/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1964 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

A question for the italians:
If you are taking a walk and a policeman stops you, you just have to fill a paper and then you can go?

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Goddamn chinks
I don't want your gay virus happening anymore
Go back to whatever hell you crawled from Corona chan

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Don't forget the neuroinvasive potential onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
There is a chance we will have huge waves of nerve damaged individuals , incapable of participating in the work force in a meaningful way , huge general averages of iq drops regressing society back 50 or 60 years even with computers.

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Ada Colacau is in quarantine.
Catacucknia is hidding infected numbers.

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What kind of lock down though?

My wife is Chinese she's telling me latest news in China is survivors of covid19 has a body condition of someone with SARS and Aids

Wtf bros...

if that chinky flu comes round 'ere, i'll kick 'em in the cunt

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Reminder:

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Why is argie bro so slow

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

Ok bros its now or never, how do I control my hunger and ration my shit well.

How do I stop eating? Should I do intermitent fasting? what's the most efficient way to eat to maximize the days I can last with my current stash?

kek just seen this

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It's already mostly locked down

Not quite, the flu is far more dangerous.

spanish politician says she got cured from coronavirus in 3 days by just taking paracetamol
>libertaddigital.com/espana/2020-03-12/coronavirus-ana-pastor-me-siento-bien-paracetamol-1276653822/

Stacy as fuck

both my police and health ministry sources talk about a full on quarantine italian style

Why are there still so few cases in the US? It was one of the first countries to report a case yet there are under 1,500 cases reported still. Look at how quickly it's been infecting people in other countries, why aren't we seeing the same thing here?

I hope Corona Chan doesn’t have a thing for 33 year old virgins. I was just starting to grow into my wizard powers.

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Wu Flu playlist (pls add more)

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imagine how bad it's gonna be tomorrow

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v1
>HCoV-19 and SARS-CoV-1 exhibited similar half-lives in aerosols, with median estimates around 2.7 hours.
HCoV-19 and SARS-CoV-1 exhibited similar half-lives in aerosols, with median estimates around 2.7 hours.
>HCoV-19 and SARS-CoV-1 exhibited similar half-lives in aerosols, with median estimates around 2.7 hours.
HCoV-19 and SARS-CoV-1 exhibited similar half-lives in aerosols, with median estimates around 2.7 hours.

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FRIDAY THE 13TH TOMORROW PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

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Boris' quotes are good.
> This is the worst public crisis for a generation, some people compare it to seasonal flu, alas that is not right
> Owing to the lack of immunity, this disease is more dangerous, and it’s going to spread further.
> I must level with the British public, many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time
See: dailywire.com/news/british-pm-boris-johnson-coronavirus-the-worst-public-health-crisis-for-a-generation

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/protein/AVP78033.1

Is this legit or what?

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zuppa di pipistrello, una delicia

That's a lot of monitors.

>so we will just all die?
it will realistically take 1-3 years off the average human's life expectancy
we should all expect to live shorter lives because of this

There was in the news a guy in a car with a transit permit so he showed it to the police.
I think you have some permits to go around.

>post crime stats
>immediately start coughing
b-bros?

>last tab

>wash your hands
So we can all agree this is the equivalent to duck and cover right? Some bullshit that has maybe some minor benefits but really is just a routine to drill in to the normies to keep them calm?

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Digits confirm. Bobo was sent by Kek.

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LISTEN HERE
Chinese people ate bats, so fucking what?!
PEOPLE OF MANY DIFFERENT REGIONS EAT BATS
JUST BECAUSE IT DISGUSTS YOU DOESNT MEAN ITS WRONG!!
It's simply culturally relative.
The Chinese eating bats didn't do this to you, user
>Prove me wrong

Here is your (You)

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Is mowing down every chink I see a bit racist lads? I don't want to be politically incorrect

Thankfully I was ready for this in January , when these threads were still in the double digits

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Serious question. Where are all the videos of China? We used to have new webm's every hour, then it all just stopped.

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>school's going to give all lessons online now
Guess I'll be holed up inside until the 31st then

Oh snap!

i lost thousands in the market today,give me one reason why i should vote for the orange baboon ever again?

Our infected tripled the number only in one day.

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> yfw you'll become dumb as a fucking rock, happy and finally blissfully unaware of reality

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You can't fight progress user-kun

Media lockdown and CCP threatening those who post about new cases? That's my best guess.

Start smoking.

how long until China 2nd wave?

We aren't testing people. Kits are faulty. Keep up, senpai.

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i've been intermittent fasting since november just to lose some weight and it's really easy. i just don't eat until the evening. your body adjusts pretty easily after about two weeks and you kind of just ending up doing a lower caloric average per week as a result.

WE GOT TOO FAR
STOP THE RIDE NOW

We’re all infected then huh

Under 20k tomorrow, then it'll be lower than it was when Trump was elected

>we could be in serious trouble, we need to close the borders
>nooooo dont be wacisss!

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>those trips
99.99% when?

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No tests, not wuflu

yep. it's a respiratory disease gotten form inhaling. not from eating it

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>one of my friends on fb goes on a rant about how this isn't a big deal and won't affect people's lives
>brags about booking a flight to Florida to go to Disney
>multiple people tell him it's only a matter of days before Disney closes, he calls them stupid
>Disneyland just closed
>he is now going on a new seething rant about media "fear mongering" because he realizes Disney World is going to shut down too

he's an avid Bernie supporter too, of course

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Hope youre wearing your mask. Because most people arent.

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I got asked to cover a shift, should I take it?

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