>Coronavirus: UK moves to next stage in virus plan
bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol:Just wash your hands edition
Grayson Cruz
Levi Anderson
I agree not enough meat on there bones, the virus will go straight through them
Matthew Perez
a stitch in time saves nine
Henry Garcia
this wont come over to northern ireland
right
Ian Hall
"We’ve done what can be done to contain this disease, and this has bought us valuable time, but it’s now a global pandemic."
what has the government done?
Asher Hughes
"It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public, many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time."
-Boris Johnson, Chief Blairite
Joshua Ross
what the fuck even is this
>OK guys, BIG step forward now! Don't worry, SERIOUS BUSINESS about this virus now! Promise! We're going to do some BIG stuff to combat this!
>Ready for it?
>OK, so, the next phase of the plan
>Is....
>"We are 'considering' banning large events and gatherings, oh and also this virus that is infectious for 14 days, yeah if you get it stay at home for 7."
>See? Government's got your back, guys
Tyler Sanchez
the next stage
Logan Perez
Fuck Ray Mears
Elijah Barnes
Shit all. Up here in scotland they're closing down schools and even barring care homes.
Jose Myers
if you know where the glitters going tommorow reply to me
James Cook
Boris will go down in history as the hitler of the 21st century for coronacast
Nolan Nelson
None of you understand what you a talking about. Enjoy your pointless fuckwitted thread, you lifeless cunts.
Christian Morgan
Seriously though we need to have a fucking stern word with the Chinese and get them to STOP EATING WEIRD FUCKING ANIMALS AND CAUSING GLOBAL PANDEMICS
Matthew Wood
Why contain it?
Let it spill over into the Greggs and stadiums.
Let the norfers pile up in the streets.
In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
Jonathan King
did that informant from yesterday ever post anything ?
Anthony Lewis
boris has the blood of millions on his hands.
Justin Turner
wow that's not an EU regulated flag, why is it not flame retardant, this is an outrage.
Connor Miller
Why is the headline wrong?
It's people with a "new" cough.
This is gonna panic people more
Joshua Richardson
start punching tories
Dominic King
#coronacast, the wooden doors in the nhs hospital were to strong
Chase Walker
Remember everyone, you're well down the list of concern for the british elites and polticians.
letting 0.8-3 million people die in the name of saving 1-2% GDP is well worth it. Especially if it takes the NHS with it.
Aiden Russell
Bit sick of hearing about coronavirus, lads.
Jayden Ramirez
What a boring thread
Andrew Gutierrez
This
Reminder that like 400 people have it out of 65 million
Joseph Thomas
now you twats know why i wear the mask.
simple as
Gabriel Morales
Get used to it mate, going to be the main subject for months now, hopefully I'll get to play Doom Eternal before I turn into a mutant bat chink.
Ryder Anderson
SPILT IT THEN I FUCKING DARE YOU
Jordan Turner
You spergs are fucking mental. It needs to spread so people can build up an immunisation. But be sensible and don't go around spreading it. They said they want to maintain a balance to slow it down, and make sure it doesn't go out of control too early
Angel King
go to /bant/ if you can't handle it. this is the biggest happening since the black death.
Josiah Rodriguez
Not every thread can be about narrowboats mate, sadly.
Chase Watson
>There can't be a reason for not closing the border now
>Epidemiology: Hold my beer
Bunch of cunts.
Landon Evans
>Ignore low level crime
They already do. What do they mean by low level crime?
Gabriel Wood
could have just shut the borders and things would have turned out very substantially better
Isaiah Campbell
>It needs to spread so people can build up an immunisation.
this is like SARS. you can't become immune. it has ADE and it will kill you with a cytokine storm if you have any antibodies. this is also why we're never getting a vaccine.
Camden Jones
this global pandemic flu/cold peaked days ago
Josiah Davis
The governments response to coronavirus is perfectly reasonable, but there's one fatal flaw; trusting the public with anything.
Jaxon Moore
>doom eternal
looks based, and i never play video games
Matthew Hill
REMINDER.
I'm just glad I'm fat , I have plenty of calories in reserve , skinny fucks will die first.
HEALTHY LIVING BTFO
Tyler Watson
>peaked days ago
numbers are growing exponentially in every country that isn't lying about it.
Isaiah James
I just hope I survive one more month, so that I can 100% persona 5 royal. Shame I probably won't survive till scramble.
Cameron Rogers
Yet don't want to close any major gatherings of people? Even though this significantly spreads.
What is manageable about that. They're inviting huge peaks of the virus.
Christopher Jackson
Anyone else amazed the government have made a power grab?
Noah Wood
I've never split a thread, I'm not a seething nonce
Nathaniel Stewart
nth for bang on
Zachary Cook
It's a shit happening.
Logan Hughes
Love seeing the fallout with Boris not shutting the country down.
After a couple of weeks of lockdown, people will get fed up and get cabin fever. All sorts of shit will go wrong then, the virus will be the least of your worries.
Liam Rogers
Ok then sorry
Dylan Stewart
>bit tired of this blitz thing lads
>cant i just go in the back garden and wave a torch? lol i'll only be 10 minutes
Camden James
you're not Eddie then?
Elijah Ortiz
You post this is every thread along with your other copy pasta replies. Neck yourself you wanker.
Austin Gonzalez
its a slow burn happening.
Luis Sanders
>They said they want to maintain a balance to slow it down, and make sure it doesn't go out of control too early
What kind of balance is letting Cheltenham run so thousands reach the dangerous stage at the same time? Fuckboy
Bentley Taylor
nah most people are content to sit on their phones all day
Jeremiah Thompson
You guys there's gonna be riots?
Anthony Rivera
The blitz was at least interesting. Coronacringe isn't.
Cameron Bennett
me mum weren't impressed with boris lads thinks we should shut it all down
Jeremiah Gray
Did you hear what they said? They want people to infected to get immunisation going, but if you get symptoms, self-isolate to stop YOU PERSONALLY spreading it. It's a balancing act. You could always not go see Ngbubu score a belter every week though
Kevin Price
NEW : The Briton killed in Iraq rocket attack has been named as Lance Corporal Brodie Gillon.
The 26 yr old was a reservist with the Scottish & North Irish Yeomanry.
F Cutie.
Robert Morales
S E E T H E N O N C E
John Clark
BIG BRAIN CUM-MAN has got it all under control
Ryder King
f thank you for your service
Brayden Gonzalez
>jew nose
>eu flag
>cute
Nicholas Cruz
Jeremy Hunt warned us that he would do this but we didn't listen.
Evan Bailey
>They want people to infected to get immunisation going
like i said before, you cannot become immune to this virus. it has ADE and it's mutating extremely quickly.
Jayden Davis
>26
Fuck off.
Chase Cooper
uk doesn't have troops in Iraq fake news
Jackson Martinez
She has that psycho look
Matthew Davis
You best hope not because you can't fight you shit house.
James Hughes
only when the last roll of toilet paper has gone.
Aaron Thomas
Would be weird if aliens decided now of all times to show up with everyone dealing with the virus
Justin Green
Sell the Gainsborough!
Tyler Roberts
>iT hAs aDe
Isaiah Sanchez
Cooper Bell
>Asymptomatic viral shedding
>R0 anywhere between 2-6.6
>Untrustworthy self-isolation (7 days recommended for a disease which has evidence supporting
>No public gathering restrictions
Italy's getting their immunization going perfectly by following this method. There's 0 productive here. "Step-by-step approach" A.K.A. a recommendation and mostly inaction with the loose premise of further action at any given point.
Eli Parker
Hmmmm
Alexander Wilson
it does. this virus is similar to SARS, which had ADE and it explains the rate and severity of reinfection after "recovery".
Joseph Edwards
Yas Forums needs weaponised Moat happening.
>Incels unite!
Nathan Rodriguez
Looked like a bloke kek
Kevin Moore
why is "pcmag" advertising porn?
Gabriel Fisher
Based jews,
Gracia's!
>Giuseppe
Elijah Murphy
it's funny how they don't like our nuclear operations yet they ignore this
Ryder Williams
you called?
Hunter Hall
Well that's spaghettibro taken care of.
Jackson Campbell
lads, they've officially called it SARS 2
en.wikipedia.org
Brody Russell
Blairite? Don't be an eejut mang
Cameron Diaz
why don't they just call it chinky flu 316314
Austin Stewart
>R0 anywhere between 2-6.6
probably closer to 20 or 30 or even higher than that, considering that you can be asymptomatic for 40 days.
Kevin Nguyen
Notice Boris described the cytokine storm which we read about weeks ago
Angel Price
You'd think they would take a much bigger interest in biological warfare especially if they could control it for themselves to use against their enemies.
Zachary Hughes
CHING CHONG NIP NONG BAT VIRUS more like
William Butler
Sebastian Scott
Kill pigs, niggas, pakies, jews
Connor Ramirez
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Eli Baker
>Remdesivir and chloroquine effectively inhibit the coronavirus in vitro.[94] Remdesivir is being trialled in USA and in China.[114]
chop chop, boris
old news
Hudson Rogers
>Worldwide effects of the pandemic include social and economic instability, xenophobia and racism against people of Chinese and East Asian descent
Priorities lads.
Austin Green
shes cute , would fugg
Carson Clark
right away
Nathaniel Martinez
>countypress
sounds pretty dubious desu lad, not seeing it on bbc either
Asher Roberts
is that Vic Reeves?