NYC SHUT DOWN

Gosh I can't wait for the livestream of the chaos.

No better place than here.
No better time than now.

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My Dads wife’s boyfriend works at epic games and he said the same.

>implying it's ever NOT really the time for a blowjob.
Ask me how I know you've invested heavily in onions stocks.

I thought it was referring to the chain restaurant BJ’s Steakhouse, often called BJ’s

jew york city on lockdown, please coronachan do some damage

BJs is a warehouse club like Costco.

If you work in the south Bronx I’m surprised you’re not already dead.

I wouldn’t say no to one right now...

Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead

Good luck faggots battle royale in real life

Oh I didn’t even know that. BJ’s in the South is a chain of restaurants that serve really tasty desserts. Hence my assumption.

About time that nigger infested state shuts down

Way to spread.

>you will never be disemboweled with a scythe by a Jap qt
Just give me the chinky pox already

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... good, very good, are they capping the telephone and internet connections too? food only once a month?

BJs wholesale club
t. nyc resident

Those double quads confirmed a NY happening so this sounds about right. Based.

BJs is like a Costco

YOU HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO LEAVE THE BRONX

can confirm bjs just flew over my house lol

I've got a webcam pointing outside to a public park in NYC.
If shit goes down I'll post the link lol.

the division

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What is he trying to be? Bane?

>my dad works for nintendo trust me
I thought this didn't work after 4th grade?

might be entertaining
what will the NYC fags first? corona or the rats

I unironically believe that this will happen. We were warned

can confirm
my dads bull works at gamestop and he said the same thing

All heck can’t stop this wreck

I just realized most NYC anons don’t carry an EDC pistol, stay safe and get home

i get this reference

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I totally needed that laugh. thanks user

Then Long Island is fucked.

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>CLOSE THOSE FUCKIN CURTAINS OR FUCKIN DIE SHITIZEN

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Fuck off we’re full

alright just left the massage place and headed to costco to get some water and toilet paper, wish me luck boys..

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based

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MFW it’s actually happening

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Aren’t those employees usually all Chinese or Korean

I unironically hope every Jew in NYC dies.

did you get infected with a happy ending?

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Will big cities turn into war zones like those Division video games?

based

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True

Stay stronk mutts. I'll be praying for you.

I always go for full sex. Been seeing the same stable of girls for 6 months and it's always been a good time. Saw Kim today and she charged the same rate she always does, 100 even. The reason I like this place so much is the fact that they don't try to upsell me and waste time. She did however have a runny nose but it wasn't a big deal. You can't get sick from mucus right?

>When life imitates art
Fucking kino

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Make no mistake, this is our extinction event. Make your peace with god

>tfw all these cityfaggots about to stampede upstate
Wish there was a bridge I could burn, why must we be attached to the biggest jew nigger hellhole on the planet.
Any Upstate NY bros rejecting NYC family?

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Yeap NYC. A shithole is always a shithole.

Soon.

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Once they announce the lockdown, the bridges will be clogged in 15 minutes and no one is getting out

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>female ceo
fake