At 5:00 p.m. EST, I will be making an announcement that will change the course of everything you know and love. You don't want to miss it.
**AHEM** '''TINK TINK TINK''' I have a VERY important announcement to make
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im ready sir
In 20 minutes, I will release the info. Be ready.
I hope I’m not underdressed.
It better be something good user, I don't wanna waste my day.
>inb4 fuck jannies fuck trannies and fuck kikes and niggers
I'll be in the back incase you fail to deliver OP
I have travelled from far away to hear this. Please make this worth my time. NO ONE INTERRUPT HIM!
at 5:00 pm EST i will fuk you in the ass
Please give us a message of hope in these trying times
Let's hear it young man.
berry nice, let's hope your anal death by firing squad is quick, no bumpo
cant wait for this riveting announcement of epic proportions.
Fuck spooks
Fuck cucks
Fuck shills
Fuck deep state
Fuck pedos
Fuck Tom Hanks
Fuck janies
..
phew, glad I could make it
ah yes i have prepared a drink
The corona virus is a Chinese biochemical weapon. We’re going to war boys.
Word from the frontlines!
I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
kek
Kek wills the end of civilization
vvvvvvvrooom psshhhwwwww vrrrrrrroooeeeem pssswwwwuwuwuww (i have a turbo)
WHAT IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT I MUST KNOW IMMEDIATELY
let's get this announcement where it belongs
C'mon man I got work
I was here
Shoosh, he's about to speak.
Checked!
Im ready when you are *hits blunt*
I'm sorry I was late. Please go ahead with the announcement sir
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Let’s get this show on the road
He’s gonna say wash your hands
Omg these digits
Almost time ‘gents
Do it faggot
very based thread
I made it just in time.
It's getting exciting, man, I wonder what this announcement will be
Believe in Jesus my friends
info is that OP pooped in his pants LMAO
*coof*
Here it is guys, make sure you're sitting down:
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
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ITS TIME
I haven't had a solid shit in weeks.
Is he gonna say it?
I'm ready for the disappointment
Let me make it for you OP: you're a buttfucking faggot.
Rather weak
Fuck jannies?
based
SAY IT
SAY THE WORD
Are you a freemason sir? Are we slaves now?
ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL
based
Wow. this is groundbreaking, truly a masterful presentation
Thats a mighty fine song lad
I like the cut of your jib
That was alright i guess
wow!
*sips champagne*
the mods even stickied this post
based
BASED i tell ya
>EST
It's EDT now, brainlet
Hello people
Say what again my good sir?
huh, based
Bit of an anti climax. Desu.
FUCK CHINKS
True has been spoken!
Nice
Based
>Fuck jannies
Wow, made it just in time to be late.
You failed me user.
BASEDDDDDD
Trannies
expected, but still based
This would have been based if you included “FUCK CHINKS” as well
Such a touching speech.
EXTREMELY Based
powerful.