CORONA: MACRON ADDRESSING THE NATION

GET IN HERE FRENCH BROS

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WHAT'S HE SAYING

France giving up and self isolating

he surrenders

hes saying he likes to get gangbanged by niggers and goes into horrificly vivid detail, describing the act.

they are pulling the white flag against a virus,
TOP KEK!

what did he say so far

no more schools

all schools closed, feels bad I'm a neet

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did he say anything about border checks?

>borders
sweetie, we're in 2020

>hes saying he likes to get gangbanged by niggers
TRUDEAU Boris AND TRUMP LIKELY INFECTED. CORONACHAN IS A LEGEND WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


Live updates: Brazilian official who met Trump and Pence at Mar-a-Lago tests positive for coronavirus

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Justin Trudeau self-quarantines amid coronavirus outbreak after wife exhibits flu-like symptoms

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Boris rekt

British Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive

self-isolating at home with her 84-year-old mother who was NOT SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS
she was worried about her 84-year-old mother who was staying with her and began to cough on Tuesday
>84-year-old mother who began to cough on Tuesday

FFS when her mum dies from this it will be her fault


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kek

all non obligatory surgeries are postponed

Ahahah, what the fuck how have I not seen this before

This makes me love Macron more

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>youtu.be/rCK-7Hki4II

wow you guys sure have a lot of words for "surrender"

These, also public transportation is still going to run for now.

shush

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my boomer parents are doomed to death too it seems. i did everything in my power, pleaded them to not go to work, tried to convince them, but they rather believe the ccps bullshit that they are restarting the economy and all is fine. they are literal retards at this point and i cant do anything but save my own skin from this point on.

so he's paying for public workers staying at home like they are doing in monaco

In what circumstance was it necessary for your President to be standing taking a picture with a few sweaty nogs?

Was he about to get BLACKED

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you french are tough when someone defeats the enemy for you i must say.

all workers

WHAT BEE BOOP BAP MEAN?
I CANNOt SPEAK ECLAIR?

they're not sweatie, they were under the rain, it was during a hurricane, he was visiting one our of carribean island

damn

he literally said NU-EUROPEAN

that's post WWI.
stupid memeflagger

yes i know and russia won a war for you.

this faggot hasn't talked about footie yet

russia is a good pet.

>muh nationalism bad
>muh virus has no passport

Hey there, fellow mutt

"partially" closed frontiers, this fag is terrified about people finding out frontiers are usefull

YA PLUS COURS YES

imagine electing someone like OP

warning about nationalism lol

ah, thought Ww2, were there really already films after WW1?

I wonder if he will closed the border with ventimiglia

What can we do to spread the virus among the shitskin population of Paris?

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>"wash your hands!"
>"no more cheek kissing!"

NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS HOW OUR CULTURE ENDS

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what the fuck is this picture

The usual bullshit

>we will fight the virus by any mean possible
>we'll get help from medecine students and retired doctors
>those who can work from home will be encouraged to do so
>nationalism is bad, we ain't gonna close the borders
>muh european union
>don't be an individualist, we have to do that as a nation
>respect the rules
>wash your hands
>don't shake hands or kiss people
>don't get close to people

That's it

ok zoomer

"stop getting close to old people"

I find it amusing tough that you have this saved just for this occation

>Was he about to get BLACKED
He is literally a faggot, pimped by his grandma of a wife.
The only reason he got in any kind of power is because he is the perfect lackey for the Rothschild, who pretty much bought the election to have him in place.

your president is a real cuck. desu it fits france, but still this is troudeau like mega cucking. theres a global depression and a deadly pathogen in circulation and he basically acts like muh nationalism and muh racism are the biggest dangers right now.

Holyshit, did that faggot mention anything about the suspension of La Poste and other delivery services? Fuck, my 5-litre bottle of hand sanitizer won't arrive until next week.

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How about you worry about tartu already shutting down and tallinn soon following suit. Hope you have prepped my sõber. Cuz its about to go down.

Basically he's saying everyone will get a black dick in their ass

this is cope on a generational level

>for this occasion
saved it yesterday on /sp/ lel.
autistic of the french soldiers to ask random german people to pay respect for dead french soldiers tho

Wait you don't know ? Macron is a fucking pervert and loves BBC

>"this is the only cure"
fug

>Tartu
>filled with niggers and libtards
>Tallinn
>filled with russians and ukranians

let them burn

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>all unis and schools closed
that's it?

HELP I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE

BLACK MEN OF THE HUNG SPECIFICATION HAVE BEEN REQUESTED BY THE HOMOSEXUAL IN CHIEF TO ATTEND TO HIS ANUS UNTIL THE PANDEMIC PASSES
MUSLIM LEADERS REQUIRED TO ATTEND THE RITUAL OF THE MUMMY

kek me neither

this cuck didn't talk about sport yet REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whew she looks like a gf that I used to have

how the fuck am i supposed to take this seriously when there's that bizarre dancing woman to the right on the screen
like what the fuck deaf people can fucking read they can just read the caption why do they need absurd dancing woman

"Hi. You might remember me from mass arresting you, shooting you, and putting your eye out. I'm from your government and I'm here to help. Here's my advice to keep YOU SAFE. Because I care."

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>Souverainite of French and Europe
My fucking side kek

'no borders and if borders it should be european border'

"stay united bla bla bla"

He says school closed, boomers at home and nationalism is bad

Every school closed indefinitely in the country.

>Macron en PLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he wants Europe to hol tightly its destiny
hmmmm
and some bullshit about our history
vive la france!

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Les aventures de Micron en Martinique

>That ending theme

I'm sure she does user

He must be extra careful with the corona with all that aids pumped in his arsehole. One cough and hes down.

wont do shit. kids will go out, have fun, infect easchother, boomer parents, boomer parents infect other boomers wo kids at work or vice versa. its fucked. even china is fucked and they ordered total isolation.

It was a pretty good speech for an encouragement speech without any decisions.
I always find funny his schizophrenic "We are the french nation, we should act together" and "We are european" too.

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