/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1962 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Eric Cantona is playing on team Nothingburger
we got too cocky, team Happening bros

check this

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>cuba 3
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Why does everyone else get to work from home, and have school and work and all this shit cancelled and my bitch ass still has to get to the power plant in the hospital every day. Mannnn fuck being blue collar.
Also I'm coming for your stash.

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HERE WE GO FOLKS, RECORD ACHIEVED
>HERE WE GO FOLKS, RECORD ACHIEVED

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Cryptofags btfo

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-10% after the Fed injecting 1.5 trillion is the biggest crash in human history. I don't care if there were bigger crashes, none of them had the Fed intervening like that

map of Australian infections. admittedly it moves too fast
markusmannheim.github.io/creeping-coronavirus/?abcnewsembedheight=466&abcnewsembedheightmobile=350

Bros they aren't closing my campus
they only closing campus after someone there gets infected
I will lose my nuts.

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>DOW -9.99%
>tfw it didn't drop over 10%

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Footage from wuhan
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Can someone post the xi jinping why contain it pic

> -2,352.27

> -9.99%

What a day.

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>like half the cases in my province are from the Grand Princess
>first case in the county where my parents spend the winter was from the Grand Princess
Should have fucking sunk that damned boat like Iran shooting down airliners.

how much would it have been had they not pumped it?

>Dow Jones down 10%
>Tomorrow is Friday the 13th
Bros...

America will start Zimbabwean economics soon.

Nice. But is also attributed to an overinflated market.

checked and checked

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The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests.
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Never had so much fun watching the STOCKERINOOOOOS

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the top 3 point drops are from corona chan
what makes it historic is that its in top 5 i think percentage wise

DOW CLOSES DOWN 2,373 POINTS (10%), LARGEST POINT DROP IN HISTORY.

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LMAO, how much you lose today stawk chaser???

Checked.

Kek that's worth less than it was when I was mining. That's a dip I might legit buy

it's an extinction-level cope

Kek

Why is bitcoin dropping? When money becomes worthless bitcoins can last

we're fuuuuuuuuuuucked

Why was Iran hit so hard?
>tfw live in third world country
How to survive this?

UK FRENS!!!

Retail user here.

Your time is up now, make sure you have everything prepped and be where you want to be for the foreseeable future by Monday 16th at the latest.

TLDR:
> School/Universities are cancelling exams
> Students and workers are dropping out
> Schools/Universities will start closing soon
> Quarantine/Lockdown is coming and will be a minimum of 1 month.
> Supply chains have collapsed, no restocking of anything will occur past 27th
> Layoffs and forced holidays are occuring from the 27th onwards in retail environments

They're dumb.

Must I have digits to prove it?

>economy free falling
>people free falling
>normie hope free falling

God damn I feel so alive.

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Doubly checked

>Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
>archive.is/wip/Wfvii
I've invested a small fortune in you
>And this gives you power over me?

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Ohio Schools are now closed for the next 1-3 weeks. Yikes.

would like the opinion of other infected to calm myself down

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Add toilet paper rolls next

>power plant in the hospital
Apart from the medics and the soldiers holding a gun to your head you will be the last person to work user

Time for another sacrifice. I am so sorry.

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Bitcoin is completely reliant on the technological/industrial society.

Look at my fist

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>112
Maybe digits in case some of us make it and others don't?

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wait for 3,500

It's going up tomorrow

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because a lot of boomers do bitcoin too and are panic selling causing the dip again.

Holy fuck Bobo can you fuck off!?

So the last 6 cases in Romania that jumped us to 59 total cases were because some retarded 26 year old cunt whore slut bitch strumpet harlot skank tart from Hunedoara didn't respect the quarantine she was put in.

She infected (more like sentenced to death) the following people:

Case 54: Woman, 58 years
Case 55: Woman, 74 years
Case 56: Women, 52 years
Case 57: Woman, 45 years
Case 58: Woman, 53 years
Case 59: Woman, 45 years

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Lol nice work dude

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Sminem, you’re our only hope

corona has been arround very long,
but this one is enhanced with HIV dna sequences.
since no mainstream media news reports this, that COVID-19 is genetically engineered and probably a bioweapon, they think it's just a flu bro

>224
Are you trying to tell us something, kek?

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

Democrats tried to sneak shit in the Coronavirus bill................fuck these rats

ruh roh

I'M WIDE AWAKE BUT I CAN'T WAKE UP
I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR BUT YOU MIGHT BREAK UP

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>ecause some retarded 26 year old cunt whore slut bitch strumpet harlot skank tart from Hunedoara didn't respect the quarantine she was put in.
she should be executed.

nothingburger confirmed, everyone will go back to work in 2 weeks

pretty, a gorillon dollars goy

BLACK THURDAY
DOW JONES DROPS 9.99% DESPITE THE FED PUMPING 500B 8NTO MARKETS.

i live near the airport in my city and planes keep coming like nothing. we are fucked.

our government halts trading at -10%

>Start
user, I...

I would have figured crypto would have boomed with this. Oh well. Buying opportunity for a quick double.

lectures cancelled at loughborough uni folks

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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> Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=6LeJzi_rwlU

>that Dow Jones crash
How it will affect dollar to other currencies?
I can see all major currencies flopping, and i do not understand where i can find safe island to not get bogged.

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>ignores that cripto need modern infrastructures, electricity, internet and hi-tech devices and machinery

What makes you think bitcoin will have worth? It’s too new and experimental. No one looks at it as a safety. People are buying gold and silver to protect their money. It’s tried and true.

Coronavirus aren't new. COVID19 is.

No digits for me then, thanks, kek

>hasn't realised that crypto has always been a scam.

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imagine the syrians developing immunity and taking control of germany haha

well done, you beautiful retarded pol autist

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Like two week ago dow was down 1190 and it was the biggest drop ever, now its down 2352 nearly DOUBLE it.

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Lehigh user from yesterday posting. University is moving classes online for the rest of the semester effective immediately. PA really hasn't been hit hard yet so this is really surprising. It's a good move though imo and makes me hopeful that since private organizations are being proactive we may not get hit as hard as some other countries. Stay safe and give me some deenz if we meet in the new world, anons.

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Lel, how did one bitch infect so many women? They carpet munchers? In that case based Corona.

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4TH LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP IN HISTORY
WORSE THAN 2008.
ONLY BEATEN BY 2 DAYS IN 1929. AND THE WORST DROP IN 1987.

WHat have you done?!?!?~!

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or israhell.

kek that flag

Bill Mitchell and Tom Hanks just blew the FUCK out of /cvg/ liberals

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We havent even left wörk yet hans

>HAPPENING
PRIME MINISTER JUSTRIN TRUDEAU AND WIFE IN SELF-ISOLATION
cbc.ca/news/politics/covid19-premiers-coronavirus-1.5495001

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>why won't the digital information be worth anything when there's no electricity and we are back to farming?

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>700 infected
>1 elderly man confirmed dead as result of corona

anyone got don't soup on me bat picture?

>VINDICATION FOR SVENANON

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237974799999062016?s=20

>CDC director Robert Redfield admitted some Americans who seemingly died from influenza were tested positive for novel #coronavirus in the posthumous diagnosis, during the House Oversight Committee Wednesday. #COVID19

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1237974799999062016?s=20

Svenanon was right all along

What becomes of the rest of Europe after that happens?

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FIRST LOCAL SPREAD CASE IN ARGENTINA CONFIRMED IN CHACO
FIRST LOCAL SPREAD CASE IN ARGENTINA CONFIRMED IN CHACO
FIRST LOCAL SPREAD CASE IN ARGENTINA CONFIRMED IN CHACO

Hello Yas Forums

Inshallah!

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New York City just declared a state of emergency!

YOU CAME UP TO ME
JUST TO SAY
HEY I DON'T LIKE YOU
OR YOUR ATTITUDE
I THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE
YOU SHOULD GO AWAY
DON'T BELATE
JUST PLEASE
GET OUT OF MY FACE

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food is more important than your wahoo soi boi currency. Fucking leaf fuck

Also, I don't trust Americas numbers just as I don't trust Chinas, come on man?
Do you really think they would give out that easy?
You have to look at what's not there.

You do realize the media has been reporting this as the worst flu season in a very long time?
Well, that graph says otherwise.

Right, I had headaches as well a few weeks ago, after a runny nose for months.

I've thought about that too. I mean, it's so logical.
America probably attacked China in September, and they retaliated in late November/mid December in America.
I'm wondering if Russia didn't hit Iran?

trump single handly destroyed all trust between western markets the absolute madman pulled a oyveypac times a 100

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this is Czechia not Estonia

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i remember when this shit was only in china
bunch of faggots calling it a nothingburguer

Four days? Five days?

why haven't you dumb niggers bought metals yet? metals will always be valuable even as the stock market collapses