WHY IS THE STOCK MARKET GOING DOWN SO HARD? I AM LOSING EVERYTHING I HAVE HERE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Link is crashing even harder than bitcoin.

join the club

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I have that much money... I think leafs are just poor as fuck

All (((cryptocurrency))) is going to be flushed down the shitter due to this.

>he's not comfily buying a little bit of the drop every other week
Imagine not wanting to be loaded in 15 years

i just bought some bit coin and etherium cuz u know they will jump back through the roof as soon as corona chan show is over

Money in the bank will be worth less than toilet paper. The best investment is to replace your teeth with titanium.

Nice. Fucking nice.

>send money offshore goy
>keep it in savings
>dont worry about the fed pumping out $1.5 trillion over a few days

>as soon as corona chan show is over
Soo, mid-2022?

he stopped shipments and traveling to and from europe. he also is going to stop trading medical supplies with china, to force more jobs upon us.

what do you want him to do? ring the FEMA horn?

>angry at someone who knows how to save and invest money
>democrat flag

The faggot shoes fit.

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>Dont know how to
Well you should. You should know what and how to do stuff when shit hits the fan. Thats why stuff like this happens: to weed out the weak to make humanity as an entity stronger

There are countries that will perform better and that will get out stronger and fuck the western world over in this crisis, it almost as if... as if its intentional

Quickly invest in actual goods. Ammo, guns etc. Become a raider. WITNESS ME

What do you do for a living?

>FIAT FINALLY DIES
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Shit, that’s just a decent down payment on a house. How fucking broke are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>and fuck the WESTERN world
well it sure as hell won't be China, because guess what, we are their customer. Their entire economy depends on ours. Looks like they fucked themselves, kek

if by flushed down the shitter you mean going on sale

Because the world is being fucked in a ass by the chick flu and big oil is fucking each other in the asses over pricing

>1234.5
hummmm

I thought you meant Fiat Chrysler.

>tfw no stocks, no bonds, no funds
>tfw lost nothing, get to buy cheap gas (1.80 a gallon here!)
oh I also prepped :3

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>10%
>20%
>50%
>everything
Everything is 100% mate. 50% still means you have 50%.

i didnt buy much...

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Reminder that this is all panic and that the economy is still fundamentally sound. Once this is over low price of oil will send the economy through the roof just in time for trumps reelection. Y'all leafs better be putting all your savings in your TFSA RIGHT NOW

Heavy equipment operator

what kind of fucking brainlet invests in the stock market? Are you retarded?

If youd know how the stockmarket works, youd know that a lot of people made a shitload of money this week... Its called taking profits

LADS does anyone have the very first south china morning post video when there were only 40 cases and nobody knew what it was yet?

based and true pilled

tfw I am a broke student with no assets

>he's not using this as an opportunity to stuff fatter bags
you were never going to make it.

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>tfw don't have enough of money to cash in on the collapse
>made this chump change today

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>(((investments)))

Based. It makes my dick hard thinking about all the boomers losing their investments

Today I lost my pen.
It's only an old biro.
Gutted.

Buy the dip faggot

Some guy executed a "best available" trade on a large portfolio and wiped the entire order book. and ended up selling his linkies for $0.00001.
There's a person out there who literally made over 27 million dollars in 8 minutes.

His parents probably gave it to him. That's how rich people exist.

>imagine investing your money into stocks/internet money instead of things with real world value such as gold, bullets, canned food, cocaine, heroin and enough steroids for a small army.
My warband will be kings of the waste

>Buy the dip faggot
This is the problem, we haven't reached bottom yet. Not even close.

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>flag
>link
checks out, you gonna lose everything you retard

This makes me feel better since I’m approaching 100k

>money
>safe
You'll be seeing Weimar inflation soon like the rest of Eurozone. Dollar will be even worse. Not sure how crypto will react.

>binance sold chainlink for $0.00001
I'd say that's rock bottom

I guess you could make marginal gains if you're quick and awake 24/7.
Oh, but stock markets aren't all that open...

laughing my ass off at all the fags in here who don't know how to trade options. I'm up this month.

leaves me with $150K waiting for the market to bottom out in 6 months

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>he isn't buiying the dip

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You’ll be approaching $0 rapidly. Hope a margin calls wipes your ass out, faggot.

>Investing in jewcoins
Who could have seen this coming?

Nows the time to sell buddy. Panic panic!!!!!

>not sure how crypto will react
it will crash and burn and be forgotten as a ridiculous experiment and product of excess.

This I have made almost 30,000usd on chainlink buying the dip and selling at 4 and up I would be very surprised if it does no climb again

you kikes know it's kike banking doing this
kike banking
kike bioweapon

kike banking is completely worthless they fuck you over when things are good and stab you when things are bad

coins are in the hands of kike all this just proves they are completely worthless ask an alternative to kike banking

kike banking needs to be removed completely

a western non kike real money bank would be strong enough to help right now, instead we got these fake back stabbing worthless enslaving kike banks that kick you when down

FUCK YOU - 6000000% and we will build something better from the rubble

filthy kike rats

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Buy the dips goy.

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Time to buy? or wait till the market crash again

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buy FB or MSFT and sit on it for a year

Convince me the stock market isn’t just another Jewish trick.

I don't doubt it'll come back stronger than ever. New coins, new technology. And a lot more cautious investors, hopefully.

Were you planning on selling next week or something?

Buy puts on spy faggot

> The deep state did nothing wrong.
We tried to warn you.
Show your loyalty:
Reddit.com/r/NeoLiberal

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN TO Yas Forums AND SHORT THE MARKET, AFTER THAT YOU WOULD'VE BOUGHT THE DIP WHEN BILL MITCHELL KILLED HIMSELF

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I've got about 1K stinky linkies, but want to double my stack.

When do I buy? Think it'll go below $2?

only on paper. You only lose if you sell, so dont sell.

The world beat be prepared for the rise of the “almighty great British empire 2.0”

Buy low sell high?

Teach us your ways, you showed, now tell!

>Tfw when still living good off my $1.2 million dollars inheritance and properties that were handed down to me
Feels good. Love laughing at poor fags. Looks like I'm going to have to be writing up a few more eviction notices in the coming days. Womp Womp.

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>People that are not total betafaggots like you just send their money offshore where its safe...
Literally dumbest thing I've seen posted today.

I love how you seamlessly pivot from "look how great the free market is and how great these policies are" to "I have enough of a hoard to survive a really bad recession caused by terrible policy making, fuck you."

You realize that your best case scenario, a bear market without a recession, already puts you in a position of having to restore confidence and rise back to the absurdly high peak before November right? And also you have to do that while countering the narrative that the crisis was preventable. This is the rock and the hard place. Trump and his economic program are almost certainly finished, at least for the short term. He should never have told everyone he was the "cause" of the stock market.

Really gay larp

What, how to change HTML?

> The deepstate did nothing wrong.
We can make your lies a reality:
Reddit.com/r/NeoLiberal

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you have to be patient. If you are investing small amounts (

Oh looky, someone learned a new word!

The only may to make major moola on the stonk market is if you buy something like apple stocks when apple are still are still a two man operation in a shed.