AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THIS BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY
>BANKERS AND THE MEGA RICH BTFO
POORFAG WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THING SOLD OFF A MONTH AGO? NOT YOUR POOR BUY AND HOLDERS DUMBASS.

How will we ever bounce back..

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as soon as the virus is over the market will just jump back up to right where it was before hand. if anything now is the time to buy in the "dip", memes aside.

Can someone who doesn't explain it like rocket science tell me how I can start trading and how it's done in a short summary?

Good thing this was Obama's economy according to what liberals kept telling me over the last few years

You are a dumbass. They just got 500 billion given to them with another 1 T to come.

youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

You actually believe they haven't accounted for this?

This is just the elite taking back all the money from the idiots who invested in the past few months. They bet against the market and made billions in the past 2 days. Every average joe and boomer who was told to put their retirement in the market just got fucked, while the weinsteins of the world are rolling in cash that people worked 30+ years for at normal jobs.

Did they stop trading?

Kek @ everyone who bought the dead cat bounce earlier.

Brainlet look at the axis

>BANKERS AND THE MEGA RICH BTFO
Bailouts will happen.
Taxpayers and wagefags btfo

>be a poor fag
>be happy and proud of it
>excited when others also become poor fag

Sounds like you are wasted space my man. Why wouldn’t you be feeling shitty for the fact that the rich will be fine, it’s the rest of us who got fucked

Dude look at the axis, its dropping so fast you can't even see it on the chart.

If only Obama could come back with his magic wand

>upside down 666

>for 12 years

50% of the growth came in the past 3 years

>as soon as the virus is over
Lol, if this trend continues, now is definitely not the time to go in, unless your looking to lose some money.

This is worse than the GFC.
Only this time the culprit was a micro organism and human hysteria.

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youtu.be/yYe3_lZ-XCA

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>Trump created the coronavirus

>it's not china getting tired of quarantine therefore blowing up the economy as payback.

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Are you retarded?
The mega rich have their assets safe and will use this opportunity to buy and get even more rich in the future.
It's the middle class that gets shafted.

You are correct, but the system loses credibility. I think things like this fuck them in the long term. A gradual, slow fucking is what they should want.

>We did it FED bros! We stopped the DOW from going over 10%!

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Welfare for nigz getting cutting off is a serious possibility now, and the black plague is much worse than corona. It's gonna be fun.

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not so easy to eat off the fat (and the fate) of the whites, is it, anti-whites?

>BANKERS AND THE MEGA RICH BTFO
imagine being this retarded.

open an account with interactivebrokers.ca or questrade. Deposit money and you can start trading.

We literally need to start killing the rich.
Honestly this is never going to end till we go on a rampage.

Which is why they need to be rounded up and lynched.

>worse
silly people, out !!!

Meanwhile in put land

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it says 1 trillion

Only if they are dumb enough to be selling. This only really hurts day traders and retirees.

You understand there are jewish tricks for them to offset losses to the low man right?

is the same thing going to happen tomorrow?

>corona virus isnt real
I knew one day the nothingburger posters would reveal their true form

There's been like several days of drops in a row and also big drops this month.
Its so bad I find it suspicious.

I would never lend trading recommendations to a meme flag

dead cat bounce happens at bottom out ... We are way the fuck away from that

I panic sold my AMD put expiring tmrw but then it went down another 2% in the last minute (literally).

baka

ok ?

Lol if you dont think trump is gonna bail them out you are an idiot.

Is this the moment to get into boomerstocks? I've been holding off for a year now.
Or shall I wait for 15k?

also this is an american board by default; you should be more trusting

You are dumb.
This will translate directly to job losses from starbucks and low tier bank jobs. If any bankers lose jobs they will be sucked up by other large blue chip companies for their "Inside knowledge" and "contacts". This is what happened in London in 2008 with bear sterns and lehman brothers(Absorbed by nomura).

The bankers that lose jobs will be first in the employment line for whatever job you are looking for because CEOs have a hardon for people who work "in finance".

it is YOU the lowly citizen who will be punished by this....the rich have already stockpiled wealth and everything else they need.
You have been BTFOed by the jews.....again

>BANKERS AND THE MEGA RICH BTFO
But that is exactly who can profit from this scenario. They are the only ones with the funds to buy up everything while it's "cheap". They'll be selling what they bought for 1000x in five years

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That's better. Tomorrow put all your money in CMG puts.

Worst, tomorrow it will crash for good.

lol this.

they are screaming to get (and keep) his attention

nope. the megarich and bankers get the free fiat cash. the goyim get hyperinflation. it's another bailout. brrrrrrr

Tfw we might return to the good old days of $2 AMD

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This. Imagine thinking the rich elites will get hit by this lmao

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Let's not forget over 220 CEOs retired in the past two months....they are free from all this.

F

Hope you still made some fiat.

>-9.99%
butiful

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The fuck does $CMG have to do with this.

This was a bio attack to destroy China to let the illuminati dolar could take the world definitely but they failed. Their banking system is collapsing. Maybe thanks to a time traveler saved us.

they'll make the (white) people eat it. the "risk" that the elites are taking is whether they can avoid open rebellion leading to revolution

your graph doesn't really capture the severity of this crash my friend

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Not in the short term like OP thinks but it will radicalize people which is bad for them in the long term. The smarter elites probably do not like this.

didn't the united states take a credit rating loss after the last big bailouts ?