Brit/pol/: pic related- coronavirus killing the last boomer *Edition

>Coronavirus: UK moves to next stage in virus plan bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51857856

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Nadiya Husseins willy

*COOF*

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>Sir, first you buy all my bloody king-skins and now my toilet roll? Fuck you bloody fuck

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I'm a professional gamer so how exactly does this virus affect my LANs?

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every single person involved with the government's coronavirus "plan" has blood on their hands and they deserve to be executed.

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Looks like he nonces white girls.

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still waiting on Shameema Apu

nothing could make your life any worse so no affect.

#PrayforCOVID19

Fuck off Greek you fat cunt.

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paki shops are based

Noticed the relentless Conservative establishment propaganda campaign for Rishi Sunak over the last few days? In case you weren't aware, the Tories are pissing themselves internally over their electoral future when all the white boomers die off and are desperately trying to court the poo/paki vote. Once Boris is gone, he's their man.

Still don't understand why ye didn't close the schools.

washed my hands 20 times buty still coughing up my lungs ahhhhhh

just watched a news report from yesterday saying 190 odd people in italy had died as of then. today it's over 1000. is this right?

So let me get this right. The UK governments plan for corona virus is...

1. Do nothing.
2. Tell people to wash their hands but do nothing
3. Burn the dead bodies
4. Pretend everything is OK now

Expected a bit more to be honest with you.

Looks like a Paki version of my old Game Dev teacher

got a bit of a cough lads

really starting to regret sharing that string of spaghetti with schofield lads, he looked a bit peaky

>Parents work
>Cheap childcare in the form of grandparents
>Elderly more at risk
>Kids full of disease slurp granny cock like Macron
>Elderly eat up even more NHS beds

Dude that pic made me hungry

Seethenonce

Logic is apparently that you can only get parents to keep them for so long (childcare's expensive) and it makes more sense to close them when it peaks in a month or so.

Reminder that I saw two Chinks down at the Asda buying a box of Corona.

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R8 my habbening clobber, lads.

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They dont even check niggers coming off of flights from China or Italy bro...

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cringe

Gazza Gammon

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Government strategy:

>accept that inevitably >80% of people will be infected and the only thing the government can do is push or pull on the strings that increase or decrease peaks and troughs in new infected
>recognise that using certain levers only have limited effect, for example, shutting schools for more than 3 months is ineffective because people get bored and go outside after like 3 weeks anyway
>manage the increase until you get to a point where you need to pull it back to prevent infrastructure overload
>use quarantine measures only at those points in a targeted manner based on the best information to ease stress on health infrastructure
>wash your hands

you guys have mexican beer over there wow

>Keeping your children at home and out of school wont do anything
>But if you get sick, staying in home for a week will totally slow the spread down

Kind of getting mixed messages here.

Unless you're 80+, you have nothing to fear. Overblown bollocks.

0, literally fucking 0

lmao

What is?

i've got you right there/10

Spastic

because it doesn't work and it reduces your healthcare capacity because suddenly all your nurses need to look after their kids

mr. foster / 10

this is because as long as most boomers arent affected directly, money is more important to them.

Dick head

cope

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Boring spastic

untrue. this virus will fuck you up, no matter what if you catch it.

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>"All the men would have known I was underage, even though none of them asked. [...] In London the men were not Asian, they were Mediterranean, black or Arab. Before each journey to the city, Mohammed would get me high and give me drugs to take while I was there. I was sent off with Class A drugs [...] The range of the trafficking eventually went beyond Oxford and London and I was sent to other cities: Liverpool, Leicester, Bradford."

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>lol just contain the virus after it peaks

Kind of short sighted that. Given the average age of the conservative voter is like 60+. Once the deaths start pouring in, it's only tories who are going to be losing out and they're probably going to lose so many voters they're giving labour a free win next election.

You're looking at a British supermarket where two Chinese men are being served by an Indian man and you're surprised we have Mexican beer?
Pretty sure our Corona is brewed in the UK anyway.

Reminder Soufern Saveloy posts on Jap CP sites and is a nonce

You could step up creches specifically for health care workers. That's what they are doing here.

Splinge

meds confirmed for not white

gong to track you down and cough on you you cheeky cunt

>"The Asian men felt they ran Oxford. That was exciting. People were afraid of them. I felt protected. People respected them."

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or you want to use the hospitals the boomers are clogging up

Bullshit image.

or have a job/business.

>I felt protected
What the actually fuck is this form of Stockholm syndrome?

I've already had it lad, its fuck all. Bit of a fever and a few weeks of coughing.

We have most of your nurses working in our hospitals.

First we steal your food when you're starving.

Then we steal your nurses when there's a pandemic.

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Great sources for that pic.

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>Tfw my brother has special needs
>Tfw brother lives with me
>Tfw brother ignores Corona shit
>Mfw he begins coofing all throughout our house
>Mfw he doesn't cover his mouth or anything
>Coofs intentionally all over the house
>Faggot thinks this is a game because of the disgust of myself and visiting family members - he laughs
>His cough gets worse
>Dickhead comes into my room and coofs all over the place
>I now have the coof

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The next election in our post-apocalyptic wasteland will be between Mad Dave (the cars with spikes on them party) and Gav the Stabber (the cars with even more spikes on them party).

So just watched the whole press conference. Was initially fuming due to headlines but I can see some logic following it.

Essentially they're admitting you can't stop it. Draconian measures will just result in high peaks and troughs which results in least people getting treated.
I think I can sum up where they're coming from with this:
>Can't indefinitely protect the most vulnerable by trying to hide them away, have to let people get infected and build a firewall to lower their risks of ever getting it.
>Italy and places enforcing such 'draconian' measures will only result in a continuous peak-trough style dispersing of the virus = loads of people being unable to be treated
>Timing is everything - people can't avoid it, you're going to get infected. It's best not to try to stop spread altogether but rather try to get it to infect the least vulnerable
>NHS is prepping and come summer it'll have greater resource disposal as well as less demand for other health conditions.
>We're all going to have to accept a level of responsibility. The government cannot protect you from this. You have to act appropriately by instantly self-isolating for 7 days upon even the first appearance of the most minute symptom and by ensuring you wash your hands as much as possible.
>7 days determined as viral load is greatly reduced after 7 days / isn't likely to be effectively spread via aerosol/droplet outside of 1-2m
>Everyone needs to frequently wash their hands.
It makes me anxious, not gonna lie but perhaps this is the best approach to it? Admitting we're gonna have to lock horns with the virus so best to do it now in a way that doesn't fuck up our resources and force us into a constant big battle with pauses in between.
Also they're saying there will be more draconian methods used, but you have to use them appropriately and at the right time to ensure highest level of participation and commitment and to shape the curve in the way you want. Delaying total infection doesn't do that.

lads, can't help crying on the drive home from work
on one hand i'm being a massive faggot
on the other i'm quite concerned

nothings sad, i'm not depressed, i am fucking exhausted, but why crying?

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This.
The government has decided that the economy and GDP is worth more than British lives

>Oxford
Original home of UK antifash
One cunt used to post on rightwing message boards throwing out challenges. Lived on the Blackbird Leys estate I recall

>Killer coronavirus can survive in the air for THREE HOURS and on plastic and steel surfaces for up to three days, scientists reveal
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100999/Tests-new-virus-lives-surfaces-3-days.html
3 days is wrong. it can survive for up to 9 days at room temperature and 28+ at lower than that.

Your mad because Asian men have more bottle than you?

Based, also fuck Jannies

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When are we gonna get rid of these paki nonces lads?
Bring back the rope.

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QT on tonight?

>Can't indefinitely protect the most vulnerable by trying to hide them away, have to let people get infected and build a firewall to lower their risks of ever getting it.
there's no immunity. the virus has ADE. you can get reinfected and reinfection is even worse.

i'm voting gav m8, don't even need a loicense for spikes on my own car unlike that faggot mad dave.

>"Children as young as 11 are enslaved in a squalid life of prostitution in Bradford - and the law is failing to protect them [...] Of 100 under-18-year-olds in touch with project workers last year, the average age was 14 and the youngest was 11. And this is just the tip of the iceberg, workers say. Teenagers are being exploited by older pimps who lock them up like animals in bedsits and deny them access to food or a toilet. [...] Most of the youngsters are too scared to fight back against their violent pimps."

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5G IoT targeting your brain and entraining your emotions into sadness, despair and suicide

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Half of my work is working from home now lads and we're rotating out each week but encouraged to stay at home.

Ready to get comfy.

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Nope it's not but the scare has made it on offer all the times coz some associate it with the virus..

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you're the kind of person that cares deeply about missed benefit payments, food banks and fit to work judgements aren't you

>swede getting taken out at the start
gets me every time

That's what I got from it.

Literally never been scared of a paki or arab in my life, even when there are multiple of them they are all so frail. I never understood this meme

Well you didn't really steal. We just have too many of the bitches. They were literally too dumb to work here so good luck.

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what else can the state do? realistically and beyond just doing anything publicly to sooth idiots who will still catch it.

Mudshits & roaches*

I feel so much safer now that I know about all of the nothing we are doing as a nation to protect ourselves.

>"Police in Blackpool state they believe that fifteen-year-old Paige Chivers, a victim of sexual exploitation, has most likely been murdered. [...] Police and outreach groups eventually identify sixty Blackpool girls as victims of sexual exploitation - by one gang. All the girls are aged between thirteen and fifteen."

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Me too. I thought I would be productive but now I'm just arguing with people on 4chin all day. Wish Resi 3 was out.

Bullshit.
Just get it over you weaklings. Either you die of it or because you neet cunts finally had the last of your grannies savings.

LARP

This is some reddit tier shit.

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retard

Cringe LARP

Hello bongs.

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>be china
>super-flu hits
>nip it in the bud by shutting down literally everything for a few months
>wait it out
>eventually dissipates out to negligble ammounts

>be britain
>just let everyone get infected lol
>~10% of the workforce out for years
>just in time supply chains collapse
>boomers seething
>markets crashing

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Dayumn, those digits!

We don't know what the long-term consequences of this disease are. We're playing with fire

Missus is finally on board with taking the kids out of school
2 months of dr john campbell every single night finally worked

Lol it's crazy that people are that fucking dumb.

Same at my work

what do you want or expect to happen?

Chav cunts being useful for once. Shits given absolute zero.

It's older than your wifes son Dave.

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This

Why are mutts so unoriginal, you have to steal other peoples ideas?

Eddie is back from the grave

God you're boring

China are sending plasma from recovered patients to italy
My friend's brother had it 8 werks ago in thailand and is in perfect health now. Cvg isnt real life

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