/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1963 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Show me your tay face!

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Shes so beautiful

Anyone have the coronavirus IQ bell curve meme?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE GLOBAL DEPRESSION /CVG/!?!?

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>tfw Corona-chan plays this world on ultra-casual mode with cheats

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You guys do realize this is the point where kids start dying en masse, all of the world?

are they white?

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>mother asks her brother, who works as a anesthesian in a big hospital how bad it its going to be

his response
>light some candles and pray

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Lick it.

so, about the Cyberpunk...

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>“We expect the covid-19 epidemic in Norway sooner or later. It will most likely start in the spring or summer. The health consequences will be big, but we are not sure how big, ”writes FHI.

>FHI asks Norwegian health authorities to plan for 733,000 to become ill in Norway, and 5,500 of these will need intensive care in hospitals.

Norway is fucked big time.

Pasta is forever. Not bad. Needs more brown rice and lentils - when combined they make a complete protein source comparable to chicken.

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Hazmat suits walking into a UAB dorm!!!!!
>twitter.com/ehsun786/status/1237888110031040513
warning screaming girls

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what do you plan to do if society collapses because of the Coronavirus?

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Fuck. I just heard there's a fresh positive corona case near where I live.

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Spread your bum for Corona Chan!

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*coughs*

At least 1 and a half months, during which travel from China to the rest of the world was unrestricted. Censorship didn't begin until after that one doctor made the rounds, at which point they stopped everything and started "leaking" very obvious propaganda videos meant to save face.

Will work for food.... will be the new meme

10/10

Will those will the virus please visit old folks homes and cough in all of the boomer faces

CDC or WHO
Which one is more useless?

I'm scared. I need Bill's calming, boomer wisdom to see me through this. What's his latest take?

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DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP
>DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP
DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP
>DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP
DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP
>DOW FUTURES DOWN ANOTHER 10% AFTER 10% DROP

money.cnn.com/data/premarket/

what will be our signal/code in the new post-apocalyptic world lads

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>Dow Futures already -10.5%

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

investing.com/indices/indices-futures

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perfect

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literally who

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Say what now

It's not working that way if basically economic system collapses over just a flu nothingburger.
I can see diversification myself into 1/4 at metal though, yet a bit later. It's still too soon.
Yet just like i said, if everything ruined then everything fucking ruined, nothing will save anyway.

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Dissapointing

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I actually found a girl this year bros, my first IRL female. We were gonna get Married, I was gonna make it.

>She lives in area where there's a lot of outbreaks happening
>If I get the virus it will be fatal because of a preexisting condition
>Quarantines are in effect.

It never began for me did it? I don't have enough supplies either. It's over for me. I'm dying a virgin.

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>implying that's bad thing

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HAHAHA! :D
Good match!

Children die everyday and they most likely had it coming because they're ugly or don't behave

>the white horseman of pestilence will come wearing a crown
>internal screaming intensifies

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No, but who cares? We always wanted a wild ride so let's enjoy it.

Corona chan is a weapon as much as a curse use her wisely.

Cough on the worst members of your area, cough on the rich and on the greedy companies, criminals, politicians, cough on the enemies of humanity so that Corona chan can show him the truth. Cough on the Jew and the degenerate, cough on the gay and tranny.

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Some decent food choices in that stash, but you're gonna need to prep more.

Gary is going to be infected soon.

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So... is summer cancelled? Is it over?

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OP is a faggot

>mashed potatoes in a carton
what has the world come to

Does anyone have the picture of the politician being angry at the guy saying chinese coronavirus

Looks all right. Power probably won't go out. I don't think it has anywhere. So you might get some hot dogs. They last a long time.

>733000 cases
>5500 need ICU
dosent check out desu senpai

I love you

Bend over boyo

>China
>Stop censoring

Wew lad I got some news for you

wtf, are the King and Queen of Norway in quarantine?

...

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Its not a new day... thats added on to the 9.99 drop........

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Italians are heros, the are showing the real numbers to warn the rest of the world so we can prepare
FORÇA ITÁLIA

Fuck me.

twitter.com/GillianHTurner/status/1238116217073946625

3/10

Thanks fren, I’ll grab some more while I’m out. Grabbing pic related today too.

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buy the dip

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Guys, should I continue to TRUST SESSIONS?

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5/10 if you live alone, get water user.

CZECHS SHUT BORDERS TO TRAVELERS FROM 15 COUNTRIES

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-czech-idUSKBN20Z2B3?taid=5e6a9a442c696300019b4312&utm_campaign=trueAnthem: Trending Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

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Shit didn't get serious until the middle of February, although China's movements in January made it obvious something was wrong. Now live cams on Jewtube is all that is left.

JUST TWO WEEKS AGO

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Can someone post the pic of the guy predicting everything that has happened ?

Cum on it to give it your POWER

Look up the Tencent leak. Chicoms have been fudging the numbers for a while.

based and capspilled. the mortality rate will be lower tho, since not all cases are accounted for, but yes, its the end of civilization. cya on the other side fags.

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MARCH MADNESS CANCELLED

twitter.com/dhookstead/status/1238199186195124226

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My body temperature rised from 35.7º to 36º
I'm scared as fuck guys I'm about to die aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>I actually found a girl this year bros, I was gonna get Married, I was gonna make it.
and other lies you can tell yourself

bitchute.com/video/1FRctyFU0fyM/

>independent german numbers
Link interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/
100 new cases each hour. higher than johns hopkins.

I really hope not.

may I have some pixels with my macro?

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But what about the foreskin?!

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HOT

BREAKING: NCAA CANCELS MARCH MADNESS

I have a friend that works for a big bank, They just had a emergency meeting on Corona Chan. Apparently there is a strong possibility that the US locks everything down for 3-4 weeks as soon as the end of this week. Hopefully everyoine stocked up on food and ammo boys

SJW garbage. CDPR's dead after TW3. CP2077 is an empty promise.

Not with a can. Everything else is good though

if you don't know already you should probably not get told desu

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I thought the consensus is that kids are affected the least by whatever this is?

Where will you be when the post-apocalypse hits?

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VAfag here central Virginia areas closing schools for 2 weeks AT LEAST announcements just sent out

Virgin? You mean wizard.

BREAKING

less than 1 hour ago all major universities in the netherlands announced that they are suspending all classes and exams until the 1st of april

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and its going to get even worse
futures already down 10% and more
i wouldnt be surpised to see anything form -10 to -20 tommorow

breaking news holy fuck

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We're gonna hit 2000 tomorrow. Yawza!

What did you tell us, Sveanon? I just remember you babbling something about a rabbit hole, and then never explaining what it's about.

What's the best way to disinfect leather gloves? I'm planning on wearing them to university since it hasn't been shut down yet.

You never had a chance because the BBC was always going win in Germany. I did.

Does everyone who is infected, automatically end up with pneumonia? Or are there people who have symptoms so low that they don't even know it is Corona?

Good. Can't wait for angry parent lynch mobs.

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Hello, epic department?

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>tfw cannot buy a gun
>tfw the blackpowder guns you can buy are overpriced to hell
35 lbs chink-made bow, pepper spray and large axe it is.

ALERTA DE MACACO

MONKEYS IN THAILAND STORM THE CITIES BECAUSE THERE ARE NO TOURISTS THERE TO FEED THEM

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

ALERTA DE MACACO

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

ALERTA DE MACACO

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That feeling when you think a story about letting everyone get infected for herd immunity, because we need to be connected to Africa and middle east is a parody Yas Forums story about Jewish tactics
But it turns out to be real

>Localization NOT Bulkanization
>NEW ENGLAND FIRST
>GOD BE WITH YE NEW ENGLANDERS

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Exactly this.
Swine flue killed 500k between 2009-2010

You know Bill could be forgiven for his insane rants if it wasn't for the fact the entire world's economy is collapsing right now and not just America's. I mean unless he believes the world nuked their own economies just to get Trump.....

BUY BUY BUY

See ya, bro. We'll follow shortly. :^)

>You never had a chance because the BBC was always going win in Germany
do i even have to mention it?

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3 towns in Catalonia in absolute quarantine. People who are there and not live there have 12 hours to leave. People who live there and are outside they have 12 hours to get in.
After that only cops and medical services will be authorized to enter or leave.

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Its been 3 weeks now and no new videos or pics from normal people. Why? While wuhan, there were tons of webms every day and now nothing. Italy should produce tons of material by now

Good news!

They said that about pets and the Chinese Swine Flu also, but dogs and cats still got it. Like WHO gives a fuck.

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Can the president of the United States even be quarantined? I mean legally how would that work if he's infected

back up... I SAID BACK UP GET AWAY FROM ME

God I hope he gets it

no vitimin c
buy canned or dried fruit
3/10

Is this the new one?

CORONAVIRUS: LINDSEY GRAHAM SELF-QUARANTINES AFTER VISITING TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO

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don't worry the fed is gonna inject another 1.5 trillion :^)

How are you prepared for a Coronavirus outbreak AND a civil war?

this isn't plebbit no one is going to hold your hand either find a way to live with her or find a way to die alone. giving up is faggot shit do you wanna be this guy?

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>► International 53,380 (1,796)
"Still more threads than deaths outside China," says increasingly nervous nothingburgerer.

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Disneyland closing

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Did you miss the videos of dead children put in bags and then being sent off to the mass graves?

Can I ask what your underlying condition is?

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(citation needed)

WONDERCON ANAHEIM CANCELLED

stay safe and avoid pastaniggers, regardless of virus
when we go abroad we are the worst
when we stay in our country, well, at least it's our home and we can do whatever the fuck we want.

Hed be quarantined you brainlet

Get a gang of my extreme right-wing all balls-out neo-nazi buddies together who have all prepped and are comfy as a pig in shit right now, kill every kike, nigger, shitskin and other filth I see, hang their corpses at the borders of our territory and let them rot and help create a national socilaist ethnostate, what else?

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the normies had this pushed to their smartphones last night

HIV

Went shopping today, no bread, no hand sanitiser, no alcohol, no tp. Comfy as fuck.

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