Dad has a dry cough

Damn your fucked bro. Damn chinks screwed you

You know what to do user, the hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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I really don’t care if I get it , but I’m worried my grandma might get it from someone in our household.

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user, it will get most of us
The sooner you come to terms with it the better
Make your peace

this feel Pepehands. dad and mom are 59 and 60 and im afraid im gonna infect them i had pneumonia once going in for a physical and i didnt even know i was sick.

how do so many retards not know the difference between a cold and a flu?

a flu you get fever, stomach problems, shit problems

a cold you get coughing, chest, nose

Corona is a cold (pneumonia).. not a FLU

Bump

shut the fuck up nerd.

dry cough is good, it's the wet flemmy cough that's bad, when you start hacking shit up. That's what you drown in

flu doesn't effect your stomach aside from maybe suppressed appetite.

>Fucking pajeeta sitting 6 feet from me at work has a dry cough
I can’t take it anymore. I am about to explode. How do I tell my boss that either she leaves or I leave without sounding racist?

maybe you're lucky but some people vomit instead of diarrhea

and some people get both.

>pajeet over there keeps coughing and I don't feel comfortable with that coronu virus going around

This

How old is he?

Spring is coming m8, it's just allergies.

for fucks sake. fuck this fucking fear mongering society. Holocaust 2 fucking when?

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and congestion (nasal) isnt a symptom of corona

This. We need to quarantine all the old people at local city buildings or something. Ship canned food to them weekly wash it down with bleach water before they touch it.

Or so many of them are going to die.

is there 5g in your town/ city?

eat the lemons

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I had a terrible fever mid February with lots of coughing and I couldn't sleep for two nights because of the fever. It was unironically the worst flu in my life so far (32 years old). It just occurred to be several days ago that it could have been the new virus.

I also got sick yesterday AGAIN. This time it's weaker, like the regular flues I get every winter.

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Just release him from his suffering.

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Just occured to me will Corona finally free us from the last of the "holocaust survivors"? Surly they are old and anyone around that much gas has lung damage?

Except none of this is real.

mine has it too. Had it for years, only starts coughing when he eats something while laying on couch. You would expect a person of his age would learn to eat properly, but noooo

5000 people have died in the UK from normal flu so far this winter -just to give you some perspective, stop being a dickhead and sperging out over nothing

>I really don’t care if I get it
No more seeing grammy for you

pretty sure there will be some kind of survivors even in 100 years from now
They will just label their children as such

holy fuck youre stupid.

guess whats killing people.. post nasal drip into the lungs making little pockets fill up with mucus and the person suffocates in their own body.

they have to put them face down to get the mucus to come out as they lose strength and die.

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RIP user
..can i have your stuff?

what is this eating properly you speak of

Don't use the slur. Honestly I would phrase it like this "The lady sitting near me is coughing an awful lot. I don't want to get sick from her. Either you make her go home, or I leave."

95% chance he lives.

Now you sound sexist.

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>had a fever yesterday and coughing up green
>also had a wheeze in my chest at the end of an exhale
>fever's gone today but still have the wheeze and coughing up green after waking up

Imagine beating the flu only to have to fight Corona-chan as well.

sadly this

Rip britanon

not laying down and choking on damn nuts or cookies or whatever he eats when watches TV

Tell him to drink some lagavulin.

My dad has weak as fuck lungs, had chronic bronchitis at some point, whatever that sickness is called, won't quit smoking cigs despite me trying my best to talk him out of it. He coofs everyday which is normal for him but now he feels like people think he has corona, he doesn't and I hope he doesn't because it will definitely kill him. Shame really because besides a unhealthy lifestyle he is a good dad and a good person.

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epic

2.5 years ago my dad had a horrible flue. 80 Y/O, so much coughing he developed a Reinke's edema. he coughed and coughed for 10 months. every time i'd visit the house he would be coughing. he couldnt sleep laying down because the snot would make him cough so i would see him sleeping awkwardly siting on the sofa and it broke my fucking heart. i had the most torturing anxiety. one day in when it was warmer outside i visited and saw him standing on the lawn in our back yard. he looked at me and smiled and said "son, you have no idea how good it is to feel better". thank god i didnt lose him then.

burn the bodies.

I had that too a couple days ago. It was allergies. Allergy symptoms can be pretty severe this time of year. Better get him tested, just to be on the safe side.

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And green tea!

Same here. Realistically I know it's almost certainly just a normal cold, but I still feel paranoid.

i know how you feel, my dad might not have weak lungs but he smokes an awful lot too. youre not alone. hope you and your family will make it

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The boomers need to die, it's time for natural selection. Say goodbye to your dad and dump him.

It's already a thing. They'll milk this forever if people let them.

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>call my broker
>lots of coughing in the background
fuck it bros I'm voting for Bernie

Being a rich Jew is such a hardship lol.
Someone should make a new Final Solution.

oh another intellectual here