/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1960 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Australian F1 shitcanned.
>be me saying this would happen 3 weeks ago.

foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/f1-australian-grand-prix-2020-cancelled-coronavirus-covid-19-latest-news-mclaren-new-date-when-why/news-story/f4ed36bfbc10229d8b84369e524dcbac
news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-one/mclaren-withdraw-from-australian-f1-grand-prix-after-positive-coronavirus-test/news-story/059afed5a9efeb6ab30664315398b70f

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europe

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Embrace us Corona-Chan!

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Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Why would you trust a single word coming out of Germany? That's almost as dumb as believing China.

america

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>+8k today
Jesus Christ

I'm starting to don't give a shit if it's a bioweapon or it was bat soup. The only thing i know is: China is pure and evil cancer. And our goverments which are mostly leftists aren't doing shit. Damn even Trump who acted like a retarded nigger until yesterday is doing it better than Europe. Open borders were a mistake. Free market was a mistake. Capitalism itself was a mistake. And no, it's not a matter of "muuh gommunism :DDD". Commies are cancer just like capitalists pigs who don't fucking close borders cuz "muuh racism" or "muuh economy". Fuck money and fuck civilization. Varg and Ted were right all along. Western society, capitalism and progresism are the greatest enemy of the human race. We are all going to fucking die thanks to China and globalisms. Fuck jews too btw.

Yeah Germany and South Korea have very low mortality rates. What are they doing?

NOOO NOT TRUDEAU CANADA'S NUMBER ONE SUPER MODEL

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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German diesel engines so not emit pollution

I'm in Sofia taking care of someone, I don't know when I should return to Estonia where I live. Possible flight restrictions are really stressing me.

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>Austria lockdown coming
Austria lockdown coming
>Austria lockdown coming
Austria lockdown coming
>Austria lockdown coming
Austria lockdown coming

Got confirmation of it from both police and health ministry workers.
Beginning of next week is in the talks.

TIME TO PANICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH

THIS DEATH WAS CONFIRMED POST-MORTEM, NO ONE TREATING HIM EVEN KNEW HE HAD CORONAVIRUS.

thenewsminute.com/article/india-records-first-covid-19-death-76-year-old-who-died-karnatakas-kalaburgi-120081

Chilel is at 33 cases now argiebro
24horas.cl/nacional/ministerio-de-salud-eleva-a-33-casos-de-coronavirus-en-chile-4016448
is every country in south america infected already?

>2,651 new cases in Italy

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Spain's queen is kill

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8105189/Spains-Queen-Letizia-tested-coronavirus.html

windmillniggers, apologize.
thejournal.ie/hoax-covid-claim-dublin-5044207-Mar2020/
archive.is/wip/2FIDb
Also, isn't a trainee driving instructor just some asshole who can't drive?

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NUKE CHINA NOW

okay hermano, you seem to be the most informed guy around here regarding corona
please please tell me

how many whites were killed?
how many blacks?
how many arabs?

I already know this is the chink plague, but I need at least some hope to believe I'm going to be fine being white

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*AHEM*
FUCK CORONAVIRUS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK HIROMOOTA NAGASAKI
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES

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GIMME THAT CORONA CUNNY HUNNY

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Where's 130k corona chan

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FIRST CASE IN MAINE
>FIRST CASE IN MAINE
FIRST CASE IN MAINE
>FIRST CASE IN MAINE
FIRST CASE IN MAINE
>FIRST CASE IN MAINE
FIRST CASE IN MAINE
>FIRST CASE IN MAINE

WHAT ABOUT THE LOBSTAHS

>NO ONE TREATING HIM EVEN KNEW HE HAD CORONAVIRUS
so everyone who treated him is infected now

good luck india!

Germany intercepted a Chinese delivery of masks to Swizzerland, took everything for themselves.

This is how European Peace will end.

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>Macron pushing the globo homo work together nerrative
>muh closing off from eachother is wrong move

Ofcourse they'll use this to push their retarded agendas.

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UNI CLOSED MONDAY FROGS GET HYPE

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germany is full of shit
in korea though a huge chunk of cases are below 40

Macron telling dirty muzzies to wash their hands, good fucking luck on that.

youtube.com/watch?v=GSyXSeAHL_k

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Well fuck me. The number of cases in Romania jumped to 59 now.
The 6 new cases are all in Hunedoara.
Oh and by the way, the 53rd case is a man in Covasna that, of course, returned from Italy.

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So how long until you retards admit you were over reacting?
Two weeks?

>should we test all these people dying of viral pneumonia with no links to current infected corona patients?
>nah bro just write the flu

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Apparently lockdowns here can be issued on state level. SH, Bavaria and Niedersachsen are considering closing schools despite the governments insistence that its unnecessary. At least the regional governments seem somewhat sane althoug considering how deep merkel crawls into macrons ass she might just follow him with lockdown tomorrow to be like senpai

27 total infected in Estonia

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>Italy 15,113
>Germany 2,745
IT WAS 7,500 AND 1,500 2 DAYS AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i just heard it all started in munich- germany
i bet germans lying

Source?

Except for your ass where you pulled this from

Time for the rake.
toronto.com/news-story/9879112-hospitals-warn-they-can-t-cope-if-coronavirus-outbreak-worsens-in-canada/

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I'm afraid for my parents.

>(1/2)
Now with autismcharts(tm)
>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
updated methodology and country list 12 march 2020
Iceland status: fucked
Italy status: fucked
Norway status: fucked
Denmark status: fucked

>WHO IS NEXT?
Czechia: 3-9 days
Sweden: 3-9 days
Switzerland: 3-9 days

>WHERE MURKA?
the only state in danger right now is Washington
They have 2-3 weeks.

>FULL LIST
Iceland (0-1% IC beds left) (0-1 days)
Norway (0-14% IC beds left) (0-4 days)
Denmark (0-17% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Italy (0-16% IC beds left) (0-5 days)
Czechia (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Sweden (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Switzerland (3-23% IC beds left) (3-9 days)
Spain (5-25% IC beds left) (5-11 days)
Slovenia (6-26% IC beds left) (6-12 days)
France (7-27% IC beds left) (7-14 days)
Netherlands (6-26% IC beds left) (7-13 days)
Finland (8-28% IC beds left) (10-16 days)
Austria (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Belgium (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Greece (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Ireland (8-28% IC beds left) (11-17 days)
Portugal (8-28% IC beds left) (12-18 days)
Andorra (9-29% IC beds left) (13-19 days)
Estonia (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
United Kingdom (9-29% IC beds left) (14-20 days)
Germany (9-29% IC beds left) (15-21 days)
Latvia (9-29% IC beds left) (18-24 days)
Croatia (9-29% IC beds left) (20-26 days)
Luxembourg (9-29% IC beds left) (21-27 days)
Slovakia (9-29% IC beds left) (23-29 days)
Poland (9-29% IC beds left) (24-30 days)
Hungary (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Romania (9-29% IC beds left) (26-32 days)
Lithuania (9-29% IC beds left) (31-37 days)

>WHY CARE ABOUT IC BEDS
The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

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no more poo in loo

JUST FLU-LIKE BRO

Friendly reminder this is the boomer purge so they can pay for all their sins.

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1st US Region to shut down over the Virus. Montgomery County, PA
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/coronavirus/montgomery-county-coronavirus-containment-plan/2324091/

DOES CHEMICAL RESPIRATORS WORK?

oy vey thats breaking swiss neutrality you perfidious kraut

When your stock market goes over 29000 again. How about that?

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Sources:
IC beds: researchgate.net/figure/Numbers-of-critical-care-beds-corrected-for-size-of-population-per-100-000-inhabitants_fig1_229013572
Median IC stay 10 days: jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2761044
10% need IC: esicm.org/covid-19-update-from-our-colleagues-in-northern-italy/

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BASED MACRON DABING ON UNGRATEFUL FROGS AND TAKING CARE OF THE ECONOMY BEFORE THE USELESS SMELLY CHEESE EATING SURRENDING MONKEYS

>122 (
Well, he does suckle at the chink dick. Not surprised.

At this point, I just want to know when I can laugh in peoples faces and say "why wouldn't you listen?"
But NZ still only has 5 cases. So nobody wants to hear shit about it at all. You get laughed at for even asking if they have heard about it. I just want someone I know to vent to about all this without being called crazy.

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So apparently this thing isn't designed to kill but to overload a population's healthcare system.

I'm starting to believe the world has always been as shit as this. Same shit, different players. It's gonna take fundamental change to get off this ride.

Based

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OKAY LAST THING BEFORE I HEAD FOR THE EXAM (THANKS FOR THE ADVICE ANONS) SHOULD I WEAR MY SWIMMING GOGGLES TOO OR NO
YES I CANNOT MAKE DECISIONS ON MY OWN WITHOUT SOCIAL PRESSURE, MY EXCUSE IS I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND DON'T TRUST MY OWN LOGIC RN

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Why did it have to stop in China, just why....I was hoping for chink depopulation.

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so this virus is not all bad

Do your part and have sex in quarantine pol. World wide baby boom.

>go outside only with gasmask for past 3 months
>mixed race retards galore
>pandemic declared
>countries on lockdown
>most schools in county are closed
>not local college, aka ‘just a flu’ central
>8+ cases in area, tons testing
>chinks buying supplies by the crate
>half nigger/spic/56% curly hair high top shaved side-donning silver spoon NPCs in area still saying ‘just a flu bro’ and full on aping out over gasmasks
>people licking tables at schools and sneezing into the air and joking about how they have coronavirus without any shred of awareness
when’s she gonna end it all
the entire human race needs a hard reset

Thank California's socialist ideas for protecting the rest of you in the US. CA45 Representative Katie Porter forcing their hands and making it so you all just got free testing and treatment regardless of insurance. Almost like Bernie's ideas were good or something.
twitter.com/RepKatiePorter/status/1238147835859779584

HUH?

>China +18
>Japan +52
S. Korea +114

Asia will rise as world leaders, won't they?

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There is no food left. We will starve to death.

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lots of german oldfags are dying at home and will never be counted as coronavirus victims

We are so fucked

his socks will protect him.

How long is the non-contagious part of the incubation period?

>Do you feel cold and lost in desperation
>You build up hope but failure's all you've known
>Remember all the sadness and frustration
>And let it go, let it go…

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BASED MACRON DABING ON UNGRATEFUL FROGS AND TAKING CARE OF THE ECONOMY BEFORE THE USELESS SMELLY CHEESE EATING SURRENDING MONKEYS

Checked. Also ignore the shills, argibro. They know they're being dishonest, and they're not worth your time.

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Ohio here, K-12 just got cancelled

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yes.

PASTABROS
>PASTABROS

Is it true that you can get charged with manslaughter if you break quarantine without a good reason?

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yes, they're fucking using 1$ masks for nurses. So a chemical respirator will work.

dying of "influenza like illness" and "pneumonia" and "atypical respiratory infection"
that's why they have so few corona deaths

Thanks ArgieBaker!!

when are we going to get a confirmed corona case here in /cvg/? i'm getting impatient.

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>Implying it stopped
Chinks are liars.

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new Corona-chan images to add to the collection.

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Remember to buy guns to deal with NPCs breaking into your home for supplies.

Went to buy the N95 masks but they were all sold out or just removed from shelves.

Can anyone recommend one of the pricier ones that use filters? They looked nice but I didn't want to buy something without knowing first.

So... did they realized the neuroinvase potencial of this?
Would explain why theyre begin more serious now.

Lol icelands capacity was only 25 beds? They never had a chance.

so eventually they just stop testing, right? I highly doubt China is still testing cases, or they'd have to have enough kits for all the millions of people in Wuhan

Nature has had enough of your shit, paljeet.

I don’t think we’re at 17 cases. Our government declared a sanitary emergency and all mass events are suspended. They’re probably hiding the real numbers.
So, don’t get surprised if we suddenly jump to the top of the score table any day soon.

Holy fuck 23% increase in deaths in one day in Italy.

Who cares about the Swiss

Nigger, you ARE the shills. Panic is the (((narrative))). Are you really too stupid to notice?

yep

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like 2-3 days if i remember correctly.

you can always grow it
oh wait.

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Based, except the bit about Varg

hes been blah blah blah for almost half an hour, it was supposed to be 15 minutes, shut the fuck up macron pd

Yes

Hihihihihihihihihi

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Me too.

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Germany unironically have best healthcare in Europe. And Korea have best healthcare in the world, along with Japan. Superior hospital capacity, superior ICU capacity and all that.
Italy at the other hand before start of this shitshow was somewhere between Romania and USA. They already doubled their bed amount, but i doubt that it will be enough.

>Should COVID-19 escalate in Canada, some of the things businesses need to plan for include:

>Disruption to essential services like information, telecommunications, financial services, energy supply, and logistics;
>Cancellation or disruption of travel and cross-border movement of people and goods;
richmondchamber.ca/2020/03/10/covid-19-preparedness/

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Why didn't he float?
I can understand the fall might have knocked him out, but wouldn't you at least float if you were knocked out?

Italy
>lots of old people
>if you die and medics suspect something something, and you test positive, that's +1

Germany
>real germans died in 1945
>now only 20y.o. """"""""new germans"""""""
>muh EU
>muh economy
>muh dieselgate

pretty much self explanatory

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YOU will starve, not we senpai it's just you

>Implying the Chinese government is telling the truth about numbers in a country that believes in the mandate of heaven
>Implying Japan doesn't want their olympics bad enough to lie
>Implying Asia has any money that isn't dependent on western corporations
If we go down, they're crashing and burning with us, user. Global economy.

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People can't stay quarantined forever and Coronachan is physically everywhere. Those numbers will spike soon.

>countries locking down, world leaders having to give speeches live on TV basically telling people their parents and relatives might die.

fucking retard(you)

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YEA BOIIIII NO EXAMS

lying or not, it's smart to shut this shit down even without confirmed cases

>Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
>archive.is/xLTL1
Iranians have created the 8th wonder of the world.

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MINIMISE SUFFERING

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Superior genes desu

all schools closed starting from monday here in estonia

>OH NO NO NOT MY HECKIN CARONA-CHAN
>MY LITTLE MEME VIRUS CAN'T BE PEAKING ALREADY
>YOU SAID IT WAS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME
>JUST WAIT TWO WEEKS

You really think Italy is on track to have more deaths than China? The chink numbers are fake.

You haven't prepped?
You know how much time you had?
And you did nothing?
Once a week I visit some older guy in my town and help him out with some of his tech items and often just talk with him for a while first.
Seriously considering to cancel that, but he is kind of lonely and I'm not sure how well he would take it :/
If he'd get it he would be dead 500%

HELLO? BOUT TO LEAVE IN 5 MIN. GOGGLES OR NO

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Capacities in Germany not even reached yet. We are only 9 days behind Italy. SHTF very soon here as well.

Most of my generation are stupid as fuck. Socializing even more than before.

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Literally how could you starve in Finland? Just go fish or kill a moose or reindeer, hell pick some berries in summer and mushrooms in fall. What are they gonna do? Fine you?

F

twitter.com/jenanmoussa/status/1238182607126396931?s=20

>The Serbian president coughing uncontrollably as a journalist asks him a question about #Coronavirus.

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based zoroastrian charnel pits

>where have I seen this before?

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C-calm down corona chan...

Germany doesn't test post mortem

Austrian twink returns

Goggles is too far, just a mask is good enough.

Be sure to coof for us, user!

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what is the point of trying to prop up the stock market when everything is crashing and burning?

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It's in the lewiston area. aka "the dirty lou". it'll spread fast their.