/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1959 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 133,187 ► Died: 4,950

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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>RESEARCH
Virus spreads through pipes
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Rapidly mutating
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Survivors will be immunocompromised
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>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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>LATEST CASES
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.
12:03: 212 new cases and 2 new deaths in Switzerland.
10:36: 1,075 new cases and 75 new deaths in Iran.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +18 (+11) Italy +2,651 (+189) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +782 (+31) Germany +546 (+2) US +207 (+2) Switzerland +216 (+3) Japan +52 (+4) UK +130 (+2) Austria +115 (+1) Greece +18 (+1) Iraq +12 (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +20 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Azerbaijan +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) Norway +107 Sweden +183 Denmark +160 Netherlands +111 Belgium +85 Singapore +9 Malaysia +9 Australia +28 Canada +12 Czech Rep. +15 Finland +44 Iceland +24 Israel +3 Slovenia +32 UAE +11 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +12 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Romania +5 Taiwan +1 Russia +6 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Brunei +14 Albania +8 Bulgaria +16 Peru +5 Pakistan +1 Slovakia +11 Estonia +3 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 S. Africa +4 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Cyprus +1 Armenia +5 Moldova +3 Senegal +1 Liechtenstein +1 S. Lanka +1 Bolivia +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +6,988 (+333)

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FRESH OC

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it makes me so mad that none of you faggots think about the real victims in all of this
being an influencer on instagram requires travelling and those people are now being screwed out of their livelihood by your meme panic

Do you hear the people fling?
flinging the virus in the plane?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be alive again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

Will you join on our cruiseship?
Who will be dumb and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the IV drip
Is there a world you'll never see?

Then join in the blight
That will give you the right to be free!

Do you hear the people cough?
Coughing their lungs out open end?
It is the music of the people
Who will not breath again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

Will you infect all you can get
So that our plague may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The muck of the boomers
Will water the meadows of France!

Do you hear the people cough?
Coughing their lungs out open end?
It is the music of the people
Who will not breath again!
When the beating of your lungs
Echoes the beating of the pumps
Lack of O2 will have you speak in tongues
When tomorrow comes!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 52,391 (1,781): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,059 (86) Germany 2,512 (5) France 2,281 (48) US 1,508 (40) Switzerland 868 (7) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 691 (19) Sweden 683 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 361 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 122 (1) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 736 Denmark 674 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 187 Malaysia 158 Czech Rep. 109 Finland 109 Iceland 109 Israel 100 Slovenia 89 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 74 Brazil 69 Romania 52 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Russia 34 Palestine 31 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Peru 22 Pakistan 21 Slovakia 21 Croatia 19 Estonia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 S. Africa 17 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 7 Armenia 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Senegal 5 Paraguay 5 Liechtenstein 4 Lithuania 3 S. Lanka 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory C. 1 Congo 1 Fr. Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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THREAD THEME
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To Europe-Anons

Is there a chance do get a decent, non meme respirator at this moment (lmao 3M)?

normies are storming the malls and buying the toilet papaer atm, they stll do not know with witch they are dealing with


If yes, which one and where should i look?

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i corona
you corona
we corona
he/she/it coronas

You are loved!

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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Chile is already has 33 cases now
24horas.cl/nacional/ministerio-de-salud-eleva-a-33-casos-de-coronavirus-en-chile-4016448

Good luck, yuropoors, looks like your entire continent is falling.

WHAT THE HELL ITALY ?

WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE

Italybros what the fuck is happening

> E X P O N E N T I A L

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>THE GREAT /cvg/ SURVERY OF THURSDAY 12TH MARCH

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>THE GREAT /cvg/ SURVERY OF THURSDAY 12TH MARCH

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>THE GREAT /cvg/ SURVERY OF THURSDAY 12TH MARCH

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Will you look swag when the virus hits user?

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Look on your pole-bay

At what point do we take things seriously and stop sexualizing a highly lethal pandemic?

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Should I get canned or dry non perishable?

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I hate my fucking job. They're still making us come in and the o ly way we can work from home is if we use their software. Which doesn't work 3/4 of the time. It's impossible to remote in on a regular day and for sure can't take the stress with a lot of people doing so. If we can't remote in or the system crashes that's an occurrence on us and we get docked for it unless we come in. I hate this place. There's not even a plan for if we get it or are forced to quarantine. They're Maki g us use our own PTO if we get quarantined or get it. Because it's an office everyone already has a compromised immune system and the regular flu spreads through this place like a plague already. Take me and give me your love Corona-Chan.

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GUYS

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two russian tourists here just got diagnosed with COVID19
russian moh claims there are only 20 corona infected persons in all of fucking russia

govextra.gov.il/ministry-of-health/corona/corona-virus/spokesman-messages-corona/
patients 92 and 98

How do you make /diy/ masks and hazmat suits?

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Who else is part of the comfy lockdown quarantine alliance?

So far I'm counting
>Italy
>Denmark
>Norway
>Ireland
>Honduras

Am I missing someone?

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beware still no study concluding this strain isn't transmitted through atmospheric convection
therefore rain especially light slow and near traveling rain should be suspect of transmission

The moment all the chink shill outlets started spewing the exact same lines about "just a flu" and the like. When several outlets all over the world use word for word the same few phrases it's very obvious that somebody is paying them.

Sanders talks about coronavirus

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So does Bolsanaro have it or not? Getting conflicting reports

>0 spaghetti posters
it's ogre

>Newsom just announced that the gathering ban in CA specifically does not include Disney.

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Deaths outside of China need to outnumber threads for this to be a happening. Happening scheduled for tomorrow.

>6.7% kill rate in Italy
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>start dry coughing
>feel like shit with fatigue
Alright, so how long do I have now? How do I know if I have pneumonia for real? Am I just fucking done now? Was that fucking it?

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reminder that you want to be like brian when shtf
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>strawpoll.me/19524906/
>over 2 weeks is max
really i don't vote on shitpolls anyway

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CHURCHES ACROSS ROME TO SHUT UNTIL APRIL 3 DUE TO CORONAVIRUS: CHURCH

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Even the normies have all their shopping done by now.

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Long island fag here. I have to go to work tomorrow. Should I wear protection or risk causing panic. I work with food.

you stay at home

Any fellow potatoes out there willing to share some chicken? It's my little sister's favourite.

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Is she dead?

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Corona chan is not for lewd
Gentle hand-holding only

Why are you worried there is a 98+% survival rate for the young

epic goiym sacrifice

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Most people wont even know they've got it

>russian moh claims there are only 20 corona infected
34

You're empowering the effigy of the virus with meme magic. Be careful.

How many died in China, realistically?
Italy has like 1/7th of China's infections yet nearly a third of their death toll, it doesn't add up.

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No symphogears are coming to save us, are they. Oh well if people want to die let them

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33 cases confirmed in Chile, mass protests everyday, we are fucked.

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when is corona-chan gonna start reanimating the dead?

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Go back to work and make Goldberg's shekels, wagie

lads it's fucking great
we were going to have a one week break but now it's 3 due to the virus
thank you allah for this luck
gonna go wear a gas mask to maxima

Scared the shit out of my mother when I told her about the Italian doctors needing to decide who live and who dies because they are most likely to have bad outcomes.

Harsh but needed to be said. Its time to start taking this seriously.

Trying to get through to my sister now. Should I show her the video of the Italian man with the dead sister?

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Austria
Poland
Czechia

>Not being in isolation dugged in for the past 14 days

the fuck are you doing mate

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NEW: France reports 595 new cases of coronavirus and 13 new deaths, raising country's total to 2,876 cases and 61 dead

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yes mopp 3 or quit. decon all materials entering domicile. it's happening

The FUCK

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What's on your shopping list /cvg/?

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FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH
>FIRST CONFIRMED INDIAN DEATH

THIS DEATH WAS CONFIRMED POST-MORTEM, NO ONE TREATING HIM EVEN KNEW HE HAD CORONAVIRUS.

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italy is kill

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FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON IS DELIVERING AN ADDRESS TO THE NATION ON CORONAVIRUS

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Those living in FEMA REGION 01 be on the look out tonight for a localized thread. The first one archived quick.

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MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
>MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
>MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
>MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
MACRON SPEAKING TO THE PEOPLE
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Think Greece and Poland closed schools but not restaurants etc yet

Lmao get pozzed kike
I hope you moon beyond Italy

More than that. Nobody under 40 has died in Italy.

Whats the difference between N95 and FFP3 Masks?

>BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO
BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO
>BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO
BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO
>BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO
BOLSONARO AND MINISTERS UNDER SURVEILLANCE BECOUSE ONE OF THEM GOT IT, ALSO HE MET TRUMP A FEW DAYS AGO

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How many canisters/filters do I need? Got a regular military issued gas mask that takes 40mm NATO canisters

Another case in Romania. 53 now. It's in Hunedoara.

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what song

my mum is 64

Can we get a /cvg/ free for all going?
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Russia is covering up.

many go as usual, including old folks. I was also being bombarded with "secret info" blaming US for the outbreak. Pure Chinese propaganda but seems many Italians believe it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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probably never, I started writing a song last night. It's what they call in the music world an anthem.

Georgia (the state) confirmed it's first death a couple hours ago.

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My Provincial Skills Canada Competition at my college next week has been cancelled.

No confirmed cases in the province at all but they cancelled a competition I was really excited for because I wanted to win and go to nationals and get that shit on my résumé.

Little bummed out today, pol.

Yeah but how can I accept this?

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fucking pussies

MACRON ADDRESS THE NATION
>MACRON ADDRESS THE NATION

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i work as a stocker for a grocery store. they make us work in the day with the customers and refuse to let us come in later in the night time. on top of that the guys i work with are against it as well. four of the guys i work with all think that this wont be that bad and that it will blow over. they have all seen the images and videos out of china because i have shown it to them and they still shrug. not going in anymore.

if any race is going to survive this is poo-strengthened Pajeets

Any user got the virus yet? I think I have it

OH SHIT

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what is he talking about?
please

how much have you bought in?

1.3 reproduction rate
everyone is 80 years old

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French President Macron gives a statement to the nation

How many cases yesterday?

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If you aren't already done shopping at this point, you're a dumb nigger

No they just need to be creative and adapt... this could be a gold mine if they play their cards right. The masses will be home and they NEED entertainment. As for what influencers could sell - digital products. This could actually be a boom, and I see a whole corona genre emerging.

Trump, Bolsonaro and Trudeau have it too most likely

APOLOGIZE TO /PTG/

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No. It was posted by some random Mexican twitter account, but his results aren't even out yet. He MAY have it, but it's too soon to say it yet.

No. I feel like shit anyway

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Our Fngolian populace has started panic buying today as well.

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N means no oil resistance
P means Oil proof
95 = 2 = 95% particle filtration
100 = 3 = 99.7% particle filtration

MACRON WILL NOT STOP ELECTIONS
>MACRON WILL NOT STOP ELECTIONS

Frogs doomed

FFP3 = N100 essentially filtering out more particles than
N95 = FFP2

so far the only politician i see keep his head cool during a grave announcement

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Sorry to hear that user. May God watch over you

ENGLISH LIVE TRANSLATION STREAM
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can u update us on the highlights

Exactly

This only kills boomers

You just reminded me to watch season four. Thanks user.

Pull through, type the last word.

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Don't worry user, we're here to make the world a better place.

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French President Macron is delivering an address to the nation on coronavirus. Watch live:

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Happening blood orgy at my place. Starts midnight and goes till we all have the virus.

Different nomenclature depending on region

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My friends, I am just a fellow internet philosopher. In the past few months I've been surmising what the end game of coronavirus looks like.

Let me make this 100% clear: as a fellow american, I believe we will contain the infection as best as possible and minimize deaths. I fear for the state of american businesses in the coming months, however.

Best case scenario is we create a vaccine in the next few months. Businesses in the infected countries by then will be making a big shift to telecommuting. If it is possible to work from home, then employees will be told to do so. If at this point a vaccine is developed, deaths will be in the 100,000s, businesses will be severely damaged, but the world will move in.

The next scenario is in which a vaccine is not made for many years. As people continue to work from home and make fewer and fewer trips outside, people will be accustomed to staying indoors. They will be attracted to the entertainment singularity that they are trapped with. They will enter neethood, just as many of us have.

Internet use will be on the rise. Yas Forums concurrent posters will triple, maybe quadruple. Yas Forums, Yas Forums, Yas Forums and Yas Forums will be the most active boards in one year time. People will flock to whatever social media websites they want in order to obtain the social interaction that they are being starved of.

At this point, all infected countries to make this shift will enter a new age of society. The post-corona recovery will see less activity outside of the home than ever before. Technology and business will naturally seek to fulfill the necessities of the future neets.

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Just woke up. Dow at -2000.
Another glorious day.

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FOR NOW ON, nothing important, i will keep you informed if the faggot in chief decides to announce something big

poos are bacteria resistant, not so for viruses. it'll be bad there

It’s ackshully like this
youtu.be/Kas0tIxDvrg

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My parents had been ignoring my advices since the beginning, yesterday I visited them and guess what I noticed first.
An entire shelf of fucking toilet paper.

Just got back.
I heard the Burgers Army are storming Italy right now, without even proper protection.
News are pretty much silent.
WTF murrica ?
Did anyone post video here ?
Asking for a frien

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OK FOR REAL MY EXAM IS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR DO I GO WITH MY MASK OR NOT WTF!!!! IF I DON'T GO I'M GONNA FAIL THIS COURSE FOR THE SECOND TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

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27 infected in Estonia.

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Today? Lots of prescription drugs. Other than that, nothing really. Maybe some vodka to wash those down with.

The White House says it is halting public tours until further notice

Pretty soon I guess, since westeners aren't burning bodies.

Got to face the fact that my father might die from this today.

I might have to bag his body up in plastic sheeting if we are locked down like they were in China and Italy.

Have to next bring up the topic of where he keeps important papers, deeds, will, etc., for if this does happen.

I'm sorry about your resume, user.

farewell

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what's next, bros?

FRENCH FROGS ARE CLOSING EVERYTHING.
Finally my high school french classes are useful

UNI CLOSED MONDAY FRENCH LADS GET HYPE

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It's already contained in China and SK, it will not get to billions of people ever.

Stop saying this retarded shit, dumbasses.

Maybe me

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Yeah they want people to die
dess

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i forgot her name can u remind me plz?

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Underrated

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source?

oh fuck, they were in a restaraunt at the same time with me

Is he finally gonna come out as gay?