right next door lads. NC anons you better be armed.

Stay safe brothers

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Game over
Initiate continuity of government
Activate quantum immortality

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Have fun fren

>make this post
>not a smooth brain
>pick one

>Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe

but not asia?

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Most musical of mourners, weep anew!
Not all to that bright station dar'd to climb;
And happier they their happiness who knew,
Whose tapers yet burn through that night of time
In which suns perish'd; others more sublime,
Struck by the envious wrath of man or god,
Have sunk, extinct in their refulgent prime;
And some yet live, treading the thorny road,
Which leads, through toil and hate, to Fame's serene abode.

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Important

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Love me footy
google.com/amp/s/www.football-espana.net/2020/03/12/liverpool-confirms-10-coronavirus-cases-after-atletico-madrid-visit/amp

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belgians about to freak ou they just closed our bars that's like closing mcdonalds in america

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Ohio cancelled all schools from March 17-April 3

First day working in coronatine for the next couple months.

R8 my view

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I'm so fucking hyped right now.
I can't wait for the economy to collapse completely.

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GIBS GIBS GIBS
How the stonks doin' Bill?

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Have we started the fire?

Got a message that a student at UCL in London has the coof. You heard it here first

bold prediction

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Anyone hearing rumors about NYC going into lock down tomorrow?

AAAAAAARRRGGHHH I'M GONNA DIE

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best way to prepare bat soup?

The hilarious part is that it's going to only kill off the right-wing moron boomers. The ones with sense will have listened to their kids and stayed indoors. But "muh hoax" trumptards? They're fucking dead.

Completely explodes

100% MIGA Buttpirate

QUICK BEND OVER
I HAVE AN IDEA THATS JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK

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RIP Sydney

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Canada has 12 new cases, mostly centered in Ontario. PM and his slut both confirmed to have.

Also, lol BC. You chink population is going to destroy Canada.

Lol its already one

NOTHINGBURGEROMEGALUL

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read

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ye I teyawhat man thivirus looginkindacray man

notgon stome drinkinbeerin thealley man

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Not a rumor. It was just announced like 20 mins ago

voca.ro/axfXHFEGfm3
The CoVID song

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so basically every symptom there is could be corona chan

>Haven't been sick enough to take medicine since 2016 (Usually just let whatever it is work it's way through me)
>Only wash hands after bathroom or touching raw meat
>Pick and eat my boogers

Hopefully my immune system is ready for the task at hand. My blood pressure is through the roof now instead of borderline from it all

Didn't it already? I heard it's in a state of emergency.

>That almost perfect curve after a dramatic spike
Sure China, we believe you.

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>Maryland public schools closed
Work is about to be hell

>belgians about to freak ou they just closed our bars
source

Yes, if true expect a nationwide shitshow

confirmed false

>watching bbc news
>They bring an expert on
>"these kind of facemasks don't really work"
>"You should leave them for NHS staff"

?

Where are her testicles? Post-op fags are the worst

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State of emergency already declared

4 OUT OF 9 ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA
>4 OUT OF 9 NEW CASES ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA
4 OUT OF 9 ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA
>4 OUT OF 9 NEW CASES ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA
4 OUT OF 9 ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA
>4 OUT OF 9 NEW CASES ARE COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN ARGENTINA

D O O M
O
O
M

From literally who?

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This is the first time in my life I have been proud about this fucking country. Literally crying level. Fucking amazing job guys, I love you niggers.

Sydney will be worse than all of Italy.

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Who did this ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(2020)

Don't reply to namefags

Source?

BREAKING FROM BELGIUM:

STarting Saturday
- All activities, recreational, sportive, cultural, folklore, private or public must be cancelled. Bars, Restaurants, Disco's have to shut down.
- Only stores which are essential for life support remain open. This means stores that supply food, drugstores,...
- All schools have to close down. Government will help out with finding day care for those who are active in sectors such as healthcare.

All this till at least, 3rd of April.

Hurray, we are on 50% lockdown.

Yes

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I thought it never was a serious threat, Bill

>intended to break Trump’s economy
Nigger, it’s broken already.

Getting comfy in FEMA Zone 01

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SAN FRANCISCO JUST CLOSED ALL SCHOOLS FOR 3 WEEKS!!!!!!1

>Boomercaust + market crash
cheaper house prices, no?

You should just assume that all of LONDON is infected, and once it goes into lockdown it's going to get looted clean by niggers like the student riots but worse

>Italy numbers

fug

We did give you an answer and you are literally denying reality right now.

Is that a lifehack to fix poor vision?

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When wikipedia having all the info about china lies?

meant up-to-date stats worldwide. I thought USA made more than 8000 tests already?

>watching Big Bat Cock
lol

Trust me

Fucking proud. First time in my life. Good job.

the brainstem invasion begins, corona-chan will mindbreak you too
twitter.com/RadioSavana/status/1237860422796996608

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I will try my best brother. god speed.

No mortgage with no job tho

GIV MI MUNEH
HAHAAHAHAHAH

run fatty run!!

ONTARIO SHUTTING DOWN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS

My uni just canceled the first to weeks of next semester that should've began next week, even the re-exams. LMAO i am even in the east

all bars and restaurants are closed till april check official press briefings dumb dumb

explen why