Every stock is crashing. If you ever have wanted to be rich now is time to start buying

Every stock is crashing. If you ever have wanted to be rich now is time to start buying.

This level will not stay long. You have been warned.

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lol its going to the bottom. fuck you dumb nigger.

>soap on dry hair

Awful.

How low can the limbo goooo tho... don't you see it falling farther because I certainly do

Disgusting fucking piercings too, like literally the worst two piercings possible on the face 2/10 would not coom

You are special kind of /pol retard, aren't you.

>Catching falling knifes

>pls buy
>shh just buy
t. worthless jew paper salesman

Stop trying to get retards to be your out nigger

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Haha, no. I ain’t gonna buy this little dip, because we are going straight to the Marianas Trench. I am salivating for the cheap stonks already.

This

I would fucking marry her in a moment if there would be a chance. Every man has his taste

when will you start buying

>buy into the now burning casino, goy
how about you eat shit?

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That's right, goyim! Step into our casino and lay your money down! Maybe you'll win something for nothing! Give us all your money!

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You think this is the time to buy?

Hahaha, the ships going down mate and I can't fucking wait.

Fuck billionaires.

Only way to win

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Daily reminder.

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Like you'd turn her away if she wanted your dick and would cook you meals.

Hivemind

Oy vey step into my casino

That's the trick. If you want to join (((their))) game, you must play like (((them))).

Either A. I get rich or B. The economy crashes and I lose my money either way or C. Wars happen and I won't care if I have money or not.
I'll buy stocks now since there is no downside currently.

>B-buy stonks goys
No way fag

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I'm trying to figure out how to buy stocks right now. The entire market is open for new people right now

We are not even close to the bottom. Tomorrow will be red and the next few weeks too. Don't catch falling knives

not a bad idea

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well....I've got some bad news for ya user

It's hard to say where bottom is and if you just want to make surest profit you buy during when it's falling.

Buy now, buy tomorrow and so on

Please tell me that she don't have dick and she really she not he :D

>her
yeah, sure...

I dunno...you really want to find out?

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>catching a falling knife
Have fun with that desu

did someone say stick your tongue into this cheesy, stinky butthole?

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>tfw it goes in

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Redpill me on what stocks I should buy

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BUY MY STOCKS GOY THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET RICH

it is going fall harder retard

Just throw it in an index

Bill Mitchel lurks Yas Forums confirmed

>catching a falling knife

Once this clears, it unironically will be an amazing time to invest.

I only have 1000 dollars in savings, can I even buy anything with that?

1/5 of a butt coin

Then who cares about money? It's fallout larping time.

the hysteria has only just started, give it 4-6 months

>Buy into the system while its inevitable collapse is occurring
Are all you fucks just ROMAS/COIN sock puppets?

should i invest in a big dick trap gf?

Stonks are worth nothing if the companies they are shares of go under from a complete global supply chain collapse.

If what I have is coronavirus then it is like a very weak flu for most people and everything will be back to normal in a couple weeks or even less.

Nope wait till summer

correct answer.

H
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L
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Canadian oil companies lost between 1/3 and 1/2 their value yesterday and they will absolutely rebound

i cant even afford anything anyways lol

BUY THE DIP!

With what money? My job is getting cancelled.

Damn, checked.

>Please, please, PLEASE BUY THE DIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Been putting in 100$ towards silver every week.
Was at 15.50 earlier today.

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>lol its going to the bottom
Buy low, sell high. That's your rule of business.
Bitch.

What exactly is attractive about a fucking bull ring in her nose?

>he thinks this is the bottom
wait til every single US school closes
wait til hospitals are overrun with stupid niggers with mild symptoms and basic care is impossible to get
wait til 20% of people over 80 with preexisting conditions die because the health care system is in overload
wait til people stop spending money out at restaurants and etc

the bottom of the dow is closer to 15k, probably lower