/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1966 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Austrian Bros, please help

Does anyone have a good source (ofc doesnt have to mention names) on the rumored lockdown of vienna/austria by next week monday?

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Finally. Here we go.

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>SARS-CoV-2 DEATHRATE

>too early, not accurate
In the early stages of an outbreak, an accurate deathrate can generally not be precisely determined.
Some cases take longer to die or recover than others.
Even if groups of 100s of patients are studied, they might not represent the general population.

>testing capacity
The morbidity and mortality will be overrepresented, if only symptomatic, or only severe cases can be tested.

>clinical factors
The availability of medication and equippment will further influence the represented mortality.
Differences in these ressources will determine, how accurate the data will be over time.

>time of detection
With delayed detection, and priority to testing severe cases first, morbidity is overrepresented.
Delayed detection also underrepresents total cases and therefore indirectly overrepresents mortality.

>geographical differences
Regions with smaller or larger risk-groups will have deviating morbidity and mortality.
With certain regions disadvantaged, both in testing and clinical capacity, there might be inaccurate, insufficient, or no data at all.

>Conclusion:
Over time, both morbidity and mortality, will find an average internationally, with small to stark regional deviations.
Time of detection and testing capacity will influence the "deathrate" the most, in early stages of an outbreak.
With a prolonged epidemic, clinical capacity and sustainability of ressources will determine the mortality.
Accurate data can be expected from regions with early detection, high testing capacity and sufficient ressources and clinical capacity during the whole epidemic.

>PROBABLE FACTUAL MORTALITY
Might be 5% - 10%

>PROBABLE AVERAGE MORTALITY
Average might end up at 10% in the western world, with unforeseeable deviation, depending on beforementioned factors.
Certain regions might report up to 30%, even reports of 50% are not unthinkable, if only hospitalized cases get tested and proper care is insufficient.

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who the fuck is this argentian boi?
he has been consistently organizing these generals since the beginning..

Is Wuhan dead?

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>tfw when you've been here since January but are still shocked at the speed of the last few days
Exponential growth is no joke frens

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hearty kek

Holy fuck this entire general is turning into pasta. Maybe that's the real pandemic.
Every bread gets infected with pasta

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>The Chinese eating bats didn't do this to you, user
Only retards ever believed that

hue

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Thinking about writing a screenplay lads

Couple of days ago my Dr mate told me there were 11,000 tests backed up in Australia. Our numbers are an absolute joke.

I am Coronaholio. I need TP

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Hey, I'm trying to acquire books for post-collapse technology. Can anyone recommend good chemistry, engineering, etc textbooks, reference books, manuals, etc? If the collapse doesnt happen or if I die quickly, it doesn't matter, but just purely hypothetically I want to have this information archived on a kindle powered by a crank radio.

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Oi Argie, confirmed case in Trinidad and Tobago. Imported case from Switzerland.
>A FUCKING BOOMER
looptt.com/content/moh-announces-tt-has-one-case-covid-19

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

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>FINLAND +3
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yle.fi/uutiset/3-11254645

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Reminder

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>Massachusetts towns begin closing public schools.
>infected number stabilizes ~100
>Biogen employees 82

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>Abascal got coronavirus
>Bolsonaro likely got coronavirus
>Trump potentially got coronavirus
Father, why hast thou forsaken us?

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WHO /comfy/ HERE?

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Honestly as retarded as this sounds, you could download a copy of wikipedia. You'll have better luck with the info on that then you will anywhere else, or if you don't want to download it just yoink the sources at the bottom, they're usually pretty informative.

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DENMARK SHUT DOWN

twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1238214340689432577

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Went to a Chinese market two days ago and I’m feeling a fever come on, how fucked am I?

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Fact: The bat is a meme.
Fact: You are a shill nigger.

Fastest redistribution of wealth in human history
Strap in, lads. It's gonna be a bumpy one

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>express.co.uk/news/uk/1254191/BBC-Coronavirus-COVID-19-UK-Boris-Johnson-public-health-BBC-news-latest
LMAO FUCKING BRITFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER BEING HUMILLIATED YESTERDAY

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Early prepper here.

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Guys I'm sick and tired of having to calm down my mom every fucking evening to tell her the Virus won't kill her, every fucking evening

Just buy the dip bro, it's only the markets panicking over a nothingburger

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My gun hasn't arrived

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finished prep ages ago, got some final touches secured for my boomer parents
planning on streaming vidya and racking in some money that way for a while. feels good man.

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What is the script for Corona?

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investment noob here. How do I make money from this?
Just buy in when I think it's at the lowest point or is there something more complicated going on?
(I have no idea what a short, put, etc. is)

Any updates on the rumor that NYC is going into lockdown tomorrow?

ITT: people going batsoup crazy

Comfy as fuck with my full cbrn kit

You must be new here
There are now about 6hrs in the day (funnily enough when mutts are asleep) when the threads are vaguely usable and it's been like this for weeks

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who here /worried about getting laid off/

>work just laid off 20 people
>this is only the beginning

Wew lad atleast these hard times are going to make a man out of me right?

I am hearing reports that tomorrow evening president trump will order all major businesses in the US to close for two weeks

How comfy is Billy Gates right now?
Richest man on the planet and has been schizo rambling about a coming pandemic the past 20 years

You just know he is prepped to the max

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Coronaholio. I need TP

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pretty comfy, might make some fresh coffee before its all gone...

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Prove me wrong then

Then stop calming her down

>be mutt president
>surrender to taliban
>surrender to virus
after this i hope faggot/trannies candidate will win your election and niggers and faggots will replace you mutts

COPING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Stop lying to your mom.

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Footage from wuhan
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

>have an doctor's appointment next week
>have been waiting for months for that one
>situation's fucked now
should I still go?

>be me
>not wagie
sorry can't relate

>tfw been unemployed since mid-Jan so I'm just ahead of the curve

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You won't need guns if you have love and passion to share :3c

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Don't worry user, niggers aren't going to raid university libraries.

thanks for the laugh user

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just tell her the truth that she is going to die a slow and painful death.

If your country's president suddenly goes into quarantine it's because they pussied out and are leaving you to die

>still wageslaving 4000km from home and don't fly back til next week
>can only prep what fits in my luggage
Not /comfy/ at all bro

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sex slaves are temporary, guns are forever