/ptg/ President Trump General - Gradually Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump Oh Fuck Oh No 3/11/20
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>Pres Trump Addresses Nation on Corona-chan 3/11/20
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>Pres Trump meets w/Big Bank CEOs 3/11/20
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>VP Pence Interview w/C-SPAN 3/11/20
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>Don Jr on HardFactorNews 3/11/20
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/huehue FM Araújo 3/11/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters 3/11/20
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>HHSSec Azar on F&F 3/11/20
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>Don Jr on HughHewittShow 3/11/20
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>Eric Trump on F&F 3/11/20
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>ThiccSarah on F&F 3/11/20
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>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FBN 3/11/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/AsstSoS4DRL Destro) 3/11/20
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MAGA

MAGA

OH WHAT A DAY
WHAT A LOVELY DAY

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i think it must be gun violence that caused the corona virus

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First to Awoo!

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the power of AWOO compels you!

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MAGA

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youtu.be/ZYK4c6wNUyM

TRUMP DID THIS

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Tight tight tight tight YEEEAAHH

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The commies that collected worthless degrees kind of have a point.

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MIGA

NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT TOTALLY CANCELLED

MARCH MADNESS IS *DEAD*

NOW, ALL THE FOCUS IS ON BLIMPF, /ptg/...HE HAS THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY

these breads are going fast

THANK YEW CORONA-CHAN!

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MIGA 2020

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You are indeed the first to Awoo.

>BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Bill de Blasio fights tears as he declares a state of emergency in New York City and says the world has 'turned upside down' amid coronavirus outbreak that could last six months
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8106551/Mayor-Bill-Blasio-declares-state-emergency-New-York-City.html
>only 6 months

The Dow all time record high close was 29,551.42 points on February 12, 2020, just 30 days ago. It has fallen 28.3% from the high.

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That's the sign of a happening.
>no, not the virus
>the wildly overblown "ORANGE MAN BAD" response to it

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Cringe

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based

>kind of have a point.
The FED injecting liquidity isn't the same as actually spending money.

>*inhales*
PFFFHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OH NO NONONONONONO
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MAGA MAGA MAGA!

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The market is finally pricing in a decoupling from China. That's what this is. All we have to do is keep them travel banned through summer and we'll start to see a turnaround.

I'd rather they burn the money than rewarding idiots who make bad life choices.

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I hate this fucking faggot with a passion

>Nomaan Merchant

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Don’t local governments typically warn people to not feed wild animals, or does Thailand just not give a fuck?

It's gonna fall below 20,000 tomorrow and behind the scenes Blimpf will blow his fucking top

That Fed Jew meeting next Wednesday will be fucking nuts...we're gonna have (((stimulus))) shoved up every single one of our fucking asses before this is all over

most be one of those sacred monkeys

Lol, what happens to the precious stock markets next week when everybody realizes that the Corona panic was a media scam? Everybody just put their money back and goes "oops"?

Everyone talks about how more and more countries will be like Italy including the US. THIS is actually more representative of what will happen when niggers around the world are stopped being fed

Huzzah!

>no clown tifa gf
Agony...

> Here you go.
Cute as fuck

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no more handshakes!

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Almost as delusional as trump downplaying just the flu.

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TRUMP CAN WIN WITH THESE NUMBERS?

NO MORE BIGLY ECONOMY TO BRAG ABOUT.

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>implying tourists ever follow the rules
every country should adopt Singapore rules and just have their police beat the shit out of tourists that break the rules

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Should just give it to free up the student loan then they would go out buy houses/cars/other shit which would stimulate the companies that are tanking.

Randlet

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Niggers

Their schools closing down over a flu is partly the reason for the stock panic. They literally canceled college over a flu.

IT'S REAL LMAO
THANK YOU TRUMP
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/pregnant-19-year-child-die-climb-us-wall-69563345

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This is the dumbest fucking panic of all time.

getting trump out of office should be our #1 concern, otherwise there wont be a U.S economy.

MAGA

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she didn't fly so good

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Not a child, just a clump of cells. Unless, of course, Mexican women have live babies inside them and American women don't.

We should as Pelosi.

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That literally proves that the wall works. If goblins become so desperate that they have to try climbing the wall, the effort is paying off.

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Former Trump voter here. After his disastrous handling of this crisis, I'm voting for Biden. Obama handled the swine flu epidemic masterfully and didn't result in the largest stock market crash since 2008. I've lost 30% value in my portfolio and will tell everyone I know to not reelect Trump.

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Mind explaining the difference?

kek what a stupid bitch

> CORONAVIRUS WILL KILL US AL-
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, FIRST PATIENT INFECTED IN PORTUGAL ALREADY CURED!

> Feels good to be white
COOFERS BTFO!

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Man I hope SPY opens up 10 points you degenerate scum deserve to pay for rooting for our downfall

OTOH I give you begrudging respect for putting in like 300K in shorts , I get sweaty doing 1K

Why would we forgive dumb niggers for taking loans they refuse pay back?

I think you are right

"Social Media is great!"
- Donald Trump

Meme president please save us.

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These are getting weirder and weirder and yet nothing has really changed.

Scuttle it.

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youtu.be/K30XCsTIHUo?t=63

Man, this year is going to be filled to the fucking BRIM of shit that didn't age well after a week. My dick can't get any harder.

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It really is, bunch of cornholios out there

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youtube.com/watch?v=q47Wvh45ZqY

>Pregnant 19-year old, lump of cells dies trying to climb us border wall.
Fixed.

>the anchor was too heavy.

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The absolute state of the catalogue..
hysterical fools.

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Why are her eyes closed?

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DO IT

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Remember: no corn pops.

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you don't get "cured". it stays with you forever. it'll flare up soon and they'll die of a cytokine storm.

She didn't bring any friends besides the baby did she?

>this will become America's Hitler salute

I'm okay with it

HAHAHAHAHA, PRESS S

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everyone knows its the virus dum dum. sure your echo chamber will believe this is #trumpvirus but no one with a brain will

>Bitcoin below $5850
Someone check on Yas Forums.

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My thoughts as well. I didnt take any loans. I applied for grants and roomed as an RA for 3 years but my parents had raised me to be self reliant. A lot of my peers werent and when 2008 hit their parents werent able to pay for their college and they went on to take out loans for every fucking semester. They werent raging liberals, they just didnt know any better.

And those loans are predatory as fuck. Should have never been enacted in the manner it was.

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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most zoomers overreact to everything just like that Iranian WW3 that killed us all

LOWEST UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN HISTORY

No one is blaming him except for peoe who want it to be his fault. They are blaming the media for overhyping this nonsense. You arent gaining voters, you are showing a lot of people what kind of scum you are.

He will win

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so anyone testing the monkeys?

>browsing the catalog any time other than to find /ptg/

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So you finally bred out the moor genes?

>it stays with you forever
Wow, just like every other virus.

I'll just assume the camera against the sun was reflecting it or something

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OH NOES BROS

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Woulda been impressive for a fetus to climb that high

>MARCH MADNESS IS *DEAD*

Trump is truly god

wait for the re-infection to straight heart-attack the bitch

>one job.

How long after now? Now there is a way to prove your point, just make a prediction of when this particular patient will be back at the hospital and you and I wait until it happens (or fails to)

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now wait a minute
i thought they were called fetuses

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True, but it's shifting debt around the same as if they were to forgive student loans. The gov't would assume that debt as well.

media loves it
dems love it
social media loves it
who could be behind this?...

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>fedora arrives again
>the same lone pathetic faggot will fucking reply to his shtick again

The only thing fedora needs to be told is to kill himself as soon as possible

Wait till all those monkeys' carcasses are rotting in the sun.

She was 8 months.

Very clean, but can't get it resolved.
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/

> What has happened today?
Highlights would be the travel ban on Europe and Dow going down a little more

> How have threads been?
Funny for the most part

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they never had to face death, in combat

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Biden will run ads all over the U.S. of Trump downplaying the virus and pivot to his lack of response collapsing the economy.

It doesn't matter if it's not his fault brainlet. An unpopular president with a bad economy CANNOT win.

Feel free to fuck off back to r/thedonald,

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I really really wonder

what about all the lives Obama lost? over 1000 americans. trump is doing a WAY better job

And to top it off I will give you an older but new to the both of us Miku. Just accept she is forever tied with CUBES now.
SSSSSSSSSSSss

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Thats what I was doing fagoo.

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Imagine fearing the bear

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> wait for the re-infection to straight heart-attack the bitch
See , it is the change to get you proved right.

Just make a prediction of when this patient will be back at the hospital

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Fuckme

What a shithead.

So it's basically no different than common stomach bacteria, of which there are millions of different species living inside us?

It was actually more than 12,000. Didn't hear shit about it from the media, though.

After a few weeks of this you’ll be able to short predictit on biden futures

The catalog is always shit, user.

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> but it's shifting debt around the same as if they were to forgive student loans
Not really. This particular injection is fully paid back and, in repos case, fully paid back before the end of the day.

The equivalent would be lending the money to the students to pay their degree and collecting the money only after they graduat-
> OH WAIT
that's exactly what happens already

cunt.

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>I absolutely didn’t act in a partisan fashion
>t. Lanklet

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I don't know what the cubes mean but I accept it now. ZR Mikus are the best!

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Valid point user, but its more of a sewer than usual.

This

Why should we forgive supposed COLLEGE STUDENTS for being so stupid about basic arithmetic that they couldn't do simple compound interest when they signed on the dotted line for their luxury sheepskin soup?

Best they be kept out of the market altogether. Between jewpriced degrees and houses that they absolutely have, they'll fuck up the entire economy with their IQ 89 mathstoopids.

>Unpopular

Tell that to his uncontested primary numbers that dwarfed the dem primaries.

Have fun running an old man with actual dementia.
>Muh ads
Worked for bloomberg

>OTOH I give you begrudging respect for putting in like 300K in shorts
At this point I've been working under the assumption that it won't matter in the long term so I've been memeing for the last 2 weeks.
>tfw initially only had $48k left over from college savings
>tfw 1000%+ returns as soon as I began investing like I'm already ded

Figured out the trick to the markets

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>It was actually more than 12,000
oh shit. yeah, it took 1000 to actually get him to acknowledge it was serious

OBAMA IS NOT IN OFFICE ANYMORE.

YOU CANNOT EXCUSE EVERY DRUMPF FAILING WITH "MUH OBAMA" IN THE YEAR 2020.

*absolutely had to have

it's funny how twitterfags believe in their world that everyone has their views
yet it's been proven time after time they are a loud minority

biden is fucking full on senile

more like HIV. it always flares up and kills the host after they "recover".

Will they ever live down this fictional disease of theirs?

Kek

>arguing with women.webm

>Highlights would be the travel ban on Europe
God almighty
>Dow going down a little more
S E L L YOUR SOUL
>Funny for the most part
Good, good. Thanks for newz and all the baking m8

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Coyotes left the scene

It would still come out of the federal budget, which would be in the form of debt. When a nation is in deficit, that's how all bills are paid.

Isn't that the forearm they sneeze onto?

probably by September

this is their absolute last hope. if it was orchestrated or not, it took a viral epidemic to chink (pun intended) trumps armor

NOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE DRUMPF ORANGE MAN BAD REEEEE

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this. there are only 2 threads worthwhile: /ptg/ & humor threads

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oof

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>not having a direct link to search /ptg/ in the catalog, only displaying the results

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You need to point them out & why did Obama let 12k US citizens die from swine flu? Why did Obama sit on his boney backside for 6 months before doing anything?

He is saying bongo drums had a favorable media and 0 interest rates

just look up the symptoms of re-infection you fuckin retard

>t. the faggot literally no one likes

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yes. yes I can.

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Same. It was a weird trend. Now for two more Mikus.

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Dems wanted businesses to foot the bill of sick leave.
Repubs said fuck off, let the Feds pay for it
>>markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/republicans-oppose-coronavirus-bill-would-provide-paid-sick-leave-testing-2020-3-1028990627
>Senate Republicans have blocked an emergency paid sick leave bill aimed at helping deal with complications stemming from the coronavirus outbreak, arguing that the federal government should foot the bill — not employers — for the measure that Democrats claim is a public health imperative.

He got wrecked in Michigan primary on numbers though, like 800k vs 1.5m. He dominated NH however so that's looking good. We'll see how the debates go, I remember how they gave Hillary something so she was crystal clear during the debates even though every other time we saw her she was swaying like a willow tree. Even had a seizure at the 9/11 memory, so you know they have some good drugs to keep someone acting fine for 2 hours even though they're obviously fucked

milku

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And you have proof of these chronic symptoms after only 4 months?

How's your 401K?

>EU

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oh shit

>Obama handled the swine flu epidemic masterfully
no he didn't
he just didn't have to deal with people being paid to sow panic about it
thousands were dead before he even mentioned it, do you remember that?

>inb4 chink data

And Classical Art/Architecture threads.

>Don't forget, Trump signed a decree to Make Architecture Great Again.

Mmmmmmmmm...I dunno...but I could guess it has six gorillion masks.

It's unironically a good thing that Trump called Jim Cramer and took his advice

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>trust the polls now guise

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>democrats looking for ways to fuck up the country even more
they really should stand trail for treason

>it always flares up and kills the host after they "recover"
lol

He didn’t get wrecked in Michigan he had a record number of votes for an incumbent and preformed as well Reagan.

Jen O’Malley Dillon

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>Friedman

Stock price took a shit just in time to jack up the number of shares I'm granted this year. I'm perfectly fine given my target date.

So Trump did do the right thing.

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so dems are actually trying to crash the economy. i mean it was obvious, but there's absolutely no way you could force employers to pay for sick leave. would be cause for an uprising

is he really sick bros? He sounded out of breah in his ban speech.

Yep

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