/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1957 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

POST CUTE PICTURES OF CORONA CHAN

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bros im worried...

When?

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Holy shit lmao

IF THIS IS A REAL HAPPENING WHERE ARE ALL THE HAPPENING VIDEOS BESIDES THE ONES MADE BY NEWS OUTLETS? I WANT JOE NOBODY MAKING VIDS, I WANT PROOF FROM THE PEOPLE NOT THE JEWS AND POLITICOS AND PEDOS

THIS FEELS LIKE A FALSE FLAG

AAAAAAAUUUEEAAAAAHHHGG WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

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SENIOR ADVISOR OF IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.

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COUGH COUGH! WESTERN EDITION

DEATH - RECOVER
ITALY : 827 - 1045
FRANCE : 48 - 12
SPAIN : 55 - 183
GERMANY : 3 - 25
US : 38 - 8
NORWAY : 0 - 1
SWITZERLAND : 4 - 4
DENMARK : 0 - 1
NETHERLAND : 5 - 0
SWEDEN : 1 - 1
UK : 8 - 19
BELGIUM : 3 - 1
AUSTRIA : 1 - 4
AUSTRALIA : 3 - 21
CANADA : 1 - 8
GREECE : 1 - 0
POLAND : 1 - 0

TOTAL: 999 - 1333
DEATH RATE: 42,84%

> Remember black plague death rate was ~20%

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Hope you guys prepped at least 2 weeks worth 550€ of food and stuff like our smart girl did here.

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you motherfuckers I thought I would just have to stay in for a while to not get a virus but now I also have to endure an entire imminent civilization collapse?
I just wanna play vidya

>> DEATH - RECOVER
>US : 38 - 8

That is a terrible rate

If doubles: A third strain has recently mutated.

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How can something so cute be responsible for such horrors?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I BLEW ALL MY HAPPENING MONEY ON THIS SWEET RIDE AFTER THE IRAN WAR DIDNT HAPPEN WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HOW FUCKED AM I IT COSTED 100 GRAND IM IN DEBT

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What is the situation in most affected areas in Italy? Are grocery stores still stocked?

I don't wanna play anymore corona-chan

I just died from corona like 20 minutes ago. I'm so upset right now.

Did France and Spain send numbers yet? Are we getting 5k tonight?

Shut the fuck up about it already

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>CZECHIA DEPLOYS 2000 SOLDIERS TO IT'S BORDERS, CLOSES DOWN ALL SCHOOLS FOR A MONTH, PLANS TO DEPLOY TANKS AND HEAVY ARTILLERY TO THE GERMAN BORDER

>SLOVAKIA SEALS ITSELF, ONLY SLOVAKIANS CAN ENTER THE COUNTRY, SLOVAKIA PREPARES TO DEPORT ALL FOREIGNERS, CLOSES ALL AIRPORTS

TRUMP HAS CORONA
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Italys numbers are legit scaring me

What happens to the US elections once all candidates are taken out by the virus?

>deadly pandemic
>supply chain shutdowns and economic collapse
>gold and bitcoin plummet, lead and alcohol are going to the moon
>fed thinks it can quantitatively ease the virus away
glad we get to bring doom paul back for a second decade

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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Can't decide if this is a big nothing or if I should actually stockpile food. Has a Yas Forums happening ever amounted to anything? Reading these threads makes the paranoia worse. But then on the news countries are shutting borders, going on lockdown, banning public gatherings. Maybe I should act before it's too late.

Now thats class...

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youtu.be/S0POFnH096U

Is the corona virus the ultimate proof of the superiority of Germans? Yes it is.

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Burgers, explain what the fuck is this Bill Mithcell’s deal? He is just like mainstream media, but he’s just shilling in the opposite direction, or is there something more? He sounds obsessed and completely delusional.

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transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
>pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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reroll

damn these threads go fast

Source

The only videos I've seen are homesteaders/preppers going "well, this is what I live for".

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I'M GIVING YOU MY POWER CORONA, PLEASE DESTROY EUROPE

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Romanian hombres, what the fuck are we going to do? All the cases in our country due to retarded diaspora nigger rats that are returning en masse here.

What the fuck are we going to do come Easter? They'll fucking decimate this country.

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Tulsi will win. She's the walking picture of health.

Dark as a Dungeon - Willie Nelson or Johnny Cash
Oh give all those young chickens
some eel and some swine
cover it all with that wet market brine
Form it like a rabbit to steep in my bowl
Til the smell of this soup runs down to my soul

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

There is many a chink I have known in my day
Built phones for Apple, gave his whole life away
Like a fiend with his dope or my three penis wine
He grabs a koala and tears out its spine

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

On midnight or the morning, or the middle of the day
Its same to the chink who tortures away
Where the demons of death often come by surprise
Collapse of this buildin' and you're buried alive

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

I hope when I'm dead and the ages shall roll
That my body will rise up and shitpost on Yas Forums
I will look from the door of my heavenly home
And pity the chinese chewing cat bones

The doggies are cooking and bat in my stew
Where clean meat costs double, free gristle to chew
Where the butcher's blade falls, the sun never shines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines
Releasin' bats SARS, population declines

i'm not having fun anymore bros...

If you have to ask it's too late

Digits so I survive the first wave and enjoy a desolated world driving around in a Vespa.

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Why? You some kinda pussy?

>blue instead of red for infected
what is wrong with you poles

if get coronavirus is a somethingburger

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Gonna ask the same question:

I'm supposed to pick up my dad from the airport in about 3 weeks. He's gonna board the first plane in Brazil and change 2 or 3 airports on his way home.

I'm thinking of making his room into a precautionary quarantine for 2-3 weeks so I think it's fine once we get home. Is there a solution I can mix at home, or buy premade that I can spray him with before we enter the car tho? I saw they use some sort of spray around the world, I don't know what it is. Can't just be alcohol right?

Well it's true

Based move desu. Prymula trying to prevent second italy

It's all closed everywhere except those who sell food, medicines or tobacco

POST CUTE PICTURES OF CORONA-CHAN

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hmm haha

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so the crisis isn't finished yet
> inb4 true scale is going to leak

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want vids from outside china

you should be, and stocking up on canned food, water, and cutie colombianas

twitter.com/RadioSavana/status/1237776790103482369

Italy falling victims.

corona virus survives:
3 hrs in air
24 hrs on cardboard
48 to 72 hours on plastic/steel

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Checked polbro

IS BOLSONARO INFECTED

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The problem is just their superior immune system with it's constant interferone production kills all but the most powerful of germs. And those that survive...well shit.

thank you

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mobile.twitter.com/theJagmeetSingh/status/1238135224460087296
Noooo not my sikherino bro noo

Doc Mithcell’s just wants you to buy those stocks goy

Kek. First lulz now dont wanna play anymore :p

Trump is going to die and Pence will unleash a holy war of biblical proportions.

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What's the best way to fill my freezer with meats? Frozen food delivery?

oh no

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Yes, act now.

sauce?

Reminder.

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Did any celebrities ever get swine flu? Supposedly millions of cases. I don't remember much panic and hoarding of supplies.
Maybe swine flu was a big hoax and corona is the real deal.

Bill is officially moving his goalpost to 3000 people surviving worldwide. Holy fuck.

reroll

>15k infected
>1k dead

mortality rate: 6%

what's going on in Italy?

550€ for just 2 weeks? I hope she has lots of mouths to feed. I can get about 5 months worth of prep food for that amount of cash. I've got food for 3 or so months as of now. Gotta go buy some kibble for my dog.

Depends if martial law is declared first, if so no election and it passes down through the chain of command. With how Trump is handling this even more incompetently than normal I assume malicious intent and hoping to trigger grounds for martial law on purpose.

Barron gets a turn.

Supreme Corona of the United States

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27 NEW CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN IRELAND; 70 NOW IN TOTAL

echolive.ie/corknews/27-new-cases-of-coronavirus-in-Ireland-70-now-in-total-ab4c6d50-4439-457c-b5cc-3bc452096ebc-ds

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Normans are starting to panic and buying shit en mass. Everything is cancelled and everyone is talking about it everywhere. It's 'appening

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Reroll

Which stage are you in now?

The five stages, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance are a part of the framework that makes up our learning to live with the one we lost. They are tools to help us frame and identify what we may be feeling. But they are not stops on some linear timeline in grief.

How does 2 weeks of food cost 550 Euro? What did she buy? Golden beans?

ayy

Living in relatively rural midwest, one confirmed case in STL. When should i force my pregnant wife to stay home from her work in a large office?

Real numbers. CCP lied

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please stop posting fake news, everyone knows you people dont work

Someone mentioned airborne pics of mass graves on fire in China? Does anyone still have those?

Corona is highly mutagenic isnt she?
Wouldn't that be a good thing if she started mutating? Its a dangerous virus because it was engineered to sit in the goldilocks zone for viruses.
If she mutates in any significant way, then it will fall out of the perfect zone.
Example
>mutates to become more lethal
>people die much faster
>corona starts to burn out because it spreads less

>MORE DEAD IN ITALY THAN ALL OUTSIDE OF CHINA COUNTRIES COMBINED
WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

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WTF BOLSANARO IS POSITVE?

>Not having food held back for any kind of emergency
Even if this isn't the happening that doesn't mean spare shit isn't useful, that and if you don't want to stock for disasters you can just eat it up and not buy for a while.

Solution: wear copper armor

i fucking hope and pray that this is nothing-burger
god please let it be a nothing-burger
if it's something-burger, oh god please target the rich faggots

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TRUMP HAS CORONA
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Think I just convinced myself, watched Boris Johnsons speech and he says that it's not just the flu bro, it's much worse. People are going to die.

Melania is one piece of ass. JC

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Italy

mobile.twitter.com/RadioSavana/status/1237860422796996608

Can this oil drum be used for storing water or will I die from an infection anyways?

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JERSEY CITY IMPLEMENTS CURFEW ON BARS, NIGHTCLUBS DUE TO CORONAVIRUS

fox5ny.com/news/jersey-city-implements-curfew-on-bars-nightclubs-due-to-coronavirus

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Quite surprised that there are still people alive in Wuhan.

I mean, if I'd be a few years in the future AND making youtube videos, that'd be me. However, I am now and not making youtube videos, and I'd still make that kind of video.

No capacity to test most of the mild cases.

Amazing sensei.

>checked
checked

Anyone got recommendations on NBC coveralls?

how come Russia isn't infected?
checkmate, Drumpftards, this election is over

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youtu.be/HYmUOyrks-Q Fresh OC

The competition is China and Iran and its clear they both lied a lot

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>sister grows a large amount of fruits and vegetables
>lives in a pretty remote part of indiana
>my family already had water/gas stockpiled
>enough toilet paper to last a lifetime
Only well prepared individuals can reply to this post.

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Kek I figured that's why she was staying in

I just flu across the country (get it? huehue) from a big city to my parent's house innawoods far away from civilization. It's a double edged sword because hospitals are far away, too. Hopefully I didn't catch the infection on the airport. Gonna wait here until the storm rides off. We can live off the land as long as needed. Plenty of animals to hunt and fish to catch.

ok then enjoy seeing your whole family of retards die

He's a boomer who hitched his wagon to the trump 2016 campaign fervor online. He airbrushes his twitter avatar so he looks younger (lol) and he is so fucking dumb. He's been moving the goal post with every single development. He's obviously very scared and in denial and we should laugh at him before we lose him to the coofs