Cancelling your plans because of the flu

>Cancelling your plans because of the flu

Yikes. I bet you believed Trump would get impeached by Mueller too.

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>less than 5% death rate
>Most of them are boomers

Why panic?

I am definitely of the second type. I just wish I had some money, so I could take advantage of all the cheap flights and hotels.

dumb thot I went to school with:

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Because theres an election soon and Drumpfhfhhh is president

>Refuse to self isolate for a fucking week or two
>REEEE WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING POSTPONED OR CANCELLED

What it means ?

For the media, drama = clicks

For Yas Forums, it's just standard happeningfags bored with their own lives.

Girlfriend and I were planning to go to Iceland in September (we were gonna buy our tickets last week but haven’t yet) is there any point of even trying to go now?

I’ve casually brought up that we shouldn’t go with how things are looking and she got all pissy and upset. Like what sane person would even think of travel right now?

Who is in the right here?

Americans collect stamps on their passports from every country they go to

Because of permanent lung damage, sterility (have one want more) and possible reinfection compounding already fucked up lungs.

I've been in hikkiNEET-mode since February and the stock market still crashed. I blame the niggers and chinks.

>september
nigga no one will even remember this shit by then

>I would like to continue my travels, however, due to the recent coronavirus outbreak, I may have to suspend my plans.

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She's not upset with you. She knows it's not going to be possible to go along and is frustrated with the situation, but is using you as a punchbag. That's totally normal. Nothing to worry about. She'll calm down and see.

The cringe is the realistically ugly nigger.

>Dumb roast want to travel around the world
>She MUST have the stamp of each country to show as evidence to her girlfriends she sucked a cock there
>Drumpffh shut down flights between us and euroniggers
>Roast can’t get her daily ration of foreign cock
>Seethes online using drumphh’s campaign slogan as a pun

Stop posting this filthy photoshopped roach.

he still thinks it's just a flu

>My flight to denmark was literally cancelled today


CLOWN WORLD FUCK THE CORONA

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You’re right to be cautious. Remember, women are basically children and you just told one she might not be able to on vacation

Women are like that.
Mine is extremely smart, but literally thinks this is nothing and wants to eat out every meal and go out to the movies and whatnot.

>There are only two kinds of people and the live at the opposite extreme ends of the spectrum
Imagine writing this. I'm guessing the character is a self insert.

Permanent kidney damage has been reported as well.

My gf is the same. Women are fucking retarded and selfish.

it's like playing Russian roulette with 20 bullets.. what could go wrong?
> you first

>Why panic?

What's a neuroinvasive disease, precious?

Well done user

what is it with kikes and niggers?

It's more contagious than the flu. My main concern isn't how it'll affect me but rather how it'll spread to others.

>there are 2 kinds of people

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Turns out herpes kills Coronavirus

What kind? I've got genital herpes; am I safe?

She’s actually Hispanic, but yeah.

>permanent
How do we know the damage is permanent if the virus has only existed in humans for 3 months? Not shitposting I have zero medical knowledge and am curious.

>My main concern isn't how it'll affect me but rather how it'll spread to others.
Same
If my mom catches it she is kill

This is a good point, youd be surprised how well our bodies can heal with the right conditions

Just guessing, but if it destroyed some structures within the body that we know don’t repair themselves, you could reasonably assume that damage would be permanent

Scar tissue in the lungs and kidneys doesn't regenerate, man. While it doesn't necessarily equate to overall lowered function (my kidneys are almost entirely made of scars and cysts and I still have 90% function), the damage is irreversible with modern medical science.

thank god for dublets of hope

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There are two kinds of people
>niggers who can’t stand their own smell
>niggers oblivious to their stench who stink up places like airplanes

Quite right

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based

kek, add some sheeeit somewhere, like between the coughs. Or add the spraying nigger behind in the plane spraying everyone.

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I have a plane ticket across the country booked for a little over a month from now. How bad do you think it'll be by then? Should I cancel it? I'm not scared of getting it but I can't afford to take time off work to "self quarantine".

Also replace earth with something niggerish.

>Italians shut down their whole country because of Drumpf

because if all of those boomers take up all the hospital beds and you catch it and take it bad then you are fucked lol

It's like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets and 100 chambers and you only have to do it twice maximum

There is hope of course. After all, people have woken up after decades in coma, and similar miracles. But it's not the press that says permanent, it's in the doctors report. Which means that something that normally never gets fixed by neither our own bodies or surgery/medication has gotten wrecked.
Still, I hereby amend it to
>most likely permanent
Not because that what the doc's reports said, but because even they, within their area of expertise, is still sometimes just plain wrong.

Stop reading /cvg/ it’s 99% bullshit

>SSSSSSSSSSShhiiiieeeettt

Last time I went there they were saying that it lives in your brain stem and goes dormant for a while and then flares up and attacks your lungs, brain and testicles over and over until you die

Women are barely sentient.

You mean niggers don't just get to fly for free like they get everything else?

this, they'll all be dead by then.

The joke here is that neither one of them are people, they're blacks.

I don't have a choice our prime-minister decided that closing borders is bad and a kneejerk reaction but that making any public gathering of more than 250 people fucking illegal is not

,Mickey mouse?

Not all women, my wife prepped the shit out of our house weeks ago.

>my wife
post her feet