/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1967 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Trinidad and Tobago +1 Argie
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We all know that it's chin's foult. Nobody believes in bat soup anymore

Greta just announced she's going digital with FRIDAYSFORFUTURE

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First for toilet paper

twitter.com/newscomauHQ/status/1235856394592702464

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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BREAKING: Belgium closes all schools, bars, and restaurants due to coronavirus and bans all recreational events regardless of size

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Because that trail leads to the US

Reminder all nothingburger fags are like father in pic related
>spoiler: scum

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It was long kill before this happened tho.

how long y'all think it'll take before they quarantine entire states?

oh shit we're climbing up the list fast

thanks Italy

BELGIANS TURN ON NEWS
LOCKDOWN
>LOCKDOWN
LOCKDOWN
>LOCKDOWN
LOCKDOWN
>LOCKDOWN
LOCKDOWN
>LOCKDOWN

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Better than mine. I got corona extra for the meme but its piss water

When they gonna chimp out?

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Pray to Yahweh right fucking now heathens.

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If it is airborne does that mean even goggles and P100 won't protect you? It could get in through your ears or dick hole.

any riot yet ? looking at you muts

>Italians are going to be stuck at home making babies?!

>cant have that!

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Never had it but I'm sure it's good if it's from Poland.

It's still a nothingburger *crunch*

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Someone debunk this please

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BELGIUM CLOSES ALL SCHOOLS, BARS, AND RESTAURANTS DUE TO CORONAVIRUS AND BANS ALL RECREATIONAL EVENTS REGARDLESS OF SIZE

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are you the ones who voted for that nigger muslim woman?

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*infects your pig population with Corona-chan*

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Kek.

fuck off frank

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HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THIS LAST????

Stay away space man. Keep the virus contained to one planet.

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 12.03.

>779 NEW INFECTIONS:
>2745 TOTAL INFECTIONS +39,62%
>6 NEW DEATHS:
>6 TOTAL DEATHS +100%
last update: 12.03. 20:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>RKI reports:
+798 = 2365 cases
updated: 12.03. 14:00 GMT

>6 DEAD (12.03.)
woman, 89, NRW, 03.03.: accute diarhea, low bloodpressure, pneumonia, tested, ICU, 09.03.: lung failure
man, 78, NRW, diabetis, heart condition, 09.03.: heart failure
man, 73, NRW, severe comorbidity, pneumonia, 11.03.: lung failure
man, 67, BaWü, tested post mortem, 12.03.
man, 80, Bayern, comorbidity, 12.03.
woman, 78, NRW, 12.03.

>12.03.
Worms: Gauß-Gymnasium: 1 pupil infected, classmates examined, Schoolcenter with 4500 pupils closed.
Berlin: TU Berlin plans online-exams: "We count on the honesty of our students.".
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern: University clinics in Greifswald and Rostock lack donated blood.
Bayern: Securityworker at München airport infected, currently not working, collegues isolated.
Conference of state-ministerpresidents: debate about closings of schools and day-cares, etc. and restricting public transportations.
DAX under 10000, fell more than 10%, 56,2% of companies affected.
Rostock: 2 Doctors of University clinic infected. Contacts get examined.
Berlin: medical officer demands to prevent social contacts.
Berlin: 118 infected, 1 in refugee-home with 135 inhabitants, all in quarantine.
Halle: All schools, universities and day-cares closed, all theatres, operas and Kessler AG closed, all events canceled, from 13.03., for now until 27.03.
Brandenburg: gatherings of 1000+ banned.
Welt reports: China blames USA for Corona.
Police to control border with france
Merkel: "Abstain from social contacts." "Cancel unnecessary events."
Niedersachsen: All schools close on 16.03..
Big german cities close public institutions.
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1yCPR-ukAgE55sROnmBUFmtLN6riVLTu3&ll=50.67164189828799,11.771968833779965&z=6

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finally, its over.

t's very nice that yoy stopped sucking dicl for typing this but maybe post to /dev/null next time, you gigantic cum guzzler

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>No toilet paper
>No hand sanitizer
>No face masks
>No paper towels
>No flu/cough medicine
>No wipes
>No Advil

>MFW

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Oh fuck, I, Pet Goat really brings back memories of pre-2012 era stuff on here

I'm so fucked. My monster cock is just asking to guzzle Corona-laden air.

The chinks never believed the bat soup meme retard. Only western media and the bitch from WIV were shilling that story.
The chinks made it clear in the first report that patient 0,1 and 2 did not visit the seafood market

I went out this morning and got myself some video of the next old folks home thats going hero

youtube.com/watch?v=iilPw4fDlZY&feature=youtu.be

>SARS-CoV-2 DEATHRATE

>too early, not accurate
In the early stages of an outbreak, an accurate deathrate can generally not be precisely determined.
Some cases take longer to die or recover than others.
Even if groups of 100s of patients are studied, they might not represent the general population.

>testing capacity
The morbidity and mortality will be overrepresented, if only symptomatic, or only severe cases can be tested.

>clinical factors
The availability of medication and equippment will further influence the represented mortality.
Differences in these ressources will determine, how accurate the data will be over time.

>time of detection
With delayed detection, and priority to testing severe cases first, morbidity is overrepresented.
Delayed detection also underrepresents total cases and therefore indirectly overrepresents mortality.

>geographical differences
Regions with smaller or larger risk-groups will have deviating morbidity and mortality.
With certain regions disadvantaged, both in testing and clinical capacity, there might be inaccurate, insufficient, or no data at all.

>Conclusion:
Over time, both morbidity and mortality, will find an average internationally, with small to stark regional deviations.
Time of detection and testing capacity will influence the "deathrate" the most, in early stages of an outbreak.
With a prolonged epidemic, clinical capacity and sustainability of ressources will determine the mortality.
Accurate data can be expected from regions with early detection, high testing capacity and sufficient ressources and clinical capacity during the whole epidemic.

>PROBABLE FACTUAL MORTALITY
Might be 5% - 10%

>PROBABLE AVERAGE MORTALITY
Average might end up at 10% in the western world, with unforeseeable deviation, depending on beforementioned factors.
Certain regions might report up to 30%, even reports of 50% are not unthinkable, if only hospitalized cases get tested and proper care is insufficient.

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zerohedge.com/geopolitical/what-are-odds-timeline-facts-linking-covid-19-hiv-wuhans-secret-bio-lab
They are
mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168

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ALERTA DE MACACO
youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

Fuck your sand god. Heil Corona-chan

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We are so utterly fucked

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Is this from a movie?

>four months in and still not at 5k deaths
Nothingburger

Did the virus mutate, or is there a more deadly strain in Italy, or is it because the pop there is so old and the system is overwhelmed?
Their death rate is fucking exploding.
I

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Pressed the fucking submit button by accident, but chinks are still trying to dodge the blame

idk, how much time do you have?

Seriously, what’s his endgame?

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So this virus is projected to infect 70% of the world's population in a 2 year time span?
And out of those 70%, 3% will die?
But even after those 2 years the virus won't go away until a vaccine is found?

Did I get all that right?

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normie in Estonia shopping with a plastic bag on his head, kek

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>This is not a lockdown
yeah sure it is not

I don't know what you're talking about, I don't keep up with politics. But probably

>Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
>archive.is/HLAN0
Is that still valid?

If you get infected. Be sure to coof all over his office. My employer is similar.

What the fuck is going with China? Why are they stopping reporting figures?
I completely fucking doubt the virus is gone from there, otherwise they'd lift the quarantine by now.

Gloomtube is streaming a livecam in Times Square. Can we get a coronachan/HWNDU crossover?

They are not lying about their numbers

The Jew won't miss the opportunity to addict bored men of porn.

Posting the ask again. Have any anons hear rumors of NYC being locked down starting tomorrow?

smooth
what are you boys drinkin

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>all of the stores just got raided by panic buyers
what do?

>youtube.com/watch?v=7KHDsqiN4iQ

> -9.99%

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Good think Corona is hiting kikes where it hurts. In their share prices

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>keep your family in harm's way until it's too late so you can get a cool video
>run your own son over fleeing to save yourself, leaving your wife and children to die
What an asshole

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It’s literally just random conjecture. Pretty much meaningless without any evidence.