/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1958 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 133,101 ► Died: 4,949

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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First death in India, only discovered post-mortem
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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>RESEARCH
Virus affects blood circulation
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Testicular damage
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, shortage of chemicals
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White House admits they lack tests
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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>LATEST CASES
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.
12:03: 212 new cases and 2 new deaths in Switzerland.
10:36: 1,075 new cases and 75 new deaths in Iran.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk
youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0
twitter.com/DVATW/status/1238073137813749762
youtube.com/watch?v=-vUXea8MXco
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_media
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_finance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_retail
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
youtube.com/watch?v=HYmUOyrks-Q
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Guzik
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_Black_Hand
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Spain)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Serbia)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–1919
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_M._Sackler
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_Pharma
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Timberland_Company
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Klein
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Lauren
academia.edu/37491713/Shalom_Sabar_From_Sacred_Symbol_to_Key_Ring_The_Hamsa_in_Jewish_and_Israeli_Societies_in_Simon_J._Bronner_ed._Jews_at_Home_The_Domestication_of_Identity_Oxford_Littman_Library_of_Jewish_Civilization_2010_140-162
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_(gemstone)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>LATEST CHANGES
China +18 (+11) Italy +2,651 (+189) Iran +1,075 (+75) S. Korea +114 (+6) Spain +782 (+31) Germany +546 (+2) US +126 (+2) Switzerland +215 (+2) Japan +52 (+4) UK +130 (+2) Austria +115 (+1) Greece +18 (+1) Iraq +12 (+1) Lebanon (+1) Poland +20 (+1) Algeria +4 (+1) Azerbaijan +4 (+1) Guyana +1 (+1) Norway +105 Sweden +183 Denmark +160 Netherlands +111 Belgium +85 Singapore +9 Malaysia +9 Australia +28 Canada +12 Czech Rep. +15 Finland +44 Iceland +24 Israel +3 Slovenia +32 UAE +11 Kuwait +8 Portugal +17 India +12 Thailand +11 Brazil +17 Philippines +3 Romania +3 Taiwan +1 Russia +6 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Brunei +14 Albania +8 Bulgaria +16 Peru +5 Pakistan +1 Slovakia +11 Estonia +3 Luxembourg +12 Serbia +1 S. Africa +4 Latvia +6 Hungary +3 Belarus +3 Mexico +1 Bosnia +4 Malta +2 Cyprus +1 Armenia +5 Moldova +3 Senegal +1 Liechtenstein +1 S. Lanka +1 Bolivia +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +6,902 (+332)

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Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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In all the excitement, I forgot to masturbate for 3 days. Post Corona cunny!

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When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control.

Wuhan 2020
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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US INTEL: 2-3 weeks until the country shuts down. 24-48 hours for washington state.

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 52,305 (1,780): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,059 (86) Germany 2,512 (5) France 2,281 (48) US 1,427 (40) Switzerland 867 (6) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 691 (19) Sweden 683 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 361 (1) Australia 156 (3) H. Kong 130 (3) Canada 122 (1) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) Thailand 70 (1) S. Marino 69 (3) Lebanon 68 (3) Egypt 67 (1) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Algeria 24 (1) Albania 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Argentina 21 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Norway 734 Denmark 674 Qatar 262 Bahrain 195 Singapore 187 Malaysia 158 Czech Rep. 109 Finland 109 Iceland 109 Israel 100 Slovenia 89 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 India 74 Brazil 69 Romania 50 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Russia 34 Palestine 31 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Chile 23 C. Rica 22 Peru 22 Pakistan 21 Slovakia 21 Croatia 19 Estonia 19 Luxembourg 19 Serbia 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 S. Africa 17 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Belarus 12 Mexico 12 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Tunisia 7 Cyprus 7 Armenia 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Senegal 5 Paraguay 5 Liechtenstein 4 Lithuania 3 S. Lanka 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory C. 1 Congo 1 Fr. Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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>Hello, I bring you here with this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Pandemics, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you a epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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when numbers from france?

Rodrigues Alves die in 1919 because os the spanish flu
Bolsonaro 2020 probably will die because of the coronavirus

Argentina bros really putting out with all that baking

How did the ISS Space Station get
COVID 19

what does community infection mean?

I have a huge fucking tickle in my throat, it's been fun boiiis.

wew
twitter.com/DVATW/status/1238073137813749762

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When did you realize that Corona-Chan is a real happening and not just a larp?

fake virus

no one dies from it

no one has it : it doesnt exist

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src?

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We did this, it is our fault. If we had nuked China back in the fifties none of this would have happened. It's all over bros...

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Source

How is closing schools counter-productive? It's a money thing isn't it?

Reminder trump and Pence have it, and Nancy will be the next acting president

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anyone have a good live update map/link?

youtube.com/watch?v=-vUXea8MXco

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Ahh, globalism.

is the dow just stuck at 8.47% down or is my internet not refreshing?

except that Italy apparently got their patient zero from Bavaria

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CHINK

Threadly Reminder, unless you have lead & brass you won't exit the collapse

>mom stocked up on TP and $400 worth of food

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>more threads than new deaths in Italy
do I need to say it

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when they shut down Wuhan

Post yfw Trump is confirmed infected

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THEY ONLY ADVERTISE JEWISH BUSINESSES. THEY DIDN'T INVENT ANYTHING. ITS RACISM.

There are currently Jewish CEOs and founders in every company in this list.

These are only the easily recognizable brands. Jews represent 1% of the population.

CTRL+F to find a business on these wiki pages if youre skeptical.
>sources
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_media
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_finance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_retail

Columbia Picures
20th Century Fox
Paramount
Warner Brothers
Walt Disney
Sony (Chairmen only)
Universal
MGM
Tristar Pictures
Lionsgate
Bad Hat Harry
Motion Picture Association of America
Academy of Motion Picture arts and sciences
New Line Cinema
Miramax
Dreamworks
Hasbro Toys
Toys R Us
Mattel
AMC Theatres
Comcast, DirecTV, and Time Warner
ABC
NBC
MSNBC
FOX
CBS
CNN (HLN as well through CNN)
Spike TV
Netflix
Showtime
USA Network
TMZ
E!
HBO
Discovery (Discovery channel, Animal Planet, Science Channel)
Hanna-Barbera
AMC Networks
Home Shopping Network
Saturday Night Live
Viacom which has BET, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, etc.
QVC
The Food Network
Costco
Macys
Staples
Home Depot
Sears
Family Dollar
Marshalls
Golds Gym
Nu Image
Zumba
Nutrisystem
Slimfast
Hyatt Hotels
Zales
Yellow Cab Company
Revlon

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My landlord signed the lease he's Chinese am I screwed? Can I break into my own home on Apr 1st?

Minister Equality(feminist state minister) of Spain infected by Coronavirus

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They could have closed trading

>Disney theme parks are exempt from gathering bans
HAHAHAHA
FUCK CAPITALISM

>US 1,427 (40)
>40
Lol.
Still only 40.
How long has it been stuck at 40?
4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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Yeh haha i and my colleagues already knew all about this and were not surprised when northern italy blew up. Tons of chinese around milan

I feel awful

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wtf switzerland?

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any new horror stories from italy?

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

>mfw they where supposed to call off lockdown but our feds can't stop discussing terms

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.
>Text edits of images that already in the collection won't be added.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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orlandofag here, we all saw this coming

it makes no sense, i wish he would atleast explain why

AHHHH GET AWAY

22 CASES IN PÉRU all THE FUCKING ARE BEING LEFT EMPTY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So we blame Italy now?

Great

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They a are all a talkin like dis now

Theme for the happening.
youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs
Enjoy.

fagflag
Eat corona turd

oh they'll exit all right, in fact they'll go early

Here Hans.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Sorry buddy, but you gotta do what you gotta do...

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>uni classes cancelled until next month
>convinced my parents to stockpile food and essentials just in case
>friends aren't going out as much and we started playing WoW again
Coronavirus is so fucking comfy lads

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HAHAHAHAHA

Imported?

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Ireland announced 27 new cases today.

I was hoping someone else would answer 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=HYmUOyrks-Q
FRESH OC

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not enough kids have been infected to spread it among their families, they need another couple of weeks before a full lockdown takes place for maximum amount of pensioner genocide to take place

How many of the "italians" dying are actual Chink workers?

Creators of OxyContin Purdue Pharma
Rodan + Fields (Proactiv)
Burts Bees
Q-tips (Hold patent)
Victorias Secret
Bath & Body works
Medical Tribune and chairman of Medical Press, Inc.
Urban Decay makeup
Founded NYSE Stock exchange (formerly called American stock exchange)
JPMorgan
Chase Bank
Goldman Sachs
City National bank
XPO Logistics
Ben and Jerrys ice cream
Baskin Robbins
Häagen-Dazs
Snapple
Pabst beer
FIJI water
POM
Monster Energy Drinks
Rockstar Energy Drinks
Starbucks
Mr Coffee
Dunkin Donuts
Chiquita
Mcdonalds (Canada & Russia and meat supplier)
Burger King (Restaurant Brands International)
Tim Hortons (Restaurant Brands International)
Popeyes (Restaurant Brands International)
Tommy Hillfiger
Mens Wearhouse
Calvin Klein
IZOD
GAP
DKNY
GUESS
Levi Strauss
Ralph Lauren
Spanx underwear
American Apparel
Ecko Unlimited Footwear
Reebok
Timberlands
Porsche GmbH
RCA Records
Sony Music
Ariana grande and Justin Biebers managers
Warner Music Group
300-Entertainment
Def Jam
Columbia Records
RIAA Certification board (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)
Atlantic Records
Universal Music Publishing Group
Ruthless Records
Manager of Rolling stones
Republic Records
MCA
Warner Bro studios
CBS Records
Marvel
DC Comics
Pulitzer Prize (invented)
MAD!
New York Times

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She looks like she would do some things. Dirty things

If it's anything like here, it doesn't mean they're not treating patients, it just means they're cutting out the hours of lab work to confirm the case and are just going straight to assuming it's corona. It'll save manpower in the long run, but the downside is not knowing how the spread is going.

OLD SIC BASTARD

After this shit is over what's going to happen? Will there be an investigation? Will whoever is responsible for unleashing this pandemic be brought to justice?

Time
Wall street Journal
Mens Fitness
National Enquirer
US Weekly
Globe
Vox
Complex
Verge
Rolling stone
Hudson Reporter
TED Talks
H&R Block
Audible
Facebook
Zynga Games (FarmVille, MafiaWars, Etc.)
Google
DuckDuckGo
Snapchat
Instagram
Vine
Complex
Groupon
23andme
Family Tree DNA
Hotels.com
match.com
Tinder
Getty images
Shutterstock
WhatsApp
Craigslist
eBay
YouTube
Lyft
Yelp
Reddit
Answers.com
Paypal
Groupon
BitTorrent
LinkedIn
Dell and Alienware through dell
Intel
Sandisk
CISCO
Broadcom
Qualcomm
Oracle
Apple (Chairman)
Android
Atari
ZeniMax and Bethesda games
Blizzard

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There is total panic in Finland. There is no bread.

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When the DoD held their meeting.

BEAUTIFUL
CAPITALISM

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so people here are being sent into home quarantine if they had contact with infected
but if they haven't prepped, where the fuck do they get their food from?

No, stay on China. They are financially responsible for the global pandemic and they need to be held to international law in the courts. China must pay for the damages they've caused

>and they are dancing, the globe’s surface glittering with the flights of the normies grinning hideously over their canted profiles
>towering over them all is coronachan and she is naked, infecting
>her small protein lively and quick and now in doubletime and attaching to ace-2 receptors
>small and spiked and brilliant, like a mote black sun
>she never sleeps, she says
>she says she’ll never die
>she bows to the preppers and sashays backwards and throws back her lipid membrane and laughs deep in her ion channel and she is a great favorite, the sweet death
>she touches her vector and the symptomless vessel of her gift passes palely under the borders and she swings about and takes possession of another nation
>and she pirouettes and makes an infection, two infections, dancing and destroying at once
>her proteins are light and nimble
>she never sleeps.
>she says that she will never die
>she dances in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite
>she never sleeps, the sweet death
>she is in, dancing
>she says that she will never die

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kek

Not enough

how are the chinese getting away with this shit? Why are they all of a sudden cured and resuming normal life despite the virus arriving first there in a city where 15 MILLION people live? why aren't they held accountable for all this mess?

That'd be raycisst to say.

I have inside news that Northern Cali will be under quarantine on Sunday.

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Carnival Cruises
United Talent Agency
Citigroup
Wholesale Grocers (The largest wholesale grocery supply company in the U.S.)
Sweet N Low
Nathans Hotdogs
Hebrew National
Jacob & Co.
Pandora
Los Angeles Dodgers
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Miami Heat
Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Knicks
New York jets
New York Yankees
New York Giants (49% ownership)
Indiana Pacers
Atlanta Hawks
Detroit Pistons
Carolina Panthers (David Tepper holds ownership)
San Francisco Giants (CEO)
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Seattle Mariners
Anaheim Ducks
Manchester United
New England Patriots
Dallas Mavericks
Milwaukee Bucks
Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia 76ers

Remember, there are 2 teams that play in every sports game and that get revenue from said games.
Having only half of the teams in existence is enough to get revenue from every game thats played.

Larry Silverstein owned the world trade center

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

>b-but user.. i can think of plenty of businesses not on this list!
First of all, you need to stop being such a fucking retard. Wake up. Youre being controlled.

Every business thats not on this list has to pay jewish people to advertise their products because nearly every major TV channel and advertising medium in the United States is Jewish owned. Even non-jewish businesses still have to pay the jews every single time if they want to be successful. The Jews have a piece of every pie in America.

How many other businesses are owned by freemasons?

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Average age of death in italy:82

As this shit keeps mutating it's gonna get weaker and weaker.

This shit is not a nothingburger, but please, stop acting like the world is ending.

I'VE BEEN CONVINCED, I'M CURRENTLY MAKING A LIST AND HEADING TO TESCO IN MY HAZMAT SUIT. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?

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Is it too late to start prepping?

>still have places that sell 3M 6000 masks
>zoomers too oblivious to care
>boomers too broken to care

Feels good.

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>be me
>NEET since 2012
>only leave house every ten days to buy food
>begin apprenticeship in february 2020
>have contact with a lot of people
>get corona
>die

thanks merkel

How long before rest of world overtakes China?

KARL MARX IS JEWISH
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx

JEW MOBSTER MEYER LANSKY PAID CUBANS TO REINSTATE COMMUNIST ENDORSED LEADER WHO RUINED CUBA LEADING TO COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
>In 1952, Lansky offered then-President Carlos Prío Socarrás a bribe of US$250,000 to step down so Batista could return to power.

COMMUNIST PERUVIAN SHINING PATH PARTY IS ALLIED WITH SINALOA CARTEL (SCORPION) AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE JEWISH MAFIA.
"EL CHAPO" GUZMÁN (SINALOA) AND MANUEL RUBÉN GUZMÁN (SHINING PATH FOUNDER) HAVE THE SAME LAST NAMES.
MANUEL ALSO HAS THE NAME RUBEN WHICH IS OFTEN JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

3 AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN JEW MOBSTERS AFFILIATED TO AMERICAN BLACK HANDS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Guzik

JEW MURDER SYNDICATES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_Black_Hand

SPANISH BLACK HAND ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Spain)

THE BLACK HAND (SERBIA) IS OFTEN VIEWED AS HAVING CONTRIBUTED TO THE START OF WORLD WAR I BY PRECIPITATING THE JULY CRISIS OF 1914, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED TO AUSTRIA-HUNGARY'S INVASION OF THE KINGDOM OF SERBIA.[6]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Serbia)

8 OUT OF 10 GERMAN COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS AFTER WWI WERE JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–1919

FENTANYL IS NOTED AS BEING OF MOSTLY CHINESE ORIGIN. PURDUE PHARMA IS RUN BY A JEW NAMED MORTIMER SACKLER, AND HIS BROTHER CONTROLS THE MEDICAL TRIBUNE.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

SACKLER AMASSED LARGEST CHINESE ART COLLECTION IN WORLD
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_M._Sackler

"ISRAELI CRIME ELEMENTS APPEAR TO BE IN CONTROL" OF U.S. ECSTASY TRADE
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia

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>Ben and Jerrys ice cream
>Baskin Robbins
>Häagen-Dazs
Oh no not the ice cream kek, fatmerican

>because of what I did- I mean what the administration did, we are doing great- only 32 deaths
How self centered is this moron?

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China and the CCP are responsible

what did i miss

didnt follow shit since yesterday midday

Make ur own bread...

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia
>In a statement before Congress in 2000, officials with the U.S. Customs Service noted that "Israeli organized-crime elements appear to be in control" of the multibillion-dollar U.S. ecstasy trade

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_Pharma
>Purdue Pharma L.P. is a privately held pharmaceutical company owned principally by descendants of Mortimer and Raymond Sackler.[1][2] In 2007, it paid out one of the largest fines ever levied against a pharmaceutical firm for mislabeling its product OxyContin

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH WEAPONS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH CLOTHING AND SHOES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Timberland_Company
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Klein
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Lauren

All of the following rappers and more are signed to record labels with Jewish owners or CEOs:

50 Cent, Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Post Malone, The Weeknd, Nav,
Justin Bieber, Logic, Nas, 2 Chainz, Desiigner, Kanye West, Big Sean,
Lil Uzi Vert, Cardi B, Meek Mill, Jay z, Kevin Gates, Kodak Black, Gucci Mane,
Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, B.I.G., Young Thug, Ty Dolla $ign, Bhad Bhabie

RIAA Certification board is also jewish owned. (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)

MONSTERS INC (SPIELBERG) AND TUPACS RECORD LABEL ARE BASED ON A JEWISH MURDER RACKET
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WARUM SEIT IHR SO BEHINDERT ÜBER DEN ALPEN?

anyone have the other template with corona-chan?

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Why

You think this is funny? People are being infected and you're laughing.

A) Avoid getting Coronavirus
B) Coronavirus infection

A) might not be possible without starving to death
Go to B

B1 Try to get infected at the peak level?
B2 Try to get infected at the trough level?
B3 Try to get infected at the medium level?

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Fucking 16 new cases today.. we had 7 and now suddenly they're 23. There surely are more. We were one of the last countries to get hit by it yet our numbers are pumping up like crazy..

jesus h lads this is it, everything is shutting down. this is global reset. JUST A FLU BRO

The movies, media, internet, and music are key to understanding the Jewish rackets.
They dictate everything the populous sees, how they see it, and as a result what the populous desires.

They show sluts and cheating women as powerful and "liberated".
They show and glorify drugs to increase both legal and illegal drug sales, they show skinny women who wear makeup to promote sales of slimfast, nutrisystem, victorias secret, calvin klein, gym memberships, makeup, revlon products, beauty products such as proactiv etc which are all jewish owned.

They use their mediums to promote solely other Jewish businesses into extreme popularity ex: Facebook & Zynga games. Why is FarmVille the single most popular game on Facebook to begin with when there are tons of other games that exist exactly like it? At what point did Facebook even become more popular than myspace? The key is that its Jewish owned.

They corner markets and provide competition as well so that everywhere you turn you are purchasing a Jewish product. Google's alternative -> DuckDuckGo. Facebooks main alternatives -> Instagram -> Snapchat -> Vine -> Reddit -> WhatsApp. eBays main alternative -> CraigsList. Apples alternative -> Android (Why not microsoft or ASUS?). Rockstar Energy main alternative -> Monster energy -> Starbucks -> Dunkin Donuts. Shutterstock -> GettyImages. Tinder -> Match.com. Marvel -> DC comics. If you support virtually any sports team in New York city you are funding a jew. There are countless examples. The Jews are all taught from birth to value other jews as more important than non-jews. You may think they desire equality, but they consider you subhuman. Your businesses would never succeed in the world if youre not JEWISH. The "brand battles" between brands that you all participate in are literally a Jewish advertising scheme.

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BREAKING: 100% of people will DIE

Hopefully PD becomes a smoking crater like PASOK in Greece for letting things get this bad.

So, what will (you) kill time with when literally all public locations come under lockdown and a 6 PM curfew is established?

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>tfw am a loser who lives with parents
>dad keeps saying "it's just a flu, bro"
>only have four rolls of toilet paper left
how fucked am I?

Chinks are all wearing masks and staying isolated like their government ordered them too

>Boston Marathon Postponed
Boston Marathon Postponed
>Boston Marathon Postponed
I made a General for New England but it archived in 18 minutes. I think it's a good idea to start thinking as our designated FEMA ZONES in the USA. It will help up be better prepared.
It's archived now, but look out for the 2nd thread sometime tonight.

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>resuming normal life

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Booze you utter faggot.

The likely origin of the Black Hand as a symbol:

academia.edu/37491713/Shalom_Sabar_From_Sacred_Symbol_to_Key_Ring_The_Hamsa_in_Jewish_and_Israeli_Societies_in_Simon_J._Bronner_ed._Jews_at_Home_The_Domestication_of_Identity_Oxford_Littman_Library_of_Jewish_Civilization_2010_140-162

>"And also, when two people are fighting together one will raise the five outspread fingers of his hand before the eyes of the other, as if to say that this image will do him harm."

>"Images of the priest’s hands spread in this way are known from fifteenth-century Italian Hebrew manu-scripts, and the earliest depiction in printed books is found in the printer’s device of Gershom Katz of Prague"

>Italian Hebrew manu-scripts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa

>("five [fingers] in your eye").[24] Raising one's right hand with the palm showing and the fingers slightly apart is part of this curse meant "to blind the aggressor".[21]

>The Hand (Khamsa), particularly the open right hand, is a sign of protection that also represents blessings, power and strength, and is seen as potent in deflecting the evil eye.[2][18] One of the most common components of gold and silver jewelry in the region,[19] historically and traditionally, it was most commonly carved in jet

>it was most commonly carved in jet

Jet is a black gemstone

This was a black hand, present in italy, meant to tell people that this image will do them harm and to curse people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_(gemstone)

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Italy has hit 1k deaths

Italy is kill.
Iranians have piled bodies high enough to start a space race.
Europe is staying at home this week.
Trump may be pozzed.

C) Prep

State official says NYC subway ridership is down 18.5%

First 5-6 deaths were whites. After that it's almost impossible to find data on people who expired.

this is what I don't get with the fucking retards going
>lol okay alex jones
A virus doesn't just spring up out of nowhere that ends up infecting, what we're being told, 80% of the population putting multiple nations into lockdown and wartime triage. But china have destroyed the wetmarket, probably destroyed and shut down anything else that could be investigated and these fucks want to ridicule anyone demanding full investigations and accountability. This shit should be a death sentence for the people responsible, but I'm thinking some big names would be involved

We're all going to be infected, silly!

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vitamins c and d

Yeah, fuck em! Morons

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You can't punish the entirety of China, I just want the heads of the handful of people behind this on a stake.

It's officially happening now.
Go go Corona-chan! Born to die! World is a fuck! Kill em all!

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>As this shit keeps mutating it's gonna get weaker and weaker.
Where do people even get this idea?

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Waza crackers
tuna cans or whatever
lentils
sauces
some plastic cheese
plastic gloves (lol, there won't be any left)
From the top of my head. Honestly, you'd be better off ordering all of this online.

People need to start getting angry about this shit. Globalism has been a mistake.

kekekeke and saved

Stay home and fuck my trans wife's big bubble butt all day

If schools close, they close until the autumn. Close them now and the kids will be trying shipped off to be grandma's problem right when the peak of the virus hits.
There's a logic to it, but it won't last. My uni is planning to close by the end of next week (unofficially) and the school my sister teaches at is already preparing homework to be given out next week.

Survive months with prep. Start hunting or scavenging and learn to live in the post-corona world. Getting infected is never a good idea

Pay Denbts Chang

Tendies, for God's sake don't forget the tendies, user

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Canned spinach
Flashlight+batteries
Candles+lighters

Very canadian post

got any recommendations what I should order from coop home delivery? apart from the obvious toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rice and beans etc.

Hilarious because most bread only lasts two weeks at best.

Flour, so you can make your own bread.
Large containers to hold tap water, so you can later decontaminate it with bleach.

Overall, it's an alright list. Best of luck.

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it's a pandemic, it's going to be everywhere, what's the point in testing? sick people with pneumonia will turn up at the hospitals, doesn't matter if it's corona or not. pneumonia is pneumonia. oxygen saturation is the only relevant metric in that context.

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Judging by Italy, when will coronachan outbreak happen in Sweden?

>Turning 30 this September
>supposed to be living my best life in these last waning moments of my 20's
>fucking everything is shut down until further notice

Just take me Corona-chan, I'm ready to feel your cold embrace.

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It's not your fault, Americans. Just nuke them as soon as you have a chance, okay?

it's probably too L8 for you M8

Rip in peace

Binbags.
Candles and matches.

> No M95 mask
> Not even full length gown
> NO GOGGLES

Holy shit.
Stay safe anons, us incels will inherit the earth.

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DESU China building an emergency hospital in a week was the alarm bell for me.

>mfw impoverished banana republics are exercising more common sense than the richest countries in the world
Let it all burn already.

>McArthur was actually trying to save the world from China
>Truman cucked at the last second

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Fun things. Things that warrant existential contemplation as you sip whiskey and smoke a cigarette naked, after doing.

This is the perfect time is raise awareness to this, user. Lots of eyes on this issue. May God bless you, keep up the good work.

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