Brit/pol/: it's all going tits up *Edition

>Coronavirus: UK moves to next stage in virus plan bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51857856

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Mozza

>BBC
oh fuck off m8.

wanna buy some shit paper, fren?

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fpbp
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you see this other part of the OP?
>Brit
it means yanks NOT welcome

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i hope i get corona virus, two weeks off work lads, just play tf2 and watch kamen rider all day

also you lot are a bunch of puff's being English means laughing in the face of death.

We're fuck lads

Everything's fucked

Boris fucked us

boris is a piece of shit. worst PM we've ever had.

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the government is so preoccupied it won't notice i said NIGGER

it leaves you with osteoporosis lad

Since this disease is going to last months the toilet roll stockpilers were actually right.

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got a banging sore throat and a pain in my chest lads

that's fine mate, ill just claim bennies

That turk mutt Boris apologized in advanced for "loved ones being lost to the virus"
I want off this fucking ride lads, it's not fun anymore

I love you lads

Boomer mass graves when?

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you'll snap your wrist just trying to lift a fiver

it's much worse than that. even a "mild" case will give you permanent lung, kidney, heart, liver, brain, nerve and pulminary damage. it sticks with you forever too.

Truckin Ltd announces all delivery operations to be suspended indefinitely

Goldberg & Goldberg announces emergency loans for those struggling to pay rent

LITERALLY ABOUT 2.5 MILLION WILL DIE IN THE UK IN THE NEXT 2 - 3 MONTHS

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no it doesn't

>implying i have a fiver

you already do mate

>this absolute shit tier panel
LMAO

they've only got the iceland guy on to talk about intu going down the toilet

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I've always wanted to try using moss to wipe my bum.

The next 2 months is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed.
youtu.be/KLbislE5GOY

>Several consequent reports from China on some recovered SARS patients showed severe long-time sequelae. The most typical diseases include, among other things, pulmonary fibrosis, osteoporosis, and femoral necrosis, which have led to the complete loss of working ability or even self-care ability of these cases

>Pete Wishart
>Wishart
>Wee Shart
>'Och it was just a wee shart'

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SNP bloke looks lke a fucking Ogre

Nonce

hes Scottish

>sheltered spastics terrified of a mild flu
Y I K E S

Stop trying to be edgy, unless you're some unfeeling autist you probably have boomer you care about too.

Poo-poos please mummy, I want poo-poos

>The next 2 months is very dangerous.
this is going to go on for a lot longer than 2 months.

As much as I detest May, she'd have been all over this.

>being English means laughing in the face of death.
Being English means not having a grip on reality.

nasty

>laughing in the face of death
>just play tf2 and watch kamen rider all day
gay

lol no

>mild flu

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True, silly me.
Do explain, she was about as inert as nitrogen

For the foraging lad...
Pignuts.
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stop doing this shit

>boomercaust
>pensions made worthless by the stock market crashing
>care workers are all non-white and abusive
A pitiful end for the boomer.

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They reckon it will peak in June. My face is warm now, I'm scared it's a fever. Was confirmed in my town 2 weeks ago.

>over 5 million if the death rate equals italys
this is societal breakdown territory. you do all have access to weapons and don't live in a city, don't you?

i want the smooth shiny stuff that smears rather than lifts, you got any of that?

yeah mild flu your cvg memes dont change that

Post comfy art, lads

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>boris is a piece of shit. worst PM we've ever had.
Best jew eva!

Where about are you

COVID-19: the gendered impacts of the outbreak
Wenham et al.
The Lancet

>>being English means laughing in the face of death.
>Being English means not having a grip on reality.
Both really. It's a terrifying combination really.

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BORIS HAS FUCKED US ALL

UNIRONICALLY, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES.

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>'Are you too woke?' BBC chief grilled over out-of-touch content at cost of taxpayers

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the kike is strong in this one

read the pastebin. it's all true. the msm is even starting to report on our findings now.

So at this point it's safe to assume I'll to prep another two month's worth of food?
Fuck sake. It just keeps getting fucking worse, at the same time they'll probably cancel my exams lol

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IZAL! Wiping your arse with that badboy, basically torture.

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its autismal ramblings from mentally unstable losers for mentally unstable losers

Get a blood oxygen meter, they're like 20quid on amazon.
Do it before the hordes of normies realise.

That's nice

>Being English means not having a grip on reality.

yes this is also true, being English means saying fuck your reality i do as i fucking well please

Gatley. Was informed 2 weeks ago that someone was in the doctors had it a week before so it's 3 weeks.

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it's full of scientific papers and reports from infected areas.

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Theresa May was fucking awful, far worse than Boris. Boris Johnson is the best prime minister we have had in 2 decades.

Christ i remember that. Like wiping your arse with greaseproof paper. Dipped in swarfega.

>it's all true. the msm is even starting to report on our findings now.
>our findings
>Yas Forums findings

Please go outside, literally

>they want us to get a bit of immunity to the disease so they're going to let us die and suffer instead of stopping the spread

what the fuck?

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What is the UK plan to stop the virus?

> (OP)
>boris is a piece of shit. worst PM we've ever had


and at this time of national emergency. dont get me wrong- i detect the hand of cummings in the very fact that they are employing mathematicians and behavioral scientists, and I cannot knock that cold logic. But Johnsons job is leadership and guidance- and he failed in both regards appallingly this evening.

>ur loved ones are gunna die lol. moving on...

>10,000 people have the virus already, govt estimate
>we're 4 weeks behind italy
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absolutely happening.

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