/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1961

Thanks user, I am still baking the next, I don't know why I took so long to create this one

Do you hear the people fling?
flinging the virus in the plane?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be alive again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

Will you join on our cruiseship?
Who will be dumb and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the IV drip
Is there a world you'll never see?

Then join in the blight
That will give you the right to be free!

Do you hear the people cough?
Coughing their lungs out open end?
It is the music of the people
Who will not breath again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

Will you infect all you can get
So that our plague may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The muck of the boomers
Will water the meadows of France!

Do you hear the people cough?
Coughing their lungs out open end?
It is the music of the people
Who will not breath again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg

ITS THEIR FAULT
THEY HAD THE SAME OR BETTER INFO THAN ANONS ON Yas Forums AND CHOSE THIS FUTURE
REMINDER TO LYNCH YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT AND UN REPS
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
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>THEY KNEW

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Are people really beating their dicks while the world collapses? Don't look at porn focus on important.

>Trump's about to finna die from a Corona he got from a brazilian
honestly the most sensible thing to happen since our timeline went crazy, it's the most brazilian thing I could possibly imagine

BREAKING: Catholic churches in Rome will be closed until April 3 due to coronavirus, a move believed to be unprecedented in modern times - Reuters

ITS THE END OF DAYS!

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Based.

Your neighbor wills.

babies are immune to it

If you're a glutton for punishment, sure

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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I'll make baby with your wife if you want

I'm rdy for the mayhem bois!

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It's out of control

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

First death in Norway.

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Hey guys, what if China number are real and they're starting go back to work.

How hard do you think to restart the outbreak again?

Yes

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Tennessee now has 18 cases across 5 counties

sauce:
wbir.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/first-coronavirus-case-confirmed-in-knox-county-tennessee-now-reporting-18-cases-statewide/51-38aa0eb1-3d36-4918-89c2-c71e3f21cfd5

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>Germany intercepted a Chinese delivery of masks to Swizzerland, took everything for themselves.
This action has a name, its from Middle Ages and antiquity. The port city takes the first pick of things coming off the boat as a form of tax, for running the port. It's legit, I say.

NP, Just let me know when you want to wind down for the day, and I'll try and fill in.

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Why the fuck people are buying so much tp?

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Former NOTHINGBURGERfags, repent, admit your sins, and explain the reasoning behind your prior foolishness.

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>Only protective gear I have is ONE ffp3 mask and swimming googles
>Gotta keep wagefagging until they make it legal for me to stay home
Not gonna make it

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Who invented the Corona Virus?

If it's a girl name her Corona

Takes 9 months to bake a baby. I doubt there's going to be any real difference between 9 months from now and 2 years from now. It's the next four to six months that are going to be real tough.

Tuemp might be infected by huelandian

Also, the Brazilian government is such a Trump's little bitch
>Make Brazil Great Again

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>Russia
>36 (+6)
Oh shit, oh fuck. How many weeks we are from Italy? 3? 4?

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SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
>SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
>SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
>SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
>SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD
>SCHOOLS IN BAVARIA, GERMANY CLOSED FROM MONDAY ONWARD

Not sure if it has been posted yet, heard this from a teacher a from minutes ago.

Time to diiiiiiie.

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>Be comfy NEET for the last 5 years
>Suddenly being moving stuff in and out the house because of parents request to do some stuff last 2 weeks
>Right now when people started to get infected massively here
>They keep saying they don't care about it, that if they get the virus well they get it lol
>Not taking any measure besides cleaning hands with soap

GODDAMIT I HATE BOOMERS SO MUCH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA GET INFECTED NO MATTER WHAT MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

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You don't have to pay rent now. Are you ready for the consequences?

>“It is ... failing, let's admit it. The way people in other countries are doing it, we're not set up for that. Do I think we should be? Yes, but we're not.” >Fauci of NIH
Americans are going to die en masse

our qt lying commie faggot prime minister delayed state of emergency and HAPPENING for us until next week

youtube.com/watch?v=J094ir4rMN4

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around nov/december a lot of babies will be born worldwide due to coronachan

Kerrankin joku ymmärtää suojata silmänsäkin.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

its happening

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Herds fallacy

Well...

welp, enough said. Bye guys.

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China, and Italy perfected it

I was so wrong

SPREAD YOUR SEED ANONS

Well Texas bros, Deputies got me, and my lungs are scratching. I don't know if I'll make it, but when I do, I'll play that goddamn bannerlord

youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlB9UUMf8

Easy. There are bound to be undetected people who have still have it, so as soon as the measures are lifted, it will start spreading again

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WHY IS JUSTIN QUARANTINING? FUCKING BIGOTTT REEEEEE

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I told you all, didn't I?
I'm just glad some of you seemed to listen to me.

This is bad guys, really bad.

The situation in Sweden is kind of bizarre, people can't even get easily tested and the government is only testing really bad cases for now in Stockholm, and in other regions only testing people who recently traveled in Iran, Italy, China or South Korea.
People are getting scared, and the government refuses to close the schools like Denmark, Norway and Finland has done.

I mean, I kind of understand their reasoning that to contain this, we might need people to work and practically risk getting killed, instead of everyone staying home.
And to ease on the elderly by not having them babysit the contagion bombs that are kids.
Still I think closing would be better.

Anyway, shit is really hitting the fan guys.

Democratic debate moved from Arizona to Washington, D.C. due to COVID-19 concerns

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rare. no way its over in china, it will flare up for a second wave

WFH MASTERRACE REPORT IT!!!
Just got the order boys, mandatory work from home until March 31, possibly longer
who else is getting paid to be /comfy/ and post on Yas Forums? What's your job, and why is it awesome to not be a wageie service industry cuck.

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THOSE DAMN EUROPEANS AND THEIR CORONA VIRUS BUT PLEASE LET ALL OUR GREATEST ALLIES INFECT US FURTHER THANK YOU AIPAC

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Droit du seigneur.

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Can I just say thanks Yas Forums. I started browsing this when the OG /cvg/s started popping because I knew you guys always had the best bantz. But I had written you all off as autistic schizo's like most of the world did I wouldn't have been prepped. Hope you bro's survive and prosper.

Our President just told us on live television that we are all niggers. And that we ruined his plan to scam more respirators from the EU. "We have 1008! With 500 more coming. Are you happy now? We could have gotten more but you ruined it. Idiots!" Those were his words.

This country, kek.

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But it's not happening? Inb4 two weeks

state governments are our only hope.

they just closed all the schools here for 2 weeks. wish I were still a student fag

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Oh no

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why the fuck are normies panicking now?
>firmy believe that it's just a flu
>less than like 0.001% of people in the infected countries have it
>still start panic buying toilet paper of all things
how do they not have constant headaches from the cognitive dissonance?

Yeah I watched that show. Fucking idiots are leading our country to hell.

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virus against boomers

Russia is alot different from Italy, it's spread out over alot more distance so I hope you guys are safe.

Begins with I, ends with L

this

Is that the kike dwarf who does the press conferences with Trump and Pence?

It's basically gold in the end times. You can trade it, or you can have it as a luxury item at your cabin. Won't be worth shit in trading though, if you don't have a firearm to go with it. Trading is only for those who have firearms.

ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

twitter.com/GlobaISpectator/status/1238165561324064770?s=19

lmao why did he say you ruined it

archive.fo/AlXBA

Things that make you go "Hmmm"

Hey anons, I have about $70 and need to get food for the week. Anything you recommend?

Also our governor declared emergency, and everything is closed. Except the university of Iowa and attendance is fucking mandatory for classes still

Also all of our classes are being haphazardly thrown online. Our contract with the online provider only allows for 1000 students at a time online. We are moving 30 times that on there and they are refusing to renegotiate

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>this doesn't blame chinks but grandpa

my boomer-ass dad at 70 was very adamant about not cancelling his trip to vegas, it's baffling

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Tomorrow will be the big one

Take your meds, schizo

FUCK! what did argentina OP bro do!?

AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHH
COUGH WHEEEEEZEEE

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try not being a failure i guess?

>Wife wants to make a baby, I imagine this isn't the best time for that.
We need all the babies we can get and nine months is a long time.

What is your realistic final death toll on this? Anons please place your bets.

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Cringe. Face it, your meme virus has already peaked.

Take your schizo, meds.

That's Brazil's President

I can't listen to this, my headphones are broken.

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been working from home since start of this week, software developer

*Brazil

Schools and colleges shutting down.

Ready and accounted for.
Full ppe, body armor + hazmat for outside and I've been bathing in de-con fluid every time I come inside.

I came under attack once by someone literally screaming that I was causing panic and making people uncomfortable.

He stopped when he saw the gun.

It's here and I'm ready.

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ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
ARGENTINA PRESIDENT HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

HE RECENTLY MET WITH TRUMP
IT'S HAPPENING