/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1961 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>tfw Yas Forums was finally right

When does the rioting and looting start? I need a new computer and tv guys

Today I saw a very beautiful tomboy. If I like a girl like a guy I'm not gay, right?

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youtu.be/HYmUOyrks-Q
FRESH OC

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Nice chest.

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DANKE MERKEL

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Why hasn't Slovenia closed its Italian border yet??????????

Annnnnnnnnnnd happening over.

God you retards a gullible. Markets gonna love all the money you dumbfucks sunk into your toilet paper and beans.
Fucking kek it's too good.

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yawn

>its a flu with no vaccine

That alone is very bad news

Never fear!

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Tomboys are a blessing and have a functional vagina. What's your problem.

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They did. Blocking the roads with fucking rocks.

Tomboys are the perfect woman.

Put the happening

I’m the bag

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>Dead: 4,966
lol, still only 4,966.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,966? Four days? Five days?

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In Israel, coronavirus infection was confirmed on a 6-month-old child on Thursday. The Ministry of Health also announced that the number of infected Israeli citizens is 109, of which 88 are in hospitals.

ye ye ye, see you after 2 months in quarantine after you wipe your ass with bare hand for days XD

BORIS WHAT THE FUCK MAN

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The problem was never the virus itself. It's the social and economic problems it will cause.

Hey anons, I have about $70 and need to get food for the week. Anything you recommend?

Also our governor declared emergency, and everything is closed. Except the university of Iowa and attendance is fucking mandatory for classes still

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>burgers spent half a trillion to make this chart go bigger for 5 minutes

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- Every school is closed
- 2 billion people are banned from entering my country
- The stats that your home nation put out are phony. Easily over 500k have died in China alone. Italy is tasting the exponential growth of the death rate as you shill.

Quit spamming your chink crap, ching-chong.

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beans, rice, canned fruit

>it's dead, Jim

Damnit Trudeau. Once you finally test positive will you stop posting this?

I've got two grand cash and I just quit my job today. I'm pretty prepped through July; but what should I make some spontaneous expenditures on that will weight things in my favor when the negro zombie hordes start looting?

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GUYS THIS IS JUST A BAD DREAM I KNOW NONE OF YOU ARE REAL AND ARE JUST PART OF MY DREAM BUT IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH I CAN WAKE UP

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whats a hundred billion when you can just print more?

why did trump blame EU... wtf is his problem this destroys all the western markets of the world trump effectively killed of the white entrepreneurial world... not only that he blames USA cases on europe instead of it's origin meanwhile Israel still flies in no problem

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Well at least it didn't go straight back down to the same level as before...oh

Tories sacrificing boomers for their precious economy. How the fuck do these people get elected.

Blacks can't swim. Invest in a moat.

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schools and universities are closed until further notice

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S WIFE WENT TO BRITAIN RECENTLY AND NOW ISN'T FEELING WELL. SHE'S BEEN TESTED BUT NO RESULTS YET. TRUDEAU AND HIS WIFE ARE IN ISOLATION.

Post your gears.
I'm rdy

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>didn't do anything but collect some memes back in January
I really should have prepped. huh.

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>Their parents believe them now and have sold off all their 401Ks. Poomp eet.

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what are you talking about, thats fucking badass

i love it when the chart goes up a bit, that shit is wild

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No helmet? Where will you mount your flashlight?

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Stop being scared fags. This isn't shit.

Chinks continue to think they are in the right. They can never, ever be wrong. EVER!

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>svobodnaevropa.bg/a/30483564.html
>mfw whole country has 1,500 respiration machines
Boomers are literally fucking dead.

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I don't think they can feel fatigue from thinking. You know how they're never tired from mental work? Pretty sure an advanced alien civilization would wonder why we keep them alive.

Yeah, being in quarantine is spatial blackface. We all know only niggers belong there.

Helmets aren't exactly things one can just go out and buy here.

Buy exchange traded funds.

Fuck chinks, libs, nigs, scared fags and europoors.

>Shitty meme with facebook tier quality
Are shills even trying?

Trump is the kind of person that needs an enemy.
a virus can't be an enemy, Europeans can be. this is where he excels.
>fast forward a few weeks
an obscene amount of Americans will die due trump downplaying the virus as if it didn't exist.
the spread is going to be enormous.
America so far has done 10,000 tests
>south korea does 10,000 tests per day
>fast forward
>Trump will not be re-elected because at least a million Americans will have died due to his idiotic politics.

Which country will be the first to declare martial law?

That's necrophilia. Not cool.

map of Australian infections.
markusmannheim.github.io/creeping-coronavirus/?abcnewsembedheight=466&abcnewsembedheightmobile=350

Someone help me, my boss and uncle is the very embodiment of the world boomer, believes himself to the be the wisest of them all, thinks is just a flu bru and gets all his info from TV and he wants we go to work to a place where there are suspected cases and there is no way to reason with that idiot.

Says the europoor.

Reminder that black blood is immune to the virus and we will inherit the Earth. Goodbye white boi

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That fed injection will be gone by the end of the week, my dude. How does it feel?

and not wrong either