China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60% archive.is/MrQFb
>LATEST CASES 18:55: 595 new cases and 13 new deaths in France. 18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan. 17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain. 17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy. 17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany. 12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain. 12:03: 212 new cases and 2 new deaths in Switzerland.
When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?
There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.
This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.
No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.
It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.
Angel Perry
>Dead: 4,968 lol, still only 4,968. How many days has it been stuck at 4,968? Four days? Five days?
LISTEN HERE Chinese people ate bats, so fucking what?! PEOPLE OF MANY DIFFERENT REGIONS EAT BATS JUST BECAUSE IT DISGUSTS YOU DOESNT MEAN ITS WRONG!! It's simply culturally relative. The Chinese eating bats didn't do this to you, user >Prove me wrong
Logan Nguyen
DESTROY THE SPINELESS SHOW ME IT'S REAL WASTING OUR LAAAST CHANCE TO COME AWAY JUST BREAK THE SILENCE 'CAUSE I'M DRIFTING AWAY AWAY FROM YOOOU
Showed up to my shartmart 2 hours later (11:30ish). All the toilet paper was gone, keep in mind they had a pallet full and was all sold out. Rice, canned food disappearing, Clorox gone.
Does anyone have that pic of apu in a hazmat suit sitting in a toilet paper fort? I can't find it and want to send it to my boomer parents (they love the "frog memes")
>FAMILY STILL DOESN'T PREP >STILL GOING OUT >MOTHER WORKS AT HOSPITAL >NOWHERE TO GO help me pol, these people are going to infect me and there's 0.7 icu per 10000 inhabitants
Think herd immunity is a parody story like usual Jewish tactic ones here
Turns out its real
Brandon Brown
NORWAY NOW +160 TOTAL 791 1 DEAD
Jack Perry
In order for this virus to be taken seriously at all, Tom Hanks must die.
Sebastian Barnes
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 18 (EIGHTEEN) DAYS
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION. YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED
All Maryland schools are closed for two weeks from 16th-27th
Aiden Martinez
My peruvian friends >be in the gob >the gob is not saying the true numbers of infected >they fuck up >they are moving personal to protect some people >The Health Minister is in panic Its official Peru its fuck Time to panic AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
here in corrientes, argaytina, some unis decided to suspend classes for 2 weeks, while others (mine included) will still have them. In the other hand, Misiones and Jujuy shut down all schools and unis already
Noah Anderson
kek, we're all going to die cause of chinks. v=Daoh-l8O0yw
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I was here a couple of days ago wishing for those feminazis to get genocided by corona. THANK YOU, CORONA FOR LISTENING TO MY PRAYERS!!
SUMMER WAS A COPE BY AMERITARDS NOTHINGBURGERS SHITTING THEIR PANTS
THERE ARE NO BREAKS IN THIS TRAIN
Daniel Brown
Bolsonaro is on watch for Coronavirus and about to be tested, results will be released tomorrow. If confirmed, Trump could probably have it too, since they were together not long ago.
Again, no serious responses to answer my question! As I expected!
Connor Bell
Are we in the Calm Before the Storm?
Jason Thompson
KEK has chosen to spare our white children praise based KEK
Juan Lee
>Ladies and gentlemen the press conference will now begin. Here's all the information we have at this time: >A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat >The bat mutated the snake virus into batsnake virus >Chinese man who coincidentally lives next to the only level 4 bio-weapons factory in China happens to eat the only bat with batsnake virus >By some as yet unexplained magic, the super-mutated, super-deadly batsnake virus made the inter-species jump to humans to become the manbatsnake virus. Probably through the well known "bat soup" theory of virology >Virus just happens to have an almost unprecedented four changed amino acids, but please don't ask about that >It only kills the elderly and the infirm. Except when it kills other people who aren't elderly or infirm like the Chinese doctor who coincidentally tried to warn everybody >It only kills 0.1% or 5% or 3.2% or 10% or something. We can be absolutely sure that the number is somewhere between 0 and 100% >There's no need to prepare. There will be no shortages. Except for all the shortages that there are >Keep sending kids to school. School is completely safe until we decide to shut all the schools down for being unsafe >The best way to stop the manbatsnake virus (that definitely isn't a bio-weapon) is to "wash your hands while singing the national anthem" >Twice >We are still in the "containment" phase (phase 1). Except sometimes we're in the "delay" phase (phase 2) or the "quarantine entire EU countries" phase (phase [shrugs]) >Shutting the borders wouldn't have worked you big racist. Something something GDP >Also racism is worse than manbatsnake >Also self preservation is racism. Not letting Chinese people coof on you is racist >Car crashes caused by climate change kill far more people with the flu every second of every day >Don't wear a mask because masks don't work. Which is why a mask shortage would be bad. Give them all to the authorities or else they'll die >Buy my stocks
rolling for total collapse of society in a few weeks
Zachary Brooks
I hope rat loses shitton of money.
Jack Rivera
If I had a $1 for every time some retard said, "It's just the flu."
Ayden Edwards
Schools closed in Seattle are for the next 6 weeks minimum.
Jose Morgan
Why the FUCK did you people meme a real, actual happening into existence? For months now I've been ignoring your autism general threads...and now look what's fucking happened. You've fucked it all.
They should close everything those fucking idiots coming to Florida for spring break.... Some fucking asshole who knew he had corona got on a plane from new york to florida.
Thanks to anons in previous thread i corrected and added countries to the list >Schools/Universities shut down nationwide in: China Japan S. Korea Italy France Turkey Norway Denmark Ireland Poland Vietnam Belgium Bahrein Philippines Paraguay (EXTREMELY relevant) Slovakia Czech Republic Greece Lithuania Austria Hungary Romania UAE Bosnia/Herzegovina Some African shitholes
Jaxson Mitchell
>Herro ferrow Amelican
Lincoln Hill
Lol that story is embarrassing I can't believe you'd share that. You're so retarded your mom doesn't keep weapons in the house cus she knows you'll hurt yourself
Justin Cox
repeated numeros and trump dies
Brandon Jackson
Are you guys ready for the mini-happening within the happening, when medicine will start coming short and Trannies will revert into hairy Ogres without their precious Israeli hormones?
They'll probably close ours Universities next week. What do in that time? I'm not used to the NEET lifestyle.
Nolan Garcia
you realize that if coronavirus actually hits it'll kill all scientists and labs, making us virtually lose the war right? It literally doesn't matter if you prepare or not
Alexander Collins
We'll never know if Trump has it. He has to die, that's the only option because american government will never let us know.
Jacob Garcia
please be real
Lucas Gutierrez
confirmed, croats and serbs finally unite to save the world
Ethan Morales
so 1 trillion down the drain tomorrow. trumpy boy is really sinking the ship with no survivors this time
Henry Ramirez
They started in January.
They knew what was coming (as did we).
Charles Gonzalez
All of New England has fallen.
Matthew Cruz
I thought it was already confirmed? Or were they confused with the aide?
Logan Powell
You looked hungry so we made you a big juicy burger to chomp down
Be safe brother.I just want all my fellow anons to be safe, be prepared and be ready.
Joseph Murphy
>uh-oh what do they know frens? It means it was planned. Planned all along. Guess those NZ properties with fences and bunkers will come in handy for the elite. The rest of us will fight over grubs in the dirt. If we don't get them first.
David Gomez
it's just a flu bro dont be an incel, party hard this weekend as usual man
german boomers and normalfag have this smug sense of superiority over other peoplewho have any kind of urgency or sense of emergency, can't wait until their lungs fill up with fluid
If they continue to push propaganda that the virus originated here I unironically support a full scale invasion, air strike campaign, and occupation of China. Commandeer their factories and produce the medication and goods our countries need. In time, annex it as our 51st state
Caleb Long
3M or Sundström seems good. Don't know about US brands.
Important that you get good particle filters. Ideally P100 or P99.
Levi Thomas
you will also get COVID before anyone else.
Anthony Sanders
The fucking thing everyone with a functioning brain was saying would happen happened Color me surprised RIP ICU units in Madrid Guess that's what happens when your health minister is a philosophy graduate
man i'm such a panic seeding happening fag amongst my social circle. literally telling people to wear mopp4 gear and prepare for service drafting for graves detail
Nicholas Williams
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if he shows symptoms then he caught it some weeks ago..
Caleb Cook
>2:00pm "automated" reports for WA >2:15pm "automated" report not out Where's Washington numbers please, would be nice if these kike niggers would at least be honest with time if they want to keep everything going and pretend this isn't bad
We will never know for sure, maybe not even that many, but in these 2 weeks that passed since then are probably worse. Life resumed, people got back to class and work, completely oblivious to what was happening. Until yesterday normies were still blind
Sebastian Adams
5k 2nite?
Jack Taylor
it's an analogy you pieroginigger. There's no point in preparing for coronavirus if we can't find a vaccine/contain it for good. If it reachs the scientists, it's over.
Jason Allen
Ok, but who made the COVID-19 and for what purpose bros? Was it the burgers to displace their industrial plants from China? The Chinese, in order to control their population? A conjoined effort? The jews?
same. if anyone gets this shit I hope it's the normalfag smug pieces of shit who even dare to crack a smile at anyone wearing a mask. it's actually disgusting how these people exist, hopefully their smugness is what culls them from the gene pool.
My company is making all non-essential employees work from home.
I work in IT. It's an absolute shitshow. We dont have the equipment to provide.
Juan Jackson
This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
Kevin Long
>It's like that but the fort is made of TP. I'm pretty sure I saw it on twitter. Maybe I am just imagining it
serious question, do you think more or less americans will get infected with Corona than H1N1?
Justin Cook
i work in a travel related industry, bros. i'm worried about my job
Anthony Bennett
It's so fucking funny watching all the normies finally freak out about this shit when you've known about it for months. They're losing their shit, while you've already prepped months ago. Guess that's what the get for being ignorant shills, serves em right.
There’s a rumor circling that NYC is going into lockdown tomorrow. Anyone else heard the same thing?
Nolan Powell
scientists? jews and poos?
Nicholas Ortiz
Why don't we just team up bro? We can both respect one another as those who respect the art of improving your body. You guys can do the movement, we can do the heavy lifting.
Ian Murphy
They're not cancelling Live PD because of this shit, are they?
I'm from there and it's true, there are hundreds of police vans and trucks. My mom is an isolated hospital staff, and you have no idea how bad things are here, she got tested today and tomorrow we'll have the results.
separate parts of your hut. do you have lysol there?
Brandon Bell
are you living under a fucking rock. Italy is already doing this, and rightfully so. if you're quarantined and decide to step outside, you deserve nothing but fucking lead in your skull.
Eli Moore
Im sad things are being quarentined. I dont want this fire to stop rising.
right now about 70 confirmed but with the r0 being about 4 then we assume about 280 may be infected
the military are going to be deployed to maintain public order. last year there was a snowstorm and people panic bought bread and drove tractors into supermarkets to steal bread and toilet paper
the average IQ here is 96
Isaiah Myers
Kek, humor is *coof* underrated during this timeline
Bentley Brown
So upset knowing that some of the "it's just a flu, bro" normie's won't fucking cough up a lung from it. The world is unfair.
Adam Hughes
>2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy. How long until we can say it's over 9000?
Blake Evans
The idiots who purchased this mid-drop....I don't even.
Dominic Bennett
embrace the NEET and you might survive
Gavin Green
RUSSIA CLOSES ITS BORDER TO ITALIAN CITIZENS & ANYONE COMING FROM ITALY, TO HELP STOP SPREAD OF COVID-19
how young? i'm going to close my room with plastic, yeah there's lysol
William Rogers
this is nothingburger to crash the stock market to hell so that jews can get all stonks on discount. this shit has been going on for four months and we have yet to see any significant amount of deaths in the west.
My ex-fiancee was just sent home from work. She has: fever, runny nose, sore throat, diarrhea, headache, malaise and cough. Pretty sure I am just starting to fight it too.
Isaiah Nelson
yesterday we had 1500 cases now it's 2745 how fuck are we?
REEEEEEEEEEEE Good thing I cancelled my flight. Sorry buddy. I thought we would be ok since we don't really get tourists. Jamaica got their case from the UK.
Carter Garcia
lmao 10/10 best post in all 2000 threads
If I die of corona thank you all for a good laugh
Zachary Sullivan
I know im late but what are the best things to stock up on, pasta, noodles?
Hudson Long
heard things about things getting shut down. NYC governor is being active right now. expect it.
Michael Martin
what prophecy?
Henry Bailey
this thread might legit end up saving my life I prepped in time, left uni two weeks ago and returned home and bought enough food for 2-3 months I thank all you frens for that
Nathan Young
it's called ChinAIDS
Luis Gomez
More (with massive shut it down) to 80 percent or so
Influenza has a low R0.
Brody Wright
lol
Ethan Rodriguez
ALERTA DE MACACO
John Kelly
is it racist if we call it the lombardy virus
Owen Martinez
> reddit spacing GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, SUBHUMANS! Yas Forums IS TOO COOL AND FUN FOR YOU.
Evan Carter
checked! > Everyone you talked to is walking dead
Robert Lewis
They didn't release that information. It's probably some rich Indian.
Lincoln Reyes
He likes to suck cocks and drink cum and take cocks in his ass while eating ass.
I hate those retards. Especially since if you say "I heard it on Yas Forums" they just go apeshit and start chimping about how Yas Forums is full of schizos and spergs.
Maybe if we're lucky there'll be a mutation that absolutely decimates the normies.
Ape and Essence it was of my favorite books and we are about to live it. That Light whose smile kindles the Universe That Beauty in which all things work and move That Benediction, which the eclipsing Curse Of birth can quench not, that sustaining Love, Which through the web of being blindly wove By man and beast and earth and air and sea, Burns bright or dim, as each are mirrors of The fire for which all thirst, now beams on me Consuming the last clouds of cold mortality.
he US Federal Reserve is bailing out Wall Street with an unbelievably massive injection of $1.5 TRILLION. $1.5 trillion just so happens to also be the amount of total student loan debt in the US. That's not going anywhere—but bankers need another bailout! How can you defend this??
Germany is a fuck Currywurst Tötet sie Alle 1945 Ich bin gutmensch Mann 60000000000 dead jews
Nolan Wood
learning is literally the spice of life, if you're sitting around cooming all the time instead of learning a hobby or a new skill you're spending your time wrong.
John Sullivan
There were like 3 cases in Italy for a Month until 2 weeks ago
Lol my cousin in BC said they stole her toilet paper out of her truck bed
Colton Flores
yeah lectures suck anyway I've learned so much more after leaving uni and spending my time indoors learning at my own pace
Carter Johnson
lol i'm just gonna fish everyday in vero beach florida the fish can't get corona right
Michael Reyes
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
Adrian Taylor
You will literally fucking die wearing that retard. Not only does it have lead and asbestos in it the shitty soviet seal on it probably broke two decades ago.
I already think I might have it, got dragged to a Chinese basement where all he employees were mask wearing coofers. Feeling the fever flare up right about now. Praying I don’t die or get crippled
be careful if you choose to go. After the trump statement, everyone is going to be going to stores (going against the avoiding large crowds advice). Just get canned shit, and shit that lasts.
Justin Phillips
Why doesn't Iran close its schools - oh wait they don't have any over there right?
Tyler Robinson
Trump literally has the finest medical care in the world available for him 24/7/365.25 - he is garuanteed to get over it hans.
I've seen a couple of reports saying young kids have got Corona, but it seems like children in general are less affected, plz don't take that as gospel, though. Best of luck, user.
