GERMANY IS RIDICOLUS, MERKEL A POOR COMEDIAN

we don't eat the poo poo

that's all

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Most of infected germans are much younger than ours, ehats more germany is making a distinguo between death with coronavirus and deaths by coronavirus

You do realise health care in north italy is better than yours

The death rates seem to suggest the opposite.

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The wonder of be the most ridicolous liar of the world .... who counts the deaths? An AUDI diesel technician??? LOL.

>6%

Still blows my mind that there is more than one thread over this.

deaths with corona virus is just a very BIG BS in the middle of the room.

She won't be able to get most of the parts of your car also.

It's funny because the strain found in Lumbardy came from a coronavirus quarantine happened in Germany during January
We got it from them

Plottwist: OJ is the clown.

LIVE FROM GERMANY

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what is life support - the thread

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China had 80k for a few weeks now.
Riiiiiiight.

Yeah sure Germany has around 3 times as many cases as Switzerland but still less deaths because of "life support".

What do you can expect from an ex-DDR girl?

Our superior master race genes btfo‘d corona
Also, fuck you burgers

I mean fuck you pasta
But also fuck you burgers

The old germans die, the refugees live and repopulate in full Germany.

DUDE EVERYTHING IS CLOSING DOWN IN EUROPE
Show flag im pretty sure you re a shitskin

Please be patient. Death is still in progress.

I honestly have no idea why krauts keep voting her back in with each election. Surely there are better candidates?

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It doesn't matter. This disease requires equipment that is in such limited supply that the shortfall overshadows the difference in quality between the two countries

Brainlet

>life support
>she says 70% of germans will be infected
Even if only 10% (lower end of the estimate) require intensive care, you are looking at more than half a million intensive care beds. Do you think that's feasible?

Corona has blinded this man. I hope you pull through hans

Real talk here.

All of our candidates are a fucking joke.
No exceptions.

for Germans the whole thing ist just very normal and relaxed. almost every single person has like it's very own hospital here, it's called "Heimstatt". it's a law from the eighties.

It doesn't add up. China is a country with 1.3 billion people. A couple Chinese tourists and workers managed to spread it since maybe november in countries everywhere and that was enough to throw all of these countries into a crisis. But China itself has a bigger population than the EU, it's as big as multiple countries. It should have experienced outbreakes in more than one place. Even more so since the initial outbreak was, according to media, ignored and kept under wraps. But apparently only one province was shut down and it didn't spread to anywhere else. That's as absurd as treating the EU as one country, saying Italy is the hotspot and then shutting it down and expecting the virus to never appear anywhere else.

Why are italians on Yas Forums so absolutely triggered by our corona figures?
Why do you even care?

Yeah they're probably not accurate. Everyone lagged massively behind on death figures, and germany is a bigger and much less centralised place than spain, france or even italy. So of course both spread and reporting of spread is gonna be slower.

But why does this bother you so much?

It's one dude that's triggered. But seeing people think everything is fine makes you wonder about the mental capacity of posters on here

we really don't care about the italian flu. we also have the famous "Rotandor", but only for Germans.

what about the millions of turks?

sure thing. thousands of chinks living in north-italy, but this one guy from munich is the one.

sure thing

That's why the strategy is to slow it down so the 70% are not sick at the same time.

Also the 70% estimate (50 million people) is incompatible with official numbers in China. There the infection rate dropped after less than 100,000 Chinese were infected.

Are they doing something to actually slow it down though? France is closing schools and paying workers to stay home

Turks are stronk and apparently masters at dissease prevention.

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Because if we contain the virus then BS can infect us again. This because our puppet's government will never has the guts to close the border.

It may surprise you, but Merkel isn't elected by the populace.

Heh, we might close the borders if the numbers rise too quickly.
Gotta get a lot worse for that to happen though.

The message that our gov is providing us is very clear: Our aim is to slow the spread of the virus down to manageable speeds. Thats it.

why are you still shilling?

Real numbers of deaths are hidden. If you already have/had some kind of other disease, that is the fault.

Also mostly they say the person died from pneumonia - not corona :)

Yeah I know but people still vote for the party whereby the MPs vote on who leads that party.

So it's not like you implied at all.

>why vote a party when the leader of said party isn't stepping down anytime soon.
Is that better now Hans?

>Germany 2512 cases .... 5 deaths.
they dont want racism caused by virus user

Holy shit, how the fuck you guys do it?
What program you guys use

TEN MORE YEARS

>italian border
anschluss already?

>Also mostly they say the person died from pneumonia - not corona :)
This. They do not check if the dead where infected in Germany.

>>Also mostly they say the person died from pneumonia - not corona
>pneumonia casualties rise by 1000%
>also germanistan:

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Germans are known liars. They are the chinks of Europe. Look up Dieselgate

because of their meticulous hygiene and advanced medical technology